Make your own news headline game

[hanso]

Make your own news headline game

Post some news story headline. Then make up your own.
1st headline is
Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates

Barnes was allegedly driving while shaving her bikini area when she hit another vehicle in the Florida Keys.
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

[disneyspy]

BALD PUSSY IN HAIRY SITUATION

[disneyspy]

SMOOTH VAGINA DRIVES LIKE A DICK

[disneyspy]

FRONT SHAVER GETS IN A REAR ENDER

[disneyspy]

BALD EAGLE ENDANGERED

am i doing this right?

[hanso]

Yeah, doing great.

[hanso]

My entry

slut shaves snatch slams side rail

[Melk]

Smooth Slit Slides into Oncoming Traffic

[Jughead]

BALD EAGLE ENDANGERED

am i doing this right?

:lol:

[Jughead]

All Toyota recall's stopped Gillette now under investigation:blink:

[dino_electropolis]

Cunt gets cut off and cuts off cunt.

[Jughead]

Floor mats have excessive pussy hair edges

[Jughead]

On star has new pussy shaving button ...BURN BY BURN:wallbash:

[hanso]

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Small plane hits and kills jogger wearing iPod on US beach

[opie's twisted balls]

Barnes was allegedly driving while shaving her bikini area when she hit another vehicle in the Florida Keys.
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/cops-woman-crashes-car-shaving-privates/story?id=10065885

from the Johnnie Cochran school of attention whoring.....

Calamitous Car Crash Caused by Cunt Cutting

[hanso]

Small plane hits and kills jogger wearing iPod on US beach

No one is going on the new one so I will.



Plane goes put put. Jogger wearing iPod goes kaput.

[hanso]

U-pick farmer bans skirt-wearing women from berry fields for hygienic reasons.

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/07/12/farmer-bans-skirt-wearing-women-from-picking-berries-for-hygienic-reasons/

[hanso]

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Snake Bites On Israeli Model's Boobs For Trying To Lick Its Face,
And snake later died from silicone poisoning.

[disneyspy]

Jew Nurses Snake

[disneyspy]

Snake-1 Boob-0

[disneyspy]

Jew Boob - Broadcast Yourself

[disneyspy]

Monty Python And The Holey Female

[Chigworthy]

Snake Bites Clit in Airplane Shaving Crash


Like this?

[disneyspy]

Snake Bites Clit in Airplane Shaving Crash


Like this?

HA!!!

[keithy_19]

Jew Gets Bit By Snake; Snake Loses Everything.

[hanso]

Snake Bites On Israeli Model's Boobs For Trying To Lick Its Face,
And snake later died from silicone poisoning.


Fangs For The Mammaries


This is a real title for something BTW (thought I came up with it)

[Crispy123]

Nip Gets Nipped by Naughty Snake

[StanUpshaw]

[SIZE="3"][B]Nip Gets Nipped by Naughty Snake[B][SIZE]

The Japanese are going through enough trouble without you adding to it.

[hanso]

New Jersey bus driver filmed masturbating in Lincoln Tunnel

[PapaBear]

New Jersey bus driver filmed masturbating in Lincoln Tunnel
New Jersey transit authority charged producing porn.

[spoon]

lincoln tunnel, pregnant

[hanso]

New Jersey bus driver filmed masturbating in Lincoln Tunnel


Ralph Kramden - more like Ralph Kram-hand

[Crossweird]

New Jersey bus driver filmed masturbating in Lincoln Tunnel

Tara Reid's ex caught looking for something tighter.

[spoon]

Ha!

Try the skin between her tits!