Best and Worst of the Ron & Fez Show for the Decade [Archive]

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 09:49 AM

On Friday, the Ron & Fez Show spent an hour discussing the best and worst of the decade for the Ron & Fez Show. In case you missed it, here were the picks:

Producer of the decade:
Al Dukes - Fez
Hawk - East Side Dave
ESD/Rory - Chris Stanley
Billy Staples - Ron

Best caller:
Blowhard - Fez
Death Metal Moe - East Side Dave
Blowhard - Chris Stanley
Joe Poo, Joe Jr. and Kenny Allen - Ron

Most shocking moment:
Fez doing the Silence of the Lambs dance - Chris Stanley
Black Earl walks away from the Ron & Fez show - Fez
Earl talks about his miscarriage - East Side Dave
To be continued (Fez’s secret) - Ron

Best party:
Rock-a-hula luau - East Side Dave
Big Ass Night of Fights 2 - Fez
Big Ass Bash - Chris Stanley
Rock & Ribs - Ron

Intern of the decade:
Lilly - Fez
Keshia - East Side Dave
Bronx Johnny - Chris Stanley
Thing 2 - Ron

Nut of the decade:
A.J. Dynamite - Chris Stanley
Crazed - East Side Dave
Crazy Jen - Fez
Fez - Ron

Meltdown of the decade:
Al Dukes wrecks Anthony’s foosball table - Fez
Fez and Mikey D - Chris Stanley
Fez and Mikey D - Chris
Fez and Mikey D - Ron

Feud of the decade:
Fez vs. Mikey D - Ron
Joe Poo vs. Al Dukes - Fez
Billy Staples vs. Al Dukes - Chris Stanley
ESD vs. Earl - East Side Dave

Best song:
Sleeves’ Mighty Horse - East Side Dave
Perrynoid’s Phones Bliowing Up song - Chris Stanley
Perrynoid’s The Ballad of Gail O - Fez
Brother Joe’s Black Earl song - Ron

Friend of the show:
Mikeyboy - Chris Stanley
Gvac - East Side Dave
Kathleen from the Bronx - Fez
Opie & Anthony - Ron

Comments? Bitz got robbed on intern of the decade.

A.J.

01-03-2010, 09:54 AM

Friend of the show:
Mike boy - Chris Stanley

Who?

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 09:57 AM

Who?

Of course that's the one with the typo.

K.C.

01-03-2010, 10:00 AM

My answers would be:

Producer of the decade: Billy Staples (probably some of the most memorable moments from the show)

Best caller: Jay Mohr

Most shocking moment: Wonderboy smashes J-Dubs car windows on his last night and rides off into the sunset (that one even got Ron...you could tell from the audio).

Best party: Big Ass Night Of Fights 2

Best intern: Tie: Bitz (good call on that, mikeyboy)/Frothy OJ Paulie

Nut of the decade: Elfish

Meltdown of the decade: Fez/Mikey D

Feud of the decade: Al Dukes vs. Gay Randy

Best song: The call that melted Fezzie down by Tender (set to The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down)

Friend of the show: mikeyboy

A.J.

01-03-2010, 10:05 AM

Nut of the decade: Elfish

I remember at one of the Dave and Buster's events down here during the WJFK days, he asked Ron and Fez to autograph a Bible. That genuinely seemed to freak Ron out.

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 10:06 AM

I remember at one of the Dave and Buster's events down here during the WJFK days, he asked Ron and Fez to autograph a Bible. That genuinely seemed to freak Ron out.

That was the night they met him.

A.J.

01-03-2010, 10:08 AM

That was the night they met him.

That's right: David Lee Kinison.

Oh, there was one more category: the Rivalry of the Decade. The consensus was Al Dukes vs. _____.

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 10:10 AM

That's right: David Lee Kinison.

Yeah, he apparently drunkenly came up with that name on the spot and it stuck until the "Rock & Roll Elvis" song came to light.

Oh, there was one more category: the Rivalry of the Decade. The consensus was Al Dukes vs. _____.

yeah, that was the consensus pick after the discussion of feud of the decade.

disneyspy

01-03-2010, 10:14 AM

best caller:genobaggodonuts
friend:mikeyboy
fued:gay randy/al dukes
leading to the best meltdown:dukes
producer:i cant say because i'm just a fan
most shocking moment: fez and dawn cumia

i dont know how anyone could argue with the mb choice

lleeder

01-03-2010, 10:18 AM

Producer of the decade:
Al Dukes

Best caller:
Radioshark

Most shocking moment:
Ron &Fez announce O&A have been fired from WNEW

Best party:
Big Ass Bash

Intern of the decade:
Frighty Fright

Nut of the decade:
Moshin

Meltdown of the decade:
Fez One Ounce of Slack

Feud of the decade:
Al Dukes vs Staples

Best song:
Earl Douuglas-Jets Fans

Friend of the show:
Blowhard

sailor

01-03-2010, 10:21 AM

best caller: lleeder

worst guest: matt from LI

JohnGacysCrawlSpace

01-03-2010, 10:22 AM

Worst contest of the decade: Beard Wars 1,2,3....

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2010, 10:48 AM

What about Bit of the Decade?

I think a strong contender was Fez and Dawn Cumia - Anthony's sister.

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 10:48 AM

i dont know how anyone could argue with the mb choice

Blowhard's been there since the beginning of the decade.

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2010, 10:50 AM

Best party:
Rock-a-hula luau - East Side Dave
Big Ass Night of Fights 2 - Fez
Big Ass Bash - Chris Stanley
Rock & Ribs - Ron

What was Fez's motivation for BANoF2? Besides the obvious... was it really that great? I seem to remember a lot of problems, such as the bar charging people to park, which Ron flipped out about.

disneyspy

01-03-2010, 10:50 AM

Blowhard's been there since the beginning of the decade.

i was talking about who has done the most for the show,not who has called them the most

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 10:51 AM

What was Fez's motivation for BANoF2? Besides the obvious... was it really that great? I seem to remember a lot of problems, such as the bar charging people to park, which Ron flipped out about.

He said the main reason was Staples and the Diggstown challenge.

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2010, 10:52 AM

He said the main reason was Staples and the Diggstown challenge.

You're right. That had the Diggstown challenge and Al manning up to fight. I thought Diggstown was the first Night of Fights.

paulisded

01-03-2010, 10:55 AM

mikeyboy

01-03-2010, 10:55 AM

i was talking about who has done the most for the show,not who has called them the most

People might forget that Blowhard (aka Heckler) did a lot, especially during the WNEW era where he was instrumental in the "Keep R&F in New York" campaign after O&A got dumped from WNEW and was a mod on this board, among other things.

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2010, 11:02 AM

Wait, there were problems with previous events???

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/10896/thumbs/s-CRAIG-FERGUSON-large.jpg

I KNOW!

A.J.

01-03-2010, 11:03 AM

People might forget that Blowhard (aka Heckler) did a lot, especially during the WNEW era where he was instrumental in the "Keep R&F in New York" campaign after O&A got dumped from WNEW and was a mod on this board, among other things.

That's true, but the torch seemed to be passed to you once they came down to WJFK -- and then back up to NY. Blowhard pretty much left the board he helped build by then.

Tenbatsuzen

01-03-2010, 11:04 AM

Wait, there were problems with previous events???

Interestingly enough, most people didn't care or forgot about the problems about a week after the event.

Sadly, people still hang on to glories of that night seven and a half years later. Almost like you've achieved nothing else in your life to make a big deal out of.

paulisded

01-03-2010, 11:13 AM

Interestingly enough, most people didn't care or forgot about the problems about a week after the event.

Sadly, people still hang on to glories of that night seven and a half years later. Almost like you've achieved nothing else in your life to make a big deal out of.

Events should always be about nothing more than having fun. Proving points or creating vendettas are tiresome for anybody other than those directly involved.

Melk

01-03-2010, 05:37 PM

Events should always be about nothing more than having fun. Proving points or creating vendettas are tiresome for anybody other than those directly involved.
I agree. I listen to the show every day during my commute and at the gym and I don't understand how these vendettas happen and why they linger. I have been on this board for a few years and don't understand how things have gotten bad enough to where the show has divorced itself from the fan site.

I have to give credit to Blowhard.

sailor

01-03-2010, 06:05 PM

best rf.net admin - carter

Ritalin

01-03-2010, 06:26 PM

Man, Crazy Jen is the hands down nut of the decade, no contest. She's like some kind of savant. The absolute best.

Bits is the write in candidate for intern of the decade, if only for that song.

The worst - by far - was Harry. He just sucked balls. Not funny sucked balls, boring sucked balls.

foodcourtdruide

01-03-2010, 06:39 PM

Best producer was Al Dukes. I've never felt more simultaneous anger and sympathy for someone.

smiler grogan

01-03-2010, 06:50 PM

My favorite intern ever is Frighty Fright from wnew

song, has to be brother joe's black Earl song it's been around for ever an still gets played at live events

producer, Al Dukes his descent into madness hd me fixed to the radio every night

most shocking, Ron announcing Fez had his first heart attack

feud, Ron vs. shock jock radio, i find it fascinating how Ron is continually evolving away from the Ron and Ron show yet thats what initially got him to WNEW

I haven't seen one answer that doesn't have its merits, so many terrific misfits that make up the Ron and fez universe.

K.C.

01-03-2010, 07:08 PM

K.C.

01-03-2010, 07:37 PM

The worst - by far - was Harry. He just sucked balls. Not funny sucked balls, boring sucked balls.

Except when it came to Billy...then Harry was pretty solid...a couple weeks before he got the boot, around one of the Christmas episodes, when Billy called in to sandbag Harry and Harry ripped him to shreds to the point where Billy basically ran from the phone was one of his few fine moments.

opie's twisted balls

01-03-2010, 07:59 PM

Producer of the decade: Chris Stanley

Best caller: Jay Mohr

Most shocking moment: Fez reveals his secret, oh wait that's going to be the least shocking moment of the next decade

Best intern: Lilly for pure fuckability

Nut of the decade: Dave during the "my asshole is a carnival ride" stage

Meltdown of the decade: Fez

Feud of the decade: Dave v. The Spook, aka the fainting goat, aka Black Earl

Best song: Sleeve's Christmas Song

Friend of the show: O&A

mikeyboy

01-04-2010, 09:05 AM

Bump. Discussing now.

fezident

01-04-2010, 12:32 PM

Can't wait to hear the best-of-2000s episodes and the first episode of the new year.

My commute sucks nuts without new R&F in my earphones.

K.C.

01-04-2010, 02:14 PM

Bump. Discussing now.

Did they talk about any of the things I was bitching about in the other thread? I missed that segment, but wanted to hear what some of the things people were writing Ron about were.

mikeyboy

01-04-2010, 02:15 PM

Did they talk about any of the things I was bitching about in the other thread? I missed that segment, but wanted to hear what some of the things people were writing Ron about were.

Nope. They didn't really talk about the specifics of what people were complaining about.

paulisded

01-04-2010, 02:21 PM

Nope. They didn't really talk about the specifics of what people were complaining about.

I can't believe that anybody would be so personally offended by their choices (other than Fez's silly music pics) to email Ron to bitch.

boosterp

01-04-2010, 08:57 PM

On Friday, the Ron & Fez Show spent an hour discussing the best and worst of the decade for the Ron & Fez Show. In case you missed it, here were the picks:

Producer of the decade:
Al Dukes - Fez

Best caller:
Death Metal Moe - East Side Dave

Most shocking moment:
When Gail-O died

Best party:
Big Ass Night of Fights 2 - Fez

Intern of the decade:
Bronx Johnny - Chris Stanley

Nut of the decade:
Crazy Jen - Fez

Meltdown of the decade:
Fez and Mikey D - Chris Stanley
Fez and Mikey D - Chris
Fez and Mikey D - Ron

Feud of the decade:
ESD vs. Earl - East Side Dave

Best song:
Perrynoid’s Phones Bliowing Up song - Chris Stanley

Friend of the show:
Mikeyboy - Chris Stanley

Comments? Bitz got robbed on intern of the decade.

My picks.

fezident

01-05-2010, 12:40 PM

mikeyboy

01-05-2010, 12:46 PM

fezident

01-05-2010, 12:48 PM

Is that the audio clip???
YES! I can't wait.

Thnxx, MB.

ozzie

01-05-2010, 12:51 PM

I don't know if it would qualify as a "meltdown" but...
back in, like 2002 there was some nonsense with Eddie Trunk's wedding or some shit. I think Ron wasn't supposed to mention it. I dunno. But... Ron got super fuckin' pissed off and just repeated the words
"EddieTrunkEddieTrunkEddieTrunkEddieTrunkEddieTrunk EddieTrunk" until the delay ran out and the show got booted off the air (Van Halen). I think it actually happened twice.

Ron truly did not give a fuck about SOMETHING but I just can't recall what the hell it was about.

I'm sure Mikeyboy will remember.

Anyway... for RON... that was a meltdown.

It was a bit.

O&A were having a huge war with D&M (NOT a bit), and each show was directed not to talk about the other, or they would be dumped.

R&F had the uncomfortable role of coming on after O&A, and all the "den shun" at the studio.

As a bit, Ron and Fez created a mock "Feud" with Eddie Trunk... and what you heard was Ron in mock defiance of "the man" saying he couldn't mention another show... so he was defying them by repeating "ED, EDDIE, EDDIE TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDWARD TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK...."

*dump to Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"

This was the same time O&A were "The Island" and WNEW... and R&F became "The Reef"...

ozzie

01-05-2010, 12:52 PM

Eddie Trunk! Eddie Trunk! Eddie Trunk! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2247)

Or... yeah... you could just listen to the clip. Mikey's on it.

hammersavage

01-05-2010, 12:57 PM

Eddie Trunk! Eddie Trunk! Eddie Trunk! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=2247)

ok mikey, next time you link something in the file library I want you to contact me first to get my approval. this kind of sneakiness will not go unnoticed.

mikeyboy

01-05-2010, 12:58 PM

ok mikey, next time you link something in the file library I want you to contact me first to get my approval. this kind of sneakiness will not go unnoticed.

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fezident

01-05-2010, 02:44 PM

It was a bit.

O&A were having a huge war with D&M (NOT a bit), and each show was directed not to talk about the other, or they would be dumped.

R&F had the uncomfortable role of coming on after O&A, and all the "den shun" at the studio.

As a bit, Ron and Fez created a mock "Feud" with Eddie Trunk... and what you heard was Ron in mock defiance of "the man" saying he couldn't mention another show... so he was defying them by repeating "ED, EDDIE, EDDIE TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDWARD TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK...."

*dump to Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"

This was the same time O&A were "The Island" and WNEW... and R&F became "The Reef"...

HA! RIGHT!!
It was years ago... and it was kinda blurry but, the minute you mentioned "the reef" it actually all came back to me! I actually remembered the apartment I was living in at that time in my life and the chick I was with. Good times.

Kinda.

I can't wait to listen to that clip. So funny.

A.J.

01-06-2010, 04:19 AM

O&A were having a huge war with D&M (NOT a bit), and each show was directed not to talk about the other, or they would be dumped.

Oh, that was a fun time. :down:

ozzie

01-06-2010, 04:34 AM

Oh, that was a fun time. :down:

I was thrilled when D&M were picked up by WNEW, because I was able to finally get a consistent SU feed of the show everyday... and, of course, for introducing me to O&A and R&F.

It sucked that the first (and lasting) impression most WNEW listeners had of D&M were those godawful shows those first few weeks... and then once the "feud" started, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

EliSnow

01-06-2010, 06:23 AM

It was a bit.

O&A were having a huge war with D&M (NOT a bit), and each show was directed not to talk about the other, or they would be dumped.

R&F had the uncomfortable role of coming on after O&A, and all the "den shun" at the studio.

As a bit, Ron and Fez created a mock "Feud" with Eddie Trunk... and what you heard was Ron in mock defiance of "the man" saying he couldn't mention another show... so he was defying them by repeating "ED, EDDIE, EDDIE TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDWARD TRUNK, ED TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK, EDDIE TRUNK...."

*dump to Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"

This was the same time O&A were "The Island" and WNEW... and R&F became "The Reef"...

I thought it was that they couldn't mention Stern -- not D&M.

Freitag

01-06-2010, 06:36 AM

I thought it was that they couldn't mention Stern -- not D&M.

It was both, but I think at the time, they were more focused on D&M than Stern. This was when D&M were middays before O&A.

Freitag

01-06-2010, 06:37 AM

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what the hell is a hammersandwich?

Ritalin

01-06-2010, 07:25 AM

It's hammer-sang-wich

Marc with a c

01-07-2010, 07:46 PM

DAVID WAIN’S "MIDDLE 10 NEITHER BEST NOR WORST MOVIES OF THE DECADE"

Obviously there were A LOT of great contenders over the last decade. But only 10 can be in the middle, so here are my picks:

10. THE MEXICAN
9. INSOMNIA
8. THE TERMINAL
7. CHARLIE WILSON’S WAR
6. MUSIC & LYRICS
5. 3:10 TO YUMA
3. TIE: RUNAWAY JURY / BABY MAMA
2. BLUE CRUSH
1. CHANGING LANES