Boast Purgatory

[lleeder]

I got great gifts and I'm better than you.

[KatPw]

I get a week off from work. And yarn.

[biggestmexi]

I got great gifts and I'm better than you.

Does sants stop at your house early

[razorboy]

I can't wait for the roast burgertory thread.

[KatPw]

Now I'm starving.

[razorboy]

Does sants stop at your house early

Who the hell is sants?

[RhinoinMN]

This thread should be for posts that you think are too good for those regular threads.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am so good at crushing toilets.

[danlaroe]

i have one more beanie cup than llllllllllllleeder does. and my last grandmother died in august the day before i won it so i dont need to worry about picking up that gift this year. AND FEZ DOESNT WANT ME DEAD. there is no way lleeder is better than anyone. hes in ron and fez hospice

[DiabloSammich]

My balls smell like a combination between Pine-Sol and bittersweet chocolate.

[JerseyRich]

I made an awesome dessert, and none of you are going to taste it.

[underdog]

lleeder is the best. He's better than everyone.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, we fucked up Christmas dinner. So we made a switch to lasagna.

RIP Roast. We'll miss you. But the dogs will eat like kings!

[Chigworthy]

I'm calling shenanigans. No one ruins the whole roast.

[TooLowBrow]

I'm calling shenanigans. No one ruins the whole roast.

yeah, but roast posts win

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm calling shenanigans. No one ruins the whole roast.

Dad was cooking.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

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[RhinoinMN]

I just got a rim job. That's right, a rim job.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I made an awesome dessert, and none of you are going to taste it.

I'll just call the Scotch Plains police and ask where the only Puerto Rican in Fanwood is.

[TooLowBrow]

I just got a rim job. That's right, a rim job.

youre more flexible that i am i admit

[JerseyRich]

I'll just call the Scotch Plains police and ask where the only Puerto Rican in Fanwood is.

They'd say..."Who knows?...call the Fanwood Police!"

[JerseyRich]

yeah, but roast posts win

I feel a Crazy Man from Colorado video coming on with comments like that.

[Tenbatsuzen]

They'd say..."Who knows?...call the Fanwood Police!"

fuck, I went on the hunch that Fanwood is so small that Scotch Plains would do their police work.

[JerseyRich]

fuck, I went on the hunch that Fanwood is so small that Scotch Plains would do their police work.

Yea, we got a couple.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yea, we got a couple.

Puerto Ricans? Or Police?

[sailor]

like kings who eat burnt food.

[Farmer Dave]

screw the roast, I just wanted to say good night.

where did that thread go?
I even tried to search, search, hurry up and search.

[boosterp]

I only had a little wine and a beer, I was a good boy.

[boosterp]

Bunch of snack food, I'm full.

[Ritalin]

Hey, I'm right there with you. I lost the beef stew. Wrong stew pot. The meat tastes great, but I can't serve this.

[KatPw]

Ruining a roast? Sacrilege.