Is it cheating? Game

[lleeder]

Here's the "Is it cheating game?" Its simple you give a scenario and ask if its cheating or not. The person that answers then asks their scenario and so on. I'll start.


Your girlfriend says to another guy " I want you to fuck me so bad" but never has physical contact with him. Is it cheating?

[disneyspy]

Here's the "Is it cheating game?" Its simple you give a scenario and ask if its cheating or not. The person that answers then asks their scenario and so on. I'll start.


Your girlfriend says to another guy " I want you to fuck me so bad" but never has physical contact with him. Is it cheating?

no a bad fuck doesn't count

you have a radio partner,you're at bed bath and beyond,the store clerk asks you why you have so much toilet paper,you say its becuse you say you want to fuck the shit out of him,is it cheating?

[Snoogans]

why would people wanna talk about depressing shit like this?

Seriously lleeder, lets just get it out there. What did you or your wife do that you need to know if its cheating?

[Snoogans]

Here's the "Is it cheating game?" Its simple you give a scenario and ask if its cheating or not. The person that answers then asks their scenario and so on. I'll start.


Your girlfriend says to another guy " I want you to fuck me so bad" but never has physical contact with him. Is it cheating?

oh yea, and if a chick I was with said this to another guy, i dont need to hear anything else. Im out

[Furtherman]

If you have to ask, "Is it cheating?", then it probably is.

[lleeder]

Your wife cooks a steak for another man but doesnt use salt or pepper. Is it cheating?

[TripleSkeet]

Dont involve me in you and your wifes bedroom reindeer games.

[JerseyRich]

When did you all become a bunch of sensitive pussies?

Just answer the question!

[Snoogans]

Dont involve me in you and your wifes bedroom reindeer games.

knowing lleeders propensity for alcohol, its probably more like Cialis games

[JerseyRich]

Yes Lleeder.
That is cheating.

If your chick signs her name on little notes for her boss at work with a little heart...

Is that cheating?

[nate1000]

Here's the "Is it cheating game?" Its simple you give a scenario and ask if its cheating or not. The person that answers then asks their scenario and so on. I'll start.


Your girlfriend says to another guy " I want you to fuck me so bad" but never has physical contact with him. Is it cheating?


Not technically, but whatever you got going on is OVER.

Yes Lleeder.
That is cheating.

If your chick signs her name on little notes for her boss at work with a little heart...

Is that cheating?


Again not technically, but either your chick signs everything with a little heart (in which case she needs a stiff punch in the fucking face) OR

she wants to gag on her boss' junk.

How about you meet a good looking friend from a former life for a couple of drinks to catch up. Flirting ensues and the possibility of getting together again is tossed on the table. You do not follow up, but also do not tell your partner about it.

Is that cheating?

[Misteriosa]

How about you meet a good looking friend from a former life for a couple of drinks to catch up. Flirting ensues and the possibility of getting together again is tossed on the table. You do not follow up, but also do not tell your partner about it.

Is that cheating?

i would say no, because you didnt follow through.

[Hottub]

Not technically, but whatever you got going on is OVER.




How about you meet a good looking friend from a former life for a couple of drinks to catch up. Flirting ensues and the possibility of getting together again is tossed on the table. You do not follow up, but also do not tell your partner about it.

Is that cheating?

Nah. No foul, no harm.

Let's take this one further.
You meet up with an old friend. Getting together is not brought up, but you trade dirty emails and texts.
Is this cheating?

What if you both trade dirty emails and texts, then each run into the other room to jack.
Is this cheating?

[disneyspy]

What if you both trade dirty emails and texts, then each run into the other room to jack.
Is this cheating?

only if you both run into the same room

you're dating a chick but havent had sex,an ex drunk crazy pussy bitch shows up for a booty call at your your place at 3AM and you do her but dont tell the new chick, is that cheating? cuz i have this friend...

[sailor]

You meet up with an old friend. Getting together is not brought up, but you trade dirty emails and texts.
Is this cheating?

What if you both trade dirty emails and texts, then each run into the other room to jack.
Is this cheating?

obviously.

[disneyspy]

obviously.

YOU'RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT!!

[Hottub]

obviously.

The 1st scenario?
The second?
Both?

Goddam Puritans.

[sailor]

The 1st scenario?
The second?
Both?

Goddam Puritans.

yes.

and puritans never had email.

[A.J.]

Your girlfriend says to another guy " I want you to fuck me so bad" but never has physical contact with him. Is it cheating?

Cheating? No.

End of the relationship? Yes.

[opie's twisted balls]

If the tip or a nipple makes an appearance its cheating.....otherwise its just naughty talk

[PapaBear]

My first ex thought it was cheating when SHE had a DREAM about me sleeping with her best friend.

Then again, the same crazy bitch thinks my daughter in law is a soul sucking vampire (FOR REAL).

[Death Metal Moe]

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[MC Pee Pants]

What about taking a hand towel, fold it in half then rolling it up really tight, putting it between your mattress and your box spring and going to town? With lotion in it.

[lleeder]

depends on who bought the lotion

[midwestjeff]

If I drive to your house and your wife sucks my dick, swallows, and then doesn't brush her dirty mouth before she kisses your children, is it cheating?

[weekapaugjz]

If I drive to your house and your wife sucks my dick, swallows, and then doesn't brush her dirty mouth before she kisses your children, is it cheating?

does that mean you are both cheating on me?

[disneyspy]

does that mean you are both cheating on me?

yes

you're the president of a major power in the 90s,you let a whitehouse intern moisten your really dry don rigo with her vag,then you smoke it,is it cheating?

[midwestjeff]

yes

you're the president of a major power in the 90s,you let a whitehouse intern moisten your really dry don rigo with her vag,then you smoke it,is it cheating?

Yes, because smoking a Don Rigo dripping in pussy juice
is still cheating yourself out of smoking a real cigar.

If I have a MLB team with a 200 million dollar payroll, is it cheating?

[FUNKMAN]

you are dating a new girl but still have feelings for the previous girlfriend. so as you are dating the new girl you send text and e-mails to the previous girlfriend telling her you love and miss her.

not that you want to fuck or be in a relationship with the previous girlfriend. you just felt you still loved her...

is it cheating?

[nate1000]

you are dating a new girl but still have feelings for the previous girlfriend. so as you are dating the new girl you send text and e-mails to the previous girlfriend telling her you love and miss her.

not that you want to fuck or be in a relationship with the previous girlfriend. you just felt you still loved her...

is it cheating?

Not cheating, but if the previous girlfriend has a dick, you may be gay.

[realmenhatelife]

you are dating a new girl but still have feelings for the previous girlfriend. so as you are dating the new girl you send text and e-mails to the previous girlfriend telling her you love and miss her.

not that you want to fuck or be in a relationship with the previous girlfriend. you just felt you still loved her...

is it cheating?

If a person is going to string two girls along that hard would they really care if it's cheating?

[FUNKMAN]

Not cheating, but if the previous girlfriend has a dick, you may be gay.

If a person is going to string two girls along that hard would they really care if it's cheating?

no dick... the previous woman was married, but it was an open marriage. they had no children and a nice home. she had her room and slept downstairs, he slept upstairs. he knew of me. she would stay with me for a couple days at a time, no problem. i did not want to marry her, or live with her, just wanted her to be single, after I developed feelings for her what I thought were Love.

In the long run I did not want to date a married woman anymore and ventured into the new relationship. Turns out the new girl on two occassions left me for whatever reason and I would contact the previous woman, and she always came back to me. But while we were back together I would try to get the new girl back, and when I did I would leave the previous woman, and she would get crazy upset.

What was happening is I was using the first woman so I wouldn't have to be alone. It wasn't right but it was what it was.

So I did it a third time where I was having a hard time with the new girl and I asked the first woman to come back and she did, but the next day I told her I was just having a hard time with my new girlfriend and that I did not want her back.

Two weeks later the first woman waits outside the new girlfriends apt for her to get home from work and shows her every text and e-mail I sent her while I was dating the new girl.
Tells the new girlfriend she is madly in love with me.

So now I have neither though I try to get back with the new girl for a month, she tried too because we were going to get engaged and she cried her eyes out for a month but then just said "fuck you" to me.

So a week later I'm contacting the first woman and she's sitting at the table at the coffee house, had a few drinks, tells me she wants to get up and leave but she can't because she is addicted to and loves me, and comes back to me.

We're together a week and a half and in my place I tell her I still love the other girl.

She freaks out, punches me, hits me with her pocketbook and walks out.

Soon after she puts an ad on dontdatehimgirls.com and labels me a Narcissist Psychopath and said if any women should get mixed up with me she would be left standing at the gates of hell trying to pick up the pieces of their life.

Mind you this is the woman who on our first date said "you're not gonna throw me out of bed"...

[MC Pee Pants]

no dick... the previous woman was married, but it was an open marriage. they had no children and a nice home. she had her room and slept downstairs, he slept upstairs. he knew of me. she would stay with me for a couple days at a time, no problem. i did not want to marry her, or live with her, just wanted her to be single, after I developed feelings for her what I thought were Love.

In the long run I did not want to date a married woman anymore and ventured into the new relationship. Turns out the new girl on two occassions left me for whatever reason and I would contact the previous woman, and she always came back to me. But while we were back together I would try to get the new girl back, and when I did I would leave the previous woman, and she would get crazy upset.

What was happening is I was using the first woman so I wouldn't have to be alone. It wasn't right but it was what it was.

So I did it a third time where I was having a hard time with the new girl and I asked the first woman to come back and she did, but the next day I told her I was just having a hard time with my new girlfriend and that I did not want her back.

Two weeks later the first woman waits outside the new girlfriends apt for her to get home from work and shows her every text and e-mail I sent her while I was dating the new girl.
Tells the new girlfriend she is madly in love with me.

So now I have neither though I try to get back with the new girl for a month, she tried too because we were going to get engaged and she cried her eyes out for a month but then just said "fuck you" to me.

So a week later I'm contacting the first woman and she's sitting at the table at the coffee house, had a few drinks, tells me she wants to get up and leave but she can't because she is addicted to and loves me, and comes back to me.

We're together a week and a half and in my place I tell her I still love the other girl.

She freaks out, punches me, hits me with her pocketbook and walks out.

Soon after she puts an ad on dontdatehimgirls.com and labels me a Narcissist Psychopath and said if any women should get mixed up with me she would be left standing at the gates of hell trying to pick up the pieces of their life.

Mind you this is the woman who on our first date said "you're not gonna throw me out of bed"...

Yea thats cheating....this thread has been fucking raped.

[disneyspy]

Yea thats cheating....this thread has been fucking raped.

it sure got specific for a hypothetical question

[SatCam]

no dick... the previous woman was married, but it was an open marriage. they had no children and a nice home. she had her room and slept downstairs, he slept upstairs. he knew of me. she would stay with me for a couple days at a time, no problem. i did not want to marry her, or live with her, just wanted her to be single, after I developed feelings for her what I thought were Love.

In the long run I did not want to date a married woman anymore and ventured into the new relationship. Turns out the new girl on two occassions left me for whatever reason and I would contact the previous woman, and she always came back to me. But while we were back together I would try to get the new girl back, and when I did I would leave the previous woman, and she would get crazy upset.

What was happening is I was using the first woman so I wouldn't have to be alone. It wasn't right but it was what it was.

So I did it a third time where I was having a hard time with the new girl and I asked the first woman to come back and she did, but the next day I told her I was just having a hard time with my new girlfriend and that I did not want her back.

Two weeks later the first woman waits outside the new girlfriends apt for her to get home from work and shows her every text and e-mail I sent her while I was dating the new girl.
Tells the new girlfriend she is madly in love with me.

So now I have neither though I try to get back with the new girl for a month, she tried too because we were going to get engaged and she cried her eyes out for a month but then just said "fuck you" to me.

So a week later I'm contacting the first woman and she's sitting at the table at the coffee house, had a few drinks, tells me she wants to get up and leave but she can't because she is addicted to and loves me, and comes back to me.

We're together a week and a half and in my place I tell her I still love the other girl.

She freaks out, punches me, hits me with her pocketbook and walks out.

Soon after she puts an ad on dontdatehimgirls.com and labels me a Narcissist Psychopath and said if any women should get mixed up with me she would be left standing at the gates of hell trying to pick up the pieces of their life.

Mind you this is the woman who on our first date said "you're not gonna throw me out of bed"...

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