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mikeyboy
01-07-2010, 01:35 PM
mikeyboy: We're gonna spend half the night driving around the midtown looking for this one party, and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave, and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talkin' to some girl who's lookin' around the room... to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy, uh, 'cause she's wearing a backpack.

hammersavage: Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta get you the fuck out of Dodge, man. We're goin' to Tribeca tonight.

mikeyboy: What are you talkin' about?

hammersavage: Tribeca, baby. Tribeca!

mikeyboy: What do you mean, Tribeca?

hammersavage: Tribeca. New York City.

mikeyboy: I'm not going to no Tribeca.

hammersavage: Yeah. I think... You know what, man? We're gonna go to Tribeca and, uh...

mikeyboy: When are we going to Tribeca?

hammersavage: We're going tonight.

mikeyboy: No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Tribeca!

hammersavage: I'm gonna pick you up. Listen to me.

mikeyboy: No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay? None of this shit anymore.

hammersavage: Listen, I just listened to you; now hear me out. You bring something nice to wear.*



Hammersavage and I put together a bar crawl on Saturday, February 27th in Tribeca(downtown NYC). Four bars - one night - many drinks. Start time is 9:00 pm. Here’s the schedule.

9:00-10:00pm The Patriot Saloon - 110 Chambers Street
10:00-11:00pm - The Raccoon Lodge - 59 Warren Street (between Broadway & Church St)
11:00 pm-midnight - Lilly O’Brien’s - 67 Murray Street
Midnight - ? - Dakota Roadhouse - 43 Park Place


Why a bar crawl?

mikeyboy: I always thought, uh, the Village was more the dope spot.

hammersavage: Back in their day, this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. They'll probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high-class guys like me and you. Now, we're not... - You want to be fresh on the scene, right?

mikeyboy: The new places down on the strip, now, those places are supposed to be it.

hammersavage: Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit, or the rock and roll grunge tip. You know, guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school.

mikeyboy: Yeah, this is... This is truly old school.*


That’s right. We’re going old school. Some of the very first Ron & Fez related social events were bar crawls, so we thought it would be a good idea to go back to that for that night.


Why a bar crawl in February?

February will mark the ten year anniversary of Ron & Fez’s start broadcasting in New York City, which seems like a perfect opportunity to have an old school bar crawl.

While February might not seem like an opportune time to schedule an event where you walk from bar to bar. The bars are roughly a short block apart, so you’ll likely spend less time traveling from bar to bar than the smokers will spend outside having a cigarette.


Are these tony, upscale Manhattan bars with velvet ropes, cover charges and overpriced drinks?

Absolutely not. These places are dive bars and pubs with reasonably priced drinks.


Is this a ronfez.net only party?

Absolutely not. All are welcome and encouraged to come.


So is it like a unity party?

Shut up, Chris


Anyway, that’s it. We’ll announce the first bar once it is confirmed. We’ll try to pull together some good info on travel/parking, route map, and places for dinner if you would like to show up early.

*Attending the bar night does not require that you talk like you’re in the movie Swingers

hammersavage
01-07-2010, 01:39 PM
who makes the first gvac joke? or bracelet?




I APPROVE OF THIS DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!

JerseyRich
01-07-2010, 01:52 PM
Are we encouraged to shave our genitals before attending?

mikeyboy
01-07-2010, 01:53 PM
Are we encouraged to shave our genitals before attending?

always

JerseyRich
01-07-2010, 01:55 PM
ok.

I'm in.

I'll shave a wolf into my chest hair.

Hottub
01-07-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm doing Rich's hair that night.

hammersavage
01-07-2010, 02:07 PM
I'm doing Rich's ass that night.

k

Furtherman
01-07-2010, 02:26 PM
I know those bars. Oh man, I hope I'm allowed back in. Love the Dakota.

weekapaugjz
01-07-2010, 02:40 PM
Wouldn't the meat packing district be more appropriate?

Furtherman
01-07-2010, 02:44 PM
Wouldn't the meat packing district be more appropriate?

http://richstillwell.com/RF/dbh.jpg

sailor
01-07-2010, 02:44 PM
I'm gonna wear my Dakota Roadhouse pin! Thanks, GregPointer!

~Katja~
01-07-2010, 02:48 PM
just cause I make most events uncool I am gonna say I am not going








but really I am trying to be there...shhhhh

keithy_19
01-07-2010, 02:57 PM
This sounds like a good time. Maybe I'll show up.

hammersavage
01-07-2010, 03:01 PM
just cause I make most events uncool I am gonna say I am not going

its not you, its just the chicks cramp our faggy style

sailor
01-07-2010, 04:09 PM
just cause I make most events uncool I am gonna say I am not going








but really I am trying to be there...shhhhh

mikey's gonna call you like 9 times right beforehand.

weekapaugjz
01-07-2010, 05:09 PM
which stall is the gloryhole going to be in?

Mitch&Murray
01-07-2010, 05:17 PM
Gvac's bar crawl will be in the UES.

Marc with a c
01-07-2010, 05:27 PM
who doesn't like leaving a bar and walking to other bars during late february in new york city?

color me stunned these two humps would think of this bright idea.

Tenbatsuzen
01-07-2010, 05:41 PM
..
I AM AFRAID OF GVAC AND ANY POSSIBLE CONFRONTATION WITH HIM. I WILL INSTEAD STAY HOME.



*never mind the fact it's right before the due date

JerseyRich
01-07-2010, 05:49 PM
..
I AM AFRAID OF GVAC AND ANY POSSIBLE CONFRONTATION WITH HIM. I WILL INSTEAD STAY HOME.



*never mind the fact it's right before the due date

Who?

smiler grogan
01-07-2010, 05:52 PM
which stall is the gloryhole going to be in?

i have a "wide stance" when i'm in the stall.

Tenbatsuzen
01-07-2010, 05:55 PM
Who?

you can recognize him by the misogyny and nicotine

spoon
01-07-2010, 11:26 PM
At least that first post wasn't the gayest thing I ever read. Oh and thanks for the already known subplot to the night Papa Fridays. I'll be sure to send you IMs of my exs as your wife gives birth. Enjoy.

A.J.
01-08-2010, 04:27 AM
Midnight - ? - Dakota Roadhouse - 43 Park Place

If I come, I'm going to be bringing with me a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

topless_mike
01-08-2010, 04:56 AM
drinking by schedule?
i dont know man. sounds like mods extending their powers. first they tell you what you cant say. now they are telling you where and when you have to drink.

maybe jezo was right....

JerseyRich
01-08-2010, 05:55 AM
maybe jezo was right....

Bull cock is tasty?

Furtherman
01-08-2010, 06:01 AM
who doesn't like leaving a bar and walking to other bars during late february in new york city?

We're going to be crawling.

jesus

hammersavage
01-08-2010, 06:15 AM
We're going to be crawling.

jesus

on our chests?

Thebazile78
01-08-2010, 08:54 AM
If I come, I'm going to be bringing with me a copy of Catcher in the Rye.

When I saw this, I giggled, and that is sad. Wonder which of the other degenerates around here thought that was funny...

I also LOLed at Mikey's post, which isn't as sad.

And, yeah, the Fridays-es will not be in attendance.

The Baby's due 2 weeks later and a pregnant woman in a bar is pretty white trash.

disneyspy
01-08-2010, 08:56 AM
When I saw this, I giggled, and that is sad. Wonder which of the other degenerates around here thought that was funny...

I also LOLed at Mikey's post, which isn't as sad.

And, yeah, the Fridays-es will not be in attendance.

The Baby's due 2 weeks later and a pregnant woman in a bar is pretty white trash.

hopefully it will be early so you two can bring it with you!!


and congrats

Thebazile78
01-08-2010, 08:59 AM
hopefully it will be early so you two can bring it with you!!


and congrats

Thanks DS.

Please don't say early. Early is bad. We haven't finished the nursery!

A.J.
01-08-2010, 09:02 AM
When I saw this, I giggled, and that is sad. Wonder which of the other degenerates around here thought that was funny....

I'm glad somebody got it!

spoon
01-09-2010, 09:04 AM
I'm glad somebody got it!

Some got it but hate to give you credit. Now if yerdaddy posted it, WELL, that's a different story!

TooLowBrow
01-10-2010, 12:06 PM
If anyone is coming to the bar crawl from out of town or needs a hotel room for the night, ink48 has rooms friday and saturday for 225 a night.
its a cab ride from the bars but its pretty cheap for ny

hammersavage
01-13-2010, 11:24 AM
bumped for new poll added

hammersavage
01-13-2010, 11:26 AM
even though I forgot to make it public instead of anonymous

underdog
01-13-2010, 11:32 AM
Hotels aren't prohibitively expensive this time! I'm going to try my damnedest to be there!

hammersavage
01-13-2010, 11:33 AM
Do or do not. There is no try

hammersavage
01-13-2010, 11:36 AM
even though I forgot to make it public instead of anonymous

even as a mod, i can't fix it. what an arse

underdog
01-19-2010, 10:05 AM
I'm in!

sailor
01-19-2010, 10:09 AM
All of the above.

If anyone's looking for hotel rates, send me a pm.

jennysmurf
01-19-2010, 10:40 AM
I have to work that night. But I was totally considering flying in for this. I'm not going to vote in the poll though, because I don't have a sandy vagina. So there. But please take lots of pictures so that we losers can enjoy it vicariously.

~Katja~
01-19-2010, 10:47 AM
even as a mod, i can't fix it. what an arse
you can't delete it and start another?

hammersavage
01-19-2010, 10:57 AM
you can't delete it and start another?

Not a poll. Unless I'm too dumb to see it which is very possible.

Maybe ill start a roll call thread.

mikeyboy
01-19-2010, 11:55 AM
Not a poll. Unless I'm too dumb to see it which is very possible.

Maybe ill start a roll call thread.

You can start a new thread with a poll and merge it with this thread. That will add a poll.

Misteriosa
01-19-2010, 11:58 AM
You can start a new thread with a poll and merge it with this thread. That will add a poll.

why oh why did you ever step down :glurps:

JerseyRich
01-19-2010, 12:05 PM
why oh why did you ever step down :glurps:

His vagina was way too sandy.

sailor
01-19-2010, 12:18 PM
You can start a new thread with a poll and merge it with this thread. That will add a poll.

I bet even AJ knew that one.

topless_mike
01-19-2010, 12:19 PM
why oh why did you ever step down :glurps:

he wanted his turn to throw poo at the zookeepers like the rest of us.

Don Stugots
01-19-2010, 12:21 PM
I have to work that night. But I was totally considering flying in for this. I'm not going to vote in the poll though, because I don't have a sandy vagina. So there. But please take lots of pictures so that we losers can enjoy it vicariously.

yes you do.

~Katja~
01-19-2010, 12:32 PM
I bet even AJ knew that one.
that's kind of hurtful... I hope he bans you

mikeyboy
01-19-2010, 12:34 PM
that's kind of hurtful... I hope he bans you

It's kind of an inside joke. A.J. is "Last to Know Man" when it comes to mod abilities.

~Katja~
01-19-2010, 12:36 PM
It's kind of an inside joke. A.J. is "Last to Know Man" when it comes to mod abilities.
look, he does not own a cell and also doesn't know how to hyperlink... I Know... still hurtful and I STILL hope he bans him or one of is many alter egos

topless_mike
01-19-2010, 12:42 PM
It's kind of an inside joke. A.J. is "Last to Know Man" when it comes to mod abilities.

because he has a life?

underdog
01-19-2010, 12:46 PM
because he has a life?

We're talking about AJ here.

mikeyboy
01-19-2010, 12:49 PM
We're talking about AJ here.

It's a beer and nicotine stained life of abstinence, but it's still a life.

Marc with a c
01-19-2010, 12:59 PM
It's a beer and nicotine stained life of abstinence, but it's still a life.

he might have the best life of anybody here.

Hottub
01-19-2010, 01:04 PM
It's a beer and nicotine stained life of abstinence, but it's still a life.

Sign me up.

underdog
01-19-2010, 01:05 PM
What places in Manhattan have multi-bedroom rooms?

mikeyboy
01-19-2010, 01:07 PM
What places in Manhattan have multi-bedroom rooms?

Things not going well for you and your chick, huh?

Hottub
01-19-2010, 01:07 PM
What places in Manhattan have multi-bedroom rooms?

mikey's house.

underdog
01-19-2010, 01:21 PM
Things not going well for you and your chick, huh?

haha - there's probably two other people coming down with us so we're looking for a suite thinking it may be cheaper.

hammersavage
01-19-2010, 02:08 PM
You can start a new thread with a poll and merge it with this thread. That will add a poll.

so wise

hammersavage
01-19-2010, 02:11 PM
You know the deal. 4 bars, 1 night.

now with no anonymity.

sailor
01-19-2010, 02:11 PM
look, he does not own a cell and also doesn't know how to hyperlink... I Know... still hurtful and I STILL hope he bans him or one of is many alter egos

no mod on this board.

underdog
01-19-2010, 02:13 PM
I hope it doesn't snow.

hammersavage
01-19-2010, 02:13 PM
I hope it doesn't snow.

i can get coke if thats what you mean

underdog
01-19-2010, 02:17 PM
i can get coke if thats what you mean

Let's get crazy, get some coke. If you agree with with this, just look at me and say yes.

A.J.
01-20-2010, 02:35 AM
I bet even AJ knew that one.

that's kind of hurtful... I hope he bans you

It's kind of an inside joke. A.J. is "Last to Know Man" when it comes to mod abilities.

look, he does not own a cell and also doesn't know how to hyperlink... I Know... still hurtful and I STILL hope he bans him or one of is many alter egos

because he has a life?

:lol:

We're talking about AJ here.

It's a beer and nicotine stained life of abstinence, but it's still a life.

It's getting old though.

he might have the best life of anybody here.

Sign me up.

Fuck the A.J. haters!

~Katja~
01-20-2010, 04:26 AM
It's getting old though.

I have a single friend in VA for ya... an ex army chick too... I can't guarantee that she is not crazy pussy though...

disneyspy
01-20-2010, 05:26 AM
... I can't guarantee that she is not crazy pussy though...

is that double negative a guarantee?


because i can't see AJ not going after this

A.J.
01-20-2010, 05:31 AM
I have a single friend in VA for ya... an ex army chick too... I can't guarantee that she is not crazy pussy though...

Thanks but I was referring to the beer and nicotine stained life.

underdog
01-20-2010, 05:32 AM
I hope more people vote yes, or this is going to be an uncomfortable time.

Misteriosa
01-20-2010, 05:46 AM
i'll be in philly the night before at a flogging molly concert. i don't think i'll be making this one.

~Katja~
01-20-2010, 06:03 AM
Thanks but I was referring to the beer and nicotine stained life.
you said it gets old, so I wanted to spice up your life a bit

A.J.
01-20-2010, 07:15 AM
you said it gets old, so I wanted to spice up your life a bit

Thank you.

Furtherman
01-20-2010, 08:10 AM
I hope more people vote yes, or this is going to be an uncomfortable time.

Hell yea I'll be there :
Furtherman, hammersavage, mikeyboy, underdog

WOO HOO!! Silly hats only!!!

hammersavage
01-20-2010, 08:14 AM
i'll be in philly the night before at a flogging molly concert. i don't think i'll be making this one.

Weak sauce. Be there

underdog
01-20-2010, 08:49 AM
WOO HOO!! Silly hats only!!!

Still uncomfortable.

Dash77
01-20-2010, 08:55 AM
I will try to make it...

~Katja~
01-20-2010, 09:10 AM
Weak sauce. Be there
like you were at the PA night?

topless_mike
01-20-2010, 09:12 AM
like you were at the PA night?

baZinga

Don Stugots
01-20-2010, 10:47 AM
Weak sauce. Be there

like you were at the PA night?

true, even i was there.

topless_mike
01-20-2010, 11:13 AM
yeah, and for Stugie to leave "ahbrookaleeen" is a lot.

xoxo

underdog
01-20-2010, 12:37 PM
My hotel room is booked. I'm officially in.

Don Stugots
01-20-2010, 12:42 PM
yeah, and for Stugie to leave "ahbrookaleeen" is a lot.

xoxo

indeed. i never head to the midwest.

underdog
01-20-2010, 12:49 PM
The guest list is finally starting to look less uncomfortable.

Aggie
01-20-2010, 12:51 PM
The guest list is finally starting to look less uncomfortable.

still a sausage fest though. i guess that leaves you all free to troll for women.

::tries to hold in laugh::

underdog
01-20-2010, 01:02 PM
still a sausage fest though. i guess that leaves you all free to troll for women.

::tries to hold in laugh::

My wife will be with us. She's used to dealing with dorks so she'll be able to deal with us just fine.

Furtherman
01-20-2010, 01:08 PM
still a sausage fest though. i guess that leaves you all free to troll for women.

::tries to hold in laugh::

Well, it happens to fall 'round bathin' time, so I reckon I could muster up the guts to approach some young thing and ask to come'a callin' come spring.

hammersavage
01-20-2010, 03:04 PM
like you were at the PA night?

and I was weak sauce. but i gotta call it like I see it. I'll be at the next one anyway

still a sausage fest though. i guess that leaves you all free to troll for women.

::tries to hold in laugh::

you wish i trolled on you, tex

~Katja~
01-20-2010, 04:04 PM
always excuses.

like I said, I will try and be there.
I usually stick to my word and don't come up with last minute excuses.

ToiletCrusher
01-20-2010, 04:15 PM
Don't make me come down there!

Don Stugots
01-20-2010, 04:41 PM
this is going to be great.

underdog
01-20-2010, 08:16 PM
Don't make me come down there!

You should come down.

Marc with a c
01-20-2010, 09:45 PM
i'm only going if matty goes.

hammersavage
01-21-2010, 04:39 AM
New York forever

ToiletCrusher
01-21-2010, 04:13 PM
You should come down.

Can I split your hotel room?

underdog
01-21-2010, 04:15 PM
Can I split your hotel room?

You can sleep in the lobby of the hotel. Does that count?

ToiletCrusher
01-21-2010, 04:22 PM
You can sleep in the lobby of the hotel. Does that count?

Is it a nice lobby?

underdog
01-21-2010, 04:27 PM
Is it a nice lobby?

There's an asian girl in it on the website. I think that means its nice.

DarkHippie
01-21-2010, 04:30 PM
I will most likely be there. havent been to a rf net thing in a while

hammersavage
01-21-2010, 04:30 PM
Is it a nice lobby?

the nicest

hammersavage
01-21-2010, 04:31 PM
I will most likely be there. havent been to a rf net thing in a while

:clap:

that's why its old school.

ToiletCrusher
01-21-2010, 05:20 PM
There's an asian girl in it on the website. I think that means its nice.

That just means that it is below 30th.

I demand more class.

Besides, who wouldn't want to bunk with a stranger?

Ryan and Gwen did and they are still alive...... for now.

underdog
01-23-2010, 10:02 AM
I booked my train ticket down! I'm officially coming down to NYC, and my work convinced me to come down a day early and check out the main office. Which means I get to expense my transportation. Sweet.

GregPointer
01-26-2010, 10:20 PM
its a long distance but i might be making my face known.

yea.

hammersavage
01-28-2010, 07:31 AM
if greg pointer's going, its definitely gonna be a time

Aggie
01-28-2010, 07:49 AM
i wish i could come get drunk in the cold...but i'll be in florida.

have fun...hope you find a hot thai lad.

hammersavage
02-01-2010, 09:15 AM
can't wait to drink at TBA

Furtherman
02-01-2010, 10:14 AM
This crawl is so old school it's like Harvard 50 years ago: NO CHICKS!

Don Stugots
02-01-2010, 10:41 AM
This crawl is so old school it's like Harvard 50 years ago: NO CHICKS!


http://961kiss.com/cc-common/mlib/1853/04/1853_1240329713.gif

underdog
02-01-2010, 11:02 AM
This crawl is so old school it's like Harvard 50 years ago: NO CHICKS!

My chick is going to ruin that. And she's bringing a friend. They'll probably just ditch us anyway.

hammersavage
02-01-2010, 11:15 AM
My chick is going to ruin that. And she's bringing a friend. They'll probably just ditch us anyway.

gross.

who's falling on the grenade?

sailor
02-01-2010, 12:01 PM
i wish i could come get drunk in the cold...but i'll be in florida.

have fun...hope you find a hot thai lad.

miss yerdaddy.

~Katja~
02-01-2010, 12:47 PM
This crawl is so old school it's like Harvard 50 years ago: NO CHICKS!
oh, I'll take that as an uninvite

Furtherman
02-01-2010, 01:09 PM
oh, I'll take that as an uninvite

My statement was based on the poll. Please come and bring many women.

Knowledged_one
02-01-2010, 07:04 PM
Book it

First KO appearance at a R&F event

hammersavage
02-01-2010, 07:05 PM
Book it

First KO appearance at a R&F event

holy shit!

barjockey
02-01-2010, 07:17 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3507124069_6ed470ec92.jpg

Snuggie pub crawl

sailor
02-01-2010, 07:27 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3507124069_6ed470ec92.jpg

Snuggie pub crawl

wtf is wrong with that chick?

barjockey
02-01-2010, 07:31 PM
wtf is wrong with that chick?

She's a Cubs fan

barjockey
02-01-2010, 07:38 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2lmx8cw.jpg

Its all too "Klan-like" for me

Knowledged_one
02-01-2010, 08:02 PM
wtf is wrong with that chick?

thats not a chick thats mojo

Suspect Chin
02-01-2010, 08:04 PM
wtf is wrong with that chick?

Stroke victim.

Tenbatsuzen
02-01-2010, 08:56 PM
Fucking Trixies.

hammersavage
02-10-2010, 06:31 AM
17 days

underdog
02-10-2010, 08:45 AM
17 days

Woo-hoo!

hammersavage
02-10-2010, 08:46 AM
I got a date with a tanning bed that week.

sailor
02-10-2010, 09:32 AM
bet it's gonna snow.

One Dead Fred
02-10-2010, 11:44 AM
Finally, an event near my neighborhood! The only dive bars I've been in around there are (something)-Bear and The Patriot. Cute tattooed girls behind the bar at The Patriot and $3 drafts when I went. There are a ton of Irish Pubs in the area too, but the average beer is about $5 or $6.

Aggie
02-10-2010, 11:52 AM
I got a date with a tanning bed that week.

Don't forget the G and the L.

hammersavage
02-11-2010, 05:41 PM
Don't forget the G and the L.

those trains don't run there. GET IT!?!?!?! ugh

underdog
02-11-2010, 05:43 PM
I got a date with a tanning bed that week.

Don't forget the G and the L.

those trains don't run there. GET IT!?!?!?! ugh

I don't.

Freakshow
02-12-2010, 04:00 PM
Hmm. This is entirely possible. It's been about 6 months. And i'm fake old school...

Marc with a c
02-12-2010, 08:18 PM
does anybody want to be my escort for the bar crawl?

danlaroe
02-13-2010, 06:21 AM
does anybody want to be my escort for the bar crawl?

ill be there. ID LOVE TO

hammersavage
02-13-2010, 06:23 AM
does anybody want to be my escort for the bar crawl?

I'm throwing it around!

hammersavage
02-13-2010, 08:40 AM
Hmm. This is entirely possible. It's been about 6 months. And i'm fake old school...

what a fuckin trooper. hope it doesn't snow for the drive

mikeyboy
02-14-2010, 11:35 AM
Bar number 1 (9:00-10:00 pm) has been confirmed:

The Patriot Saloon - 110 Chambers Street

Can a mod please edit post number 1 with this information? Thanks.

Does anyone know a website that will allow me to generate a street map with specific landmarks? Even though the bars are close, I would like to put together maps so people know how to easily get from one bar to another

EliSnow
02-14-2010, 11:45 AM
Bar number 1 (9:00-10:00 pm) has been confirmed:

The Patriot Saloon - 110 Chambers Street

Can a mod please edit post number 1 with this information? Thanks.

Done.

http://www.ronfez.net/randomizer/random.php?uid=14

underdog
02-14-2010, 11:51 AM
Even though the bars are close, I would like to put together maps so people know how to easily get from one bar to another

So where's the map?

mikeyboy
02-14-2010, 12:02 PM
So where's the map?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/crawlmap.jpg

A. Patriot Saloon (9:00-10:00 pm)
B. The Raccoon Lodge (10:00-11:00pm)
C. Lilly O'Brien's (11:00pm-midnight)
D. Dakota Roadhouse (midnight-?)

hammersavage
02-14-2010, 03:27 PM
I can't wait to hear the toast at each place and how they will get more and more slurred as the night progresses.

underdog
02-14-2010, 03:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/crawlmap.jpg

A. Patriot Saloon (9:00-10:00 pm)
B. The Raccoon Lodge (10:00-11:00pm)
C. Lilly O'Brien's (11:00pm-midnight)
D. Dakota Roadhouse (midnight-?)

I think my hotel is within walking distance. Sweet.

underdog
02-14-2010, 03:33 PM
I can't wait to hear the toast at each place and how they will get more and more slurred as the night progresses.

You should do the same toast and have someone record it at each place.

hammersavage
02-14-2010, 03:33 PM
I'm thinking 2 Guinness and a shot of Jamie per location minimum

mikeyboy
02-14-2010, 05:21 PM
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Interactive Map with locations (http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=109502193360205605871.00047f98bd0a116f23400&z=18)

~Katja~
02-14-2010, 05:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/crawlmap.jpg

A. Patriot Saloon (9:00-10:00 pm)
B. The Raccoon Lodge (10:00-11:00pm)
C. Lilly O'Brien's (11:00pm-midnight)
D. Dakota Roadhouse (midnight-?)
is that a driving map or is west broadway closed to get to D faster?

mikeyboy
02-14-2010, 05:53 PM
is that a driving map or is west broadway closed to get to D faster?

That's for driving only. It wouldn't let me map a direct walking route.

One Dead Fred
02-14-2010, 06:33 PM
I was at the Patriot last Friday for about 20 minutes for a beer. I looked up in time to see a drunk guy do a face plant right to the main floor from 8 steps up. Really scary, knocked out cold, but woke up and walked out after about 5 minutes. They probably should have called an ambulance.

hammersavage
02-14-2010, 06:34 PM
We Have To Follow The Map!!!

hammersavage
02-14-2010, 06:34 PM
I was at the Patriot last Friday for about 20 minutes for a beer. I looked up in time to see a drunk guy do a face plant right to the main floor from 8 steps up. Really scary, knocked out cold, but woke up and walked out after about 5 minutes. They probably should have called an ambulance.

are you sure you weren't there two weeks from now?

One Dead Fred
02-14-2010, 06:42 PM
are you sure you weren't there two weeks from now?
2 weeks from now, 2 weeks ago... they're all the same!

sailor
02-15-2010, 03:05 AM
is that a driving map or is west broadway closed to get to D faster?

wait, now we're racing? fuck!

JerseyRich
02-16-2010, 06:08 AM
I'm totally using my Segway on the 27th.

hammersavage
02-16-2010, 06:20 AM
is it built for two?

JerseyRich
02-16-2010, 06:34 AM
is it built for two?

If you hold on tight.

angrymissy
02-18-2010, 12:39 PM
I would totally love to go, but I have evil back surgery the Thursday before. I will take some extra painkillers in honor of the event. :drunk:

Aggie
02-18-2010, 12:49 PM
who will be the official photographer b/c i need pics. rich, step up!!!!!!!

underdog
02-18-2010, 12:53 PM
who will be the official photographer b/c i need pics. rich, step up!!!!!!!

Hopefully it's not ferdinand.

Aggie
02-18-2010, 12:55 PM
Hopefully it's not ferdinand.

the eye patch really messes up the aiming and focusing.

Furtherman
02-18-2010, 01:03 PM
Hopefully it's not ferdinand.

This joke has been said before, but I don't get it.

Check out my quality pix! (http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//member.php?uid=6498&protype=1)


And Aggie, I only need one good eye to see ya! Yar.

underdog
02-18-2010, 01:07 PM
This joke has been said before, but I don't get it.

Check out my quality pix! (http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//member.php?uid=6498&protype=1)

Exactly.

Aggie
02-18-2010, 01:21 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5034&size=1

this could have been the best picture ever.

Furtherman
02-18-2010, 01:32 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5034&size=1

this could have been the best picture ever.

I can't help it if those two move like faries around a JerseyRich flower.

underdog
02-18-2010, 01:43 PM
I can't help it if those two move like faries around a JerseyRich flower.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5031&size=1

Furtherman
02-18-2010, 01:45 PM
OK, so the blackberry doesn't take quality pix. What phone does?

underdog
02-18-2010, 01:52 PM
OK, so the blackberry doesn't take quality pix. What phone does?

Probably this one (http://www.engadget.com/2006/03/09/live-from-cebit-samsungs-sch-b600-10-megapixel-cameraphone/)

Aggie
02-18-2010, 01:55 PM
OK, so the blackberry doesn't take quality pix. What phone does?

get a real camera!!! or borrow one of rich or kat's! i need the gayness documented.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
02-18-2010, 02:06 PM
OK, so the blackberry doesn't take quality pix. What phone does?

http://segmentnext.com/wp-content/uploads/Droid-Does.JPG

mikeyboy
02-18-2010, 05:39 PM
I bought a domain so people can find info on the bar crawl all in one place.

http://www.tribecabarcrawl.info

I'll probably add area restaurants, diners, etc. as well.

sailor
02-18-2010, 05:41 PM
I bought a domain so people can find info on the bar crawl all in one place.

http://www.tribecabarcrawl.info

I'll probably add area restaurants, diners, etc. as well.

how far is it from brick? n/m, like a half-block away. i'll start there.

danlaroe
02-20-2010, 04:30 AM
1 week fuckers..........................................

hammersavage
02-21-2010, 08:09 PM
Hey, Mikey, it's hammer. You home? You there?

All right, man, I guess you're not home. Why don't you come out Saturday, Mikey? I haven't seen you for two days. We're gonna play hockey at Sue's house until 10:00 and then we're going to the Patriot Saloon for a bar crawl...or we'll be at the Raccoon Lodge for shots. We might also check out the scene at Lily O'Briens. And if we're not there we'll be at the Dakota Roadhouse, all right? Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us.

See you soon, gorgeous.

keith richard
02-23-2010, 01:16 AM
Hope to be there..Can I bring Pootertoot with me???

JerseyRich
02-23-2010, 04:37 AM
Hey, Mikey, it's hammer. You home? You there?

All right, man, I guess you're not home. Why don't you come out Saturday, Mikey? I haven't seen you for two days. We're gonna play hockey at Sue's house until 10:00 and then we're going to the Patriot Saloon for a bar crawl...or we'll be at the Raccoon Lodge for shots. We might also check out the scene at Lily O'Briens. And if we're not there we'll be at the Dakota Roadhouse, all right? Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us.

See you soon, gorgeous.

So money.

danlaroe
02-23-2010, 04:06 PM
is marc with a c still coming??? i hope he brings some of his other board friends.

underdog
02-23-2010, 04:38 PM
is marc with a c still coming??? i hope he brings some of his other board friends.

I'll be there protecting him.

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 04:40 PM
I'll be there protecting him.

if i was a drinker,i'd be there protecting underdog

underdog
02-23-2010, 04:48 PM
if i was a drinker,i'd be there protecting underdog

You need to be sober to protect me.

danlaroe
02-23-2010, 04:50 PM
I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL..........maybe he will bring sink........

hammersavage
02-23-2010, 04:52 PM
i don't wear protection.


can't happen to me

disneyspy
02-23-2010, 04:53 PM
i don't wear protection.


can't happen to me

you dont need protection,you're not a chick

danlaroe
02-23-2010, 04:56 PM
spy its a shame you cant make it....im sure there is a whole board of disgusting pigs that cant/wont show......

hammersavage
02-23-2010, 04:58 PM
JerseyRich is a disgusting pig, but he'll show alright

underdog
02-23-2010, 05:53 PM
spy its a shame you cant make it....im sure there is a whole board of disgusting pigs that cant/wont show......

I'm a disgusting pig and I'll be there!

Of course, no one will notice me hiding in the corner.

Marc with a c
02-23-2010, 06:04 PM
is marc with a c still coming??? i hope he brings some of his other board friends.

i'm going to challenge you to a push up contest.

hammersavage
02-23-2010, 06:13 PM
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Marc with a c
02-23-2010, 06:17 PM
you asking for winner?

JerseyRich
02-23-2010, 06:22 PM
JerseyRich is a disgusting pig, but he'll show alright

Fuck your Mother.

hammersavage
02-23-2010, 06:27 PM
Fuck your Mother.

what a perty mouth :wub:

IWOWedGregBrady
02-23-2010, 06:42 PM
fwiw, I just found out Purim starts this Saturday night....so all the more reason to go out and party!

Don't know many of you, but I'm looking forward to getting drunk with you all this weekend :)

happytypinggirl
02-23-2010, 07:15 PM
fwiw, I just found out Purim starts this Saturday night....so all the more reason to go out and party!

Don't know many of you, but I'm looking forward to getting drunk with you all this weekend :)

PURIM CARNIVAL BAR CRAWL!

But isnt purim March 15? or sometime in march? oh that jew calendar is so complex!

mikeyboy
02-23-2010, 07:34 PM
PURIM CARNIVAL BAR CRAWL!

But isnt purim March 15? or sometime in march? oh that jew calendar is so complex!

They have flyers for a Purim Carnival in the lobby of my building. Is that something fun, or is it one of those holidays where you can't push elevator buttons or turn on lights?

JerseyRich
02-23-2010, 07:50 PM
They have flyers for a Purim Carnival in the lobby of my building. Is that something fun, or is it one of those holidays where you can't push elevator buttons or turn on lights?

You mean every Friday night and all day Saturday?

Diana has 3 elevators in her building...the middle one stops on every floor on Saturdays...I find it humorous but annoying when I forget and get into that one.

sailor
02-24-2010, 03:15 AM
PURIM CARNIVAL BAR CRAWL!

But isnt purim March 15? or sometime in march? oh that jew calendar is so complex!

it's the 15th on the jewish calendar. it's feb 27-28 this year.

danlaroe
02-24-2010, 05:37 AM
i'm going to challenge you to a push up contest.

just show up. why dont you bring some of those gluttonous messes with you. we can make some some great board gossip.

underdog
02-24-2010, 07:33 PM
My train leaves in less than 12 hours. I'm so excited to trek in mikeyboy's snow storm.

Marc with a c
02-24-2010, 08:14 PM
just show up. why dont you bring some of those gluttonous messes with you. we can make some some great board gossip.

only if we can compare our tramp stamps.

underdog
02-24-2010, 08:20 PM
only if we can compare our tramp stamps.

You guys can compare Uggs, too.

mikeyboy
02-24-2010, 08:49 PM
only if we can compare our tramp stamps.

I'm going to protect you from Dan, pumpkin.

JerseyRich
02-24-2010, 09:12 PM
UNITY PARTY!

http://richstillwell.com/justvac.jpg

Marc with a c
02-24-2010, 10:53 PM
You guys can compare Uggs, too.

my boyfriend isn't even gay enough to wear uggs.

hammersavage
02-25-2010, 07:47 AM
great job picking the weekend, mikey. shoulda waited for an even bigger snow storm if you didn't want us to come. :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

mikeyboy
02-25-2010, 07:49 AM
great job picking the weekend, mikey. shoulda waited for an even bigger snow storm if you didn't want us to come. :thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

The snow will be done tomorrow, creating a perfect winter wonderland for the bar crawl.

A.J.
02-25-2010, 08:17 AM
UNITY PARTY!

http://richstillwell.com/justvac.jpg

"If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"

Thebazile78
02-25-2010, 10:13 AM
They have flyers for a Purim Carnival in the lobby of my building. Is that something fun, or is it one of those holidays where you can't push elevator buttons or turn on lights?

Purim is when you dress up in costume, make lots of noise and give out food and candy to your friends and neighbors. Almost like Halloween, but in the springtime instead. (Read the book of Esther in the Bible for what's going on. Seriously.)

Tenbatsuzen
02-25-2010, 10:59 AM
"If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"

This movie better not fucking start with me dying in the ring.

dino_electropolis
02-25-2010, 11:06 AM
They have flyers for a Purim Carnival in the lobby of my building. Is that something fun, or is it one of those holidays where you can't push elevator buttons or turn on lights?

Seriously, are any Jewish holidays actually fun?

If you say dreidle spinning on Channukah, i'll know your full of it!

hammersavage
02-25-2010, 11:10 AM
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Dude!
02-25-2010, 11:10 AM
Seriously, are any Jewish holidays actually fun?

If you say dreidle spinning on Channukah, i'll know your full of it!

good friday is fun for jews....
they get to nail people
on crosses
and then taunt them

hammersavage
02-25-2010, 11:11 AM
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dino_electropolis
02-25-2010, 11:12 AM
good friday is fun for jews....
they get to nail people
on crosses
and then taunt them

Meh....may have been fun that one time, but they've been paying for it ever since!

underdog
02-25-2010, 12:40 PM
I'm here and it's snowing. This snow sucks.

Also, I thought my hotel was in LES, but it's definitely squarely in Chinatown. I have a view of a bridge, though! (it's not a nice bridge)

Furtherman
02-25-2010, 12:52 PM
I'm here and it's snowing. This snow sucks.

Also, I thought my hotel was in LES, but it's definitely squarely in Chinatown. I have a view of a bridge, though! (it's not a nice bridge)

That would be the Manhattan Bridge.

underdog
02-25-2010, 12:54 PM
That would be the Manhattan Bridge.

Correct.

JPMNICK
02-25-2010, 12:56 PM
i am 90% in for this, depending on work and weather i am going to try and get there, maybe by the 3rd bar

lleeder
02-25-2010, 01:06 PM
I say, the bridge is over, the bridge is over, biddy-bye-bye!

OleBullNuts
02-25-2010, 01:27 PM
I am afraid I will be unable to attend, but please someone keep marc with a c from completely embarassing danlaroe. Happy sucking danny boy!

Contra
02-25-2010, 02:13 PM
I wish I could go :(

JPMNICK
02-25-2010, 02:31 PM
oh shit this is saturday not friday as I had thought. I don't think I can make it, but who knows maybe.

Freakshow
02-25-2010, 02:36 PM
I'm thinking of taking the train. But maybe not...

Gmann
02-25-2010, 03:13 PM
Me being jobless prevents me from joining you fuck-os.
The Patriot is a fun joint too.

underdog
02-25-2010, 03:33 PM
Mikeyboy, I'm drinking in your neighborhood tonight. Currently at anotheroom and its great.

And the bartender at the last place we were at told us to go to the patriot.

Furtherman
02-25-2010, 03:37 PM
who doesn't like leaving a bar and walking to other bars during late february in new york city?

color me stunned these two humps would think of this bright idea.

Why, it's not like it's gonna snow.

IWOWedGregBrady
02-25-2010, 05:10 PM
Purim is when you dress up in costume, make lots of noise and give out food and candy to your friends and neighbors. Almost like Halloween, but in the springtime instead. (Read the book of Esther in the Bible for what's going on. Seriously.)

Better yet, you're supposed to get drunk on Purim, so I'd definitely say it's one of the most fun Jewish holidays (for whatever that's worth). :)

mikeyboy
02-25-2010, 05:56 PM
Better yet, you're supposed to get drunk on Purim, so I'd definitely say it's one of the most fun Jewish holidays (for whatever that's worth). :)

I'm totally raising a glass to Purim on Saturday now.

Marc with a c
02-26-2010, 07:46 AM
is the bar crawl still one?

mikeyboy
02-26-2010, 07:47 AM
is the bar crawl still one?

Yes. It's on too.

A.J.
02-26-2010, 07:51 AM
I'm totally raising a glass to Purim on Saturday now.

I'm Home for Purim.

Marc with a c
02-26-2010, 07:52 AM
Yes. It's on too.

oh good.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86810

mikeyboy
02-26-2010, 07:54 AM
oh good.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86810

I hate you.

hammersavage
02-26-2010, 07:55 AM
its gonna be on to remember!

spoon
02-26-2010, 01:04 PM
its gonna be on to remember!

Yes, on to remember indeed.

Be sure to bring your dogsled asshole.

One Dead Fred
02-26-2010, 01:16 PM
Did everyone quit answering the poll? Only 18 saying they'll be there? I thought there would be at least a couple thousand.

spoon
02-26-2010, 01:20 PM
Did everyone quit answering the poll? Only 18 saying they'll be there? I thought there would be at least a couple thousand.

That's about how many people still post here, and most of those are going just to kiss ass and remain in the LARGE list of mods of choice by Justjon.

Has that fuck done anything for years here? I say no. Unless you count closing the chat room 4 years too late and not adding a new one. Thankfully we don't rely on him for shit any longer. Give it up Moranis! See you face to face soon baldy. REAL SOON

smiler grogan
02-26-2010, 01:20 PM
Yeah i'm coming, I forgot to answer th poll.

underdog
02-26-2010, 02:49 PM
That's about how many people still post here, and most of those are going just to kiss ass and remain in the LARGE list of mods of choice by Justjon.

Has that fuck done anything for years here? I say no. Unless you count closing the chat room 4 years too late and not adding a new one. Thankfully we don't rely on him for shit any longer. Give it up Moranis! See you face to face soon baldy. REAL SOON

Welcome back, spoony.

spoon
02-26-2010, 02:51 PM
Welcome back, spoony.


I never left.

Marc with a c
02-26-2010, 02:51 PM
I never left.

why?

joethebartender
02-26-2010, 02:52 PM
I'm totally raising a glass to Purim on Saturday now.

I'm Home for Purim.

I got stuck working tomorrow but maybe you should kick things off at the Kiddush Club...

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spoon
02-26-2010, 02:59 PM
why?

more like who?

MHasegawa
02-26-2010, 03:46 PM
if nj transit is still running that night, i'll stop by.

JustJon
02-26-2010, 05:00 PM
That's about how many people still post here, and most of those are going just to kiss ass and remain in the LARGE list of mods of choice by Justjon.

Has that fuck done anything for years here? I say no. Unless you count closing the chat room 4 years too late and not adding a new one. Thankfully we don't rely on him for shit any longer. Give it up Moranis! See you face to face soon baldy. REAL SOON

You don't like it here, leave.

spoon
02-26-2010, 05:01 PM
You don't like it here, leave.

I say take ur own advice tough guy.

disneyspy
02-26-2010, 05:02 PM
knock it off,both of you

spoon
02-26-2010, 05:04 PM
knock it off,both of you

shut up mikeyspy

danlaroe
02-26-2010, 05:26 PM
Twenty Four Fucking Hours

midwestjeff
02-26-2010, 05:27 PM
In.