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lleeder

01-21-2010, 07:42 AM

Dave loves using similes. He uses them in every sentence. In the last 5 minutes he used 2.

"he's like a wwe villain" when talking about Tim Teebow

" like he was the lockness monster" when talking about Tiger Woods

just pay attention to him and start posting.

JerseyRich

01-21-2010, 07:45 AM

Yesterday it was about the Blowhard.

"He's like Rex Ryan's stunt double"

TjM

01-21-2010, 07:47 AM

Isn't he basically just using this to replace "poormans"

ozzie

01-21-2010, 08:35 AM

How many people have we been told are "...like Keyser Soze"?

Chigworthy

01-21-2010, 08:52 AM

lleeder's blown Eastside Simile Of The Day of the day:

" like he was the lockness monster" when talking about Tiger Woods

when quoting Eastside Dave talking about Tiger woods. It's "Loch Ness".

lleeder

01-21-2010, 08:58 AM

lleeder's blown Eastside Simile Of The Day of the day:

when quoting Eastside Dave talking about Tiger woods. It's "Loch Ness".

I need to sleep.

JerseyRich

01-21-2010, 09:06 AM

"It's like Napster for kiddie porn"

JerseyRich

01-22-2010, 07:47 AM

Referring to UGA 5's nephew(Georgia Bulldog Mascot)

"The fuckin' Rocky Dennis of dogs!"

Ritalin

01-22-2010, 08:07 AM

Referring to UGA 5's nephew(Georgia Bulldog Mascot)

"The fuckin' Rocky Dennis of dogs!"

I don't mean to correct you here, Rich, but that's not a simile.

JerseyRich

01-22-2010, 08:11 AM

I don't mean to correct you here, Rich, but that's not a simile.
"He's like the Rocky Dennis of dogs"

Better?