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LordJezo
03-08-2010, 12:52 PM
When the real census comes next week, which this letter says it will, what do I need to answer on it? The government is sending these out as a way of knowing exactly what they are up against so what is my best bet in protecting myself?

I am thinking that if there is an option I will put down homosexual liberal black, them knowing a white republican is in their midst will simply put me at the top of their watch lists.

Are they any resources out there that can prepare me against what is going to be in my mailbox soon?

Getting this letter feels like an attack against me personally, as if they know what I am and they are simply trying to confirm it.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Judge Smails
03-08-2010, 01:03 PM
In the interest of full disclosure I'd like to inform you that I currently work for the Commerce Department Bureau of the Census. Your statements have been registered and I will be filing a request with RonFez.net to disclose your IP address.

Your activities and comments here have been closely monitored by myself in the months leading up to the Census. The FEMA workcamps are nearly 100 percent operational. We will come for you soon.

sailor
03-08-2010, 01:50 PM
I'm bored of this character.

Snoogans
03-08-2010, 01:53 PM
make sure you tell them you are one of the gay fellas

underdog
03-08-2010, 01:54 PM
I'm bored of this character.

This post should be from a year ago.

keithy_19
03-08-2010, 02:53 PM
Isn't the census just 10 questions?

Why this is such a big deal and cause for concern I will never know..

KingModem
03-08-2010, 03:19 PM
Jezo - You remind me of Michelle Bachmann. That's all.

LordJezo
03-08-2010, 03:46 PM
Was over at my parents place tonight, between being furious at everything happening to this country as displayed by Fox News my dad had his letter out as well and was concerned. I think a little later on my uncle will come over, a furious at the government Vietnam Vet, will come over and they will be furious together about it. My uncle has been angry about the census for a while, saying its the government trying to pry into his life.

Makes me proud that I from a family like this, I was raised right.

And once again this thread shows that liberals think that we Republicans are characters. Laughable the denial that goes on.

Snoogans
03-08-2010, 03:52 PM
Was over at my parents place tonight, between being furious at everything happening to this country as displayed by Fox News my dad had his letter out as well and was concerned. I think a little later on my uncle will come over, a furious at the government Vietnam Vet, will come over and they will be furious together about it. My uncle has been angry about the census for a while, saying its the government trying to pry into his life.

Makes me proud that I from a family like this, I was raised right.

And once again this thread shows that liberals think that we Republicans are characters. Laughable the denial that goes on.

umm, they do the census every 10 years. Every country does some sort of census

underdog
03-08-2010, 03:53 PM
Was over at my parents place tonight, between being furious at everything happening to this country as displayed by Fox News my dad had his letter out as well and was concerned. I think a little later on my uncle will come over, a furious at the government Vietnam Vet, will come over and they will be furious together about it. My uncle has been angry about the census for a while, saying its the government trying to pry into his life.

Makes me proud that I from a family like this, I was raised right.

And once again this thread shows that liberals think that we Republicans are characters. Laughable the denial that goes on.

You go to goth clubs in Newark. You're not a republican.

razorboy
03-08-2010, 03:58 PM
Don't forget your illegitimate children.

SatCam
03-08-2010, 04:37 PM
i think someone spiked your protein shake jezo

Tenbatsuzen
03-08-2010, 04:51 PM
You go to goth clubs in Newark. You're not a republican.

Also, he travels to foreign countries when he goes on vacation, instead of spending his money at home when tourism is hit hard.

"raised right". Pathetic.

SatCam
03-08-2010, 04:54 PM
These liberal queers can try to smear your name LJ but I know that you went to those foreign countrys to shit on their flags like the true American benchpressing patriot that you are

disneyspy
03-08-2010, 04:55 PM
TO RESIDENT AT is an anagram for DETAIN OR TEST,be afraid jezo,be afraid

SatCam
03-08-2010, 05:09 PM
TO RESIDENT AT is an anagram for DETAIN OR TEST,be afraid jezo,be afraid

I liked DETAIN OTTERS better

epo
03-08-2010, 05:12 PM
Obviously this country was ruined in 1790 when the United States did the first census. Those damned liberals who wrote the Constitution with their damned Article I, Section 2.

Furtherman
03-08-2010, 05:13 PM
Don't fill it out! Your town doesn't need any federal funds!

epo
03-08-2010, 05:14 PM
Don't fill it out! Your town doesn't need any federal funds!

No representation.
No federal funding.
Higher taxes.

Just like the Founding Fathers envisioned.

disneyspy
03-08-2010, 05:16 PM
I liked DETAIN OTTERS better

i thought it was too cerbral for this crowd and had to change it,except for you,no gets the jokes when i get intellectual

Hottub
03-08-2010, 05:18 PM
There is no reason for Obama/Big Brother to know which gyms gay republicans go to.
You just worry about minting the money, delivering the mail, and defending the borders.

sailor
03-08-2010, 05:21 PM
And once again this thread shows that liberals think that we Republicans are characters. Laughable the denial that goes on.

i can't imagine another person on this board would call me a liberal, proving my point. (and, yes, of course, i know that now they will.)

keithy_19
03-08-2010, 05:21 PM
I liked DETAIN OTTERS better

Wait, what does Obama have against otters?

Damn. This has gone too far!

disneyspy
03-08-2010, 05:21 PM
i can't imagine another person on this board would call me a liberal, proving my point. (and, yes, of course, i know that now they will.)

pussy

IamFogHat
03-08-2010, 05:30 PM
When the real census comes next week, which this letter says it will, what do I need to answer on it? The government is sending these out as a way of knowing exactly what they are up against so what is my best bet in protecting myself?

I am thinking that if there is an option I will put down homosexual liberal black, them knowing a white republican is in their midst will simply put me at the top of their watch lists.

Are they any resources out there that can prepare me against what is going to be in my mailbox soon?

Getting this letter feels like an attack against me personally, as if they know what I am and they are simply trying to confirm it.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

This will be the most helpful post:
http://teamsuperforest.org/superforest/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/trash-can.jpg

Chigworthy
03-08-2010, 06:12 PM
I'm getting tired of leftist wackos like Jezo.

SonOfSmeagol
03-08-2010, 06:43 PM
If you blow off the letter, maybe real people will show up at your door to follow up.

Then you can bury them in the backyard.

With the others.

keithy_19
03-08-2010, 07:11 PM
If you blow off the letter, maybe real people will show up at your door to follow up.

Then you can bury them in the backyard.

With the others.

The insurrection is coming.

Fallon
03-08-2010, 07:14 PM
I got one today as well.

What a waste of resources. Why send me something to tell me you're sending me something next week?

Dude!
03-08-2010, 07:24 PM
What a waste of resources. Why send me something to tell me you're sending me something next week?

that's what i thought too
silly letter from silly people

keithy_19
03-08-2010, 07:29 PM
I got one today as well.

What a waste of resources. Why send me something to tell me you're sending me something next week?

So you have time to think about the way the government is interfering in your life, of course.

But I agree. Seems to be tax money wasted. Then again, that's what the government does.

underdog
03-08-2010, 07:31 PM
I got one today as well.

What a waste of resources. Why send me something to tell me you're sending me something next week?

that's what i thought too
silly letter from silly people

The government is great at wasting money. I remember getting a letter telling me I was getting $600 back after the tax cuts by Bush. Getting a check for $600 would have made me realize I was getting $600.

LordJezo
03-09-2010, 03:13 AM
This will be the most helpful post:
http://teamsuperforest.org/superforest/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/trash-can.jpg

You can't.

If you don't fill out the census people with GPS tracking devices are dispatched to your house to interview you.

I am terrified of this.

epo
03-09-2010, 03:34 AM
You can't.

If you don't fill out the census people with GPS tracking devices are dispatched to your house to interview you.

I am terrified of this.

The door-to-door census takers will be glad to do their Constitutional duty. You'll have nothing to fear in the 10 questions/10 minutes section...it'll be the special 11th question you should fear.

Hint: It'll take longer than 10 minutes.

LordJezo
03-09-2010, 04:16 AM
Why do they need the birthdays of everyone in the house?

http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php

They are digging more and more into our lives.

It's going to be ID theft party time for people in the coming weeks, all criminals need to do is steal the mail and they will have everything about all of America in their hands.

Doctor Manhattan
03-09-2010, 04:42 AM
I got one today as well.

What a waste of resources. Why send me something to tell me you're sending me something next week?

I guess you would not be properly prepared for the real letter/form. I'm going to send them a letter letting them know that I will be sending in the Census form, just to be safe.

epo
03-09-2010, 04:45 AM
Why do they need the birthdays of everyone in the house?

http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php

They are digging more and more into our lives.

It's going to be ID theft party time for people in the coming weeks, all criminals need to do is steal the mail and they will have everything about all of America in their hands.

Steal the mail? But how will I get the Weekly Shopper's Guide?

booster11373
03-09-2010, 05:04 AM
Why do they need the birthdays of everyone in the house?

http://2010.census.gov/2010census/how/interactive-form.php

They are digging more and more into our lives.

It's going to be ID theft party time for people in the coming weeks, all criminals need to do is steal the mail and they will have everything about all of America in their hands.

The nerve of them, why if they knew everyone's birthdays the might start sending out birthday cards to everyone.

I just dont know if that will be socialism or indoctrination. I guess i will wait and get my opinion from the TV or the radio

sailor
03-09-2010, 05:21 AM
It's going to be ID theft party time for people in the coming weeks, all criminals need to do is steal the mail and they will have everything about all of America in their hands.

Stop acting like this is Puerto Rico.

Dude!
03-09-2010, 05:42 AM
Stop acting like this is Puerto Rico.

tell that to Amerosa

LordJezo
03-09-2010, 05:49 AM
The nerve of them, why if they knew everyone's birthdays the might start sending out birthday cards to everyone.

I just dont know if that will be socialism or indoctrination. I guess i will wait and get my opinion from the TV or the radio

Why do they need my birthday though? Why do they have to have the names and stats of all their slaves? They are obviously expanding their census powers. Its criminal. More people need to start revolting. This country is going to war with itself, its the only way for us to survive.

Serpico1103
03-09-2010, 05:52 AM
Why do they need my birthday though? Why do they have to have the names and stats of all their slaves? They are obviously expanding their census powers. Its criminal. More people need to start revolting. This country is going to war with itself, its the only way for us to survive.
Be a patriot. Get a plane. Burn down your house. Crash into a building. Be the spark.

underdog
03-09-2010, 06:00 AM
Why do they need my birthday though? Why do they have to have the names and stats of all their slaves? They are obviously expanding their census powers. Its criminal. More people need to start revolting. This country is going to war with itself, its the only way for us to survive.

Comparing you filing out 10 questions to people who were taken from their homes and families and forced to work for no wages is real nice.

Dude!
03-09-2010, 06:03 AM
Comparing you filing out 10 questions to people who were taken from their homes and families and forced to work for no wages is real nice.

they didn't have 'homes' per se
and they were 'taken' and
then sold by other Africans,
and Arab slave traders

try to remember both halves
of the equation:
we bought them
but they kidnapped and sold them

fuckin racist Africans and Arabs

booster11373
03-09-2010, 06:34 AM
they didn't have 'homes' per se
and they were 'taken' and
then sold by other Africans,
and Arab slave traders

try to remember both halves
of the equation:
we bought them
but they kidnapped and sold them

fuckin racist Africans and Arabs

You should re-read
your
history books
again

Dude!
03-09-2010, 06:41 AM
You should re-read
your
history books
again

re-read again
nice..

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:02 AM
Why do you people still feed the troll?

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:15 AM
http://www.spooncraft.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/failed_troll1-300x300.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:16 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-troll-car-hating.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:18 AM
http://www.motivationpics.com/images/you_fail_at_failing.jpg

Dude!
03-09-2010, 07:19 AM
at least post cat pics

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:21 AM
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poorly-disguised-troll-is-poorly-disguised.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:22 AM
at least post cat pics

http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss348/Beak07_album/cat.jpg

Chigworthy
03-09-2010, 07:25 AM
http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/139/860/739/Bd8O.jpg

LordJezo
03-09-2010, 09:53 AM
Death Metal Moe, denier like the rest.

Ron and Fez is a place for us to talk about our lives, except when it goes against hard left and dares to question the beliefs of Obama.

It's people like him that make people shun this place and go to boards that are more accepting of viewpoints that may go against the masses.

People are concerned:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/census-a-little-too-personal.html

But oh no! Don't talk about it here, questioning and fearing the destructive Obama administration is considered trolling.

mikeyboy
03-09-2010, 10:03 AM
Death Metal Moe, denier like the rest.

Ron and Fez is a place for us to talk about our lives, except when it goes against hard left and dares to question the beliefs of Obama.

It's people like him that make people shun this place and go to boards that are more accepting of viewpoints that may go against the masses.

People are concerned:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/census-a-little-too-personal.html

But oh no! Don't talk about it here, questioning and fearing the destructive Obama administration is considered trolling.
If anyone thought that you actually believed any of the crap you spew, it would be a different story.

IMSlacker
03-09-2010, 10:03 AM
This whole census thing is the best idea Obama's come up with yet.

We need to know exactly where the trouble makers are and what they're up to.

Furtherman
03-09-2010, 10:13 AM
If anyone thought that you actually believed any of the crap you spew, it would be a different story.

Yea, the shtick has worn thin. Way thin. It's not even shocking anymore.

Dude!
03-09-2010, 10:54 AM
Yea, the shtick has worn thin. Way thin. It's not even shocking anymore.

you should start your 1000th thread
on hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanos
and other disasters

LordJezo
03-09-2010, 11:04 AM
Yea, the shtick has worn thin. Way thin. It's not even shocking anymore.

Conservative values are not shtick, they will rise again and eventually rid this nation of the harm the left has done.

sailor
03-09-2010, 11:14 AM
Conservative values are not shtick, they will rise again and eventually rid this nation of the harm the left has done.

I am offended at the fun pinkos like you are having at the expense of proper
conservatives.

Furtherman
03-09-2010, 11:17 AM
you should start your 1000th thread
on hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanos
and other disasters

Thank you, I will! At least they're real.

sailor
03-09-2010, 11:19 AM
Thank you, I will! At least they're real.

And everyone knows you usually bump old ones.

Furtherman
03-09-2010, 11:19 AM
And everyone knows you usually bump old ones.

Never forget!

mikeyboy
03-09-2010, 11:23 AM
you should start your 1000th thread
on hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanos
and other disasters

There's a certain irony to Dude! lecturing anyone on overdone shtick.

underdog
03-09-2010, 11:27 AM
they didn't have 'homes' per se
and they were 'taken' and
then sold by other Africans,
and Arab slave traders

try to remember both halves
of the equation:
we bought them
but they kidnapped and sold them

fuckin racist Africans and Arabs

Where did I mention a "we" or an "us"?

Serpico1103
03-09-2010, 11:37 AM
Conservative values are not shtick, they will rise again and eventually rid this nation of the harm the left has done.
At the goth club were they talking about so-ci-ety and how the man is making them escape goats? I would think we would hear about rants at the club more than a gym.

Dude!
03-09-2010, 12:04 PM
There's a certain irony to Dude! lecturing anyone on overdone shtick.

my threads are pure gold

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 01:02 PM
Death Metal Moe, denier like the rest.

Ron and Fez is a place for us to talk about our lives, except when it goes against hard left and dares to question the beliefs of Obama.

It's people like him that make people shun this place and go to boards that are more accepting of viewpoints that may go against the masses.

People are concerned:

http://www.prisonplanet.com/census-a-little-too-personal.html

But oh no! Don't talk about it here, questioning and fearing the destructive Obama administration is considered trolling.

Don't you even speak my fucking name.

KnoxHarrington
03-09-2010, 01:19 PM
I got that letter today myself.

I didn't sense encroaching fascism, or hear jackbooted thugs approaching: I just sensed stupid bureaucracy. What, I won't know what the Census form is when I get it?

hanso
03-09-2010, 01:26 PM
When the real census comes next week, which this letter says it will, what do I need to answer on it? The government is sending these out as a way of knowing exactly what they are up against so what is my best bet in protecting myself?

I am thinking that if there is an option I will put down homosexual liberal black, them knowing a white republican is in their midst will simply put me at the top of their watch lists.

Are they any resources out there that can prepare me against what is going to be in my mailbox soon?

Getting this letter feels like an attack against me personally, as if they know what I am and they are simply trying to confirm it.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.


The party of fear and fraud have sent out fake ones. I guess you would know your own party's propaganda.

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 06:59 PM
http://failness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/setsail-for-fail-thread.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 06:59 PM
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x48/muppet1010/persistent-fail.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:01 PM
http://home.cogeco.ca/~mbilodeau/fail.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 07:02 PM
http://jmn.fadainc.com/funnypics/Fail.jpg

Dude!
03-09-2010, 07:28 PM
http://jmn.fadainc.com/funnypics/Fail.jpg

can you do anything
other than post other
peoples' silly pictures?

PapaBear
03-09-2010, 07:36 PM
Isn't the census just 10 questions?
Yes. And they keep saying they take 10 minutes. Those must be some hard damn questions! If there's any calculus, I'm fucked.

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 08:51 PM
can you do anything
other than post other
peoples' silly pictures?

They are posts on par with the OP's thread. Actually no, that's a lie. Cat and troll pics are still too good for a fucking jezo thread.

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 08:52 PM
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/politics/dcblog/Census%20Bureau.jpg

Death Metal Moe
03-09-2010, 08:54 PM
http://www.78west.com/jason_is_my_boyfriend/IMG_0022.JPG

LordJezo
03-10-2010, 06:37 AM
Death Metal Moe is one of the biggest haters on this board. Here we are trying to discuss something and all he can do is troll a thread with pictures.

http://www.78west.com/jason_is_my_boyfriend/IMG_0022.JPG

At least get the link right:

http://www.78west.com/jason_is_my_boyfriend/

It's a shame current day politics can no longer be discussed here without thread hijacking.

:(

Misteriosa
03-10-2010, 06:41 AM
They are posts on par with the OP's thread. Actually no, that's a lie. Cat and troll pics are still too good for a fucking jezo thread.

eeewww... thanks for that visual, moe :down:

Death Metal Moe
03-10-2010, 07:17 AM
It's a shame current day politics can no longer be discussed here without thread hijacking.


When you post ANYTHING of ANY substance on this board I'll gladly participate.

You're a shock poster. Nothing more, nothing less. You USED to participate on this message board like a fucking real person. Not sure why you changed but now, you suck and your shtick is tiresome.

You haven't tried to discuss a fucking thing here in years. Go screw.

Death Metal Moe
03-10-2010, 07:18 AM
And just for good measure:

http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/unexplainable.jpg

Furtherman
03-10-2010, 08:43 AM
Moe is right Jezo. Your posts have the substance of pre-cum these days. You've finally benched your crazy limit, or maybe the gym went out of business, either way, it's pathetically hack. You have two threads about corn. Amaizeing.

Death Metal Moe
03-10-2010, 10:10 AM
At least someone else sees it. Thank you.

disneyspy
03-10-2010, 12:26 PM
Yes. And they keep saying they take 10 minutes. Those must be some hard damn questions! If there's any calculus, I'm fucked.

i was told there'd be no math

KingModem
03-10-2010, 12:39 PM
i was told there'd be no math

Just use corn kernels to do the math, you'll be fine. Wait! No! Another reliance on corn!

disneyspy
03-10-2010, 12:44 PM
Just use corn kernels to do the math, you'll be fine. Wait! No! Another reliance on corn!

are you calling me a jezo? thats like the worst thing you can call a man,sorry about your reliever

LordJezo
03-10-2010, 01:07 PM
Moe is right Jezo. Your posts have the substance of pre-cum these days. You've finally benched your crazy limit, or maybe the gym went out of business, either way, it's pathetically hack. You have two threads about corn. Amaizeing.

There is no crazy limit when you fear your government. We are under attack every single day and people like this message board are simply letting it happen around them.

underdog
03-10-2010, 01:30 PM
There is no crazy limit when you fear your government. We are under attack every single day and people like this message board are simply letting it happen around them.

The message board is a person now? Now I'm scared.

Serpico1103
03-10-2010, 01:57 PM
The message board is a person now? Now I'm scared.

First it was corporations, now it is message boards.

sailor
03-10-2010, 02:35 PM
First it was corporations, now it is message boards.

you're the lefty jezo.

underdog
03-10-2010, 03:03 PM
you're the lefty jezo.

You're the lefty me.

lleeder
03-10-2010, 03:06 PM
in a chip voice "census? more like control-us right jezo?"

Chigworthy
03-10-2010, 03:08 PM
You're the lefty me.

I'm the left-handed one, he that writes with the left hand.

booster11373
03-10-2010, 03:11 PM
There is no crazy limit when you fear your government. We are under attack every single day and people like this message board are simply letting it happen around them.

Besides your jawing at your gym what are you doing to stop this so-called takeover?

lleeder
03-10-2010, 03:12 PM
Besides your jawing at your gym what are you doing to stop this so-called takeover?

sending out pictures of his cock

booster11373
03-10-2010, 03:17 PM
sending out pictures of his cock

Well then its not working!

midwestjeff
03-10-2010, 05:45 PM
When you post ANYTHING of ANY substance on this board I'll gladly participate.

Translation: When you post in the WoW thread about how many hobbits you've destroyed I'll gladly participate.

disneyspy
03-10-2010, 05:48 PM
Translation: When you post in the WoW thread about how many hobbits you've destroyed I'll gladly participate.

we have a Whacking off Weenies thread?

help a brother out and give me a link

midwestjeff
03-10-2010, 06:05 PM
help a brother out and give me a link

Here ya go.

Whacking off Weenies (http://ronfezv3.com/)

disneyspy
03-10-2010, 06:06 PM
Here ya go.

Whacking off Weenies (http://ronfezv3.com/)

you evil prick,i just got douche chills

LordJezo
03-15-2010, 05:56 PM
Well, the real thing came in the mail.

I filled it out like an obedient citizen and will be sending it back tomorrow.

Chigworthy
03-15-2010, 05:57 PM
Well, the real thing came in the mail.

I filled it out like an obedient citizen and will be sending it back tomorrow.

Viva la revolucion.

Dan 'Hampton
03-15-2010, 07:00 PM
Wife filled it out. Her take was all they asked was are you Hispanic and if so from where.

epo
03-15-2010, 07:37 PM
Ten Questions....

1. How many people live at this house right now
2. Are there additional people at the house during the year
3. Type of house
4. Your telephone number
5. Your name
6. Male/Female
7. Age & Date-of-birth
8. Hispanic?
9. Race
10. Do you only live here?

I gotta tell ya...its really tough.

Dude!
03-15-2010, 08:12 PM
Ten Questions....



I gotta tell ya...its really tough.

why is there a question...
8. Hispanic?
in addition to a question...
9. Race?

it should be just:
white or other

epo
03-15-2010, 08:17 PM
why is there a question...
8. Hispanic?
in addition to a question...
9. Race?

it should be just:
white or other

The question has been asked since 1970 to help with bilingual programs and to monitor compliance with anti-discrimination law.

Fallon
03-15-2010, 08:28 PM
I just filled mine out on the shitter.

Dude!
03-15-2010, 08:29 PM
The question has been asked since 1970 to help with bilingual programs and to monitor compliance with anti-discrimination law.

i hope they send the results
to Wrestlingfan
he'll know how to handle this

PapaBear
03-15-2010, 08:32 PM
I just filled mine out on the shitter.
I would have written that on the form.

Dude!
03-15-2010, 08:33 PM
I would have written that on the form.

or, he could have smeared on
his x's with feces

epo
03-15-2010, 08:43 PM
i hope they send the resultsto Wrestlingfanhe'll know how to handle this

I'm sure he'll treat it rationally.

A.J.
03-15-2010, 10:14 PM
I just filled mine out on the shitter.

I hope you didn't lick your fingers to help turn the pages.

Misteriosa
03-16-2010, 03:51 AM
why is there a question...
8. Hispanic?
in addition to a question...
9. Race?

it should be just:
white or other

in all seriousness, i had trouble answering question 9. im neither "white looking" nor "black looking", i consider myself trigueña. the other categories dont work for me. i eventually chose one, but none of the choices seemed to fit me.:o

i ran a search to see if i was the only one who felt retarded in having such a hard time answering that question. it turns out there are a lot of tan latinos who have that problem. the census folks decided that everyone who is not dark (like sammy sosa used to be) is considered white (like sammy sosa is now).

http://www.banderasnews.com/1003/edat-latinoinamerica.htm

disneyspy
03-16-2010, 04:37 AM
in all seriousness, i had trouble answering question 9. im neither "white looking" nor "black looking", i consider myself trigueña. the other categories dont work for me. i eventually chose one, but none of the choices seemed to fit me.:o

i ran a search to see if i was the only one who felt retarded in having such a hard time answering that question. it turns out there are a lot of tan latinos who have that problem. the census folks decided that everyone who is not dark (like sammy sosa used to be) is considered white (like sammy sosa is now).

http://www.banderasnews.com/1003/edat-latinoinamerica.htm

you shouldve written in "hot looking"

disneyspy
03-16-2010, 04:54 AM
from opening letter to licking and closing reply envelope 3 min 42 seconds,beat that bums

SonOfSmeagol
03-16-2010, 05:57 AM
from opening letter to licking and closing reply envelope 3 min 42 seconds,beat that bums

The questions were all a ruse to get you to lick the envelope. Prepare for mind control.

http://entertainment.ie/images_content/ClockworkPic.jpg

Misteriosa
03-16-2010, 06:05 AM
ew. you guys lick envelopes? i use a wet paper towel.

[insert urban legend about roach eggs being implanted in a paper-cut tongue while licking envelope.]

Aggie
03-16-2010, 06:07 AM
from opening letter to licking and closing reply envelope 3 min 42 seconds,beat that bums

2 minutes, 30 seconds. suck it.

Dell
03-16-2010, 06:10 AM
ew. you guys lick envelopes? i use a wet paper towel.

[insert urban legend about roach eggs being implanted in a paper-cut tongue while licking envelope.]

I just spit on fingers and...oh, oops...never mind...:innocent:

Dude!
03-16-2010, 06:46 AM
Originally Posted by Dude!
why is there a question...
8. Hispanic?
in addition to a question...
9. Race?

it should be just:
white or other

in all seriousness, i had trouble answering question 9. im neither "white looking" nor "black looking", i consider myself trigueña. the other categories dont work for me. i eventually chose one, but none of the choices seemed to fit me.:o

i ran a search to see if i was the only one who felt retarded in having such a hard time answering that question. it turns out there are a lot of tan latinos who have that problem. the census folks decided that everyone who is not dark (like sammy sosa used to be) is considered white (like sammy sosa is now).

http://www.banderasnews.com/1003/edat-latinoinamerica.htm

i love when amerosa
quotes my posts

Jujubees2
03-16-2010, 08:25 AM
Nevermind race, what would this person check for sex?

No sex for me, please! Ex-transsexual Australian Norrie May-Welby is first legally genderless person (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/03/16/2010-03-16_no_sex_for_me_please_extranssexual_briton_is_fi rst_legally_genderless_person.html)

LordJezo
03-16-2010, 11:09 AM
in all seriousness, i had trouble answering question 9. im neither "white looking" nor "black looking", i consider myself trigueña. the other categories dont work for me. i eventually chose one, but none of the choices seemed to fit me.:o

i ran a search to see if i was the only one who felt retarded in having such a hard time answering that question. it turns out there are a lot of tan latinos who have that problem. the census folks decided that everyone who is not dark (like sammy sosa used to be) is considered white (like sammy sosa is now).

http://www.banderasnews.com/1003/edat-latinoinamerica.htm

We put down other for the wife and filled in Latino-White. I was pretty worried about doing it as I think it will warrant some kind of scary follow up from the feds, but it was all I could do to stick it to the man and their categorization of their population.

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Sadly, this is true in today's society, we are not allowed to be individuals, only numbers for them to manipulate and use to gain more power.

SonOfSmeagol
03-17-2010, 05:07 PM
Done.

There is now at least one "Mr. I. B. Fezzie" residing in "Whatley City, CA".