R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 1/6/10

[Hottub]

Hola, Buddays!

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2/27/10 Save The Date!

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ

This thread is dedicated to GregoryJoseph.


And discuss.

[Hottub]

Ichiban:

Chris Dodd is out.

[KingGeno]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w126/ragunax/Broads/natalia_oreiro.jpg

hi

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays. I won't be able to listen to the show today, but I'll take part in the thread a little.

[Hottub]

Hey buddays. I won't be able to listen to the show today, but I'll take part in the thread a little.

We'll try and keep you updated, bud.

[Boogie in Va]

hiya buddays

[Misteriosa]

hi buddays :bye:

[Hottub]

Misti, what are you doing here?
It's FREEZING!!!!

[Misteriosa]

i know its freezing :o

i didnt have the heart to step outside the apt today, so i stayed home from work.

ill jump into that lions den tomorrow

[Hottub]

Here we go!

[boobieman]

wonder if fezzy will complain about the condition of the studio...

SSSEYYAAA

[Hottub]

Love me some Jane's!!:clap::clap:

[Hottub]

Will Perry Farrel be back in?

[mikeyboy]

wonder if fezzy will complain about the condition of the studio...

SSSEYYAAA

Didn't hear O&A. What happened?

[boobieman]

was he really in for the first interview...

SSEYYAA

[Dell]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7HTO3jP-_lk/SouSp9Lw_jI/AAAAAAAAEXw/iF2cZ7wJ05E/s400/warriors2.jpg

let's get bopping...buddays...

and I refuse to discuss:wink: any attention-seeking egomaniac...

[boobieman]

Didn't hear O&A. What happened?

Gallagher

SSEAYA

[disneyspy]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7HTO3jP-_lk/SouSp9Lw_jI/AAAAAAAAEXw/iF2cZ7wJ05E/s400/warriors2.jpg

let's get bopping...buddays...

and I refuse to discuss:wink: any attention-seeking egomaniac...

shanihan?

buddays,just gettin up,(3rd date last night)what happened on O&A?

[Dell]

shanihan?

buddays,just gettin up,(3rd date last night)what happened on O&A?

that's great news spy...who's the lucky fellow?

and Gallagher was on O&A...

[mikeyboy]

I got the nutty e-mail from Earl too.

[mikeyboy]

Gallagher

SSEAYA

Was he smashing things?

[Misteriosa]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n289/dn_ucc_20/BlackGallagher.jpg

[boobieman]

Was he smashing things?

Smashed stuff..but most of it was covered in plastic..sorry I took so long to answer..I was making elevator floor...mmmm floory

SSEYYAAAAAAAA

[mikeyboy]

Hello,
Am in a hurry writing you this note, I hope this message didn't came to you as a surprise? And is very urgent. I could barely think straight at this point.
You are the only person i could reach at this point, and i hope you will come to my aid, because something very terrible is happening to me now, i need a favor from you now, I had a trip here in United Kingdom on a mission.
I am presently in Sheffield and I'm having some difficulties. I misplaced my bag on my way to the hotel where other valuable things were kept along with my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, unfortunately for me all my money got stolen.
I feel so ashamed because i am so stranded and idle. Deeply in pains.
I will like you to help me with a loan of $2,000 to pay my hotel bills and also return back home. I will refund the money to you as soon as I get back home.
I have spoken to the Embassy here but they are not responding to the matter effectively, I'm currently having limited access to emails for now, I am so confused.
Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regard,

Earl Douglas

[IMSlacker]

My wife got this same email from one of her friends.

[boobieman]

I got the nutty e-mail from Earl too.

Don't send him crap...unless he promises to bring back a nude pic of the queen.....then again it's Earl...so she might actually look good.

SSSEYYAAAAAA

[Hottub]

Earl didn't care enough aboot me to send it my way.

[disneyspy]

that's great news spy...who's the lucky fellow?

and Gallagher was on O&A...

all i'll say is shes young, dumb and full of my dumb

[Boogie in Va]

Hello,
Am in a hurry writing you this note, I hope this message didn't came to you as a surprise? And is very urgent. I could barely think straight at this point.
You are the only person i could reach at this point, and i hope you will come to my aid, because something very terrible is happening to me now, i need a favor from you now, I had a trip here in United Kingdom on a mission.
I am presently in Sheffield and I'm having some difficulties. I misplaced my bag on my way to the hotel where other valuable things were kept along with my INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, unfortunately for me all my money got stolen.
I feel so ashamed because i am so stranded and idle. Deeply in pains.
I will like you to help me with a loan of $2,000 to pay my hotel bills and also return back home. I will refund the money to you as soon as I get back home.
I have spoken to the Embassy here but they are not responding to the matter effectively, I'm currently having limited access to emails for now, I am so confused.
Hope to hear from you soon.

Best Regard,

Earl Douglas


There goes Earl lying again. When will he ever learn??

[boobieman]

Earl didn't care enough aboot me to send it my way.

I can make up one if that would make you happy..I'm trapped in Beansonhurst....

SSSYEYYAAAAAA

[Misteriosa]

nice.. if the scammers only knew how much of a fail that email would be :lol:

[boobieman]

nice.. if the scammers only knew how much of a fail that email would be :lol:

Only think that has Earl's name that might actually work....

SSSEYYAAAA

[disneyspy]

mikeyboy,you shoulda hit them up with your gap matters spy report

[Hottub]

Yeah, my job can be a pain in the ass, but it does allow me to post alot.

[Misteriosa]

i hate my job. im only able to post because the IT guy likes me... :dry:

[A.J.]

Love my job, hate my bosses.

[Hottub]

Love my job, hate my bosses.

http://halfsigma.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf6ae53ef010536979202970b-pi

[boobieman]

Hate the job..boss...people...hours....locations.....


I'm out...have a great one everyone.

SSSEYYAYAAAAA

[Misteriosa]

madea is a term that a lot of southern black people us for their grandmas.. its like "my dear" and gets turned into madea'

when i first heard it, i mentioned Madea and her stories in classical mythology. i got looked at weird.. :down:

[Misteriosa]

my xmro died :down:

[disneyspy]

http://www.jimmygonestop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/spy-report-2.jpg

earls new email name is madea_queens@yahoo.com

being out of work is awesome

[disneyspy]

if fez was a seater at a bar he couldve asked "can i push your stool in?"

[IMSlacker]

This guy is full of shit.

The Oprah tipping rumor is debunked on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/oprahtip.asp).

[Misteriosa]

10% tipping? sheesh. my tip calculator at my phone starts at 15% automatically :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

This guy is full of shit.

The Oprah tipping rumor is debunked on Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/oprahtip.asp).

snopes to the rescue

[mikeyboy]

Judging from an internet search, the rumor that Oprah said 10% is okay goes at least as far back as 2006.

[Pittsburgh]

Oh god, not franklin! What have we done wrong?

[Hottub]

I don't believe in tipping.

http://www.s-cnet.ne.jp/~scn01448/buscemiwk/images/mr.pink.jpg

[disneyspy]

heres the tip i give "after you use the wet wipe,wipe your ass with toilet paper"

[A.J.]

i give the mushroom tip.

[disneyspy]

i give the mushroom tip.

love a good morel

[IMSlacker]

Wow. He has someone cut the sleeves off his shirt for him? That is fancy!

[Sloppy2nds]

I've been listening for 5 min and no Dave.

[mikeyboy]

I've been listening for 5 min and no Dave.

Dave's off today.

[A.J.]

I've been listening for 5 min and no Dave.

He took his son to the children's hospital in Philly.

[disneyspy]

daves not here

[Hottub]

daves not here

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/askgeo/files/2009/11/chongcheech-chong.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/askgeo/files/2009/11/chongcheech-chong.jpg

ha, I'm old enough to get it.

[yojimbo7248]

Is it just me or have the ads been especially bad lately? that cougarlife.com one that takes place in a cougar hunting boot camp just doesn't make sense. either does the one about the older male boss showing off his tits. Why does he have tits? is he a trany?

[Hottub]

During this 1st commercial break...


FREE TUB!

[Misteriosa]

free tub?

[disneyspy]

During this 1st commercial break...


FREE TUB!

you couldnt pay me enuf

[IMSlacker]

free tub?

He's been banned on another board by one of the fascist mods over there.

[barjockey]

Anyne else goin to Terminal 5 tomorrow nite to see Levon Helm?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NjM0vvJ-OSbI1M:http://www.thegarden.com/events/media/events/levon-helm-new-328.jpg

[Hottub]

Anyne else goin to Terminal 5 tomorrow nite to see Levon Helm?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:NjM0vvJ-OSbI1M:http://www.thegarden.com/events/media/events/levon-helm-new-328.jpg

You always go to the best shows.:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

maybe joan was afraid she would end up in jurassic park,the old dinosaur

[Misteriosa]

He's been banned on another board by one of the fascist mods over there.

this is what happens when i go away on vaca.. :down:

[EliSnow]

Is it just me or have the ads been especially bad lately? that cougarlife.com one that takes place in a cougar hunting boot camp just doesn't make sense. either does the one about the older male boss showing off his tits. Why does he have tits? is he a trany?

It's an idiot ad all the way around.

It would seem to me that, in order for the site to use, they need to get men and women to sign up.

This ad is clearly targeted at men only, and seems to me at least, to turn women off. And convincing women is clearly more important that convincing men. Any men who are interested in cougars would automatically be interested, regardless of the commercial.

The women (as always) need a litle more convincing then men on this type of thing.

[Hottub]

It sucks that she still is, or ever was relevent.

[EliSnow]

He's been banned on another board by one of the fascist mods over there.

By one of the most fascist mods EVER.

[Hottub]

this is what happens when i go away on vaca.. :down:

Beware, Misti. There is evil afoot.

[disneyspy]

stupid florida and their expired license thing

[Misteriosa]

but where?

[Hottub]

but where?

I know the music you like.
Don't ask.

[A.J.]

but where?

The rogue board. (http://ronfezv3.com/)

[Misteriosa]

I know the music you like.
Don't ask.

:confused:

[barjockey]

You always go to the best shows.:thumbup:

Thanks Tub. NYC gets everybody. We dont get squat on Long Island.

[disneyspy]

redskins fans blow flutes

[Hottub]

Gotta go rip apart a sump pump.
See you guys later.

FREE ME!!

[barjockey]

"Chocolate taster at the Hershey factory" sounds dirty when Fezzie sez it

[A.J.]

Franklyn's in.

http://home.silco.com/vegas/pictures/35th%20Anniversary%20Star%20Trek%20Convention/Original/George%20Takei%20-%201.JPG

[disneyspy]

Franklyn's in.

http://home.silco.com/vegas/pictures/35th%20Anniversary%20Star%20Trek%20Convention/Original/George%20Takei%20-%201.JPG

gay as in takei

[Dell]

Franklyn's in.

http://home.silco.com/vegas/pictures/35th%20Anniversary%20Star%20Trek%20Convention/Original/George%20Takei%20-%201.JPG

this may be considered a pornographic picture in some circles...

[Son of Muta]

:wallbash:

Shut the fuck up, Ron.

Whenever Franklyn is in Ron always comes off as the douchebag fucking conservative, he probably really is.

[Dell]

blind allegiance is a very dangerous thing...

[disneyspy]

:wallbash:

Shut the fuck up, Ron.

Whenever Franklyn is in Ron always comes off as the douchebag fucking conservative, he probably really is.

i was going to make a retort but i see youre from indiana

[barjockey]

i was going to make a retort but i see youre from indiana

OHHHHHHHH

[Dell]

not liking the Cowboys is the only smart thing Franklyn has exhibited...

[SP1!]

Franklin is so fucking stupid he makes dave look like a mensa member, one world government instead of calling yourself american?

Die you fucking coward, individuality makes the world a better place.

No they werent outcasts moron, they were persecuted and wanted to have more freedom, the outcasts didnt come along until england wanted a place to put prisoners.

[Pittsburgh]

Are Franklin's people from Boretopia?

[SP1!]

Are Franklin's people from Boretopia?

I think he was born in Stupitopia

[barjockey]

Are Franklin's people from Boretopia?

On the corner of Tedium and Blase'

[A.J.]

Perry's use of the AutoTune is cracking me the fuck up!

[disneyspy]

Perry's use of the AutoTune is cracking me the fuck up!

i agree and i like that song and cant understand people that shit on it

[A.J.]

Swallowed his tongue.

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsR/15078-17344.gif

[disneyspy]

OpieRadio Holy S! Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this am while he was on hold for our show! Go to www.tmz.com I'm speechless!

[KatPw]

And that is why you never smoke weed in your car.

[Son of Muta]

blind allegiance is a very dangerous thing...

really? it's a very dangerous thing?

You'd probably be happy if McCarthy-ism made a comeback, wouldn't you?

i was going to make a retort but i see youre from indiana

:glurps: oh, boo-hoo.

Just because i personally don't agree with Ron's political and religious views, I'm the fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.

[disneyspy]

:glurps: oh, boo-hoo.

Just because i personally don't agree with Ron's political and religious views, I'm the fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.

you're just jealous that i can and you probably cant

[Furtherman]

blind allegiance is a very dangerous thing...

really? it's a very dangerous thing?

You'd probably be happy if McCarthy-ism made a comeback, wouldn't you?



:glurps: oh, boo-hoo.

Just because i personally don't agree with Ron's political and religious views, I'm the fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.


OF COURSE it's a dangerous thing, everyone knows that, so settle down.

[wkj]

not liking the Cowboys is the only smart thing Franklyn has exhibited...

Hey! Knock if off or your will be banned.

[Son of Muta]

you're just jealous that i can and you probably cant

a dick joke. how very clever.:thumbdown:

[mikeyboy]

Hard Rock Johnny would be able to bring charges against Fez.

[wkj]

Franklin is an absolute idiot, like how Ron is dragging him along.

[jetdog]

good god, what the fuck are these two idiots thinking?

[wkj]

Go for it Ronnie!:thumbup:

[wkj]

Fez has to be playing a part...he really can't believe this!

[spoon]

Fez has to be playing a part...he really can't believe this!

bingo

the show is def scripted even more than in the past

[wkj]

bingo

the show is def scripted even more than in the past

Yep, but there are lots out there that agree with Fez and Franklin, with no bit to fall back on.

[KatPw]

All the junked up kids on Long Island snort Heroin. They think if they aren't injecting it's not as bad. We are having a huge heroin problem around here.

[DOHO@HOME]

OpieRadio Holy S! Gary Coleman was rushed to the hospital this am while he was on hold for our show! Go to www.tmz.com I'm speechless!
Oh nooooooooo what happen was it a bit, can't wait for thursday show.

[disneyspy]

Oh nooooooooo what happen was it a bit, can't wait for thursday show.

not a bit,tmz says he went to the hospital

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

All the junked up kids on Long Island snort Heroin. They think if they aren't injecting it's not as bad. We are having a huge heroin problem around here.

You're having a heroin problem? How much do you need and when do you need it by?

[A.J.]

FezOpie!

[disneyspy]

snortin heroin fucks up your nasal passages,i dont recommend it

snortin i mean

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

BTW I found the perfect place for Fez to live.

http://www.equilibriumfans.com/libria.htm

[Meataball23]

bingo

the show is def scripted even more than in the past

It has to be, otherwise I cant believe Fez gets paid for this

[Meataball23]

I fucking hate franklyn

[disneyspy]

australian KFC commercial

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[yojimbo7248]

Tom Waits tells a story in concert about Romans thinking tomatoes were poison. they served them on lead plates and the tomatoes absorbed enough lead to kill people with lead poisoning. don't know if true

[A.J.]

australian KFC commercial

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/frpGRQSKAaA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/frpGRQSKAaA&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

It'd be funnier with an orange soda in the background.

[Meataball23]

Tom Waits tells a story in concert about Romans thinking tomatoes were poison. they served them on lead plates and the tomatoes absorbed enough lead to kill people with lead poisoning. don't know if true

Well there you go...I learned a few things today

[yojimbo7248]

Well there you go...I learned a few things today

He then told some jokes about the origin of 'dead ringer' so I wouldn't be surprised if it is all bs.

[A.J.]

Tom Waits tells a story in concert about Romans thinking tomatoes were poison. they served them on lead plates and the tomatoes absorbed enough lead to kill people with lead poisoning. don't know if true

And then they went on to invent marinara sauce. Weird.

[yojimbo7248]

dog? you want a dog? I give you some good dog eating restaurant recommendations if you are in NYC. More exotic animals might be a bit tougher to find but pretty easy to eat almost anything here in New York

[Meataball23]

He then told some jokes about the origin of 'dead ringer' so I wouldn't be surprised if it is all bs.

Whats the dead ringer origin story?

[disneyspy]

Whats the dead ringer origin story?

there was a guy that had no arms and would ring the church bell by running at the bell and ring it by hitting it with his face(his face rings a bell),one day he missed and fell off the church tower and died. the next day his twin brother(who also had no arms) got the job and missed once and fell off the tower and died,people gathered around and said who is this poor man? someone said "i dont know but he's a dead ringer for his brother"

[Meataball23]

there was a guy that had no arms and would ring the church bell by running at the bell and ring it by hitting it with his face(his face rings a bell),one day he missed and fell off the church tower and died. the next day his twin brother(who also had no arms) got the job and missed once and fell off the tower and died,people gathered around and said who is this poor man? someone said "i dont know but he's a dead ringer for his brother"

:lol: Not bad, and really not bad for a joke to tell kids

[Dell]

:lol: Not bad, and really not bad for a joke to tell kids

spy heard it when he was a kid...yep, a really OLD joke...

[yojimbo7248]

Whats the dead ringer origin story?

he said when people got lead poisoning from the tomatoes, many times they would be buried while unconscious but not dead. To make sure they weren't accidentally burying people alive, they would tie a string around the apparently dead person, run the string through a hole in their coffin, and up around a branch in a nearby tree. at the end of the string there was a bell. so if the person woke up in the coffin, he/she would pull the string, ring the bell, and they would dig them out. this is where they came up with "dead ringer"

It's clearly not true but very entertaining. Tom Waits puts on the best concert. the mid-song jokes banter alone were worth the ticket price

[spoon]

spy heard it when he was a kid...yep, a really OLD joke...

so it all comes together

[spoon]

he said when people got lead poisoning from the tomatoes, many times they would be buried while unconscious but not dead. To make sure they weren't accidentally burying people alive, they would tie a string around the apparently dead person, run the string through a hole in their coffin, and up around a branch in a nearby tree. at the end of the string there was a bell. so if the person woke up in the coffin, he/she would pull the string, ring the bell, and they would dig them out. this is where they came up with "dead ringer"

It's clearly not true but very entertaining. Tom Waits puts on the best concert. the mid-song jokes banter alone were worth the ticket price

I'm pretty sure I hear Fez's bell ringing right now.

[yojimbo7248]

I'm not doing justice to the Tom Waits story. he doesn't tell it like a conventional joke but kind of like a twisted carny tale. It's funny but weird, brilliant

[Meataball23]

Mark Mizark just cracked me up:clap::lol:

Love Ronny B

[Misteriosa]

i love Mighty Real :laugh:

[yojimbo7248]

I miss Dave.

[PD]

I miss Dave.
yes, but he's got a good reason.

Get well Lil Stan.

[spoon]

yes, but he's got a good reason.

Get well Lil Stan.

Snow in the forecast for next week in Kansas City? :lol:




























Just kidding, i know what's up and wish him, Casey and Stan well.

[Meataball23]

I miss Dave.

Me too


Also "tie a bell to your ass" was hysterical

[Pittsburgh]

Holy fuck, is Franklin still there?
Dave out and we get psedo-intelectual affectation man.

[spoon]

I miss Joe Poo and Billy Staples....what of it?

[spoon]

Holy fuck, is Franklin still there?
Dave out and we get psedo-intelectual affectation man.

All kidding aside, he does fucking blow in a HUGE way. Yet Ron surrounds himself as the king of the misfit toys. Who else of the crew would you like in? MLC, FFB, Crazed or cigar sucker? Sorry, not much choice there...ESPECIALLY live on air.

[disneyspy]

All kidding aside, he does fucking blow in a HUGE way. Yet Ron surrounds himself as the king of the misfit toys. Who else of the crew would you like in? MLC, FFB, Crazed or cigar sucker? Sorry, not much choice there...ESPECIALLY live on air.

i wish horney peter brady would talk dirty to jan brady,they couldnt do that in the florida days

[Pittsburgh]

I love the show.
Ilove Ron and Fez.
And I even love Dave.

But I have to admit I don't UNDERSTAND why they let the show derail with the same miscreants time after time.

Could it be Ron playing the show like Jazz?

[EliSnow]

I love the show.
Ilove Ron and Fez.
And I even love Dave.

But I have to admit I don't UNDERSTAND why they let the show derail with the same miscreants time after time.

Could it be Ron playing the show like Jazz?

It definitely is. They have always had these type of characters in the studio or on staff. Whether it's Staples, Big A, Stalker Patti, etc., it's part of the comedy.

[mr.smokepants]

I hate Franklyn too - goddamn he sounds like a typical douche bag "film" person - oh la la. Fuck it though - Ronnie B makes it funny. I'm still listening ain't I?

[Dell]

only Ron can make a conversation with Franklyn entertaining...barely though...

[mr.smokepants]

See? I'm laughing my ass off right now. Fucking Ronnie B is a genius.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Fezzie's live reads absolutely dead end the show...I wish he would let doug and kenneth do all live reads.

[mr.smokepants]

only Ron can make a conversation with Franklyn entertaining...barely though...

You got it man - no truer words ever spoken

[mr.smokepants]

Fezzie's live reads absolutely dead end the show...I wish he would let doug and kenneth do all live reads.

Man - I disagree - Fezzie's live reads always get Ronnie going - but to each his own. Every opinion is apt. It slays me when Ronnie gets involved.

[mr.smokepants]

Babe? DOUCHE BAG FILM PERSON. Uggg.

Have a nice day babes.

[KatPw]

Fezzie's live reads absolutely dead end the show...I wish he would let doug and kenneth do all live reads.

Please no. Dave sounds like an old lady from Canarsie when he does that bit. It's annoying at best.

[Meataball23]

Babe? DOUCHE BAG FILM PERSON. Uggg.

Have a nice day babes.

Ciao babe!:wallbash:


Uuuugggghhh I hate Franklyn

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[Hottub]

I want my Fez back!!
I don't want a crutch or constant 3rd mic.

[Dell]

later buddays...post with y'all later...:bye:

[Meataball23]

I want my Fez back!!
I don't want a crutch or constant 3rd mic.

Check the file library b/c I dont think hes coming back


CYA!!!