VERSUS TIME!!! Who Will Win?

[The Game]

Okay people, you decide who wins these epic battles:

Incredible Hulk vs. Doomsday
Wolverine vs. Batman
Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse
Daffy Duck vs. Donald Duck
Starscream vs. Cobra Commander

and the Main Event:
Michael Jackson vs. Prince

who are your picks???



Que?!

[IkeaBoy]

hulk
wolverine
bunny
donald


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[Hosp]

Okay:

Doomsday, because through years of cloning and conditioning he developed the ability to "adapt" after a loss or "death" and be able to come back and he wouldn't be able to be defeated the same way twice. SO even if Hulk beat him the first time, Doomsday would kill him in the end.
Even though Batman is just a good matial artist in tights with a lot of weapons and a really powerful computer, Wolverine is pretty much pure Id and if he gets riled up wold lose focus. Even with the Adamentium skeleton and healing ability, I see Batman outsmarting him and getting the win.
Disney characters are pussies and Warner Brothers characters tend to carry weapons and dynamite. Bugs and Daffy in a no contest.
Both are cowards, but Starscream is a giant transforming Robot/Jet. If it's a one on one fight, Cobra Commander doesn't stand a chance.
Draw, they would just enjoy the touch of another man and run off giggling. But since I once saw Prince's ass in those holes in the purple leather pants, I would say MJ's the top and Prince is the bottom.


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[Sheeplovr]

PRINCE the purple one himself no matter what u say he is a jve mofo and he knows how to treat the ladies PURPLE RAIN RULES

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[Hosp]

Sheepie, I never said he wasn't cool, I just said it looks like he takes it in the ass. And it's not like there is anything wrong with that...

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[Icebox]

Hulk
Wolverine
I'll take the wabbit over the mouse. (Bugs is more clever than Mickey.)
Donald over Daffy (They both have speech impediments and both were teased their whole lives and besides Daffy is a little beatch anyway.)
Cobra
Prince(He made be short but he's got that whole Napolean complex going for him; besides, Mike would worry he would mess up that plastic surgey of his.)

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[The Game]

Great in-depth stats on all the matches.
I wonder if we'll see an Al Dukes vs. Opie?

Now can you Dig that!!!
Sucka!!!

[Hosp]

According to R&F, AL can't take a slap let alone a punch. ALthough Opie isn't that big he has the "psycho factor" and it's obvious Al brings it out in him. I see Opie throwing the phone bank at Al's head in a violent display. And Al dying with a smile on his face and a stain in the front of his draws because Opie actually took the time to notice him.

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[The Game]

Now thats funny!

Now can you Dig that!!!
Sucka!!!

[Jennitalia]

bugs and daffy would win
if prince and michael jackson were to rumble, michael would start to dance around, grab his crotch and screach about how bad he is. which would give prince plenty of opportunity to kick his ass


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[Se7en]

Hulk vs. Doomsday: Depends upon which Hulk. If you want classic, savage Hulk, I say he wins. Because the madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets! Hulk smash puny Doomsday!

Batman vs. Wolverine: Wolverine's tough, but Batman knows this, and he's a hell of a lot smarter. Bats wins.

Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse: Hosp is right, the Looney Tunes characters are badasses. Bugs, in particular, is a sadistic fuck. Mickey's a red stain on the wall by the 3rd round.

Daffy vs. Donald: Donald is tougher than the other Disney goons (well....I like to think so). But Daffy is insane, so he wins.

Starscream vs. Cobra Commander: Much as I like Cobra Commander, he was always a bit of a loser. The man let himself become Serpentor's bitch! Starscream's a coward, but he wins, on size and firepower alone.

Prince vs. Michael: By far, the gayest battle ever. I'm picking Prince, because I dig Purple Rain. Testify, brother sheepy!

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[The Game]

LOL!!! Love the "Mickey will be a red stain on the wall by the 3rd round" line.
How about this one:
Stalker Patty vs. Joe Poo

Now can you Dig that!!!
Sucka!!!

[Hosp]

Joe Poo. No explanation needed.

Serpentor turned Cobra Commander into a snake and he just moped around all depressed. Loser.

And those of you who never read the follow up stuff on Doomsday after "The Death of Superman" have no clue how much of a monster he is. When Krypton was a savage land, a group of scientist would take an infant, leave him in the wild to die whether it be enviromental or animal, scrape up what was left, clone it, and do it all over again the next day. They wanted to speed up evolution. The thing was, Doomsday had a single conciousness. He remembered every single "death". The experiments went on for decades, he died thousands of deaths, but he was never able to be killed the same way twice. The level he was at at the time of his first battles with Superman, he didn't even die anymore, it's more that he would be in a coma while his boy healed and adapted from his last defeat. Doomsday would never lose to Hulk in thelong run.

Can you tell I'm bored? When do The Simpsons start?



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[Doogie]

Hulk
Wolverine...he eat the a**hole of that caped pussy
Bugs Bunny...Mickey is no match
Donald...his temper would boil and he would go medievel on Daffy
Cobra Commander...he always emerged from ANY situation

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[Doogie]

The man let himself become Serpentor's bitch!

Yes, but in the end Cobra Commander is the one that did emerge alive and rebuilt Cobra behind the scenes while Serpentor was running his section into the ground...

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