What did Fez do?

[Crispy123]

Apparently Fez did something over the break during a drunken night of revelry in his old stomping grounds of St Pete with some old buddies of his. There have been vague references to downhill skiing but as any idiot can figure out that was just a metaphor for something that has left Fez with a sense of shame and confusion. Let the speculation begin!

I for one see that Fez is a millionare superstar of radio and a comic genius, he obviously has hangers-on that will try to push him to the limits of depravity for their own sick twisted perverse ideas of fun. Im thinking that he and about 5 guys picked up some St Pete skanks, a half a Key, a supersized stack of trojans and ran a train on these bitches.

Now Fez feels ashamed but a buddy that was with him that night said don't worry about it. Fez probably went for the money shot on said skanks face and probably sprayed down one of his friends with jizz maybe even slapped helmets with another guy. As sick as this may be Fez needs to let it go and get back to slaying whores and being funny on the radio.

Anybody else have a clue what went down? Maybe some show"insiders" like Mikeyboy or Hammersavage?

[jimmyolsenblues]

i think this one where the average listener will never know...but insiders will learn and not say...I assume..
Fez was in florida...got drunk ...hit on straight guy...nuff said...

[Serpico1103]

Fez flirted with a straight guy who is a brother or friend of one of Fez's old Florida friends.

Speculate. Speculate.

[opie's twisted balls]

He kissed a girl.

[SinA]

he fell off the wagon, locked himself in a motel room and went on a three-day lettuce wrap and mint julep bender

[disneyspy]

he went to ybor city,partied like a satelite radio star and woke up with a bedful of hooters chicks in a strange hotel room,couldnt find his clothes and ended up hitch hiking home wearing a sheet

[The Nature Boy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lhMWaenCg&feature=related

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lhMWaenCg&feature=related

:laugh:

[hammersavage]

being an insider, Ronnie texted me. But I can't share yet

[realmenhatelife]

Fez got shit faced, saw The Blind Side, and loved it.

[TheOriginalGodzilla]

Fez got drunk, made some bad drunk phonecalls, and now owns part of the Miami Dolphins...

[Willmore]

He kissed a girl.

and he liked it.

[lleeder]

maybe even slapped helmets with another guy

http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071110/071110_helmethit_hmed_1p.hmedium.jpg

[yojimbo7248]

being an insider, Ronnie texted me. But I can't share yet


I bet Ron lets you read his blog, too

[yojimbo7248]

I believe Tracey Ullman, Fez is straight. I bet he ended up in bed with a woman and said something abusive to her. I think Fez's animosity toward women comes from deep down being attracted to them but feeling rejected. The big secret is Fez is straight

[boobieman]

The big secret is Fez is straight

:ohmy:

SSEYAA

[boobieman]

I think I know it..Fez was in a sauna in Florida, he decided to start to crank it and well some guy from NY walked in....

SSSYEYAYAAAAA

[opie's twisted balls]

The big secret is Fez is straight
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[boobieman]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

and again....:ohmy:

SSEYAAAAA

[Crispy123]

being an insider, Ronnie texted me. But I can't share yet

i knew it!

[nate1000]

being an insider, Ronnie texted me. But I can't share yet

Ok, Mr. Late-to-the-game. Too bad he posted the whole story to his blog 2 days ago.

[Meataball23]

he fell off the wagon, locked himself in a motel room and went on a three-day lettuce wrap and mint julep bender

Sounds like an awesome time

Fez got shit faced, saw The Blind Side, and loved it.

This would be hysterical

I believe Tracey Ullman, Fez is straight. I bet he ended up in bed with a woman and said something abusive to her. I think Fez's animosity toward women comes from deep down being attracted to them but feeling rejected. The big secret is Fez is straight


And this nailed it!!!

Well played gents

[Serpico1103]

I believe Tracey Ullman, Fez is straight. I bet he ended up in bed with a woman and said something abusive to her. I think Fez's animosity toward women comes from deep down being attracted to them but feeling rejected. The big secret is Fez is straight

I believe Tracey Ullman, Fez is gay. I bet he ended up in bed with himself and thought something abusive about himself. I think Fez's animosity toward himself comes from deep down feeling unattractive and rejected. The big secret is Fez is gay.

[Suspect Chin]

I think Fez flirting with a guy is something he should be proud, not ashamed of, if he truly wants to ski that route. Maybe it didn't work out, but at least it was a step towards a relationship. He'll never get anywhere doing nothing.

[opie's twisted balls]

The big secret is Fez is gay.
Oh literal serpico

[bobrobot]

He shot ping pong balls outta his ass @ The Pinellas Park Pub!!!

http://www.skyrocketonlinemarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mr_ping_pong_ball-239x300.jpg