Heidi Montag - Before or After?

[Fallon]

I liked how she looked before all the unnecessary surgery.

http://i49.tinypic.com/16huq6t.jpg
or
http://i50.tinypic.com/34qnxab.jpg

[razorboy]

I vote never.

[opie's twisted balls]

Either way she looks like she has no soul.

[Slumbag]

I liked how she looked before all the unnecessary surgery.

http://i49.tinypic.com/16huq6t.jpg

There's no way she hadn't had plastic surgery in this picture. Maybe not a shit load, but that's definitely not how she naturally looked.

[drusilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/heidi3.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/heidi2--350x450.jpg


She was odd looking before, but now she looks like Brande Roderick

[hunnerbun]

I am sure it is just a coincidence but in the picture Drusilla posted it looks like the more plastic surgery she has the more unhappy she is...her smile is very natural in the first pic, is disappearing in the second pic and is non existent in the third.
Sad to think that at the ripe old age of 23 she feels the need to have this much surgery to feel beautiful...I am so glad I grew up in a simpler time. (shit did that just make me sound like blowhard?)

[Coach]

Can't polish a turd.

[ScottFromGA]

shes had alot of plastic surgery, but you have to give it to her cause she hasn't went down the freaky looking route, yet.


she has a great surgeon.

[pennington]

shes had alot of plastic surgery, but you have to give it to her cause she hasn't went down the freaky looking route, yet.


she has a great surgeon.

My feelings exactly. She still looks normal, NOW STOP.

[TjM]

Wonder if she had labia work done

[Furtherman]

Either way she looks like she has no soul.

Yep.

She's disgusting.

[underdog]

She at least looks less like a horse now.

[paulisded]

What I love is that her dumb album that she promised would change the music industry sold a total of 697 albums in its first week of release.

[hydee]

My feelings exactly. She still looks normal, NOW STOP.

She doesn't look normal she is only 23 or 24 and now she looks like she looks almost 40. That isn't normal at all.

[A.J.]

She has more shallow now.

[KnoxHarrington]

The scary part about all this is that she's starting this cycle of plastic surgery at such a relatively young age. And once it starts, it doesn't stop, until you end up like this broad:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RxTGdi2KqeI/AAAAAAAAKOw/lXXOIIesb70/Jocelyn+Wildenstein%5B2%5D.jpg

[razorboy]

The scary part about all this is that she's starting this cycle of plastic surgery at such a relatively young age. And once it starts, it doesn't stop, until you end up like this broad:

http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RxTGdi2KqeI/AAAAAAAAKOw/lXXOIIesb70/Jocelyn+Wildenstein%5B2%5D.jpg

So you end up incredibly sexy?

[joethebartender]

I can't vote without B&A pics of the buttock augmentation.

I used to see that scary "lion lady" walking around... she lived on the UES.

[FUNKMAN]

Can't polish a turd.


true, but you can poke it with your finger

[fezident]

I think she looks great.
If I saw her on the street... without the B&A surgery knowledge, I would think she was incredibly hot.
Unfortunately... knowing how retarded she is, and how shallow, has ruined her for me.


Having said all that, I AM MADLY IN LOVE with her hips & torso. That whole section of her body (like where her ribs and hips are) is super sexy to me. It's kinda wide. I dig it.

If she's gonna get any more surgery, it should be to spot-weld my hands to her hips.

[Coach]

true, but you can poke it with your finger

But then your finger will be smelly, and filthy.

[opie's twisted balls]

I can't vote without B&A pics of the buttock augmentation.

http://i50.tinypic.com/5xs9qv.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/2qsp9mx.jpg

[sink]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/drusilla/heidi3.jpg




If the one on the far left is pre-any plastic surgery, she actually is somewhat has a cute girl next door sort of look.

Now she just looks fucked up and fake as shit and I hate her with a passion.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll be honest:

When she was w/o plastic surgery, I agree with sink - she was very girl next door.

I didn't like "the new Heidi" at all. (after the first round of plastic surgery)

But between the last round of plastic surgery and this round, she looks completely, utterly different. And to me, if she was modeling, or something, she looks much, much better.

I also agree with what was said upthread - she has a very, very skilled plastic surgeon. If this wasn't hyped up, you'd have no idea this girl has had that much plastic surgery. The only reason people are turning on her so hard is because how heavy it was publicized.

Seriously - the greatest trick she could have ever pulled was being the "other woman" in the Spenser/Heidi relationship, get a shitload of heat - and then reveal - "surprise, I'm Heidi!"

Of course, the ruse would have been up as soon as she talked.

Can we also stop using the Cat Lady as a comparison here? The reason why she looks like that is because a) she's basically a furry in denial who has a very weird fascination with cats and b) she used awful surgeons. That is clearly not the case with Heidi.

As for the boob job... she did what most women should do when they are flat as a board and want big tits - get the medium sized boob job first, THEN get the big tits.

[~Katja~]

I don't think she would have modeling potential past the next best department store flyer... but she would probably fit in well in some cable tv detective show... they always need a blond chick with nice body and standard empty stare face.

[fezident]

I think she looks like Faith Hill now. At least... in that one little picture on the right she does.

[hydee]

I think she looks like Faith Hill now. At least... in that one little picture on the right she does.

That is no compliment Faith Hill is 43 years old and Heidi is 23 OMG if someone said I looked like a 43 year old women at 23 I would have decked them in the mouth.

Even if you are just talking about looks here it's no compliment.

[Tenbatsuzen]

That is no compliment Faith Hill is 43 years old and Heidi is 23 OMG if someone said I looked like a 43 year old women at 23 I would have decked them in the mouth.

Even if you are just talking about looks here it's no compliment.

Does she look older than 23? Yes. Does she look 40? No.

[grlNIN]

She looked like a mixture between Chloe Sevigny and Mélanie Laurent before she got any plastic surgery done.

Now she looks like an android.

[fezident]

That is no compliment Faith Hill is 43 years old and Heidi is 23 OMG if someone said I looked like a 43 year old women at 23 I would have decked them in the mouth.

Even if you are just talking about looks here it's no compliment.

Very true.
To be fair though... when I envision Faith Hill, it's from "Breathe". I don't know how old she was at that time but, you're right... she was probably still older than Heidi is now.

[cougarjake13]

i'd fuck the shit outta either one but i like the before one just a lil better

[hanso]

She should have one more fat injection.
She just needs to call me at home.

[pennington]

i'd fuck the shit outta either one but i like the before one just a lil better

I agree. But who am I kidding? I would do the same to the original girl-next-door version too.

[Mitch&Murray]

May be a stupid question BUT
Who the fuck is she before or after? No idea

[pennington]

May be a stupid question BUT
Who the fuck is she before or after? No idea

Don't feel bad, she's one of those pop culture people. Here's her Wikipedia page (it won't take you long to read it):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidi_Montag

[ScottFromGA]

shes appeared as herself in 12 episodes of 3 different shows. 6 in one, 5 in another and 1 with some show I've never heard of.


I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate Hollywood.

[Furtherman]

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[KC2OSO]

If the one on the far left is pre-any plastic surgery, she actually is somewhat has a cute girl next door sort of look.

Now she just looks fucked up and fake as shit and I hate her with a passion.
Agree. America likes fake plastic stuff (or so we're told) though so I guess she's headed in the right direction. :thumbdown:

[strawberrypop]

She's getting bigger implants, but no doctor in this country will do them for her.

Heidi has already said she’d like her DD breasts increased to size H for “Heidi”. But after radio host Ryan Seacrest made a comment, it sent Heidi over the edge.

“When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him,” Spencer said.

Ryan was just making conversation and trying to calm Heidi’s pre-show jitters, but Heidi took his comment to mean her breasts still aren’t large enough.

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/Heidi-Montag-bikini-photos2.jpg
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/Heidi-montag-photos1.jpg

Not attractive.

[Tenbatsuzen]

She's getting bigger implants, but no doctor in this country will do them for her.




Not entirely true. She can go bigger; but there's a limit on the size of implants American doctors can do. It's a FDA thing or something. She could go to Europe or South America and go super-huge easily.

[Midkiff]

she sure did fuck her face up

[Chigworthy]

I don't understand anyone thinking that her surgery looks good. It's hideous. At least self-important psychopaths are making themselves obvious to the normal people with their self-mutilation; that way we can avoid them in real life.