$1,095.60

[lleeder]

is how much I have left to buy a gift for my grandmother. Whats should i get her?

[KatPw]

Hdtv.

[razorboy]

A living will.

[lleeder]

She really wants something for $50-100 and from walmart.

[KatPw]

Walmart? Really? I've only been to two of them (East Meadow and Uniondale) and they were both horrific and terrifying. And we all know what happened at the one near me. No thank you.

[lleeder]

Walmart? Really? I've only been to two of them (East Meadow and Uniondale) and they were both horrific and terrifying. And we all know what happened at the one near me. No thank you.

Its the only place thats still open. They close at 8.

[RhinoinMN]

Try target.

[razorboy]

She really wants something for $50-100 and from walmart.

Twenty generic prescriptions.

[keithy_19]

Its the only place thats still open. They close at 8.

Just give her a hug and a pat on the head.

If you really love her, gently kiss her neck.

[KatPw]

Its the only place thats still open. They close at 8.

I'm surprised the malls aren't open.

[KatPw]

Just give her a hug and a pat on the head.

If you really love her, gently kiss her neck.

Have you been watching granny porn?

[KatPw]

Oh! How about a snuggie from Grandma? old people are always cold.

[TooLowBrow]

walgreens is open all night?!?!!?

i hope my family likes crap!

[razorboy]

i hope my family likes crap!

You aren't that bad.

[Furtherman]

Get her a Mach 3, with a few refills. You'll have about 20 bucks left to spend on yourself.

[sailor]

print up and frame a cute pic of the two of ya.

[JerseyRich]

Clementines!

Who doesn't love CLEMENTINES?! (http://tinyurl.com/wyxp72)

[Contra]

On behalf of the U.S. Marine Corps, the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation and the many less fortunate children who will experience the joy of Christmas because of caring people like you, I extend my warmest thanks for your thoughtfulness and generosity. Given today's challenging economic condition, our work together is even more critical as the number of families experiencing financial hardship continues to grow.

We received your contribution of $5.00 on Dec 25, 2009 . The Marine Toys for Tots Foundation provided you with no goods, services, or benefits for your contribution. We are also recognized by the IRS as a tax-exempt public charity under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code. Cash contributions of the Foundation are deductible on your federal income tax return to the extent provided by federal income tax regulations. Please consult your tax advisor. This letter may be printed and retained as your receipt for record puposes.

The Marine Toys for Tots Foundation provided you with no goods, services, or benefits for your contribution. We are also recognized by the IRS as a tax-exempt public charity under Section 501(c)(3) of the Internal Revenue Code. Cash contributions of the Foundation are deductible on your federal income tax return to the extent provided by federal income tax regulations. Please consult your tax advisor. This letter may be printed and retained as your receipt for record puposes.

Again, thank you for enabling the Marine Corps to meet the significant challenge of providing Christmas joy and hope to millions of our nation's neediest children. Your kindness and compassion will make a difference in their lives.

For your reference, your secure Transaction ID is: 3184-1181-1-334562-334602.

Best Wishes,

Major Bill Grein
USMC (Ret.)
Vice President
Marketing & Development
Marine Toys for Tots Foundation

[Suspect Chin]

A couple of glasses from Walmart for $18. That's more your speed.

[spoon]

Is Contra drunk? And to think he could have bought a lottery scratch off and given to the old instead. That's a much better time than some shitty form letter from another retired jarhead. Either way, it impacts the elderly.

[Slumbag]

This dude for an hour
http://www.crabbygolightly.com/images/lexingtonsteele.jpg

Or this dude for the week
http://www.browniesalad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fat-ugly-goth.jpg

[Contra]

Is Contra drunk? And to think he could have bought a lottery scratch off and given to the old instead. That's a much better time than some shitty form letter from another retired jarhead. Either way, it impacts the elderly.

I pay my debts buddy. In this case, I overpay.

And if you think that lotto money is really going to the elderly then you may take Rube Of The Year!

[ToiletCrusher]

Take that money and buy crappy books.

[TooLowBrow]

Take that money and buy crappy books.
follow your own advice
http://www.mysteryfile.com/blogImg/Stern.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

follow your own advice
http://www.mysteryfile.com/blogImg/Stern.jpg

Already did that.

[spoon]

I pay my debts buddy. In this case, I overpay.

And if you think that lotto money is really going to the elderly then you may take Rube Of The Year!

Only rubes listen to fallen admin of shitty message boards. And yes contra, I was being literal.

[biggirl]

a sandals vacation.

[Contra]

Only rubes listen to fallen admin of shitty message boards. And yes contra, I was being literal.

Well it does take one to know one I suppose.

[opie's twisted balls]

is how much I have left to buy a gift for my grandmother. Whats should i get her?
this (http://www.dignifiedcaskets.com/Briar_Rose_p/briar%20rose.htm), and you even have 60¢ left over


A living will.
I was thinking more along the lines of a gift certificate to Dr. Kevorkian


If you really love her, gently kiss her neck.
If you really love her use tongue

[Chigworthy]

A better grandson.