He may be mutated and dead but boy, could that guy grip a basketball

[Tall_James]

Mutated Human Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island (http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-human-body-found-plum-island%2C0%2C5592896.story)

[brettmojo]

Aliens.

[sailor]

random dead person (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68223) if ever there was one.

[A.J.]

Mutated Human Body With 'Very Long' Fingers Discovered On Plum Island (http://www.wpix.com/news/local/wpix-human-body-found-plum-island%2C0%2C5592896.story)

That's where they were going to send Hannibal Lecter. Hmmmmm.

[midwestjeff]

The head scientist in the development of this mutant
has finally released an official statement on the death;











"Sorry ladies."

[DarkHippie]

he was very popular in Junior High

[FUNKMAN]

could pick his nose and scratch the back of his head at the same time

while masturbating

[sr71blackbird]

He could get the last gerkin out of the pickle jar



http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/onionsaregross/17.jpg

[Chigworthy]

He could get the last gerkin out of the pickle jar



http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/onionsaregross/17.jpg

Who the hell keeps gherkins in a pickle jar?

[jauble]

I like the multiple spellings of the island's name. You'd think for an article that short someone may gloss it over.

PLUM ISLAND, N.Y. (WPIX) - An alleged mutated human body washed ashore on Plumb Island

[sr71blackbird]

I made the mistake of google image searching "long fingers and toes" ::::shudder:::

[Chigworthy]

I made the mistake of google image searching "long fingers and toes" ::::shudder:::

mistake, or bookmarks?

[Judge Smails]

During an afternoon press conference, Plum Island's chief scientist (pictured seated next to the island's PR Director) assured gathered press that this was an isolated incident and in no way connected to the ongoing research on the island.

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/MB_ndr_moreau.jpg