KID ONE LINERS

[Captain Rooster]

Pull my finger

I know you are but what am I

Whoever smelt it dealt it..

I was always in search of the best one liner as a kid :)

Is "smelt" even a word? ;)

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The voices say HI :)

[Arienette]

"i'm rubber, you're glue" is a classic

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the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Poison Ivy]

sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me :p

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[legroommusic]

cheater cheater pumpkin eater? what's that all about?

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Rich done this here pic. thanx
i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name. At least these guys'll take me.

[Captain Rooster]

COOTIES!!!!

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The voices say HI :)

[GvacNoMore]

Is "smelt" even a word?


smelt3 (sm <http://cache.dictionary.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ebreve.gif> lt)
v.

A past tense and a past participle of smell.


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[Captain Rooster]

smelt3


WOW!! and a 3!!
Very wild, the 'ole English language.

thanks gmannomore :)

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The voices say HI :)

[impactplayer2k1]

I dont make monkeys, i only train them.

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[IkeaBoy]

"He touched me in my bathing suit area"

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[jamesdiggy]

Jinx!

Cake or Death? Uh, I'll have the cake please.

[ag]

doody head!

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THANKS A MILLION WWFALLON

***HUGS & KISSES TO INGRRRL***

[Icebox]

FARTFACE!

[FUNKMAN]

whoever denied it, supplied it

while we're still young

what the?

keep in touch with yourself

that's what she said



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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 1-27-02 @ 5:36 PM

[impactplayer2k1]

buttmunch & turdburgler

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[Arienette]

liar liar pants on fire

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the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Poison Ivy]

No backsies

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[Sheeplovr]

CORN IN YA BUNS

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[MANdrew]

saftey vs. doorknob: a classic battle of post-flatulence quickness

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[Captain Rooster]

whoever denied it, supplied it


One of my all time favorites!!!

scary...I still use most of these lines!

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The voices say HI :)

[The Blowhard]

"I call you out".
"Your Mother".
"You rot"(old one).

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[Captain Rooster]

"YOU...and what army!"


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The voices say HI :)

[FUNKMAN]

do me!
bite me!
take a hike!
take a powder!
scratch your ass!
yeah, some people maybe!
well excuse me!
your mothers uncle!
my aunt tillie!



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[THERAVEN]

He's not a pitcher, he's a belly itcher....Oh Yeah...We were tough in my neighborhood...LOL:)

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WWFallon is my hero. Great Job!!!

[Icebox]

you suck!

[Poison Ivy]

bite me!

and
you suck


I still use these! hehe

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[The Blowhard]

Old one: You buy your clothes at Robert Hall? Robert throws them out and your mother hauls them in!


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[Tall_James]

Dickweed.

Sometimes the simplest are the most classic.

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[jafter]

You owe me a beer.

I spy a ______

Oh yeah well my (brother, father, uncle) can beat up your (brother, father, uncle).

If my dog had a face like yours. I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

NOT IT.

Shot gun.

and the famous

Last one in is a rotten egg.


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[Poison Ivy]

PUNCHBUGGY!!!!

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[Doogie]

The ultimate kid one liner...Hineyhole!!

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"Ill eat your a**hole, and then fill it with Kong cream"
Thank you Fallon for the sig...

[Snackboy]

Sissy!
Square!


Time to make the donuts!

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

You ain't the boss of me!!!!

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[Excomunicated Reeshy]

I'm telling Ma!!!!

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[CovDiesel]

I always used, "Eat my ass you monkey fucker."

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[jafter]

touching on a few that have been said already.

I know you are but what am I!!!
After being said a 100 times you finally say "INFINITY"

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.



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[radio junkie]

If someone stepped in dogg poop or had a boogie wiped on them you would yell "Injex.."(then you cross your fingers) "you got the cooties". As long as someone had their fingers crossed, your protected from the dasterdly cooties no matter how many times the kid tried to give them to you. And for further protection you said "Injex for life without holding..penicilan".

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[FUNKMAN]

your mother wears combat boots...

jerkoff...

ahole...

what are you digging for gold...

slow as shit...



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