Fez's Secret

[Gunner S]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez, and I have no idea if anyone has already thought of this and made a thread, if so enlighten me by deleting this thread.

Does anyone else think that Fez's secret is all just a bit because Fez has nothing to talk about and is sick of Dave taking his mic time? I mean, Is it really that hard to pick up another person with a secret at a bar when that person is drunk? I figure it should be just as easy as it is to pick up drunk people without secrets.

Look at Fez, He's obviously the epitome of Masculinity. I don't think he has a secret at all.

[opie's twisted balls]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez
Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[weekapaugjz]

Fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

that's three too many z's

[Gunner S]

I was thinking about just putting in Fuzz, so i could make the plural from Fuzzies.

[OGC]

I was thinking about just putting in Fuzz, so i could make the plural from Fuzzies.


Silly, Fuzz is a cat.

[sailor]

how many fezzes are you writing aboot?

[Ritalin]

Fezii

[ANC]

Maybe like Deer, there is no plural change in spelling..

[strawberrypop]

All fezzes have secrets.

Isn't there a googol of threads already about all the Fezzeseseses' secrets?

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez


Fez Fez


You just write Fez for how many of them you're representing.

Also, and I am in no way a grammar nazi, but you mean make Fez possesive, not plural. To do that you put an arrow in pointing from Fez to what belongs to him. The thread title should be Fez===>Secret.

[Fuzz Whatley]

Fez is so into chicks he can bring himself to bang-em :drunk:

[strawberrypop]

I think you may have messed up that line?

This thread loves grammatical errors.

[Willmore]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez, and I have no idea if anyone has already thought of this and made a thread, if so enlighten me by deleting this thread.

Does anyone else think that Fez's secret is all just a bit because Fez has nothing to talk about and is sick of Dave taking his mic time? I mean, Is it really that hard to pick up another person with a secret at a bar when that person is drunk? I figure it should be just as easy as it is to pick up drunk people without secrets.

Look at Fez, He's obviously the epitome of Masculinity. I don't think he has a secret at all.

"Fez' secret" is the proper way, I believe.

[SouthSideJohnny]

's is correct. You're making it possessive, not pluralizing it.

[cenzo6945]

I am a returning listener after the WNEW & 92.3 FreeFM days. I have old tapes and would rather listen to the old time show than now, because there is no FEZ nowadays! before he and ron were the show, now its Ron and Eastside Dave?? WHY?? 3 is not a crowd on the Radio, but no Fez is a SHAME!! Where is my old budday????????

[ElSeed]

Where is my old budday????????


He's in there somewhere...

[Lady Resin]

Oh he's there. Espically at 2:30. He sparks up with his last live read. Talking about ruining the end of the show!:surrender:

[cenzo6945]

Is there any difinitive answers? is this an on going thing? or a known thing? is there a BACK STORY? thanks Brothers.... i have been listening to the same tape from 2002!!! but its a roit... Liza Minellie's Wedding Registry and the Gayest songs ever played on the Radio!! Comedy Gold!

[Hottub]

Be sure to check out our well stocked file library.

[ElSeed]

Is there any difinitive answers? is this an on going thing? or a known thing? is there a BACK STORY? thanks Brothers.... i have been listening to the same tape from 2002!!! but its a roit... Liza Minellie's Wedding Registry and the Gayest songs ever played on the Radio!! Comedy Gold!

Ever since they came back from DC. It's an ongoing, known thing.

[Contra]

Is there any difinitive answers? is this an on going thing? or a known thing? is there a BACK STORY? thanks Brothers.... i have been listening to the same tape from 2002!!! but its a roit... Liza Minellie's Wedding Registry and the Gayest songs ever played on the Radio!! Comedy Gold!

God bless you

[Dan 'Hampton]

Is there any difinitive answers? is this an on going thing? or a known thing? is there a BACK STORY? thanks Brothers.... i have been listening to the same tape from 2002!!! but its a roit... Liza Minellie's Wedding Registry and the Gayest songs ever played on the Radio!! Comedy Gold!

What was the date on that?

[cenzo6945]

Dan, they say the date as March 15th but I don't remember the YEAR!! it was WNEW days, around the time when Billy Staples Crapped on Al Dukes PayCheck.. When I hear Dukes on WFAN, i just gotta go into the vault and listen to the old tapes... I have about 50 tapes, and will try to add them to your library here, if its possible...

[Hottub]

I have about 50 tapes, and will try to add them to your library here, if its possible...

Great. Try do jot down what you have. Sent the list to hammersavage@ronfez.net

Can you rip the tapes to digital?

[cenzo6945]

According to Ron & Fez, Liza was registered for her wedding at Duane Reade Drug store and Harry's fine wine and spirits... gifts included perkasets, perkadans, and cutty sark...

[cenzo6945]

I do have some of the tapes, copied to CD then ripped to Itunes, which would make it MP4 i believe.. if its do-able... i'll get a list of some of what i have!!

[Hottub]

I do have some of the tapes, copied to CD then ripped to Itunes, which would make it MP4 i believe.. if its do-able... i'll get a list of some of what i have!!

SWEET!

And, Thank You very much!

[Gunner S]

I don't fucking care how good radio is. If it Isn't uncensored, it can suck my cock.

[Dan 'Hampton]

It's sad to listen to those old shows. I get over it by admitting it's a completley different show now, not that that is a bad thing.

[hydee]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez, and I have no idea if anyone has already thought of this and made a thread, if so enlighten me by deleting this thread.

Does anyone else think that Fez's secret is all just a bit because Fez has nothing to talk about and is sick of Dave taking his mic time? I mean, Is it really that hard to pick up another person with a secret at a bar when that person is drunk? I figure it should be just as easy as it is to pick up drunk people without secrets.

Look at Fez, He's obviously the epitome of Masculinity. I don't think he has a secret at all.


In the "secret" community Fez would qualify as a bear. If he was into other "secret" bears I don't think he would have as big an issue getting a date. However from the hints and innuendos that Ron has given out Fez is into "secret" Twinks and Chickens, so it would be harder for Fez to pick up one of this types of people.

I don't think it's a bit, the first time I heard them on the Golden Ticket shows on XM my "secret"-dar pinged like crazy.

[Gunner S]

excuse my grammar but im shitfaced... anyone that has heard fez talk knows he has a secret, but going by the "Black Phillip Show" if fez were a bear, he should still be able to get bunnies and deers, it might require more work but he should still be able to do it. Bears can get anything, while bunnies can only hunt other bunnies. Its like a trickle down effect, the bears being the top prey. I'm sure fez could pull down a Neil Patrick Harris or Lance Bass... Then again What the fuck do i know

[Chigworthy]

top prey.

How can prey be at the top?

[Crispy123]

I don't know how to pluralize Fez


don't get him wet (ewww)

and remember above all else, never ever feed him after midnight!

[lleeder]

Does anyone else think that Fez's secret is all just a bit because Fez has nothing to talk about and is sick of Dave taking his mic time?

If the secret led to more discussions from fez about meeting people etc then I would agree with you that it might be a bit. It hasn't. If anything it has led to less talking not more from fez. Why would they invent a fake secret that has had no payoff or progression to it for the last 2 years? Good radio bits have a beginning, a middle and an end. They don't just start then sputter on endlessly with no character development or plot twists. If is a bit then its the saddest most poorly concieved one in history. I'm afraid its just noninteresting reality.

[Dell]

there were no notable endings to either his fiance from Canada or his girlfriend Dawn Cumia bits...both kinda fizzled (but were fun at the beginning and in the midterm)...

remember what Ron once said...if you heard it on the radio, it's a bit...

[disneyspy]

fez loves the cock

[lleeder]

there were no notable endings to either his fiance from Canada or his girlfriend Dawn Cumia bits...both kinda fizzled (but were fun at the beginning and in the midterm)...

remember what Ron once said...if you heard it on the radio, it's a bit...

Those weren't as much bits as they were funny coverups for the "character" of Fez. We all knew from day one that there was no fiance from Canada or relationship between Dawn and Fez. I think to be a sucessful bit there would have to be some believeability to it and a payoff. Ron also has said how horrible bits with no payoffs are.

[Serpico1103]

It has been the Ron and Todd show for a few years now. Fez had a secret. Todd is ignorant.

[hanso]

top prey.

How can prey be at the top?

Top choice the same?

[hanso]

Maybe Fez is Mr. Roboto.

[Serpico1103]

excuse my grammar but im shitfaced... anyone that has heard fez talk knows he has a secret, but going by the "Black Phillip Show" if fez were a bear, he should still be able to get bunnies and deers, it might require more work but he should still be able to do it. Bears can get anything, while bunnies can only hunt other bunnies. Its like a trickle down effect, the bears being the top prey. I'm sure fez could pull down a Neil Patrick Harris or Lance Bass... Then again What the fuck do i know

I don't know what you know. But, I do know you get drunk and think about gay men; bears, bunnies, deers, etc.

Have a secret?

[Dell]

Those weren't as much bits as they were funny coverups for the "character" of Fez. We all knew from day one that there was no fiance from Canada or relationship between Dawn and Fez. I think to be a sucessful bit there would have to be some believeability to it and a payoff. Ron also has said how horrible bits with no payoffs are.

cover-up...bit...

tomato...tomato...

I say there are funny bits and not so funny bits..."the secret" is a not so funny bit...let it fizzle and bring on the next one (be it a bit or cover-up)...

I love these guys...

[Gunner S]

I don't know what you know. But, I do know you get drunk and think about gay men; bears, bunnies, deers, etc.

Have a secret?

I'm just going by Mr. Patrice O'neal. I didn't make up the bunny deer and bear theory. I do know that people that relate things to being gay that aren't blatantly gay are homosexuals themself.

Say, I have a picture of Ron Jeremy sucking his own cock. And then say, you fuck another guy, in his asshole.

Now mine, Well that's just art.

Being Gay, and being a "Saucy character" are two different things. :wink:

[Serpico1103]

Downhill skiing? I can understand his family in Florida not understanding, but it doesn't seem like a big deal.
I thought he was gay.

[Meataball23]

Fez is in love with Ron and thats where this whole thing is going

murder suicide...write it on a rock


well, maybe not a rock - pencil. Fez is in love w/ Ron and thats why he cannot possibly move forward w/ the secret or his own life.

[hanso]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/322/1da1bd4c0744capfezsserc.gif




Fez's secret revealed!

[shadowsprint]

here's a thought...since SiriusXM is trying to run a business, and that business being entertainment, at what point do they get fed up with the fez shit, remove him from the show, and let things move forward? He's not entertaining, the fag thing is not compelling, and the only part of the show he cares about are live reads, and he doesnt even have the sense to be able to work them into the other commercials. Obviously Ron is too gutless to cut him loose, but how long will management tolerate it, or do they just view the ron and fez show as a write off?

[stormy1065]

Fez doesn't want cock.he wants romance.he's afraid of cock even his own.:surrender:

[disneyspy]

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/322/1da1bd4c0744capfezsserc.gif




Fez's secret revealed!

dammit i could never catch the arrow to find out what it is

[Meataball23]

Is this the video of fez and earl behind a curtain?

Id rather watch gap

[hanso]

Fez is in love with Ron and thats where this whole thing is going

murder suicide...write it on a rock


well, maybe not a rock - pencil. Fez is in love w/ Ron and thats why he cannot possibly move forward w/ the secret or his own life.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4342/dtrongay.jpg

[RENFIELD]

i miss earl...
and so does Fez...
there was less pressure on him when earl was in the gun-sights...
and there was someone for Fez to rag-on, who couldn't defend himself,
and make Fez feel all superior to at least him..

and the 'secret' or gay thing ?
it's a character... Fez lives on an estate on Long Island, near Anthony
with his wife, daughter, and the twins...

plus a DOG... not a cat !

[IamFogHat]

It is indeed a well kept secret.