R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 1/13/10 Big things are coming.

[Hottub]

Buddays.:bye:

Since disneyspy is too busy, I'll get this one.:annoyed:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/36/83/Petra_Nemcova_lingerie1.0.0.0x0.313x425.jpeg

Really Stinky Vag? Ask Dr. Steve - Now With Voicemail! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

V3 is running a MPW Thread to raise money to help Haiti. Please check it out if you can. (http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=260&start=0) There are also direct links in the first post if you want to contribute directly. Thanks.

2U at Bar 9 January 29th. Drink with Bro. Joe. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86162)

Come to the February 27th Bar Crawl! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2648355#post2648355)

Vote for Even The Slept (http://www.94wysp.com/pages/6040284.php) and Jimmy Hats. They will be opening for Anvil!!:clap:!

Hear something you want to talk about on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)


RonFez.net's Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)

Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ


Now on with the show!!

[Misteriosa]

Hey there, buddays :bye:

thanks tubby! i was just gonna ask you to post that link! :clap:

[Hottub]

You know we look out for hats!:thumbup:

Good luck ETS and Be Voting People!!!!

[EliSnow]

Hey buddays. This morning I was doing the iPod shuffle on my way to work, and a R&F show from September 2005 came up. It featured an Earth 2 promo ("On Earth 2, statues land on pigeons"), the discussion about how anthropologists have discovered gorillas using tools, and the debut of the Randy Newman "redneck" drop Earl came up with for racist southerners.

[aceofspades7]

anyone else having problems with xmro? the player loads and when i select a channel it says connecting and then quickly goes to ready... very annoying

[ANC]

:bye::bye::bye:

Hi Hi Hi there my little droogies...


VOTED for ETS!!

[Hottub]

Obvious Ichiban.
Port Au Prince got seriously fucked up.

[Misteriosa]

anyone else having problems with xmro? the player loads and when i select a channel it says connecting and then quickly goes to ready... very annoying

mine is actually doing ok today. i dont wanna jinx it tho http://www.mazeguy.net/symbolic/crossfingers.gif

[Meataball23]

Morning buddays!!!:clap:

Terrible about haiti, this is one time I think everyone can agree that the gov't should step in and get to work helping those people dig out from under that tragedy....unlike our deer problem

[A.J.]

Obvious Ichiban.
Port Au Prince got seriously fucked up.

Just when you thought Port Au Potty couldn't get any worse...

[Misteriosa]

i think haiti is the poorest country in the western hemisphere. there is no way in hell that they are gonna be able to dig out of this situation on their own. (no pun intended)

[ANC]

there is no way in hell that they are gonna be able to dig out of this situation on their own. (no pun intended)

Few can...

http://daddycatchersrealm.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/the-situation1.jpg

[Meataball23]

i think haiti is the poorest country in the western hemisphere. there is no way in hell that they are gonna be able to dig out of this situation on their own. (no pun intended)

Yeah I dont know if there are many other countries more ill equipped to handle this.

[EliSnow]

Until the earthquake happened, the Ichiban would have been Conan's letter to the "People of Earth" rejecting the time switch.

They'll talk about it anyway. It will be interesting to see what Fez's take on the issue is.

[Hottub]

Until the earthquake happened, the Ichiban would have been Conan's letter to the "People of Earth" rejecting the time switch.

They'll talk about it anyway. It will be interesting to see what Fez's take on the issue is.

That will definitly be Fez' ichiban.
It is #1 in his little world.

[Dell]

buddays...I have to take my nephew in for evaluation today and will miss most of the show again...have fun wif out me...:glurps:

[Hottub]

...have fun wif out me...:glurps:

Not likely, but we will try.

[Dell]

Not likely, but we will try.

HA...I predict Fez will blast out the gate with some great radio...I hope he can keep up the pace for the entire show...inno, don't let me down...

[Meataball23]

Until the earthquake happened, the Ichiban would have been Conan's letter to the "People of Earth" rejecting the time switch.

They'll talk about it anyway. It will be interesting to see what Fez's take on the issue is.

I just read this for the first time...love the statement and love Conan

[Hottub]

Today's song "Alone In The Desert":wink:

[EliSnow]

I just read this for the first time...love the statement and love Conan

I agree. I think Conan made the right choice and that all of his conclusions are sound. If the Tonight Show brand is to survive (assuming it's still alive), it cannot take a back seat to Jay Leno.

Knowing Fez's hatred of Conan, he's going to have a different take on it.

[Meataball23]

Knowing Fez's hatred of Conan, he's going to have a different take on it.

Has Fez ever given a reason why he hates Conan?

I remember him saying something to the effect that he was smug, but how do you make that leap? Hes smug b/c he took a promotion?

[EliSnow]

Has Fez ever given a reason why he hates Conan?

I remember him saying something to the effect that he was smug, but how do you make that leap? Hes smug b/c he took a promotion?


Conan does have "swarmy/snarky" sense of humor. I think Fez doesn't like that humor and misinterprets it.

[Meataball23]

Conan does have "swarmy/snarky" sense of humor. I think Fez doesn't like that humor and misinterprets it.

Okay then.

Also in my above statement is it effect or affect

Either way I think I have to give back my RU diploma

[ANC]

Went to see Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien live back when Andy Richter was on. ... Top Notch entertainment.

Fun Fact - Conan O'Brien and Denis Leary are cousins.

[Baby DEW Year]

Conan does have "swarmy/snarky" sense of humor. I think Fez doesn't like that humor and misinterprets it.

I think Fez hates gingers!

[EliSnow]

Okay then.

Also in my above statement is it effect or affect

Either way I think I have to give back my RU diploma

"Effect" is a noun (though there is a verb usuage).

"Affect" is a verb.

You used it right.

[Meataball23]

"Effect" is a noun.

"Affect" is a verb.

You used it right.

Thank you sir!
:smoke:

[epo]

I think Fez hates gingers!

Who doesn't?

[A.J.]

Drop is from Se7en.

[EliSnow]

Today's drop is from "Se7en."

Today's song is "You're Gonna Miss Me" by 13th Floor Elevators.

[yojimbo7248]

Haiti and Conan probably take higher priority but Google telling the Chinese government to fuck off is another big story, possible ichiban

I love the 13th Floor Elevators!

[Hottub]

"You're Gonna Miss Me" - 13th Floor Elevators

[yojimbo7248]

best jug playing in rock

how the hell did I accidentally post this twice. nevermind

[Dell]

ok boppers...let's get down to it...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7HTO3jP-_lk/SouSp9Lw_jI/AAAAAAAAEXw/iF2cZ7wJ05E/s400/warriors2.jpg

[EliSnow]

Ooh, Fez/ESD dust-up before the show.

We may not be hearing ESD for awhile on the show.

[Jughead]

best jug playing in rock

how the hell did I accidentally post this twice. nevermind

Thanks Yo :smile:

[Misteriosa]

this needs to be made into a smiley here already!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/warriors-dj-1.jpg

we can use :boppers: as the tag

[Hottub]

Did Fez kick his ass and fire Dave?:laugh:

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,just got back from gettin an HDMI in/out DVD recorder its pretty sweet,my nets are kinda funky but does anyone need me to that thing today?

[yojimbo7248]

Thanks Yo :smile:


not enough bands utilize the jug sound. Jug is good!

[EliSnow]

Here is the Conan discussion.

[yojimbo7248]

on a day with lots of real news stories, I imagine Ron is just helping out Fez by bringing up a little story about some college in Tennessee because Fez is the college football expert. I don't think we will be hearing about topics that Dave knows but Fez doesn't.

[EliSnow]

I think everyone has had a beef with Leno at some time or another.

[Hottub]

It's about a talk show. This is not earth shattering news.:wallbash:

[lleeder]

I think everyone has had a beef with Leno at some time or another.


http://www.thedeadbolt.com/images/paula_patton_jay_leno_b.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

I hate Jay Leno and I don't know why. Sure he isn't funny and annoying but that's no reason to hate someone. I am so fucking tired of hearing his name. Please let this story die.

[disneyspy]

i watched leno last night for the first time just to see lil jimmy,it wasnt that bad a show

[Misteriosa]

wow.. i cant believe fezzie hasnt brought up the tragedy in haiti yet..

maybe that stuff doesnt bother him. :down:

[Meataball23]

Whats the deal with the doomsday clock!?

Wheres Seinfez??

[yojimbo7248]

where is Seinfez?

and what's up with this Doomsday clock?...

[Meataball23]

wow.. i cant believe fezzie hasnt brought up the tragedy in haiti yet..

maybe that stuff doesnt bother him. :down:


But he goes into hysterics when a celebrity dies

Hes an odd odd man

[lleeder]

I heard it was 2 minutes to midnight.

[Hottub]

I heard it was 2 minutes to midnight.

:clap:

[Hottub]

Doomsday clock is in Mikeyboy's sig.

[ANC]

New Jersey has strawberries.. I had strawberry plants in my backyard when I moved in (had to rip them out because of poison ivy)

Fuck, even Staten Island has a Strawberry Farm.

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with the doomsday clock? Is it digital cause I can't read it if it isn't?

[yojimbo7248]

But he goes into hysterics when a celebrity dies

Hes an odd odd man

at least he isn't bringing up a R Island neighbor of his who hurt his feelings over some tiny slight. even though I don't understand his anger at the Doomsday clock, at least it isn't just a about him.

I don't expect them to talk about Haiti all day but, damn, the country is completely destroyed and the most important stories are a coach in Tennessee and something annoying about the Doomsday clock?

[Hottub]

Do they realize there are thousands of dead in Haiti?

[disneyspy]

up here we have wild strawberries,blueberries,apples and cherries,stupid south american

[Meataball23]

where is Seinfez?

and what's up with this Doomsday clock?...

whats the deal with the doomsday clock? Is it digital cause I can't read it if it isn't?

:clap:

Wooo!!

[Meataball23]

Do they realize there are thousands of dead in Haiti?

Shhh!!

Fez is telling a story about his elevator

[yojimbo7248]

oh no, I'm just not in the mood to hear Fez talk about this therapist, fears, etc. I'm punching out. have a great day, everyone

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with haiti? I got stuck in the elevator for a minute and can't get over it.

[Hottub]

C'mon Chris. Tough it out.

[mikeyboy]

Someone needs to set up a mini-bar in Fez's apartment. I'll bet they would clean up.

[Jughead]

Shhh!!

Fez is telling a story about his elevator

:lol: Love Fezzy though

[TjM]

C'mon Chris. Tough it out.

Wha happen

[ANC]

They grow fields of Jersey Corn right aroud the corner from my house. It's State owned property that they have to grow on, so they chose corn. Come summer I'm all over it.

[Hottub]

Wha happen

yojimbo isn't interested in Fezzie's o-pinion.

[TjM]

yojimbo isn't interested in Fezzie's o-pinion.

:ohmy:

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with food? when does it expire?

[Jughead]

:ohmy:

Beat me :lol:

[Hottub]

http://funbunker.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ocp-logo.jpg

[epo]

Jersey corn and veggies?

No thanks.

[disneyspy]

Jersey corn and veggies?

No thanks.

no shit! what do they water it with? acid rain?

[Hottub]

Jersey corn and veggies?

No thanks.

Suit yourself. More deliciousness for us.
Enjoy your canned corn, savage.

[Meataball23]

whats the deal with food? when does it expire?

Dont listen to anything anyone says here, I laugh almost every time I see these posts.

[IMSlacker]

Radio War!

[TjM]

Suit yourself. More deliciousness for us.
Enjoy your canned corn, savage.

I don't mind canned corn and I actually prefer canned green beans. Everything else needs to be fresh though

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with cosmo chicks? who are these people?

[Donnie Iris]

Did Ron just say "radio prowness"?

This show is on Dave overload.

[ANC]

Give her a Snooki punch Fezzie!! :clap:

[Misteriosa]

40 mins in... now they get to the earth quake :lol:

[Seinfez]

whats the deal there?

[epo]

Suit yourself. More deliciousness for us.
Enjoy your canned corn, savage.

I'm not about to consume food produced by your ilk.

[Misteriosa]

oh, the food snobs... :thumbdown:
















:happy:

[Warren Peace]

I'm not about to consume food produced by your ilk.

Ironically, as a Midwestern native...I eat more farm fresh produce from Jersey than when I lived in the Midwest. *shrug*

[Meataball23]

I think Fez needs a gay cruise in his life.

[disneyspy]

jersey's called the garden state because its filled with fruits and vegetables,not because their mercury filled food is good for you

[Misteriosa]

I think Fez needs a gay cruise in his life.

and they play Mighty Real when the ship sets sail!! :clap:

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with a carnival cruise commercial? who are these romantic scenes?

[A.J.]

I think Fez needs a gay cruise in his life.

It could be dangerous.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Cruisingposter.jpg

[Hottub]

I think Fez needs a gay cruise in his life.

I hope he hooks up with Mojo.

[ANC]

jersey's called the garden state because its filled with fruits and vegetables,not because their mercury filled food is good for you

Why do I feel a "You know the hydroponic garden at Disney World....." discussion coming on?





:happy:

[Meataball23]

and they play Mighty Real when the ship sets sail!! :clap:

:lol: Fabulous!!!

[disneyspy]

older men arent perverts,we just dont like dried up vaginas

[Jughead]

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/17-15corn.jpg Jersey Corn:smile:

[Hottub]

older men arent perverts,we just dont like dried up vaginas

A vag is a vag, psycho humper.

[Meataball23]

Space miles....

A country has just been destroyed!!

[Seinfez]

whats the deal with nasa? what is this space junk? I'll say something crazy after the break.

[SinA]

I think Fez needs a gay cruise in his life.

they have secret cruises?

[EliSnow]

they have secret cruises?

I'm sure Hippo can book you on one, if you're interested.

[Meataball23]

they have secret cruises?

If the simpsons have taught me anything (and I believe they have) its that they have all kinds of secret stuff. Secret resorts that according to smithers, "they dont allow cameras here."

I think that would be exactly what Fez needs.

Well that and poppers and lube, or whatever it is secret keepers need for that horrible act.

[EliSnow]

It depends upon your job, family and friends. If I was still working at my law firm in NYC, there's no way I could be successful at that job, spending hte time that I want and need to spend with my family.

BTW, ESD's nuts. His friends are as important to him as family?

[mikeyboy]

BTW, ESD's nuts.

What about 'em?

[Hottub]

When I'm home, I'm home. I try to leave all the baggage behind at the office.

[EliSnow]

What about 'em?

They bounce on your chin.

[ANC]

When I'm home, I'm home. I try to leave all the baggage behind at the office.

I try to, but I'm on call 24/7 :thumbdown:

[EliSnow]

I try to, but I'm on call 24/7 :thumbdown:

I can't do it either. There are times when I need to work from home, especially since my wife became pregnant with our third.

[ANC]

Grab the wife and come hang at the Dublin House Dave. Me and the wife were there Saturday night. :thumbup:

[A.J.]

This conversation is making me proud of my vote here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86259&page=2)

[EliSnow]

Was that Chuck or walker?

[ANC]

CHUCK! :clap:

[disneyspy]

fez's friends are wierd

[disneyspy]

Was that Chuck or walker?

that was chuck

[Hottub]

Was that Chuck or walker?

That was teh real Lenny.

[disneyspy]

we had 6 different guys bowl 300s in league last year

[Mitch&Murray]

Chuckwagoncook!!!!

[ANC]

I've never seen my dad cry. I'm not a crier. My wife says I'm devoid of all human emotion except happiness and anger.

I came close to tearing up when watching "Life Is Beautiful"

[EliSnow]

I think that the first time I saw my dad cry was at his father's funeral. He tried to do the eulogy and couldn't do it.

I think my dad was about 47 at the time.

[A.J.]

I've never seen my father cry. He did a lip quiver when my grandfather died but that was it.

My mother on the other hand cries at everything.

[disneyspy]

I've never seen my father cry. He did a lip quiver when my grandfather died but that was it.

My mother on the other hand cries at everything.

is your dad married to fez?

[ANC]

Chuckwagoncook!!!!

"Something was said..... not good"

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/1F20/013.jpg

[A.J.]

is your dad married to fez?

My mother would cry listening to Fez cry.

[EliSnow]

I'm a crier. Not as much as a girl, but I've cried at funerals for my friends and family, when I was diagnosed with cancer, and when I gave away my dog.

I'll also tear up at sentimental things (movies, etc.), but no real crying.

[Servo]

I'm a crier. Not as much as a girl, but I've cried at funerals for my friends and family, when I was diagnosed with cancer, and when I gave away my dog.

I'll also tear up at sentimental things (movies, etc.), but no real crying.

Yeah, I'm kinda the same way.

Don't think I've ever really seen my dad cry... maybe a little teary when my grandmother passed, but that's about it.

[EliSnow]

The rose doesn't live forever. It may look like it's alive for a very long time, but if it's dipped in gold, it's dead already.

[ANC]

The rose doesn't live forever. It may look like it's alive for a very long time, but if it's dipped in gold, it's dead already.

It's like a clown.....dead on the inside.

[ANC]

Eli :clap:

[EliSnow]

This will be an interesting interview. The Book of Eli looks good so far.

[A.J.]

This will be an interesting interview. The Book of Eli looks good so far.

Is that right Eli?

[disneyspy]

i judged the book by its cover,looks like crap

[ANC]

:dry: eew.

[EliSnow]

Interesting start to the interview.

[hydee]

"Effect" is a noun (though there is a verb usuage).

"Affect" is a verb.

You used it right.

These two words and then or than get me into grammar trouble every time.

[Misteriosa]

holy crap. just had a DV incident here during a family visit. looks like im done for the afternoon while the cops sort shit out.

hopefully i can make it back.

[EliSnow]

Is that right Eli?

I've been trying to come up with a clever sig pic based on this, but I'm not clever enough apparently.

http://goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/book-of-eli2.jpg

[ANC]

2 Hughes walk into a bar...

http://news.musiconplay.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hughes-brothers.jpg

[EliSnow]

holy crap. just had a DV incident here during a family visit. looks like im done for the afternoon while the cops sort shit out.

hopefully i can make it back.

Hopefully, it's not directly involving you.

[TjM]

Hopefully, it's not directly involving you.

How do we know she wasn't the aggressor?

[Hottub]

I think Eli is gonna be pretty damn good.

[Misteriosa]

Hopefully, it's not directly involving you.

no it doesnt.

birth father(bf) slapped birth mom(bm) [which you were able to hear] in front of the kids at a supervised visit they were having here at the agency. the worker had to step away for something when this happened. bm's sister was there and stood up for bm and hit bf. bm's sister brought it out to the waiting area and continued the confrontation.

however, because i sit near the entrance (where it escalated), the police want a statement about what i heard.

i so want my desk moved. when a birth parent eventually shoots this place up, i dont want to get caught in it.

[Hottub]

Where's Fez?

[A.J.]

Where's Fez?

Maybe he took a Xanax.

[EliSnow]

I like these guys.

[Hottub]

That reminds me. I have to call the car dealer. I never got my warranty paperwork.
Asshole car salesmen.:innocent:

[disneyspy]

I like these guys.

ya ,it was kinda cool,after awhile it felt like i wasnt listening to an interview but more of a private conversation

[EliSnow]

Fuck twitter.

[EliSnow]

It's not to hard to insult people in less than 140 words:

I just fucked your girlfriend's ass.

[Jughead]

That reminds me. I have to call the car dealer. I never got my warranty paperwork.
Asshole car salesmen.:innocent:

:furious: Ha ha you were gross of the month:smile:

[jennysmurf]

:furious: Ha ha you were gross of the month:smile:

I have heard that he's gross.

[EliSnow]

Timothy Hutton owns PJ Clarkes? I didn't know that.

[EliSnow]

God, Hutton is making Ron pull teeth here.

[Misteriosa]

leverage is a great show (to me at least..) :o

idk if its a permanent thing, but jeri ryan recently joined the cast.

seven of nine :wub:

[disneyspy]

seven of nine :wub:

thats usually what i give women during sex

[Misteriosa]

thats usually what i give women during sex

is that in failed erection attempts?



(i had to :happy: )

[disneyspy]

is that in failed erection attempts?



(i had to :happy: )

et tu misti? et tu?

[ANC]

Denjin.:lol:

[Misteriosa]

et tu misti? et tu?

i couldnt help myself :down:

[ANC]

I dig that movie.

[Meataball23]

Fez is having a tough day

[Hottub]

A live read will set things right.

[Hottub]

I'm a junkie then.

[disneyspy]

I'm a junkie then.

you got a bag of potatos stuffed up your ass?


freek

[Misteriosa]

you got a bag of potatos stuffed up your ass?


freek

im liking the turn of this thread... :happy:

[ANC]

WHAT!?!? Unprotected sex is a sign of an addict? What is this garbage?

[Meataball23]

A live read will set things right.

:lol:

[Meataball23]

WHAT!?!? Unprotected sex is a sign of an addict? What is this garbage?

The stroke thoughts of a possibly gay 50 yr old virgin

[Misteriosa]

WHAT!?!? Unprotected sex is a sign of an addict? What is this garbage?

uh oh... then i guess i fall into that category... where and when is the next meeting? :down:

[ANC]

<- not me calling.

Frequency doesn't necessarily equal addiction.

[EliSnow]

uh oh... then i guess i fall into that category... where and when is the next meeting? :down:

11 am tomorrow in the R&F Listening Thread.

[EliSnow]

<- not me calling.

Frequency doesn't necessarily equal addiction.

Addiction would be the inability to control frequency, duration and other aspects of the sexual activity.

[ANC]

Addiction would be the inability to control frequency, duration and other aspects of the sexual activity.

my thoughts exactly. More to do with control and dependency than frequency.

[Meataball23]

11 am tomorrow in the R&F Listening Thread.

:lol:

[Hottub]

Addiction would be the inability to control frequency, duration and other aspects of the sexual activity.

1) not often enough
2 not long enough
3) read the book.

[Meataball23]

The "third grade fight club" cracked me up

[Hottub]

You sit by yourself. For 2 minutes, and you feel shame. Then you get free.

[IMSlacker]

Holy shit. This sunglasses commercial is the worst thing I've ever heard.

[Meataball23]

Did Fez just say the book of levi?

[EliSnow]

Did Fez just say the book of levi?

That's the instructional book about how you, too, can become famous simply by impregnating the unwed daughter of a politician.

http://anotherbeautifulday.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/levi.jpg

[ANC]

Holy shit. This sunglasses commercial is the worst thing I've ever heard.

www.theheartsofromaine.com (http://www.theheartsofromaine.com)

:thumbdown:

[Hottub]

That's the instructional book about how you, too, can become famous simply by impregnating the unwed daughter of a politician.

http://anotherbeautifulday.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/levi.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y_MjTFQ3m8g/SZI5QhT6wfI/AAAAAAAADCc/MuCEQ62IddY/s400/shoe+horn.jpg


DONK.