Is our president a drunk?

[Dude!]

do as i say, not as i do
says obama the smoker

eat healthy and don't be fat...
but smoking kills many more
than over-eating, Mr. President

so please....STFU
until you quite smoking

at the end of his
Dr.'s report:

The doctors also recommended "moderation of alcohol intake".

all the crap GW took about being
a reformed alchoholic...
at least he was reformed

the prez was told
to moderate his alcohol intake
i wonder if newsweek and huffington
will mention that

no wonder we are in such deep shit
we gotta drunk for prez

pass the Ripple, please!

[Furtherman]

the prez was told
to moderate his alcohol intake
i wonder if newsweek and huffington
will mention that

Not even close to a stretch. When is the last time you went to a doctor? They tell everyone about alcohol, to have "in moderation".

[Dude!]

Not even close to a stretch. When is the last time you went to a doctor? They tell everyone about alcohol, to have "in moderation".

don't bend their words

they said: moderation of alcohol intake

big difference, and you know it

[Furtherman]

Yes, that's what doctors tell you when they know you drink.

Obama drinks, so that is the standard advice.

[Dude!]

Yes, that's what doctors tell you when they know you drink.

Obama drinks, so that is the standard advice.

no, it is not

standard Dr. advice: "it is OK to drink
moderately, in fact, one glass of wine
a day is actually good for you"

Dr. to Obama: "you need to moderate
your intake of alcohol"

if a Dr. tells you to moderate something
it means "cut back', cause you are
doing it too much

you should defend his smoking
while you're at it

[Furtherman]

See your doctor. I fear it may be too late.

[foodcourtdruide]

I'm glad this topic got its own thread. Dude! jumping to conclusions is really important to me.

[Dude!]

I'm glad this topic got its own thread. Dude! jumping to conclusions is really important to me.

as you posted here
it obviously is

you may be happy to have
a smoking, alcoholic president
i am concerned for him...and us

[Furtherman]

I'm glad this topic got its own thread. Dude! jumping to conclusions is really important to me.

Maybe if he put some humor into his false pretenses, it might have worked.


yea
probably
not

[disneyspy]

as you posted here
it obviously is

you may be happy to have
a smoking, alcoholic president
i am concerned for him...and us

we were just under the rule of a full blown alcohlic and we made it through(barely),i dont worry about this guy as much

[foodcourtdruide]

as you posted here
it obviously is

you may be happy to have
a smoking, alcoholic president
i am concerned for him...and us

This whole exchange could have occurred in the Obama - Worst President Ever thread.

[IMSlacker]

If Dude!'s mom had moderated her alcohol intake, maybe he'd be able to type in complete sentences.

[KnoxHarrington]

we were just under the rule of a full blown alcohlic and we made it through(barely),i dont worry about this guy as much

Yeah, lost his balance choking on a pretzel my ass. That motherfucker was shitfaced.

[brettmojo]

I'm glad this topic got its own thread. Dude! jumping to conclusions is really important to me.
Then you should get yourself one of these ...

http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/505/jump.jpg

[Dude!]

If Dude!'s mom had moderated her alcohol intake, maybe he'd be able to type in complete sentences.

if your mom had moderated
her semen intake
maybe you'd know who your dad is

[IMSlacker]

if your mom had moderated
her semen intake
maybe you'd know who your dad is

Wow. Kinda harsh. I was just trying to support your argument.

[foodcourtdruide]

Then you should get yourself one of these ...

http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/505/jump.jpg

What could "???" mean? Whoever created that got lazy.

[underdog]

do as i say, not as i do
says obama the smoker

eat healthy and don't be fat...
but smoking kills many more
than over-eating, Mr. President

so please....STFU
until you quite smoking

at the end of his
Dr.'s report:



all the crap GW took about being
a reformed alchoholic...
at least he was reformed

the prez was told
to moderate his alcohol intake
i wonder if newsweek and huffington
will mention that

no wonder we are in such deep shit
we gotta drunk for prez

pass the Ripple, please!

Quite.

[SatCam]

I think we should be more concerned about his raging coke addiction


http://www.politicalwhore.com/images/obamacoke.jpg

[FezsAssistant]

He's more and more like Bush everyday...

Both look like monkeys
Both are against gay marriage
Both love war and believe in blowing up brown people in foreign countries
Both are alcoholics and did drugs in the past
Both won their elections b/c people would rather have a beer with them than their opponent
Both attended churches featuring pastors who spout hate
Both have doing nothing but taken the hard earned money of the American people and given to it rich people
Both are pussies that don't know how to stick up for themselves
Both are terrible public speakers/debaters with stuttering problems
Both fucked over John McCain
Both grew up as privileged white people

[Dude!]

He's more and more like Bush everyday...

Both look like monkeys
Both are against gay marriage
Both love war and believe in blowing up brown people in foreign countries
Both are alcoholics and did drugs in the past
Both won their elections b/c people would rather have a beer with them than their opponent
Both attended churches featuring pastors who spout hate
Both have doing nothing but taken the hard earned money of the American people and given to it rich people
Both are pussies that don't know how to stick up for themselves
Both are terrible public speakers/debaters with stuttering problems
Both fucked over John McCain
Both grew up as privileged white people

wow...that is amazing

it reminds me of that kennedy-lincoln thing...
kennedy had a secretary named lincoln
and lincoln had a secretary named kennedy
etc etc

[pennington]

Maybe this is why the President won't release his college transcripts.

[Dude!]

Maybe this is why the President won't release his college transcripts.

or his past medical records

[Snoogans]

maybe he just likes prvacy

[KnoxHarrington]

maybe he just likes prvacy

If Obama released footage of his colonoscopy, right wing hacks would still be screaming "WHAT IS HE HIDING?"

[SonOfSmeagol]

I heard he loves White Russians.

[Bob Impact]

Wait, I missed the part where this isn't a normal part of a medial report.

[SinA]

Obama must have the worst dental hygiene of any recent U.S. President, because his dentist gave him a toothbrush and a roll of floss.

[vjr97]

drunk w/ power
the president is an arrogant prick-proven w/ his "i won the election" comment

[underdog]

drunk w/ power
the president is an arrogant prick-proven w/ his "i won the election" comment

He didn't win the election?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

If Obama released footage of his colonoscopy, right wing hacks would still be screaming "WHAT IS HE HIDING?"

Tiffany Cufflinks

[Serpico1103]

Obama should take pride in the fact that conservatives have latched onto "moderation in alcohol" as his weakness.
What's next? His posture?

And if they could read a sentence, they would know that the doctor was saying "continue with your current level of drinking." Not, "lessen your current level of drinking." They want English to be made the official language, but they can't understand it.

[Dude!]

i don't know why
but obama's smoking
and drinking problem
reminded me of this recent story:

http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616639/story.html

[midwestjeff]

Wow. Kinda harsh.

It was pretty funny though.

[Serpico1103]

i don't know why
but obama's smoking
and drinking problem
reminded me of this recent story:

http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616639/story.html

"Continue smoking cessation efforts, a daily exercise program, healthy diet, moderation in alcohol intake, periodic dental care and remain up-to-date with recommended immunizations."

What part of that says he is drinking too much?
Is it the "continue...moderation in alcohol intake?"
Learn
to
read
then
we will
move
on
to
posting!
!
!!
!

[Devo37]

i don't know why
but obama's smoking
and drinking problem
reminded me of this recent story:

http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616639/story.html

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/Ani.gif

[keithy_19]

maybe he just likes prvacy

He's the president. I think you give up privacy if you run for the highest office of the United States.

With that being said, I don't know how you could be president without drinking...

[Serpico1103]

He's the president. I think you give up privacy if you run for the highest office of the United States.

With that being said, I don't know how you could be president without drinking...

Let a court say he must release the records. I guess liberals control all the courts too. Socialism here we come.

[Dude!]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

[Serpico1103]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

Another republican picture scandal!!!!!
Wow, you people are easily led.
Thanks for the intelligent response.
Doctor told him to continue his drinking. I guess the doctor is endorsing alcoholism.

[Dude!]

Another republican picture scandal!!!!!
Wow, you people are easily led.
Thanks for the intelligent response.
Doctor told him to continue his drinking. I guess the doctor is endorsing alcoholism.

your the one who is easily led
you are the 'useful idiot'

[Serpico1103]

your the one who is easily led
you are the 'useful idiot'

Do you realize that your conservative media misled you?
You relied on their selective quoting of the report.
A complete reading would allow you to understand that Obama is drinking the proper amount, according to his doctor.

Explain to me how the report says he should cut back.
"Continue smoking cessation efforts, a daily exercise program, healthy diet, moderation in alcohol intake, periodic dental care and remain up-to-date with recommended immunizations."

Continue:
1) smoking cessation efforts
2)daily exercise
3)healthy diet
4)moderation in alcohol intake
5)periodic dental care
Where does it call for him to change anything?
Dummy!

[Dude!]

Do you realize that your conservative media misled you?
You relied on their selective quoting of the report.
A complete reading would allow you to understand that Obama is drinking the proper amount, according to his doctor.

Explain to me how the report says he should cut back.
"Continue smoking cessation efforts, a daily exercise program, healthy diet, moderation in alcohol intake, periodic dental care and remain up-to-date with recommended immunizations."

Continue:
1) smoking cessation efforts
2)daily exercise
3)healthy diet
4)moderation in alcohol intake
5)periodic dental care
Where does it call for him to change anything?
Dummy!

you are so naive

[Serpico1103]

you are so naive

Enlighten.

[Serpico1103]

“Today we honor...drunk driving ... ,” said Romney. “We have Melanie’s Law today because the citizens of the Commonwealth cared enough to make it happen.” Source: 10-28-2005 Press Release

Another republican endorsing drunk driving legislation. I guess Obama isn't the only one who must address alcohol problems.

"Florida governor Charlie Crist put the gay ... to bed last week during a bar-hop extravaganza."
Did Crist come out of the closet?http://bigheaddc.com/category/drunk/
Glad to see republicans can accept homosexuals.

[underdog]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

Quite.

[SinA]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

Drudge is basically the right-wing version of The Onion.

[keithy_19]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

Isn't he Irish? Where's the Guinness, Mr President?

[keithy_19]

Let a court say he must release the records. I guess liberals control all the courts too. Socialism here we come.

I don't care if he releases the records or not. I just think that if you vie to become president, you know that people will ask questions and want to know things. It's kind of asking to always be in the limelight and not have much of a private life, if any.

[opie's twisted balls]

First they wanted to ride at the front of the bus and now they're killing their livers.......when will their demands for equality ever end.

[epo]

I heard he loves White Russians.

Which would make Obama the Dude!

My mind has officially been blown...

[SatCam]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg

that's actually a glass of unicorn urine

[A.J.]

you may be happy to have
a smoking, alcoholic president
i am concerned for him...and us

It's one of the few things I like about him.

Don't be concerned. We've had smoking, alcoholic Presidents before.

[CYYYFYYY]

As president in my opinion he should not be drinking or smoking....However I won;t bash him for those things unless he is walking around drunk which I just don;t see happening. I still would like to see him accomplish somthing as President...I am funny that way.

[brettmojo]

http://www.drudgereport.com/od.jpg
Looks like ram's piss. He must be in training.