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KnoxHarrington
02-13-2010, 06:53 PM
Jesus, Kevin, hit a treadmill or something

Film producer and director Kevin Smith was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Los Angeles after crew members determined that he was too overweight and insisted he would have to purchase two seats instead of one in order to fly.

I knew he was getting pretty damn hefty from what I've seen lately, but he must be turning into a real slob.

By the way, didn't Jim Norton do a bit praising Southwest Airlines for this policy?

http://cbs5.com/entertainment/director.kevin.smith.2.1493677.html

K.C.
02-13-2010, 06:57 PM
Wow...he talked about how much pot he smokes each day last time he was on O&A...he must just be inhaling food at this point.

underdog
02-13-2010, 06:58 PM
http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-11/2051Clipboard01.jpg

WHY THE FUCK IS HE FLYING STANDBY?!

By a fucking first class ticket, you fat fuck.

disneyspy
02-13-2010, 07:00 PM
i heard his next movie is called CHASING HAMY

brettmojo
02-13-2010, 07:03 PM
i heard his next movie is called CHASING HAMY
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee103/brettmojo/FBA/startrekfacepalm.gif

sailor
02-13-2010, 07:04 PM
that's the type of shit you might want to keep quiet about if it happens to you.

Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2010, 07:08 PM
that's the type of shit you might want to keep quiet about if it happens to you.

Or at the very least, realize you have a problem and not blame the airline.

Tenbatsuzen
02-13-2010, 07:11 PM
This will be awesome once Consumerist gets a hold of the story.

Or this could just be Cop Out publicity.

underdog
02-13-2010, 07:11 PM
He's flying standby. This should be a bigger problem to everyone.

He's flying STANDBY. ON SOUTHWEST.

Is he broke? What the fuck is he doing?

Chigworthy
02-13-2010, 07:18 PM
http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-11/2051Clipboard01.jpg

WHY THE FUCK IS HE FLYING STANDBY?!

By a fucking first class ticket, you fat fuck.

How is Twitter so popular? I can't understand anything about it.

sailor
02-13-2010, 07:26 PM
How is Twitter so popular? I can't understand anything about it.

i completely don't get all the @'s and #'s.

Chigworthy
02-13-2010, 07:28 PM
i completely don't get all the @'s and #'s.

I feel like one of the old people in those hack jokes about the blinking 12:00 on a VCR.

K.C.
02-13-2010, 07:28 PM
http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-11/2051Clipboard01.jpg

WHY THE FUCK IS HE FLYING STANDBY?!

By a fucking first class ticket, you fat fuck.

Second in douchiness of the meltdown, only to Fred Brooklyn vs. 202friends.

sailor
02-13-2010, 07:36 PM
also, anyone think maybe suzanne "agreed" just to shut him up?

hanso
02-13-2010, 10:27 PM
Via @misskubelik "do you know about the other times @SouthwestAir has been sued for doing this same thing" I want nothing from these people.
ThatKevinSmith - twitter.com - 26 minutes ago

hanso
02-13-2010, 10:30 PM
By the way, didn't Jim Norton do a bit praising Southwest Airlines for this policy?

http://cbs5.com/entertainment/director.kevin.smith.2.1493677.html

This keeps Yimmy out of the next movie/film?

TheGameHHH
02-13-2010, 10:35 PM
here's him on the next flight, he doesnt look that fat....

http://twitpic.com/1340gw

Enabler
02-13-2010, 11:12 PM
In defense of fattys...if you can fit you can fly. Southwest is the only airline I ever hear about that does this. I agree that Kevin Smith should be flying in a large first class seat. But his "every man" gimmick actually isnt a gimmick. Flying coach standby isnt a sin for normal people. Fuck Southwest.

And I dont get the @ or # shit on twitter either.

Pestz4Evah
02-14-2010, 01:02 AM
By the way, didn't Jim Norton do a bit praising Southwest Airlines for this policy?

This keeps Yimmy out of the next movie/film?

http://www.sendspace.com/file/27cefm

MikeB
02-14-2010, 01:06 AM
Gene Simmons
Ozzy
Jay Leno
John Mayer
and now Kevin Smith... All people Jimmy will defend no matter what.

sailor
02-14-2010, 03:57 AM
here's him on the next flight, he doesnt look that fat....

http://twitpic.com/1340gw

"go for the juggler" ugh.

K.C.
02-14-2010, 04:44 AM
All I'll say is Southwest is a fantastic airline every time I fly it...probably because there's no fat people hanging over their seat into my space.

Melk
02-14-2010, 04:56 AM
All I'll say is Southwest is a fantastic airline every time I fly it...probably because there's no fat people hanging over their seat into my space.
I am rather paranoid about Southwest since my pilot friends told me that the Southwest fleet is nothing but grounded Delta planes.

pennington
02-14-2010, 05:05 AM
I'm a fan of Kevin Smith's work but pot, food and his bowel movements seem to be the main topics when he's interviewed. Anyway, having been stuck next to overweight people on planes, I applaud Southwest's policy.

Ritalin
02-14-2010, 05:38 AM
I had to take a flight last summer, stuck in the middle seat, next to a woman who was so fat she literally couldn't physically keep her arm fat from resting on me. Why a woman like that would go sleeveless is a mystery, but she did, and I had to fly 3 hours with her dimpled sweaty backarm fat on me.

Looking back, I should have just thrown up on her.

hanso
02-14-2010, 06:19 AM
I am rather paranoid about Southwest since my pilot friends told me that the Southwest fleet is nothing but grounded Delta planes.

Off the top of my head. I would say that Delta has had far more Incidents /accidents/crashes. Then Southwest.

I could not find the stats with a search however.

Brad_Rush
02-14-2010, 07:44 AM
I agree with the sentiment in this thread. While I enjoy Kevin Smith's work and think he is an interesting person to hear talk, it sucks being jammed into a seat next to someone who is overflowing into your personal space. If it was Kevin Smith next to me I probably wouldn't mind it as much just to have the story to tell, but most times it is just very uncomfortable and makes the flight nearly unbearable.

However, if there were extra seats available as he said in one of his tweets they should have just let it go and not tried to charge him double. Is it really worth the extra $$ you get for that seat to risk offending someone and making them never be a customer again as I am sure Kevin Smith won't be?

FezsAssistant
02-14-2010, 07:50 AM
Are we talking about Kevin Smith or Ron Bennington???

epo
02-14-2010, 07:53 AM
This keeps Yimmy out of the next movie/film?

Kevin Smith is pure movies. His diet of dick jokes and weak storylines do not constitute a film.

Doctor Z
02-14-2010, 07:57 AM
My understanding is that it wasn't him who was too fat for the seat, but some fat chick on the flight, and he chose to defend her. Perhaps I misread the tweets. Either way, obese people on flights fucking suck. Lose weight or buy two seats. I'm not paying $150 for my flight so I can spend 5 hours with your sweaty waistline leaking onto my elbow room.

Chigworthy
02-14-2010, 08:08 AM
Perhaps I misread the tweets.

There's no way not to misread them. How does this make any sense:

Via @misskubelik "do you know about the other times @SouthwestAir has been sued for doing this same thing" I want nothing from these people.
ThatKevinSmith - twitter.com - 26 minutes ago

underdog
02-14-2010, 08:20 AM
HE'S FLYING STANDBY ON SOUTHWEST!

This would be like if he got caught eating out of a dumpster behind a restaurant, and people only paid attention to the food he was eating, not the fact that he was eating out of a fucking dumpster.

Him being fat and thrown off a flight should be a distant second in this story. WHY IS HE FLYING STANDBY ON SOUTHWEST?! Was the Greyhound overbooked?

lleeder
02-14-2010, 08:22 AM
HE'S FLYING STANDBY ON SOUTHWEST!

This would be like if he got caught eating out of a dumpster behind a restaurant, and people only paid attention to the food he was eating, not the fact that he was eating out of a fucking dumpster.

Him being fat and thrown off a flight should be a distant second in this story. WHY IS HE FLYING STANDBY ON SOUTHWEST?! Was the Greyhound overbooked?

You're forgetting that bags fly free on southwest.

sailor
02-14-2010, 08:40 AM
Are we talking about Kevin Smith or Ron Bennington???

seems clear we're talking kev smith.

FezsAssistant
02-14-2010, 08:56 AM
seems clear we're talking kev smith.

Ron is fat, too.

EliSnow
02-14-2010, 09:10 AM
Ron is fat, too.

Knock off the trolling.

thepaulo
02-14-2010, 10:08 AM
I feel like one of the old people in those hack jokes about the blinking 12:00 on a VCR.

Seriously, I hate the blinking 12:00 How do I make it stop?

disneyspy
02-14-2010, 10:17 AM
Seriously, I hate the blinking 12:00 How do I make it stop?

UNPLUG IT!

pennington
02-14-2010, 02:34 PM
Kevin Smith's travails have made it to the New York Post:

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/clerks_director_kevin_smith_plane_X5tPnewEM1z4WWzx Jnu4GL

mikeyboy
02-14-2010, 02:47 PM
Anyone want to bet that Smith's next speaking tour will be titled "Too Fat to Fly"?

Also, no one has made a "Fly, Fat Ass, fly" joke?

epo
02-14-2010, 03:10 PM
Kevin Smith's travails have made it to the New York Post:

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/clerks_director_kevin_smith_plane_X5tPnewEM1z4WWzx Jnu4GL

His attention whoring on Twitter is really kind of pathetic.

Do me a favor Kevin; make a good fucking movie for a change....then bitch about Southwest.

pennington
02-14-2010, 03:17 PM
Do me a favor Kevin; make a good fucking movie for a change....then bitch about Southwest.

Your prayers have been answered:

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/01/19/copout-poster.jpg

underdog
02-14-2010, 03:24 PM
Do me a favor Kevin; make a good fucking movie for a change....then bitch about Southwest.

You know who doesn't bitch about Southwest? Every other popular director. Do you know why? Because they're not broke.

Contra
02-15-2010, 06:43 AM
He flys southwest because he's not part of the establishment maaaaaan!

Perrynoid On Demand
02-15-2010, 06:47 AM
Director Kevin Smith, was escorted off a Southwest Airlines plane (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/02/southwest-offers-kevin-smith-heartfelt-apologies/1)

Hottub
02-15-2010, 06:49 AM
Director Kevin Smith, was escorted off a Southwest Airlines plane (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/02/southwest-offers-kevin-smith-heartfelt-apologies/1)

Was he?

Chigworthy
02-15-2010, 06:50 AM
Your prayers have been answered:

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/01/19/copout-poster.jpg

Tracy Morgan is soooo funny! The look on his face is like "I can't believe they gave me this badge!" He's so unlikely as a cop, but that's what makes it funny. OMG, I bet the lolz will be flying when I see this!!!! I hope there's some black/white tension between the two leads, because that is always a good place to make jokes from.

CountryBob
02-15-2010, 07:27 AM
Unless they ban fat people from flying - this is a problem for everybody. I am fat and I hate to fly because of the small seats and inconveniencing the passengers around me. I can barely get the seatbelt to click - and even though I am fat my shoulders are too broad to not interfere with the people beside me.

I dont blame anybody but me for being a little overweight but just realize that somebody that is too big for the seat and spills over onto the person sitting beside them is not happy about it - the damn seats should be bigger anyway!

jimmyolsenblues
02-15-2010, 07:35 AM
I recommend everyone listening to what really happened from kevin himself
http://smodcast.com/

What made kevin the maddest was not they took him off the plane..
after they put him on another plane and there was a woman in his row with an empty seat they pulled aside to tell next time lady buy 2 tickets...

what he is really mad at is how they treated this nice lady.

Aggie
02-15-2010, 08:09 AM
In defense of fattys...if you can fit you can fly. Southwest is the only airline I ever hear about that does this. .

http://www.smartertravel.com/travel-advice/some-airlines-may-make-obese-passengers-buy-two-seats.html?id=2644439

Here's a look at how a few different airlines deal with the "customer of size:"

Southwest: Passengers should plan on purchasing an extra seat or risk being asked to do so at the airport by staff. If the flight is not sold out, the passenger may claim a refund.

American: Passengers over 250 pounds should recognize that there may be limitations to the service that the airline can provide. However, it does not require that you purchase an extra seat automatically.

United: No policy whatsoever.

Midwest: Like Southwest, passengers are encouraged to know their needs in advance. If staff determine that two seats are required, the seat will be sold at the lowest possible fare, with a refund available if there is one or more open seats on the flight.

Air France: Passengers with "high body mass" may receive a 25 percent discount on an extra seat, knowing that if they choose to not buy the seat, they may risk not being able to fly.

JetBlue: You are required to buy a second seat, and there are no refunds.

Delta: The airline "works to accommodate" passengers with special needs. Upon request and availability, it will try to make sure the next seat is unoccupied. However, if the plane is full, you will most likely be asked to leave the flight and buy a second seat on the next available flight. (You can actually count on this being a fairly typical practice on most airlines.)

TheGameHHH
02-15-2010, 08:27 AM
its odd that 3/4 of you have absolutely no idea what went on in this situation, take the time to read and listen. this story will make much more sense.

Enabler
02-15-2010, 11:14 AM
http://www.smartertravel.com/travel-advice/some-airlines-may-make-obese-passengers-buy-two-seats.html?id=2644439

Fair enough, Aggie. But whenever this story pops up its usually a Southwest flight. At least thats all Ive noticed. I usually only fly Continental if at all possible.

JDE
02-15-2010, 12:13 PM
its odd that 3/4 of you have absolutely no idea what went on in this situation, take the time to read and listen. this story will make much more sense.

The amount of fucking assholes in this world never ceases to amaze me.

All the morons in this post who just spout their shit without knowing what the fuck they are talking about would be funny if they had any comic talents, but you all fail at that like you probably fail at life, unlike Kevin Smith.

Here is a fucking clue idiots in this post when you are going to attack someone for being broke or too fat to sit in a seat, have some fucking idea of what the truth is, or at least if you think you are Ron, make it at least some what funny.

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 12:17 PM
The amount of fucking assholes in this world never ceases to amaze me.

All the morons in this post who just spout their shit without knowing what the fuck they are talking about would be funny if they had any comic talents, but you all fail at that like you probably fail at life, unlike Kevin Smith.

Here is a fucking clue idiots in this post when you are going to attack someone for being broke or too fat to sit in a seat, have some fucking idea of what the truth is, or at least if you think you are Ron, make it at least some what funny.

its a thread,when you say post you are calling yourself an idiot,just trying to be helpful

epo
02-15-2010, 12:33 PM
Reading Kevin Smith's twitter is just mind-numbingly stupid. Its obvious that he's doing this whole fucking thing for attention now.

At this point, he's no better than one of the tabloid kids.

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 12:34 PM
Reading Kevin Smith's twitter is just mind-numbingly stupid. Its obvious that he's doing this whole fucking thing for attention now.

At this point, he's no better than one of the tabloid kids.

i find the TMZ staff to be really douchey

Aggie
02-15-2010, 12:55 PM
Fair enough, Aggie. But whenever this story pops up its usually a Southwest flight. At least thats all Ive noticed. I usually only fly Continental if at all possible.

yeah, whenever i here about that it's either southwest or a european airline. i fly southwest a lot being in texas because it's really convenient going between dallas/houston/austin/san antonio.

underdog
02-15-2010, 12:56 PM
At this point, he's no better than one of the tabloid kids.

Except that they fly First Class and he flies standby on Greyhound of the Skies.

JDE
02-15-2010, 12:57 PM
its a thread,when you say post you are calling yourself an idiot,just trying to be helpful

Thank you spy, yes I am an idiot as well, generally, and specifically in this case for calling this thread a post in my own post, in which I called everyone an idiot.

underdog
02-15-2010, 12:57 PM
Here is a fucking clue idiots in this post when you are going to attack someone for being broke or too fat to sit in a seat, have some fucking idea of what the truth is, or at least if you think you are Ron, make it at least some what funny.

Why was he flying standby on Southwest?

Dude!
02-15-2010, 12:58 PM
Except that they fly First Class and he flies standby on Greyhound of the Skies.

fat people should travel
on flat-bed trucks only

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 12:59 PM
Thank you spy, yes I am an idiot as well, generally, and specifically in this case for calling this thread a post in my own post, in which I called everyone an idiot.

did you like my CHASING HAMY joke?

JDE
02-15-2010, 01:05 PM
Why was he flying standby on Southwest?

Because he wanted to get home to his family, and his local airport(Burbank) is one he prefers for comfort and locallity to his home. He flew the same day to SF to do a live Smod Cast with his gay bear friend who was on O&A with him, with a bunch of other bears in the audience. He was on standby trying to get an earlier flight home, what a pathetic excuse for a human being, wanting to get home to his wife and kid earlier.

Poor Bastard.

JDE
02-15-2010, 01:06 PM
did you like my CHASING HAMY joke?

At least you were aiming low, I think Kevin would appreciate that too.

angrymissy
02-15-2010, 01:12 PM
I despise Southwest but as someone else said, they are sometimes the most convenient airline to fly if you are flying out of or to a smaller airport... the local Long Island airport only has Southwest, and I'll fly it on a shorter trip because it's so easy to get in an out of that airport vs. JFK or LGA. That's probably why he was flying on SW.

I also despise sitting next to fat people on planes. If you're fat enough to spill into the next seat, sorry, you should have to buy 2 tickets. I don't think you should get a discount on the 2nd ticket either, unless they want to give me a discount for buying 2 seats next to each other.

underdog
02-15-2010, 01:13 PM
Because he wanted to get home to his family, and his local airport(Burbank) is one he prefers for comfort and locallity to his home. He flew the same day to SF to do a live Smod Cast with his gay bear friend who was on O&A with him, with a bunch of other bears in the audience. He was on standby trying to get an earlier flight home, what a pathetic excuse for a human being, wanting to get home to his wife and kid earlier.

Poor Bastard.

I still think he's broke.

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 01:13 PM
At least you were aiming low, I think Kevin would appreciate that too.

thank you,fuck you brettmojo!

underdog
02-15-2010, 01:13 PM
fat people should travel
on flat-bed trucks only

Fat people should fly first class. Bigger seats.

JDE
02-15-2010, 01:32 PM
I still think he's broke.

That's okay, I still think you're an idiot.

JDE
02-15-2010, 01:36 PM
I despise Southwest but as someone else said, they are sometimes the most convenient airline to fly if you are flying out of or to a smaller airport... the local Long Island airport only has Southwest, and I'll fly it on a shorter trip because it's so easy to get in an out of that airport vs. JFK or LGA. That's probably why he was flying on SW.

I also despise sitting next to fat people on planes. If you're fat enough to spill into the next seat, sorry, you should have to buy 2 tickets. I don't think you should get a discount on the 2nd ticket either, unless they want to give me a discount for buying 2 seats next to each other.

What's this, a logical reply, on this thread? No way, you don't belong here Missy, go post somewhere else.


PS.He stated he often on SW buys two tickets, not because he is too fat, but because he is shy and hates interacting with people.


He also was not too fat, which if you hear the story and who else was on the flight both the one he was kicked off of, and the one he came home on, just makes it all the more fucked up.

epo
02-15-2010, 01:44 PM
Fine, Kevin Smith didn't get kicked off for being too fat. That still doesn't excuse:

1. His constant attention-seeking tweeting about the issue.

2. His god-awful shitty movies since Dogma.

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 01:45 PM
Fine, Kevin Smith didn't get kicked off for being too fat. That still doesn't excuse:

1. His constant attention-seeking tweeting about the issue.

2. His god-awful shitty movies since Dogma.

you take that back,zack and miri wasnt shitty!!

epo
02-15-2010, 01:46 PM
you take that back,zack and miri wasnt shitty!!

That's right...it wasn't shitty. It was fucking horrific.

Just stop it, Hammy!

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 01:48 PM
That's right...it wasn't shitty. It was fucking horrific.

Just stop it, Hammy!

is this post like matty fridays day and nobudday told me?

Hottub
02-15-2010, 01:48 PM
Fine, Kevin Smith didn't get kicked off for being too fat.

From the pictures I've seen, he's only a Whopper with cheese away from being kick offable.

Hottub
02-15-2010, 01:49 PM
That's right...it wasn't shitty. It was fucking horrific.

Just stop it, Hammy!

QFT.

pennington
02-15-2010, 01:57 PM
I was flipping through the channels a few minutes ago and there was a story about this on Inside Edition. It's been on just about every news show. Southwest is profusely apologizing all over the place.

Kevin Smith seems to be turning into a national spokesman for fat rights. I'm a big Smith fan, but I hope this is going to stop soon. Alas, I'll bet he'll be one of the first guests on with Jay Leno when Leno returns after the Olympics to discuss this.

Doctor Z
02-15-2010, 02:40 PM
The term "customer of size" makes me wanna murder someone.

weekapaugjz
02-15-2010, 02:46 PM
The term "customer of size" makes me wanna murder someone.

You bout a size 28?

underdog
02-15-2010, 03:33 PM
That's okay, I still think you're an idiot.

That's fair.

So did he not get kicked off the flight? I'm confused now.

disneyspy
02-15-2010, 03:47 PM
That's fair.

So did he not get kicked off the flight? I'm confused now.

maybe you should go read the 632 tweets hes posted since the HUGE INCIDENT at http://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith i mean this BIG NEWS kevin smith says so!!!

Death Metal Moe
02-15-2010, 03:55 PM
The amount of fucking assholes in this world never ceases to amaze me.

All the morons in this post who just spout their shit without knowing what the fuck they are talking about would be funny if they had any comic talents, but you all fail at that like you probably fail at life, unlike Kevin Smith.

Here is a fucking clue idiots in this post when you are going to attack someone for being broke or too fat to sit in a seat, have some fucking idea of what the truth is, or at least if you think you are Ron, make it at least some what funny.

Hi there Kevin Smith.

Chigworthy
02-15-2010, 04:48 PM
yes I am an idiot.

I miss mod quotes.

underdog
02-15-2010, 05:13 PM
maybe you should go read the 632 tweets hes posted since the HUGE INCIDENT at http://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith i mean this BIG NEWS kevin smith says so!!!

Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

CaptainBlowhole
02-15-2010, 06:31 PM
Maybe poor Kevin is looking to receive a free meal on his next few flights?

pennington
02-16-2010, 07:11 AM
According to an article in the New York Post, Kevin Smith does not accept Southwest's apology.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/director_fed_up_syAY2YA2MaFsIhxq3Ve0RJ

Honestly, I don't see how he was harmed. If he was so humiliated, why keep bringing this up? Now people who don't even know his work know he's fat.

sailor
02-16-2010, 09:19 AM
Being removed from the flight is a "harm" even without the humiliation.

TjM
02-16-2010, 09:21 AM
I like Kevin Smith.

hanso
02-16-2010, 01:38 PM
You know what could happen with flights/fatties.

I heard on K Smith's smodcast. He said he paid for 2 seats and was on stand by.

There was no open seat left. So he had to sit in a full plane.
What could start happing now (PC) .

Is when fatties pay for 2 seats/fly stand buy some slob will then get tossed off. So fattie can then have the open 2nd seat. That fattie pre paid for.

sailor
02-16-2010, 02:23 PM
You know what could happen with flights/fatties.

I heard on K Smith's smodcast. He said he paid for 2 seats and was on stand by.

There was no open seat left. So he had to sit in a full plane.
What could start happing now (PC) .

Is when fatties pay for 2 seats/fly stand buy some slob will then get tossed off. So fattie can then have the open 2nd seat. That fattie pre paid for.

what's your original language?

midwestjeff
02-16-2010, 03:49 PM
Kevin Smith seems to be turning into a national spokesman for fat rights.

Great. What's next?
Are we going to have to let fatties marry each other?

what's your original language?

Thank you.
I thought my brain was exploding.

Furtherman
02-16-2010, 04:00 PM
I bet a South Park episode where Cartman is tossed out of some place is coming up.

fezident
02-16-2010, 06:56 PM
Mallrats?
more like SkyMall Fats!

That's right. I went there.

barjockey
02-16-2010, 08:23 PM
How tall is K. Smith?

http://fans.wild.nhl.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif

opie's twisted balls
02-16-2010, 08:40 PM
The term "customer of size" makes me wanna murder someone.
Obese aviator? Flying fat-ass? Voluptuous volant? Mercurial monolith?

Are we going to have to let fatties marry each other?

Only if we sterilize them first.....don't want them making fat babies.

How tall is K. Smith?

http://fans.wild.nhl.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif
I'd guess 5'7ish



On the subject of attention whores flying SWA I miss A&E Airline :(

Chigworthy
02-16-2010, 08:48 PM
what's your original language?

I'm guessing either Esperanto, or whatever that cardboard robot spoke in The Day The Earth Stood Still.

Enabler
02-16-2010, 09:01 PM
Mallrats?
more like SkyMall Fats!

That's right. I went there.

Id see a film called SkyMall Fats. Id see it today!

Doctor Z
02-16-2010, 09:30 PM
Well, here's something I think we can ALL agree on...

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/02/16/news/photos_galleries/rio_s_samba_dancers/cropped/Brazil%20Carnival_001092950--350x600.jpg

epo
02-17-2010, 03:11 AM
Id see a film called SkyMall Fats. Id see it today!

It couldn't be worse than Clerks 2.

AKA
02-17-2010, 03:32 AM
The term "customer of size" makes me wanna murder someone.

I actually liked it when I heard someone refer to him as a "fun sized director"

AKA
02-17-2010, 03:33 AM
It couldn't be worse than Clerks 2.

Anyone who pretends that one Kevin Smith movie is any worse or any better than any other Kevin Smith movie is not being honest.

pennington
02-17-2010, 04:04 AM
Anyone who pretends that one Kevin Smith movie is any worse or any better than any other Kevin Smith movie is not being honest.

Other than the girl who played Ben Affleck's daughter, Jersey Girl was horrible on every level.

sailor
02-17-2010, 04:44 AM
Other than the girl who played Ben Affleck's daughter, Jersey Girl was horrible on every level.

perv

Crispy123
02-17-2010, 06:48 AM
I can't wait to see Cop Out!

tanless1
02-17-2010, 09:02 AM
You know who doesn't bitch about Southwest? Every other popular director. Do you know why? Because they're not broke.

Just cause some one has money, doesn't require them to spend it frivalously on first
class tickets....id have a real issue w/myself
For dumping 1200 on a 1.5 hour flight that
I could've made for 200. That's just financialy irresponsible in that value received does not remotely reflect value paid. Good for him.

underdog
02-17-2010, 09:03 AM
Just cause some one has money, doesn't require them to spend it frivalously on first
class tickets....id have a real issue w/myself
For dumping 1200 on a 1.5 hour flight that
I could've made for 200. That's just financialy irresponsible in that value received does not remotely reflect value paid. Good for him.

Just expense it.

Hottub
02-17-2010, 09:05 AM
Just expense it.

Along with the 7 course meal.

tanless1
02-17-2010, 09:16 AM
Other than the girl who played Ben Affleck's daughter, Jersey Girl was horrible on every level.

Now that's just horse shit. Saw jersey girl for the first time a couple years ago. I'm not an affleck fan, was just sick of hearing about him......that movie made me reconsider affleck as watchable.
I would of been pissed if id dropped 40 for me and a date to see it at a theater, but that's not smiths fault the theaters gouge you.

tanless1
02-17-2010, 09:18 AM
Just expense it.

Don't spend it in the first place, if they are unable to sell the seat/service, the price will come down.

danner1515
02-17-2010, 09:24 AM
Jesus. Backlash is a bitch, isn't it?

So much hostility toward a guy who pretty openly makes fun of himself. Aren't there more deserving targets to choose from?

Chigworthy
02-17-2010, 09:39 AM
Jesus. Backlash is a bitch, isn't it?

So much hostility toward a guy who pretty openly makes fun of himself. Aren't there more deserving targets to choose from?

Yes, and those can be dealt with as well. No need to limit our message board victims.

underdog
02-17-2010, 10:10 AM
Jesus. Backlash is a bitch, isn't it?

So much hostility toward a guy who pretty openly makes fun of himself. Aren't there more deserving targets to choose from?

I like Kevin Smith.

Chigworthy
02-17-2010, 10:26 AM
Jesus. Backlash is a bitch, isn't it?

So much hostility toward a guy who pretty openly makes fun of himself. Aren't there more deserving targets to choose from?

And stop calling Jesus Backlash a bitch.