Twitter Awards

[Dogfather]

Dave is a genius. Got thrown out by the security.

[ScottFromGA]

holy shit, the MC is saying it was rehearsed but I'm thinking it wasnt....

[Pestz4Evah]

AMAZING.

That shits gonna go viral.

[suggums]

that was so awesome, im just gonna copy and paste my response from the other shorty thread:

holy fuck i havent laughed that hard in a while, dave that was awesome. i think ive seen the best moment of the 2010 awards season

for those who didnt see, he kanye'd up the stage when that shitty llama won the weird award. sitting and spinning on his ass, jacking the mic, it was brilliant, way to go dave! you shouldve won! really hoping someone capped that for youtube. fuck the shortys

[Penelope]

That was not rehearsed. Rick Sanchez looked truly flustered. Dave was robbed!!!! I love Dave so much! That was amazing!!!!!!!!!

[paulisded]

Definitely not rehearsed - the host was pissed as this was going down.

[Dogfather]

fuck the shortys

^--This

[The Urge]

http://www.twitvid.com/34588

[Mitch&Murray]

AMAZING.

That shits gonna go viral.
Send a copy to his bosses @ Sirius. I'm sure thewyll be pleased.

[Hottub]

"Ron and Fez 11-3"

Dave rules!!!

[disneyspy]

http://www.twitvid.com/34588

thank you,i had no idea what everyone was talking about

and welcome to the board!

[Hottub]

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/post-show-3

[spadanko]

fucking amazing Dave! Well done!!

[Space Edge]

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http://digg.com/d31KYlQ

[hammersavage]

holy fuck

[mikeyboy]

Here's the audio (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/downloads.php?do=file&id=3350)

[Souter Fell]

awesome dave, awesome

[Dogfather]

I would have done the same thing if a fictitious lama beats me at a weirdness contest. Now this thing needs to go viral.

[mikeyboy]

Send a copy to his bosses @ Sirius. I'm sure thewyll be pleased.

Yes, I realize you dislike Dave, but you have to see the humor in doing that at something as stupid as the twitter awards.

[sailor]

Yes, I realize you dislike Dave, but you have to see the humor in doing that at something as stupid as the twitter awards.

your former partner's gonna shiv you.

[disneyspy]

your former partner's gonna shiv you.

i think its spelled shivah

[TheGameHHH]

i love Dave and what he does for the show. but what exactly was funny about that?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Send a copy to his bosses @ Sirius. I'm sure thewyll be pleased.

Free pub for Sirius on a fake awards show?

[Dogfather]

ever got your reward stolen by a cnn llama?

[FMJeff]

i love Dave and what he does for the show. but what exactly was funny about that?

If you don't know then its not worth explaining it to you.

[dino_electropolis]

Fuck the haters.


Fuck em.


That was Classic ESD.....

Perfectly executed. Well done, budday!

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[mikeyboy]

i love Dave and what he does for the show. but what exactly was funny about that?

I don't know whether you watched or listened to the award show, but it was pretty pointless, and some people seemed to take it more seriously than was warranted. I mean, it's a set of awards for best twitters. Dave injected a much needed bit of levity to the show.

[disneyspy]

if you sync the audio that mikeyboy posted with one of the many videos that have been posted its pretty fucking hilarious

[ScottFromGA]

i wish someone had the Livestream video, it was perfect quality and zoomed in on Dave when he started his rant.

[mikeyboy]

i wish someone had the Livestream video, it was perfect quality and zoomed in on Dave when he started his rant.

It's here. (http://www.livestream.com/shortyawards/video?clipId=pla_47dad78f-5f7e-4108-a6a4-5d62d8990054) Fast forward to around 48 minutes in.

[ScottFromGA]

n/m...

[ScottFromGA]

It's here. (http://www.livestream.com/shortyawards/video?clipId=pla_47dad78f-5f7e-4108-a6a4-5d62d8990054) Fast forward to around 48 minutes in.

thanks Mikey...

[hammersavage]

what a bunch of pompous cunts. i think this is the funniest thing dave has ever done. its the most Andy Kaufman thing he's done

[weekapaugjz]

dave fucking rules.

[hammersavage]

oh my god, that llama is fucking corny and stupid

[disneyspy]

oh my god, that llama is fucking corny and stupid

that chicks a dork,ive never seen a single lama tweet but dave got robbed

[hammersavage]

that chicks a dork,ive never seen a single lama tweet but dave got robbed

its just pseudo-humorous drivel. fuck these stupid awards. and fuck twitter.

[Chigworthy]

That techno hiccup music is what my brain hears when I attempt to look at twitter. Twitter is completely of the douche.

[disneyspy]

im unfollowing all you dorks,fuck twitter

[Penelope]

"I'm gonna drink your water CNN!"

[underdog]

Rick Sanchez can at least cover twitter awards better than he can cover an earthquake.

Holy shit that was funny to watch. Dave rules.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Dave has achieved his dream. He is the new Soy Bomb.

[mikeyboy]

"I'm gonna drink your water CNN!"

If MLC made a t-shirt with a picture of Dave that said that, I would buy it.

[Edwin]

That made my day. Totally awesome work, Dave!

[SinA]

"I'm gonna drink your water CNN!"

Best. Line. Ever.

He kept calling Rich Sanchez CNN. "I'm gonna ruin your microphone CNN"

[danlaroe]

If MLC made a t-shirt with a picture of Dave that said that, I would buy it.

and youd post a picture of yourself wearing it

[Hottub]

i love Dave and what he does for the show. but what exactly was funny about that?

Dude, really?
An award show almost as meaningless as the Oscars.
An auditorium filled with the ubergeeks of the world.
Dave was the nozzle washing the sand from their unused vagina's.

One of his finest moments.

[dino_electropolis]

Will this Twitter rejection finally bring back ESD and the boys back to .net, to their home, where they belong?:huh:

[paulisded]

I poorly captured the rebroadcast:

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[Sarge]

That was great, ESD rules.

[The Urge]

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[disneyspy]

can someone please post a video of this?

[mikeyboy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ESDShortyAwards.jpg

I love this picture.

[TheGameHHH]

I don't know whether you watched or listened to the award show, but it was pretty pointless, and some people seemed to take it more seriously than was warranted. I mean, it's a set of awards for best twitters. Dave injected a much needed bit of levity to the show.

much better explination than Jeff's, thanks

[Suspect Chin]

Very much looking forward to tomorrow's show. Way to go Dave! I'm truly surprised he didn't get thrown into jail for public intoxication or some BS.

[hammersavage]

Will this Twitter rejection finally bring back ESD and the boys back to .net, to their home, where they belong?:huh:

its a good thought. at the very least, Dave should be done with those animals.

[Sloppy2nds]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

Awesome rfeastsidedave :lol:

[Hottub]

5 bucks says Opie runs with it first.

[Suspect Chin]

It is pretty infuriating that they gave the award to this stupid llama bitch. Why even have the vote beforehand if they are just going to give it to the politically correct contestant. There is no way she got more votes than ESD.

[midwestjeff]

Dave is right.
That Llama does represent everything that is wrong with America.

Next time I am at a petting zoo, cruising for toddlers, I am going to
find a Llama and punch it in the ribs until it dies.

[Suspect Chin]

5 bucks says Opie runs with it first.

If he has any respect for R&F he'll let them have it.

[disneyspy]

hahhahahaha check this out

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/twitter-awards-are-bullshit-the-end

[Hottub]

If he has any respect for R&F he'll let them have it.

Maybe you didn't see me type "Opie".

[Hottub]

hahhahahaha check this out

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/twitter-awards-are-bullshit-the-end

:clap::clap::clap::clap::drunk:

[Suspect Chin]

Maybe you didn't see me type Opie.

Huh? I meant if Opie has any respect for R&F, he won't talk about it and will let them discuss it first.

[Hottub]

Huh? I meant if Opie has any respect for R&F, he won't talk about it and will let them discuss it first.

O-P-I-E

Opie. You get it now?

[underdog]

hahhahahaha check this out

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/twitter-awards-are-bullshit-the-end

I like how Casey thanked the guy for directions.

Dave looks slightly drunk.

[Chigworthy]

It is pretty infuriating that they gave the award to this stupid llama bitch. Why even have the vote beforehand if they are just going to give it to the politically correct contestant. There is no way she got more votes than ESD.

After watching those self-important hip shitbags, who gives a fuck? I'm glad he didn't win their cunty award. Fuckin assholes. "I just got Kanye'd. Look at me using a hip term and being all proud of myself with my ironic llama award. Aren't I special?" Why does this make me so angry?

[bostonronandfezfan]

Dave rules

[mikeyboy]

I like how Casey thanked the guy for directions.

Dave looks slightly drunk.

I wonder if the guy was trying to direct them to Avenue of the Americas (6th Avenue).

[underdog]

I wonder if the guy was trying to direct them to Avenue of the Americas (6th Avenue).

He definitely looked serious, so probably.

I also liked Dave's impromptu Randy Marsh act. "Is this America? I thought this was America!" Just fantastic.

[FMJeff]

If MLC made a t-shirt with a picture of Dave that said that, I would buy it.

He had it made a week ago. Domain purchased too.

[FMJeff]

much better explination than Jeff's, thanks

Mine wasn't an explanation. You don't need context to find Dave screaming and twirling in circles on his ass to be funny.

[Space Edge]

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[TheGameHHH]

Mine wasn't an explanation. You don't need context to find Dave screaming and twirling in circles on his ass to be funny.

no, i dont. cause even understanding more about the context still doesnt make it funny. but at least he tried to explain what was going on.

[disneyspy]

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now mikeyboy knows how underdog feels everyday of his life

[Serpico1103]

ESD losing to the Llama has dethroned Forrest Gump beating Pulp Fiction as the worst award decision of all time.
Are all twitterers 60 year old women? How weird is it to have someone tell you to spin around three times then jump. WOW! Oh wait, it's a Llama. WOW WOW!

[moochcassidy]

I for one am glad the llama won.

That chick seems pure Krazieee. Plus her kooky lil motto about creativity has inspired me.

[StanUpshaw]

I especially liked the 5'6" security guards.

[Sloppy2nds]

5 bucks says Opie runs with it first.

If he has any respect for R&F he'll let them have it.

Opie won't do that. It belongs to Ron & Fez.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Opie won't do that. It belongs to Ron & Fez.



Yeah that was a rather stupid assumption. And by that I mena he might mention in passing Dave got screwed.

[Slumbag]

There is no way she got more votes than ESD.

I think you're right. According to this, Dave won.
http://mi.o2.ie/shortyawards.com/category/weird

[PapaBear]

I think you're right. According to this, Dave won.
http://mi.o2.ie/shortyawards.com/category/weird
Yes. By far. I'm guessing they used the "auditing" to eliminate at least half of Dave's votes.

Vote Auditing



The vote counts for each nominee might change as we perform audits and remove votes that do not comply with the official voting rules
Votes without unique reasons (including votes ending in 'because...', RTs, and repeated identical votes) still appear but count for much less in determining the rankings.

[spainlinx0]

That was awesome Dave. Also, that chick's acceptance speech was painfully unfunny. What a cunt. Oh you're so clever with your llama letter opener and your Kanye joke. I hope you were embarrassed reading your stupid Twitter acceptance speech.

[TripleSkeet]

Bravo Dave. You fucking rule.

[zillax0rz]

Upvote this shit on reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/b92jl/major_freakout_by_redheaded_psychopath_during_the/

[boobieman]

Dave is just one funny motherfucker....I wish I could be that insane. You rule DAVE..RULE!!


SSEYAYYAAAA

[sailor]

twitter's dead to me now.

[El Mudo]

Dave is a genius.

[ANC]

:clap::clap::clap:

Bravo Dave!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dell]

http://www.twitvid.com/34588

fuckin hilarious...:lol:

[Donnie Iris]

Well done!

[Souter Fell]

and ya gotta give him credit. RF plug... no Special Delivery. Just the real show.

[Dell]

hahhahahaha check this out

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/twitter-awards-are-bullshit-the-end

Dave would have a hard time NOT being funny...

[Furtherman]

your former partner's gonna shiv you.

i think its spelled shivah

HA!

hahhahahaha check this out

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/twitter-awards-are-bullshit-the-end

Fantastic.



I salute you ESD. That was great. "I'm gonna drink your water CNN!" had me howling.

[Mitch&Murray]

Yes, I realize you dislike Dave, but you have to see the humor in doing that at something as stupid as the twitter awards.

Quite the opposite.
I admit I've never been a big fan of Dave BUT I doubt his bosses would be pleased to see their employee pulling this stunt. Especially since he is trying to get somewhere with them. He has a family and a sick child. And we've been led to believe hes trying to advance his career with the Sports show etc thats planned. I think this prank would put him back in the stunt guy catergory he has been trying to get out of.
Honestly it was not a slam as much as it was more a point that I thought he was getting past this type stuff.

[paulisded]

Quite the opposite.
I admit I've never been a big fan of Dave BUT I doubt his bosses would be pleased to see their employee pulling this stunt. Especially since he is trying to get somewhere with them. He has a family and a sick child. And we've been led to believe hes trying to advance his career with the Sports show etc thats planned. I think this prank would put him back in the stunt guy catergory he has been trying to get out of.
Honestly it was not a slam as much as it was more a point that I thought he was getting past this type stuff.

Really? You don't think they love the bit of publicity that has come out of this?

[Mitch&Murray]

Really? You don't think they love the bit of publicity that has come out of this?

The publicity is likely good for Sirius I dont know that this helps Dave.
Thats my only point

[Furtherman]

Quite the opposite.
I admit I've never been a big fan of Dave BUT I doubt his bosses would be pleased to see their employee pulling this stunt. Especially since he is trying to get somewhere with them. He has a family and a sick child. And we've been led to believe hes trying to advance his career with the Sports show etc thats planned. I think this prank would put him back in the stunt guy catergory he has been trying to get out of.
Honestly it was not a slam as much as it was more a point that I thought he was getting past this type stuff.

Ew.

*shakes head*

[Dan 'Hampton]

His string of videos on twitter is so cringe inducing. I love it. He's that guy that makes your stomach hurt with uncomfortability just by sitting near him in a public place. He's a downs syndrome kid without the chromosome x1.

[Mitch&Murray]

Sounds Like Ron agrees with me

[Dan 'Hampton]

Yeah but what did opie say earlier to steal ron's thunder?:huh:

[Freitag]

Sounds Like Ron agrees with me

Fez agrees with you. Ron is giggling.

Fez is also being a hypocrite, as he got his start being a stunt boy. He should not take any sort of stand against Dave doing this.

Thus then, you're a hypocrite.

[wk3636]

I hope Fez being mad is a work.

[Misteriosa]

i posted this in today's rnf thread:

there is one question that i do have:

how was casey feeling after all of this?

[Furtherman]

Sounds Like Ron agrees with me

No he doesn't.

[disneyspy]

Fez agrees with you. Ron is giggling.

Fez is also being a hypocrite, as he got his start being a stunt boy. He should not take any sort of stand against Dave doing this.

Thus then, you're a hypocrite.

no he didnt,that was flipper

[Freitag]

no he didnt,that was flipper

Fez didn't do wacky things like wrestling other women on Ron and Ron?

[disneyspy]

Fez didn't do wacky things like wrestling other women on Ron and Ron?

that was less stunt boy work and more show work,the sassy boys made it onto a WCW pay per view and got ron n ron some coverage without looking like they were drunk

[Space Edge]

Sounds Like Ron agrees with me

Fez agrees with you. Ron is giggling.

Fez is also being a hypocrite, as he got his start being a stunt boy. He should not take any sort of stand against Dave doing this.

Thus then, you're a hypocrite.

No he doesn't.

Ron realizes how stupid the "Twitter Awards" are. Fez thinks that this is something that people will remember forever. Most people will forget about this by then of the week except for Fez who will hold on to this for the rest of his life and bring it up here and there when he fights with Dave.

[Mitch&Murray]

No he doesn't.

One last point and I will drop it.
I have not said it wasnt funny.
Ron is saying the same thing I did, He is hurting his own career by making people laugh at him not with him. We all get to laugh at Dave. He wants to advance his career this doesnt seem like the way to do this.

[Freitag]

that was less stunt boy work and more show work,the sassy boys made it onto a WCW pay per view and got ron n ron some coverage without looking like they were drunk

He was a third mic doing production and wacky things for Ron and Ron. Thus, Stunt Boy. Come on, he was there to be "zany".

[wk3636]

I just can't believe they are debating this. Fez not appreciating this is crazier than the toenail collecting.

[Freitag]

One last point and I will drop it.
I have not said it wasnt funny.
Ron is saying the same thing I did, He is hurting his own career by making people laugh at him not with him. We all get to laugh at Dave. He wants to advance his career this doesnt seem like the way to do this.

Andy Kauffman. Your point sucks.

[disneyspy]

He was a third mic doing production and wacky things for Ron and Ron. Thus, Stunt Boy. Come on, he was there to be "zany".

i agree with you on everything but stuntboy,flipper was the stoner,do stupid things guy-stunt boy

[Serpico1103]

Didn't hear Ron's comments on it.
Why didn't Ron go over what ESD was going to do?
He knows Dave is a lunatic. Why not give him a plan for if he wins or if he loses.
Going up on stage was great, but he could have done a little better while he was up there.

[JPMNICK]

i am not listening, but how is this worse then baby hitler?


i thought it was funny, it is pretty much the dumbest award show possible, since NO ONE in the country who is not nominated even knows about it.

[wk3636]

i am not listening, but how is this worse then baby hitler?


i thought it was funny, it is pretty much the dumbest award show possible, since NO ONE in the country who is not nominated even knows about it.

Dave brought up the baby hitler thing. Fez had no response but Ron said that it was different because Fez got the ok from sirius on that beforehand. Dave has made a few good points and Fez gets upset and calls him drunk.

[Serpico1103]

Walking around the streets of midtown dressed as Hitler is worse than being on a stage for a ridiculous awards show?

Fez has no connection to reality. He wants to censor everyone, but works on a XL channel. Sadly, the only time he seems happy is when he is doing a stunt. He actually engages people when dressed up like an avatar person, but not when he is behind the mic as Fez.

[Penelope]

Dave took a stupid and painfully dull show and turned it into art.

[Chigworthy]

Walking around the streets of midtown dressed as Hitler is worse than being on a stage for a ridiculous awards show?

Fez has no connection to reality. He wants to censor everyone, but works on a XL channel. Sadly, the only time he seems happy is when he is doing a stunt. He actually engages people when dressed up like an avatar person, but not when he is behind the mic as Fez.

I wonder if we see a pattern here? When the attention is not on Fez, he either boycotts the show, or gets angry. What's the countdown for a discussion of Fez's "problems"?

[Serpico1103]

I wonder if we see a pattern here? When the attention is not on Fez, he either boycotts the show, or gets angry. What's the countdown for a discussion of Fez's "problems"?

Any second. The only question is will it be: a rant about a celebrity, complaints about how other people's behavior interferes with Fez's strict requirements, or more in-depth analysis of Fez's phobias.

[biozombie]

This is great, lectures are hilarious.

[footthing]

great video of dave. but if i am not mistaken, doesn't shortywayrds.com have dave as first place in the Weird category?

[biozombie]

Most of the 1st place people lost.

[paulisded]

He was a third mic doing production and wacky things for Ron and Ron. Thus, Stunt Boy. Come on, he was there to be "zany".

The difference between Fez and Dave - if Fez had done this, Dave would be completely supportive even if he didn't find it funny. Fez is coming off like the bitter queen he's become known for over the last few months.

[JPMNICK]

I wonder if we see a pattern here? When the attention is not on Fez, he either boycotts the show, or gets angry. What's the countdown for a discussion of Fez's "problems"?

give it one thing, at least fez is talking as opposed to not saying 1 word for hours at a time, even when spoken to or set up for a joke

[Dan 'Hampton]

It's early still. Can't wait to hear it tomorrow. I'm listening to fez bitch about the prez saying wife.

[Matt from Buffalo]

Dave is upset over an award show that his father had to buy him tickets for , and a LLama beat him out . Dave is actually more retarded than I ever expected.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Your sense of humor will thaw out in the spring buffalonian.

[Matt from Buffalo]

Maybe

[Serpico1103]

Dave is upset over an award show that his father had to buy him tickets for , and a LLama beat him out . Dave is actually more retarded than I ever expected.

Don't underestimate him again.

[paulisded]

Dave is upset over an award show that his father had to buy him tickets for , and a LLama beat him out . Dave is actually more retarded than I ever expected.

You signed up just to state that?

[disneyspy]

You signed up just to state that?

new registers are down since earl left and people signed up to say stuff about him i bet

[ScottFromGA]

The difference between Fez and Dave - if Fez had done this, Dave would be completely supportive even if he didn't find it funny. Fez is coming off like the bitter queen he's become known for over the last few months.

exactly why I haven't listened in about 2 months...


You signed up just to state that?

better now than ever, I guess....:blink:

[ShowerBench]

This was and was not funny.

It was funny to Ron and Fez listeners who "know" Dave. Dave's screaming is an acquired taste that most of us have by now.

But it was also obvious that if Dave were 3rd mic on some other show we didn't know about, we might have chuckled at the breakdance attempt but overall we would have derided it for its lameness and lack of imagination.

It probably didn't help Dave career-wise if it reinforces a stuntman reputation, is viewed as part of a meltdown, or raised concerns that this is a loose cannon who would be more likely to undermine instead of enhance SiriusXM subscribership/profit.

[paulisded]

blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah



You're really a one-trick pony.

[disneyspy]

twitter awards?

more like shitter awards

[mikeyboy]

Nobody does YTMND anymore, but what the hell..

http://esdwater.ytmnd.com/

[angrymissy]

Nobody does YTMND anymore, but what the hell..

http://esdwater.ytmnd.com/

ytmnd just made me look at an ad for Saks for 5 seconds before showing me that.

[Furtherman]

ytmnd just made me look at an ad for Saks for 5 seconds before showing me that.

Mine was for Crest Whitening Toothpaste.

[disneyspy]

Mine was for Crest Whitening Toothpaste.

they must be user specific,i got penis reducer treatments

[Furtherman]

Don't blame me, I voted for Men Without Ears!

[Furtherman]

Here is the article Ron was reading from. (http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/awards/short_and_tweet_recapping_the_2010_shorty_awards_1 53916.asp?dsq=38012059#comment-38012059)

[underdog]

You're really a one-trick pony.

There are a lot of those here.

Nobody does YTMND anymore, but what the hell..

http://esdwater.ytmnd.com/

:clap:

[Hottub]

Nobody does YTMND anymore, but what the hell..

http://esdwater.ytmnd.com/

There's a reason why.

[TripleSkeet]

This was and was not funny.

It was funny to Ron and Fez listeners who "know" Dave. Dave's screaming is an acquired taste that most of us have by now.

But it was also obvious that if Dave were 3rd mic on some other show we didn't know about, we might have chuckled at the breakdance attempt but overall we would have derided it for its lameness and lack of imagination.


Actually I wouldve thought it was funny no matter who did it. Its a fucking award show for Twitter posts. How could people NOT make a mockery out of this retarded bullshit?

[Furtherman]

Actually I wouldve thought it was funny no matter who did it. Its a fucking award show for Twitter posts. How could people NOT make a mockery out of this retarded bullshit?

Their acceptance speeched were supposed to be 140 characters or less.

I think Dave went over!

[Sloppy2nds]

This was and was not funny.

It was funny to Ron and Fez listeners who "know" Dave. Dave's screaming is an acquired taste that most of us have by now.

But it was also obvious that if Dave were 3rd mic on some other show we didn't know about, we might have chuckled at the breakdance attempt but overall we would have derided it for its lameness and lack of imagination.

It probably didn't help Dave career-wise if it reinforces a stuntman reputation, is viewed as part of a meltdown, or raised concerns that this is a loose cannon who would be more likely to undermine instead of enhance SiriusXM subscribership/profit.

Dave has 'Spin-Off' written all over him :lol:

[TripleSkeet]

Fez's crybabying about the whole thing today was just pathetic.

And I kinda wish Ron would stop with the whole "Youve got to change because the bosses are looking at you for your own show" routine. I know hes just playing devils advocate, but the bosses at Sirius are not looking to give Dave his own sports show. And even if they were, why the fuck would that mean "Change what you do and be like every other sports talk show host! Generic FTW!"

Keep doing what youre doing Davey Mac. Steal that spotlight. Make life entertaining. Thats what will make you stand out among the pack.

[paulisded]

Dave's performance is the best thing that could have happened to that dumb awards show. Not only did they get almost 3 hours of promotion on R&F today, but they're getting tons of publicity everywhere else. People who have never heard of the Shorty Awards are now aware of it.

[Otaku91]

Think Fez is upset that Dave is stealing his spotlight from the Andy Griffith statue? I am listening to yesterday's and Fez's excitement about being at the top of digg. Of course, the story is about him so, he was interested.

[Caseyelan]

a lil bird told me to watch CNN tonight at 8!!

[Hottub]

a lil bird told me to watch CNN tonight at 8!!

Thanks, Case.
You rule!!!

[mikeyboy]

Controversy Mars Short Awards Ceremony (http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/03/04/twitter-controversy-mars-shorty-awards-ceremony/)

[Serpico1103]

Hope the Shortys have to address this controversy. Make the Llama hand over the award.

[mikeyboy]

Security steps in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ESDShortyAwardssecurity.jpg

[Caseyelan]

Security steps in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ESDShortyAwardssecurity.jpg


the guy in the white kinda looks like you mikey.

that is one fashionable security team.

[Suspect Chin]

Fez's crybabying about the whole thing today was just pathetic.

And I kinda wish Ron would stop with the whole "Youve got to change because the bosses are looking at you for your own show" routine. I know hes just playing devils advocate, but the bosses at Sirius are not looking to give Dave his own sports show. And even if they were, why the fuck would that mean "Change what you do and be like every other sports talk show host! Generic FTW!"

Keep doing what youre doing Davey Mac. Steal that spotlight. Make life entertaining. Thats what will make you stand out among the pack.

I have to say I agree here. As Ron has said many times, radio in its current form is a dying industry. If Dave wants to make it in radio, he shouldn't try to mold himself into an existing gimmick, he should create something unique.

[midwestjeff]

If Dave wants to make it in radio, he shouldn't try to mold himself into an existing gimmick, he should create something unique.

What, Knissors and the Jack and Ride aren't unique enough?

How much more can one man give the world?

[Serpico1103]

I have to say I agree here. As Ron has said many times, radio in its current form is a dying industry. If Dave wants to make it in radio, he shouldn't try to mold himself into an existing gimmick, he should create something unique.

He just needs to do it purposefully and sober. Plan out your spontaneous moments.
Fuck! If the ESD Joker would have taken that Shorty he would have a cable show now.
"Why so serious, Llama." Fucking ass.

[Chigworthy]

a lil bird told me to watch CNN tonight at 8!!

Regular CNN or Headline News? 8 EST or is CNN delayed for us cool kids out west? I guess some Pentagon cops were shot, and that is all they are talking about on CNN right now.

[hanso]

Nancy Grace is a zombie

[hammersavage]

Wait, Dave shot someone near the Pentagon? That is shock radio gone too far

[mikeyboy]

He just needs to do it purposefully and sober. Plan out your spontaneous moments.
Fuck! If the ESD Joker would have taken that Shorty he would have a cable show now.
"Why so serious, Llama." Fucking ass.

Last night was great, but the bearded joker taking the stage would have been great as well.

[Serpico1103]

Last night was great, but the bearded joker taking the stage would have been great as well.

The breaded joker and his fat awkward co-hort, the Riddler. It would have been viral! And not herpetic.

I liked last night. I just want ESD to get his the coverage he deserves.

[disneyspy]

if anyone here should win a shorty award it should be hosp

[Chigworthy]

Rick Sanchez just called flashlights "Infrared Devices" (on the swat officers rifles).

[Dan 'Hampton]

God this Rick sanchez is a stuttering fool.

[Chigworthy]

God this Rick sanchez is a stuttering fool.

I hope he gets Kanye'd.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Or Mercury'd.

[Serpico1103]

I hope he gets Kanye'd.

When they go back to him, I want to see ESD taking his mic away and drinking his water.

[Hottub]

No Dave. Denied.


http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3527/waynesworldnostairwaystel1.jpg
This is both bogus, and sad.

[Chigworthy]

No Dave. Denied.


http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3527/waynesworldnostairwaystel1.jpg
This is both bogus, and sad.

Dave got Sanchez'd.

[Hottub]

Dave got Sanchez'd.

A Dirty Sanchez.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/nicolebitchie/Junk/dirty_sanchez.jpg

[hanso]

Llama Party

Fat people having non consented sexual intercourse with each other whilst playing World of Warcraft. Sometimes Nads hair removal is used in the process while bouncing on gay peoples' testicles. It is quite often during a Llama Party for people to get unnaturally rough with each other and begin to throw midgets at one another.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Llama%20Party

[66JameStang]

Dave s awesome, He sure can make a spectacle of himself, even if it was not precisely done it worked out. He should have won from what I can understand but like most contest everything is really controlled with little left to chance or mistake.

[Pantywagger]

Loved it, love Dave.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The thing that's really weird about this is that Dave has twice the followers of the Llama. The true miscarriage here is that the judging is obvious a liberal left coast bias. Alyssa Milano should be doing the only thing she does that's worthwhile, and that's showing her tits, not judging comedy.

[Serpico1103]

The thing that's really weird about this is that Dave has twice the followers of the Llama. The true miscarriage here is that the judging is obvious a liberal left coast bias. Alyssa Milano should be doing the only thing she does that's worthwhile, and that's showing her tits, not judging comedy.

Say what you want about my family, my God, my country. But, another word about Mrs. Milano I will not tolerate.

[Fallon]

Alyssa Milano should be doing the only thing she does that's worthwhile, and that's showing her tits, not judging comedy.

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[Serpico1103]

WTF! Do you people think I am kidding. Houses turned to ash with every loved one (pets included) inside.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Say what you want about my family, my God, my country. But, another word about Mrs. Milano I will not tolerate.

HAVE YOU READ HER FUCKING TWEETS? She is functionally retarded.

More lesbian vampire movies, less time at a keyboard, sweet cheeks.

[STC-Dub]

He really blew it by not mentioning who he was -- as Fez pointed out. Funny but he missed an opportunity somewhat.

[Chigworthy]

He really blew it by not mentioning who he was -- as Fez pointed out. Funny but he missed an opportunity somewhat.

It's like he's weird or something.

[PapaBear]

He really blew it by not mentioning who he was -- as Fez pointed out. Funny but he missed an opportunity somewhat.

It's like he's weird or something.
One of the things that makes Dave as funny as he is, is that he doesn't think before he acts. If he started planning things logically, he'd lose his charm.

[TripleSkeet]

The breaded joker and his fat awkward co-hort, the Riddler. It would have been viral! And not herpetic.

I liked last night. I just want ESD to get his the coverage he deserves.

Plus Fez wouldve then liked it and defended him too.

[hanso]

http://img12.exs.cx/img12/2505/hitlerllama5bo.gif

[Serpico1103]

HAVE YOU READ HER FUCKING TWEETS? She is functionally retarded.

More lesbian vampire movies, less time at a keyboard, sweet cheeks.
I find retarded lesbian vampires so sexy. Mrs. Milano gets a pass for life. few people can be that pretty at every stage of their life; childhood, teens, young adult, entering 'older woman' fantastically. I am loyal to esd, but I never JOed to him.

[Farthammer]

Your sense of humor will thaw out in the spring buffalonian.

Don't mind him Buffalonians Love Mr. McDonald.

[yojimbo7248]

a lil bird told me to watch CNN tonight at 8!!

Damn, I missed it. Anyone record it?

[disneyspy]

Damn, I missed it. Anyone record it?

i watched it but because of the pentagon shootings and student riots in california they were busy repoting other things

[hammersavage]

I am loyal to esd, but I never JOed to him.

And you call yourself a fan?

[The Nature Boy]

Can someone explain the talking Llama gimmick to me? I'm not a tweeter, so Grandpa over here doesn't easily decipher twitter, and I made it to what I think is the page, but the Llama just texts, there are no vids with the Llama? Doesn't Dave get or deserve credit for production value or am I missing something? What does the Llama do?

[hammersavage]

Dude, I totally dig the llama. Its so ironic. They can't really talk!!

If you don't get it, you're too old grandpa!

[Serpico1103]

Dude, I totally dig the llama. Its so ironic. They can't really talk!!

If you don't get it, you're too old grandpa!
Do they cry too? Cause fez maybe a llama.

[realmenhatelife]

One of the things that makes Dave as funny as he is, is that he doesn't think before he acts. If he started planning things logically, he'd lose his charm.

He'd lose his charm but he'd gain effectiveness. That girl has gained followers, and Dave hasn't. If he had just yelled his twitter name I bet hed be over 10k followers right now.

[Serpico1103]

When he was saying "cnn I am drinking you water" it sounded like a "there will be blood"- I drink your milkshake, I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE."

[hammersavage]

Dave says 'On CNN, I'll post it later!'.

was he on or will he be on?

[Lady Resin]

Dave says 'On CNN, I'll post it later!'.

was he on or will he be on?

Casey asked about and hour ago on fb if somebody can tape CNN. She wasn't home. I guess they showed it.

[mikeyboy]

Dave says 'On CNN, I'll post it later!'.

was he on or will he be on?

I just missed it, but Rick Sanchez apparently did some coverage of the Shorty Awards. I think they referred to Dave as "a maniac" and they didn't identify him.

[Furtherman]

I just missed it, but Rick Sanchez apparently did some coverage of the Shorty Awards. I think they referred to Dave as "a maniac" and they didn't identify him.

I'd like to ask Rick Sanchez, "Ok, what is "a maniac" in English?"

[disneyspy]

does anyone want to answer this guys question about the drunk guy?

http://www.socialcocktails.com/2010/03/shorty-awards-recap.html

[Tenbatsuzen]

I find retarded lesbian vampires so sexy. Mrs. Milano gets a pass for life. few people can be that pretty at every stage of their life; childhood, teens, young adult, entering 'older woman' fantastically. I am loyal to esd, but I never JOed to him.

Is this some sort of brooklyn thing I'm not getting? Alyssa sucks.

[paulisded]

If I had received that tip, I could have captured it.

[Caseyelan]

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thanks indymike!!!
I wish I had a twitter account cause I would twitter bomb that rick sanchez guy with #HISNAMEISEASTSIDEDAVE

[disneyspy]

thanks tony r

[disneyspy]

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thanks indymike!!!
I wish I had a twitter account cause I would twitter bomb that rick sanchez guy with #HISNAMEISEASTSIDEDAVE

i have a twitter account but dont understand the # and apos' stuff,all i know how to do is @soandso

[Furtherman]

"When you grow up in the barrio sort of thing" ??????

He name should be Douche Sandouche.

[disneyspy]

"When you grow up in the barrio sort of thing" ??????

He name should be Douche Sandouche.

they used him as airconditioning because he gave them all chills

[Furtherman]

does anyone want to answer this guys question about the drunk guy?

http://www.socialcocktails.com/2010/03/shorty-awards-recap.html

I took care of it. Everything should be OK now.

[Furtherman]

they used him as airconditioning because he gave them all chills

Douche Sandouche never landed a punch in his life.

[hammersavage]

is the video just a still?

[disneyspy]

is the video just a still?

oh thank god,i was hitting all kinds of buttons to try and get it to play

[Mitch&Murray]

oh thank god,i was hitting all kinds of buttons to try and get it to play

you broke it

[Caseyelan]

is the video just a still?

yes, hopefully we will get video later.

[hammersavage]

i thought i was having a brain anyurismmmmm (sp?)

[Tenbatsuzen]

thanks indymike!!!
I wish I had a twitter account cause I would twitter bomb that rick sanchez guy with #HISNAMEISEASTSIDEDAVE

Your anger is a misdirected. Sanchez was about to give ESD a plug and the bitchy anchor cut him off who wants to know more about the Shorty Awards

[Caseyelan]

Your anger is a misdirected. Sanchez was about to give ESD a plug and the bitchy anchor cut him off who wants to know more about the Shorty Awards

Welp, it's his show... he could have told her where to go. He does it to everyone else.

[disneyspy]

I took care of it. Everything should be OK now.

that might turn into a .net message page now

[Furtherman]

that might turn into a .net message page now

Well, let's go people, let this guy know who ESD is!!!!!

[disneyspy]

Well, let's go people, let this guy know who ESD is!!!!!

actually i just looked at some pix,shes a chick and kinda hot,i feel like douche sandouche

[Caseyelan]

http://vimeo.com/9930359

Dave at the 1:10 mark yelling grover.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Welp, it's his show... he could have told her where to go. He does it to everyone else.

distracted by tits.

[Furtherman]

actually i just looked at some pix,shes a chick and kinda hot,i feel like douche sandouche

HAHAHAHA... I just did too... I didn't realize she wrote the article at first, so I just promptly apologized and told her how to hear the show.



But if she was a dude there would have been no mercy.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHA... I just did too... I didn't realize she wrote the article at first, so I just promptly apologized and told her how to hear the show.



But if she was a dude there would have been no mercy.

holy shit quit reading my fucking mind! i did the same

[Furtherman]

holy shit quit reading my fucking mind! i did the same

I just looked at the page again and I think we're up for next year's Shorty Awards for Uncalled For Douchebags category.

[disneyspy]

I just looked at the page again and I think we're up for next year's Shorty Awards for Uncalled For Douchebags category.

lets hope tenbats doesnt see the site

[disneyspy]

further,i found another place that needs a good douching

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/03/rick_sanchez_gets_interrupted.php

[Caseyelan]

#2 with a bullet

http://blog.thekbuzz.com/2010/03/top-10-moments-at-the-shortyawards.html?utm_medium=thk.bz-copypaste&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_content=site-basic

and

this guy got it right

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/shorty-awards-interrupted-east-side-dave-protested-video (http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/shorty-awards-interrupted-east-side-dave-protested-video)

[hammersavage]

how the fuck is that #2?

[Serpico1103]

Is this some sort of brooklyn thing I'm not getting? Alyssa sucks.

Yeah, only Brooklyn men find Alyssa attractive.
Oh wait, I meant straight men.http://www.softpedia.com/screenshots/Alyssa-Milano-wallpaper_1.pnghttp://images.allposters.com/images/mmph-e/253855.jpg

[disneyspy]

i must be from brooklyn

[biozombie]

i must be from brooklyn

must be, 'cause you sure as hell ain't straight, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyoooooooooooooooo!!

[disneyspy]

in the twitter category of philadelphia cream cumsees the award goes too...

biozombie

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah, only Brooklyn men find Alyssa attractive.
Oh wait, I meant straight men.

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3514

When a chick's arms are more hairy than mine, that's when I pass.

Seriously, if her arms are like that, imagine what her vagina is like. IT'S SIMPLE BASIC GROOMING.

[Chigworthy]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3514

When a chick's arms are more hairy than mine, that's when I pass.

Seriously, if her arms are like that, imagine what her vagina is like. IT'S SIMPLE BASIC GROOMING.

Through professional examination of the hairy arm pictures, I deduced that she is Italian.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Through professional examination of the hairy arm pictures, I deduced that she is Italian.

Look, if you're hairy, fine, but she's a celebrity with tons of money, TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT.

[underdog]

Look, if you're hairy, fine, but she's a celebrity with tons of money, TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT.

And have stubbly arms when it starts growing in?

I think I'd rather have hairy arms.

[Tenbatsuzen]

And have stubbly arms when it starts growing in?

I think I'd rather have hairy arms.

Laser that shit, electrolysis. She can afford it.

[Serpico1103]

When a chick's arms are more hairy than mine, that's when I pass.

Seriously, if her arms are like that, imagine what her vagina is like. IT'S SIMPLE BASIC GROOMING.
Forget about how hairy it is the mere fact that she has a vag is disgusting, right?
I don't want a girl with hairy arms but if that comes with the rest of her, I'll make that sacrifice. She has been an 8 or 9 since puberty, hairy arms make her a 7.9 to 8.9?

[Chigworthy]

And have stubbly arms when it starts growing in?


I call my wife's legs "carbonated" when they get a little stubbly. Seems more acceptable on legs though.

[underdog]

Listening to Fez's take on this is just crazy. I especially liked Fez calling Dave crazy because Dave thinks people are out to get him.

[Serpico1103]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=3514

When a chick's arms are more hairy than mine, that's when I pass.

Seriously, if her arms are like that, imagine what her vagina is like. IT'S SIMPLE BASIC GROOMING.

Couldn't see picture before.
You aren't gay? Really?

[YourAmishDaddy]

This still changes nothing for me about her, sorry. Get a razor and go plowing.

[Donnie Iris]

Couldn't see picture before.
You aren't gay? Really?

I'm not sure which is more gay: Letting a little arm hair get in the way or constantly accusing (hoping?) others of homosexual tendencies.

[Serpico1103]

I'm not sure which is more gay: Letting a little arm hair get in the way or constantly accusing (hoping?) others of homosexual tendencies.
Do you realize you are accusing two people of being gay?

[Donnie Iris]

I am aware.

[AFRO Show]

Follow @AFROshow on Twitter in support of 20,000 followers to an AFRO Show!

[disneyspy]

Follow @AFROshow on Twitter in support of 20,000 followers to an AFRO Show!

i searched,you dont exist

We couldn't find anyone named AFROshow.