How long til ronfez.net no longer exists?

[lleeder]

Membership is at an all time low. The show doesnt mention the board anymore. The admin doesn't post anymore. The mods were picked at random and never properly trained. So how much longer does this place have?

[JerseyRich]

Is Hannukah over yet?

[Dell]

I vote YES...I will not be swayed...

[JerseyRich]

I vote YES...I will not be swayed...

Perhaps this can sway you... (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

[ToiletCrusher]

I could keep this place alive longer!

[hammersavage]

Oh, I was trained all right. Every mod had his way

[Hottub]

We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight 202 friends, we shall fight at our desks and on our phones, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on the web, we shall defend our Board, whatever the cost may be, we shall never surrender.

[lleeder]

white man came across the sea
he brought us pain and misery

[Hottub]

The dogmas of the quiet past, are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew, and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our Board.

Fellow .netters, we cannot escape history. We of the moderators and this administration, will be remembered in spite of ourselves. No personal significance, or insignificance, can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass, will light us down, in honor or dishonor, to the latest generation. We say we are for the Ron and Fez. The world will not forget that we say this. We know how to save the Union. The world knows we do know how to save it. We, even we here, hold the power, and bear the responsibility. Honorable alike in what we give, and what we preserve. We shall nobly save, or meanly lose, the last best board on earth.

[mikeyboy]

Kick out the jams, motherfucker!!!!!

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[ToiletCrusher]

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

[Dell]

Perhaps this can sway you... (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

almost got me...:nono:

[Foster]

Just wait until Twitter starts their 10 cents a tweet fee, that's when the people will come rushing back.

[lleeder]

Just wait until Twitter starts their 10 cents a tweet fee, that's when the people will come rushing back.

At least the money wont go to those greedy tots.

[mikeyboy]

At least the money wont go to those greedy tots.

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

[Dell]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

SWEET

[Hottub]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

God bless us all. Everyone.
http://www.sheeplaughs.com/scrooge/tinytim.jpg

[lleeder]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

Thats like 10 to 35 joker dolls. Depending where you shop.

[JerseyRich]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

DUDE!

[Foster]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

That's almost twice the amount expected, from a penny a post.


spoon really came through

[mikeyboy]

That's more than twice the amount expected, from a penny a post.


fixed

[RhinoinMN]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

DAN FUCKING LAROE!!

[ToiletCrusher]

I'd like my money back unless you can provide pictures of the children opening the gifts that our money bought.

[RhinoinMN]

I'd like my money back unless you can provide pictures of the children opening the gifts that our money bought.

http://jimmartin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/two_dollar_bill_1.jpg

PORN!

[mikeyboy]

DAN FUCKING LAROE!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

mikey likes to use the f-word.

[ozzie]

Stop. Just stop. You had me at rape.

[ToiletCrusher]

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[GregoryJoseph]

Best poll options EVER.

And I think come January 1st, 2010 this place will be shut down.

[Contra]

Its been a lot worse than this

[JerseyRich]

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This version from Red Rocks in October 2006 is really good too. (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP/ref=cm_sw_su_w)

[ToiletCrusher]

I hate you just a little bit.

[JerseyRich]

I hate you just a little bit.

I'm your new Rhino.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm your new Rhino.

It was one night of similar clothing.

Rhino and I look alike.

Top that, vesty!

[JerseyRich]

It was one night of similar clothing.

Rhino and I look alike.

Top that, vesty!

I'm stoned from solder flux and solder fumes.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm stoned from solder flux and solder fumes.

Oh... my... god....

me too.

Are we related?

[JerseyRich]

Oh... my... god....

me too.

Are we related?

Quick...What's your favorite track on Southern Harmony?

[ToiletCrusher]

promise

[Contra]

The only way this place would ever die is if Greg stopped posting here...

[mikeyboy]

The only way this place would ever die is if Greg stopped posting here...

That didn't kill it before.

[spoon]

~~$1,035.60!!!!~~

All I see there is the money we owe JustJon for not showing up to his last second velvet rope fist pump party. Yet, just imagine the party we could have thrown with this "greedy tot money" as lleeder put it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Calm down with the money thing.

If a serious investigation is in order, we will handle it.

[~Katja~]

All I see there is the money we owe JustJon for not showing up to his last second velvet rope fist pump party. Yet, just imagine the party we could have thrown with this "greedy tot money" as lleeder put it.
silly, the majority of it was directly deposited to tft

[RhinoinMN]

silly, the majority of it was directly deposited to tft

So they say.....

[spoon]

So they say.....

Yah, it's so iron clad I saw that TLB gave about 500,00! I'm sure it's all on the up and up though. This message board has never steered any soul wrong, not to mention no history of personality disorders.

[Foster]

Yah, it's so iron clad I saw that TLB gave about 500,00! I'm sure it's all on the up and up though. This message board has never steered any soul wrong, not to mention no history of personality disorders.

those of us who donated directly sent a copy of our receipt to mikeyboy,
because he didn't trust any of us

[TooLowBrow]

Yah, it's so iron clad I saw that TLB gave about 500,00! I'm sure it's all on the up and up though. This message board has never steered any soul wrong, not to mention no history of personality disorders.

i gave more than that (http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2619812&postcount=47546)

[Contra]

That didn't kill it before.

He's still posting, so I don't count that.

He can't stay away!

[Foster]

i gave more than that (http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2619812&postcount=47546)

million dollar donations to charity,
doing christmas in Egypt,

and all I get is "hey, thanks for the ride home"

[TooLowBrow]

million dollar donations to charity,
doing christmas in Egypt,

and all I get is "hey, thanks for the ride home"

i didnt even get to sit up front

[Foster]

i didnt even get to sit up front

you expect a man like lleeder to sit in the backseat?

[TooLowBrow]

you expect a man like lleeder to sit in the backseat?

i couldve sat on his lap or something

[Foster]

i couldve sat on his lap or something

I would have had no problem with that, you should have just asked

[TooLowBrow]

I would have had no problem with that, you should have just asked

i am writing you a check for $7000 right now.

itll be in the mail tomorrow

[K.C.]

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I promise I will be the last man standing on this awful site.

[spoon]

i gave more than that (http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2619812&postcount=47546)

That is so odd! I'm not going to say I'm shocked, but even this has caught me off guard. Wow! I only hope it's not true, even for Jon.




Major charity on the brink

By DAVID RESPO
AP Special Correspondent

NEW YORK (AP) -- Major Bill Greinke, USMC (Ret.) & Vice President of Marketing & Development for the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, was found launder money off the top of said charitable program this past Monday. Working closely with the likes of a self proclaimed Coder, Modder, Gamer, Lego Builder and of course RonFez.Net Webmaster, Jonathon Lazzar, both were able to siphon over $1.3 million from this long held honorable tradition. Seemingly, most of the money taken by Mr. Lazar was already gone having spent it on the upcoming planning of Brickfair 2010/ 1Brick.net (http://www.1brick.net/), NxNYC event and of course some strangely titled Twestival involving butterfly wings? (http://www.justjon.net/?p=21)

It is also believed some funds were used in order to surround himself "with artists who express themselves with Lego bricks, and to share, display and drink with other like minded Adult Fans of Lego (AFOL)" at Brickfair 2009 (http://www.brickfair.com/). Most funds were seemingly put into the creation of TouristBot – Social Engagement Through Autonomy (http://www.justjon.net/?p=58), what his ilk consider a "MOCs , or My Own Creations". He is however being sued for copyright infringement from the The Great Ball Contraption (http://www.greatballcontraption.com/) creators, as they claim he stole many ideas based on their patented technologies.

Jon has used this stolen fortune to climb the social and political ladder by becoming not only the mayor of The Yard, but 9 places in total on the ever powerful fantasy siteFoursquare (http://foursquare.com/user/justjon). He now has control of the Target, Barnes and Nobel AND town square in White Plains!

Investigations into these allegations are still ongoing, but arrests are surely expected soon. Mr. Lazzar has already retained the law services of ronfez.net's resident lawyer Mikeyboi (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP), also known to be a blind lackey of the soon to fall lego tycoon and oft mayor of Foursquare makey believey town.

We will continue to report on the story as things develop.

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[JerseyRich]

Hmmm...it says AP. Must be true!

[spoon]

Hmmm...it says AP. Must be true!

It's a sad day for rf.net.

Jc's time is close at hand.

[Foster]

That is so odd! I'm not going to say I'm shocked, but even this has caught me off guard. Wow! I only hope it's not true, even for Jon.

you really do have too much spare time

[mikeyboy]

you really do have too much spare time

he doesn't sleep.

[spoon]

he doesn't sleep.

I'm sleeping/dreaming now.

[spoon]

shutup mikeyboi

[spoon]

Good luck Mikey and Jon.

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[JerseyRich]

mikeyboi (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

[Foster]

Membership is at an all time low. The show doesnt mention the board anymore. The admin doesn't post anymore. The mods were picked at random and never properly trained. So how much longer does this place have?

how is membership at an all time low?

I don't believe you can quit the board, I've looked

[LordJezo]

rf.net got me prescription meds, anal (with a female), and coke.

If it dies tomorrow it will live forever in my heart, no other website has done as much for me as this one.

[spoon]

how is membership at an all time low?

I don't believe you can quit the board, I've looked

don't question non mods, he's right!






seriously though, I believe he means "active"

[Foster]

don't question non mods, he's right!






seriously though, I believe he means "active"

Currently Active Users: 140 (23 members and 117 guests)

does that mean there are 117 people without accounts viewing this site right now?

[K.C.]

Currently Active Users: 140 (23 members and 117 guests)

does that mean there are 117 people without accounts viewing this site right now?

It means that my posts are so intelligent that they're turning up in common internet searches.

The knowledge I drop on these fools is ridiculous.

[ToiletCrusher]

It might be good for the board to have some new blood in a mod position!

[Kevin]

It might be good for the board to have some new blood in a mod position!

You suck.

JC would make such a better Mod.

[ToiletCrusher]

You suck.

JC would make such a better Mod.

You wish you could be half the european that JC is.

[spoon]

You suck.

JC would make such a better Mod.

They both blow, I'm on board with schmizbo!

[Kevin]

You wish you could be half the european that JC is.

STOP IT

YO.

[sailor]

correct answer is 3 years, almost to the day. of course, i voted for 2. :wallbash:

[RhinoinMN]

You wish you could be half the european that JC is.


Unclipped?

[ToiletCrusher]

Get me a fucking heineken yo!

[Kevin]

Get me a fucking heineken yo!

STEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLA!

[TripleSkeet]

Hopefully awhile. I REALLY dont want to go to Wackbag.

[MC Pee Pants]

When i say so.

[A.J.]

"It's already dead."

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/S/Star_Trek_Original_Movies/Movie_Images/STAR%20TREK%20II%20THE%20WRATH%20OF%20KHAN.jpg

[Foster]

"It's already dead."

http://www.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Movies/S/Star_Trek_Original_Movies/Movie_Images/STAR%20TREK%20II%20THE%20WRATH%20OF%20KHAN.jpg

JON!!!!!!!

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp199/bloodslides/kirk-yelling-at-kahn.jpg

[mikeyboy]

JON!!!!!!!

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp199/bloodslides/kirk-yelling-at-kahn.jpg

:laugh:

[A.J.]

:laugh:

I second that. Well done.

[epo]

This place is the equivalent of an internet cockroach.

[boosterp]

Hopefully awhile. I REALLY dont want to go to Wackbag.

Where? I am trying to think of a board that is related to XM that I am not banned nor have been other than here.

STI, RGF, and that atrocity Struff has should not even be considered.

[RhinoinMN]

Where? I am trying to think of a board that is related to XM that I am not banned nor have been other than here.

STI, RGF, and that atrocity Struff has should not even be considered.

Www.thirdtierboard.com

[Hottub]

Www.thirdtierboard.com

:lol:

[sailor]

third tier is a good place. some of the features aren't as user-friendly, but it's cool overall.

[BlackSpider]

If this board shuts down, you can talk to me here... (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP/ref=cm_sw_su_w)

[disneyspy]

If this board shuts down, you can talk to me here... (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP/ref=cm_sw_su_w)

oh come on! how mant times do we have to see 3 dicks in shakiras ass?

[BlackSpider]

JON!!!!!!!

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp199/bloodslides/kirk-yelling-at-kahn.jpg

You're fucking brilliant...

[Foster]

Www.thirdtierboard.com

I'm not falling for another richroll

[Space Edge]

I give it less then a year, all the infighting is funny to watch. Looking at this place now compared to other boards that aren't around anymore, this place is acting the same as those other sites right before they closed.

Edited to add some of you take this shit way to seriously and that is the best thing to watch and lol about.

[GregoryJoseph]

I give it less then a year, all the infighting is funny to watch. Looking at this place now compared to other boards that aren't around anymore, this place is acting the same as those other sites right before they closed.

Edited to add some of you take this shit way to seriously and that is the best thing to watch and lol about.

Some of you who think we take this shit way too seriously take this shit way too seriously.

[JerseyRich]

www.richroll.com (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

[lleeder]

Some of you who think we take this shit way too seriously take this shit way too seriously.

seriously.

[struff]

STI, RGF, and that atrocity Struff has should not even be considered.

Hey, go ahead and trash me personally all you want...call me lazy, fat, boring, untalented...whatever...it's all true. But please don't trash my rundowns which I bust my balls doing for no credit or money or anything other than to help keep fans up to date with things (in fact it costs me more and more money every month because my bandwidth keeps going higher and higher as viewership continually increases).

If you, or anyone, don't like my stuff, that's fine, I understand...you don't have to look at it (just like if you don't like something on tv or the radio, you don't have to watch or listen).

But rather than trash my work, please tell me what I can do differently to make things better for people. I seriously take all suggestions and strive to make my stuff more gooder for everyone. This goes for everyone reading this. Feel free to email or PM me over there. Thanks. :)

ps: I won't reply anymore in here so it won't get off-topic.

[Foster]

Hey, go ahead and trash me personally all you want...call me lazy, fat, boring, untalented...whatever...it's all true. But please don't trash my rundowns which I bust my balls doing for no credit or money or anything other than to help keep fans up to date with things (in fact it costs me more and more money every month because my bandwidth keeps going higher and higher as viewership continually increases).

If you, or anyone, don't like my stuff, that's fine, I understand...you don't have to look at it (just like if you don't like something on tv or the radio, you don't have to watch or listen).

But rather than trash my work, please tell me what I can do differently to make things better for people. I seriously take all suggestions and strive to make my stuff more gooder for everyone. This goes for everyone reading this. Feel free to email or PM me over there. Thanks. :)

ps: I won't reply anymore in here so it won't get off-topic.

how are you at buying Christmas gifts?

[sailor]

Hey, go ahead and trash me personally all you want...call me lazy, fat, boring, untalented...whatever...it's all true. But please don't trash my rundowns which I bust my balls doing for no credit or money or anything other than to help keep fans up to date with things (in fact it costs me more and more money every month because my bandwidth keeps going higher and higher as viewership continually increases).

If you, or anyone, don't like my stuff, that's fine, I understand...you don't have to look at it (just like if you don't like something on tv or the radio, you don't have to watch or listen).

But rather than trash my work, please tell me what I can do differently to make things better for people. I seriously take all suggestions and strive to make my stuff more gooder for everyone. This goes for everyone reading this. Feel free to email or PM me over there. Thanks. :)

ps: I won't reply anymore in here so it won't get off-topic.

you should call it your struff. that could be your gimmick.

[Annie Waits]

I could keep this place alive longer!

It will be dead soon, TC will be opening itmakesyoufez.com pretty soon

[SHANEFROMGA]

i was born to posting on ronfez.net, and i'll die posting on ronfez.net.

[Jinxy McHippo]

This site died when Clintsman stopped posting