Marry a Sheep?

[nickeye]

1971. Year of the Boar, baby. Here's what the "Feng Shui Consultancy" has to say to me:

Nobel and chivalrous. Your friends will be life long, yet you are prone to marital strife. You should avoid other Boars. Marry a Rabbit or a Sheep.

Oh, my. <a href=http://www.thefengshuiconsultancy.co.uk/zodiac/zodiac.htm>(Here's the link)</a>

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[IkeaBoy]

that means someone born in the year of the sheep or the year of the rabbit

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[JerryTaker]

marry a sheep? ewe!!!

yeah, it's stupid, but I'm drunk...

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[Gaia]

Snake
1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013

You are wise and intense with a tendency towards physical beauty, vain and high tempered. The Boar is your enemy. The Rooster and Ox are your best signs

Most of that isn't true...those f'n liars! Well, I do have a "high temper"
Great! I get the two most unatractive choices...I dont like cock's or Ox...that rhymes!


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[Bron Yur Stomp]

What about Meryl Streep?

Sneezing, the underated orgasm.

[Gwen]

Rooster
1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017

A pioneer in spirit, you are devoted to work and quest after knowledge. You are selfish and eccentric. Rabbits are trouble for you. Snakes and Ox are fine.


Y'know generally I belive in this zodiac crap (even fortune cookies!) because the descriptions they give of cancer describe me to a T, but this is very off base for me. Besides I like it better when you go to chinese restaurants and they have the placemats about this. They always call it the cock instead of the rooster, and then I laugh.

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[GvacNoMore]

Horse

1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014

Popular and attractive to the opposite sex, you are often ostentatious and impatient. You need people. Marry a Tiger or a Dog early, but never a Rat.

Holy Toledo! This stuff is dead on! Who knew?


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[Zipgun]

I was also born in 71, but I always figured saying "year of the pig" was much more fitting.

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[poop tosser]

I see that I have found the beastiality part of the board.;) If you need to know, I'm a horse with lots of poop.;)

LET'S GO RANGERS

[nickeye]

I always figured saying "year of the pig" was much more fitting.I was actually anticipating a "Year of the Bore" joke.

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[Icebox]

I think I'm the Year of the Rat. Gimme da cheese ,gimme da cheeeese!!!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

marry a sheep? ewe!!!


I'm not drunk and I find that rather clever!

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[Sheeplovr]

I thought this was goign to be about me

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[impactplayer2k1]

i'm a snake but i tend not to go with what that says. I like to make my own future & decide who i'm compatible with.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm a sheep. BAAAAAAAAH!

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[Jennitalia]

I'm an ox...

Bright, patient and inspiring to others, you can be happy by yourself, yet make an outstanding parent. Marry a Snake or a Rooster. The Sheep will bring you trouble

I have to marry a Rooster...no wonder i've always been a fan of the cock ;)


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[Sheeplovr]

I have to marry a Rooster...no wonder i've always been a fan of the cock

LOVES THE COCK

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[JustJon]

Tiger
1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010

Tiger people are aggressive, courageous, candid and sensitive. Look to the Horse and the Dog for your happiness. But beware of the Monkey.

Then again, I knew this. I carry the chinese symbol for the tiger on my keychain.

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[Sheeplovr]

how come there no yeah of the bullweevil

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[Dan]

I once got kicked out of a Hockey Game for chanting: "The Ref Fucks Sheep!"

What was the topic again?

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[Sheeplovr]

were u playing hockey or suck watching it

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[JustJon]

Dan, would that be Cornell Hockey? I went to one of their games once and the fans were vicious. It was great.


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