post your announcements.....

[Gutter]

senseless, mindless, irreverent, random, having nothing to do with anything, and having zero affect on anyone......but fun none the less.....announcements.




i'm wearing a sweater vest today.

[boobieman]

My balls don't itch today..but my crack does...fun fun

SSEYYAAAA

[Gutter]

My balls don't itch today..but my crack does...fun fun

SSEYYAAAA

was it the cheez whiz?

[RhinoinMN]

Most Posts Wins!!

[spankyfrank]

My annoucement is that I have no annoucement to make.

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[Death Metal Moe]

I am showered, feel great and smell outstanding.

That is all.

[Serpico1103]

senseless, mindless, irreverent, random, having nothing to do with anything, and having zero affect on anyone......but fun none the less.....announcements.




i'm wearing a sweater vest today.
Didn't know jersey rich shared.

[Gutter]

Didn't know jersey rich shared.

big fan of the sweater vests is he?

[Furtherman]

big fan of the sweater vests is he?

:lol:

You have no idea.

[RhinoinMN]

big fan of the sweater vests is he?

any and all things vesty.

[Gutter]

:lol:

You have no idea.


was he wearing one at the bar crawl?

[Gutter]

any and all things vesty.


hahahahaha

[RhinoinMN]

was he wearing one at the bar crawl?

Amazingly enough he wasn't.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs490.ash1/26797_373195557971_544547971_3687627_427423_n.jpg

[Gutter]

Random Announcement #2 for today.....

I'm a Dot Commando now. sweet titties.

[boobieman]

was it the cheez whiz?

No not this time...I think it was the buffalo chicken salad

SSSEYYAAAA

[Judge Smails]

All black people please leave the Walmart.

That is all.

[Gutter]

No not this time...I think it was the buffalo chicken salad

SSSEYYAAAA


yea, that'll do it.

[opie's twisted balls]

I had 75ml of puss drained from a boil this afternoon. Hurt like a muther fucker but it feels soooooooo much better now.

[Gutter]

I had 75ml of puss drained from a boil this afternoon. Hurt like a muther fucker but it feels soooooooo much better now.


niiiiiiiice!!!! i've had an abscess lanced once after it became incredibly uncomfortable to do anything. there was a process of re-packing the gauze and draining it afterwards.....during one instance it was being squeezed to be drained before the new gauze was applied.......well the thing burst and i heard the nurse who was assisting the doctor gasp and say, "ohhh god!" hahahahahahaha i was laughing my ass off asking the doctor if i just grossed out a nurse.....he said she already left and i rejoiced in sweet sweet victory.

[opie's twisted balls]

niiiiiiiice!!!! i've had an abscess lanced once after it became incredibly uncomfortable to do anything. there was a process of re-packing the gauze and draining it afterwards.....during one instance it was being squeezed to be drained before the new gauze was applied.......well the thing burst and i heard the nurse who was assisting the doctor gasp and say, "ohhh god!" hahahahahahaha i was laughing my ass off asking the doctor if i just grossed out a nurse.....he said she already left and i rejoiced in sweet sweet victory.
Good work! Disgusting a nurse isn't easy.

Today wasn't as eventful as I've seen others being drained but when the doc was squeezing the sack I managed to get a good shot of it on his shirt. Feel kind of bad since he's a good egg.

[Hottub]

niiiiiiiice!!!! i've had an abscess lanced once after it became incredibly uncomfortable to do anything. there was a process of re-packing the gauze and draining it afterwards.....during one instance it was being squeezed to be drained before the new gauze was applied.......well the thing burst and i heard the nurse who was assisting the doctor gasp and say, "ohhh god!" hahahahahahaha i was laughing my ass off asking the doctor if i just grossed out a nurse.....he said she already left and i rejoiced in sweet sweet victory.

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif

My announcement WAS going to be "I'm home and it's beer time" but I think I'll wait.

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif

My announcement WAS going to be "I'm home and it's beer time" but I think I'll wait.

DON"T BE A PUSSY!

[Hottub]

DON"T BE A PUSSY!

Always the voice of reason.

Cheers!!!:drunk:

Now I'm heading over to Paul's sinning thread. Thanks, Ryan.:thumbup:

[NickyL0885]

I'm picking up my first ever brand new car Thursday night!! It's a Nissan Cube, in Sapphire Black, 2010. I'm sooooo stoked!!

[opie's twisted balls]

http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/tsg_smiley_puke.gif
its just a little puss

[Hottub]

its just a little puss

I could go for a little puss right aboot now!:devil2:

[mikeyboy]

I could go for a little puss right aboot now!:devil2:

Have a seat...

http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/chris-hansen.jpg

[ozzie]

Opening day for Dixie Youth Baseball is this Saturday.

Fin

[Gutter]

im playing Modern Warfare 2 on Xbox 360 tonight.

[Penelope]

I think I will stop fighting it, and just go insane.

[NickyL0885]

Finally bought a Macbook today. I'm loving it!!

[jennysmurf]

I think I will stop fighting it, and just go insane.

Can I go with you? I'm really close to it already.:help:

[CaptainBlowhole]

You know the crease between your leg and your groin? I have an itch in the crease and I scratched it a few times and it just won't go away. It woke me up at 3:15 am. Grrr

[boobieman]

MY SHOULDER IS KILLING ME....and I am still coming to work..God I'm a ass.

SSSEYyAYAAA

[CaptainBlowhole]

I am at the Starbucks by the DMV on the East Side if anyone wants to meet up. I have on a tan and black hat. I will be here until 7:30, by the lounge chairs in back, fiddling with my laptop and phone.

[Gutter]

I'm waiting to hear back from my friend about going to a UFC fighter signing tomorrow. This requires taking a friday off from work, which i have zero issues with. Cain Velasquez, Stephan Bonnar, and jersey boy Nick Catone will be signing at the Prudential Center tomorrow afternoon.....one day before the epic UFC 111 event at the same arena which i don't have tickets to.

[Gutter]

Tonight.....in the words of Bill Cosby......

"I'm going out to have a good time. I'm going OUT... because I DESERVE to go out... and I'm going to get DRUNK... because I DESERVE to get drunk... now get out of my way!"

[Misteriosa]

You know the crease between your leg and your groin? I have an itch in the crease and I scratched it a few times and it just won't go away. It woke me up at 3:15 am. Grrr

put some cortaid on it.

[opie's twisted balls]

I just jerked off at work.

[boobieman]

I just jerked off at work.

I watched a guy jerk off at work today..wait WHAT?

SSEYAYYAAA

[Gutter]

I watched a guy jerk off at work today..wait WHAT?

SSEYAYYAAA

what no pics? jeeeeez.

[Penelope]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!











I am going to wear a hat today.

[Aggie]

i'm watching southpark online and getting paid for it....and i don't care if they catch me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I am wearing a baseball cap from a certain movie.

[CaptainBlowhole]

My shoes got soaked yesterday so I am wearing Crocs today. They look stupid but feel good. But as I was walking down the hallway I passed an attractive woman from my company that I always smile at and say hi to, and as I did that today, my toe caught the carpet and I stumbled and she laughed.

[jennysmurf]

My announcement for today is that Captain Blowhole's announcement made me laugh.:laugh:

[boobieman]

what no pics? jeeeeez.

Sorry had the cell cam on myself...can never get one of those shots...literately..ok Im out..literately

SEEAYAYYAAAAA

[SinA]

my birthday was last thursday

[Aggie]

i bought some vietnamese tea from my manicurist today that's supposed to burn my fat and help me lose weight.

[Hottub]

Did SinA's birthday come up on the message page this year?
I'm pretty sure I saw it and started a thread last year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDAY!!

[Penelope]

my birthday was last thursday

Happy birthday!

[Gutter]

my birthday was last thursday

happy belated.

in un-related, belated news......i managed to get drunk as planned all weekend.

[Penelope]

i bought some vietnamese tea from my manicurist today that's supposed to burn my fat and help me lose weight.

Let me know if it works. I am working on losing 10 pounds. I seem to be stuck at my present weight though.

[boobieman]

my birthday was last thursday

Hope you had a great one...and it continued all week.

SSEYYAAA

[SinA]

Did SinA's birthday come up on the message page this year?
I'm pretty sure I saw it and started a thread last year.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDAY!!

Thanks. I might not have logged in at all that day, so it might not have showed up.

I just checked and Gvac started a thread for me last year, two years ago it was Rouski. The year before that.... also Gvac.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have enough time at work to post on messageboards today...


you're welcome

[Jughead]

Space balls on at 8 pm eastern Blazing saddles 10 amc i think I know you cant wait!!!

[NickyL0885]

Just bought a Wii.

[Bob Impact]

I'm not wearing pants.

[weekapaugjz]

I love ham.

[Gutter]

my mom makes the best mac n cheese and she sent me home with some of it after easter dinner. its delicious and incredibly bad for you.

[Penelope]

Someone new got added to my shit list last night. The list is getting pretty long. It's now at 6 people. I'm going to be busy this year.

[disneyspy]

i got put on someones shit list last night

[Jughead]

Starting April 26th Im starting a new profession after 24 years in the car business...*Time to change pants again just thinking about it*:blink:

[disneyspy]

i just realized &apos on twitter means apostrophe,why the hell would you use an apostrophe if you know its going to make your tweet look retarded?

[Furtherman]

I can't see time.

[Gutter]

I can't see time.

is that like being color blind?

do you always have to ask someone what time it is?

your comment has perplexed me sir.....i feel like dylan right now.

[Zorro]

I can't see time.

time can't change me

[Crossweird]

time can't change me

Turn and face the strange

[Furtherman]

is that like being color blind?

do you always have to ask someone what time it is?

your comment has perplexed me sir.....i feel like dylan right now.

See this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24713)

[Gutter]

See this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24713)

I saw it on your tweeeeeter.

[Furtherman]

I saw it on your tweeeeeter.

Pervert.

[Gutter]

Pervert.

horribly so.

[Gutter]

I've updated my work comp. with an awesome new background.....

http://cache.g4tv.com/images/ImageDb3/180075_S/Assassins-Creed-II.jpg

[boobieman]

I've updated my work comp. with an awesome new background.....

http://cache.g4tv.com/images/ImageDb3/180075_S/Assassins-Creed-II.jpg

Have it but have not played it yet..looks amazing.

SSSEYYAA

[Gutter]

boobieman.....its incredible. 10 times better than the first. annnnd right now, if you trade in something fairly new.....i traded Bayonetta for example, for 29 bucks.....and AC 2 is now 35 bucks used....which means i got the game for 6 beans. awesome deal there.

[Penelope]

Holly is a bitch. I hate her.

[boobieman]

boobieman.....its incredible. 10 times better than the first. annnnd right now, if you trade in something fairly new.....i traded Bayonetta for example, for 29 bucks.....and AC 2 is now 35 bucks used....which means i got the game for 6 beans. awesome deal there.

I already have it, just did not start it, because I know I will be doing what I did with the first one, going totaly insane and ignoring everything and everyone else.

I will start it soon.

SEEESSSEEyaaa

[Gutter]

let me know when that happens.

[RoseBlood]

Anyone interested, VOTE HERE (http://www.wrcn.com/Island-Rock-Idol/6302323)

You can here their music on that site or below. They made the second round, voting resumes Monday. That's all.

http://www.reverbnation.com/silentgenerosity

[Aggie]

Holly is a bitch. I hate her.


does she have to do with your ex? want me to kick her ass?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Anyone interested, VOTE HERE (http://www.wrcn.com/Island-Rock-Idol/6302323)

You can here their music on that site or below. They made the second round, voting resumes Monday. That's all.

http://www.reverbnation.com/silentgenerosity

I just voted

:king:

PS: In April I have decided to add the King at the End of my Posts.. KHB crica 2007

:king:

[RoseBlood]

I just voted

:king:

PS: In April I have decided to add the King at the End of my Posts.. KHB crica 2007

:king:

Thanks, you rock!

http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/photos/data/504/burger-king-guitar-1.jpg

[RoseBlood]

I just voted

You can't vote till Monday.

[Snoogans]

i thought I had voted as well. Turns out i just added myself as a fan. Oh well.

top this on monday so we dont forget

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You can't vote till Monday.


I realized, was at the site about to Vote, I also am now a fan

will Vote on Monday

:king:

[RoseBlood]

Ahh-hahahaha

Sorry about the mix up guys. I should've been more clear.

[Gutter]

Fellow jersey boy Frankie Edgar is champion of the UFC's lightweight division.....and thats cool. also, i'm getting a huge tattoo this saturday. can't wait for that.

[RoseBlood]

Anyone interested, VOTE HERE (http://www.wrcn.com/Island-Rock-Idol/6302323)

You can here their music on that site or below. They made the second round, voting resumes Monday. That's all.

http://www.reverbnation.com/silentgenerosity

I just voted

:king:

PS: In April I have decided to add the King at the End of my Posts.. KHB crica 2007

:king:

You can't vote till Monday.

i thought I had voted as well. Turns out i just added myself as a fan. Oh well.

top this on monday so we dont forget

I realized, was at the site about to Vote, I also am now a fan

will Vote on Monday

:king:

BUMP

Only one vote per IP address per day. Thanks!

http://www.wrcn.com/Island-Rock-Idol/6302323

[King Hippos Bandaid]

voted

here are some good luck flowers for you Rose


http://cooklikeyourgrandmother.com/albums/columbus-bacon-camp-09/090801-125452_Lg.jpg

[RoseBlood]

Thanks!

After the morning I had, it's appreciated :)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Thanks!

After the morning I had, it's appreciated :)


there were 3 dozen, but I needed to eat Breakfast.....

[Furtherman]

Who are we voting for?

[A.J.]

Who are we voting for?

Pedro.

[RoseBlood]

Who are we voting for?

Silent Generosity 3rd option from the bottom. :)

[keithy_19]

Pedro.

:lol:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just added a new avatar, ya like

:king:

[boobieman]

just added a new avatar, ya like

:king:

I just learned what a avatar is...i thought it was blue

SSEYYAAAAA

[Gutter]

sooooo i was denied my raise today.....after getting a promotion 9 months ago and sitting and waiting and, for the most part keeping my mouth shut, HR told my boss that i'm not approved for a raise right now....which i deserve. who wants a drink?:wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

sooooo i was denied my raise today.....after getting a promotion 9 months ago and sitting and waiting and, for the most part keeping my mouth shut, HR told my boss that i'm not approved for a raise right now....which i deserve. who wants a drink?:wallbash:

Sorry, budday. :thumbdown: Hopefully, you'll get it soon.

[Gutter]

Sorry, budday. :thumbdown: Hopefully, you'll get it soon.

thanx jennay.....we're looking at the end of the year if anything. hopefully i'm not at the same place by then and already making more money doing something new.

[jennysmurf]

thanx jennay.....we're looking at the end of the year if anything. hopefully i'm not at the same place by then and already making more money doing something new.

Now that's the spirit!!:thumbup:

[Penelope]

I have the flu. In April.
Good times. :down:

[SHANEFROMGA]

my sack hurts from my vasectomy and i have poison ivy all over. yah for me.

[ScottFromGA]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[CaptainBlowhole]

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[Gutter]

good announcement there.....hahaha i wonder what she did to him, but i don't think i'd have to guess for too long. i love how the hosts are all giddy and shit like, "ohhhhh he's going to propose eeeeeeeee" and then he's all like "fuck fuckidy fuck" and they have no idea what to do hahahahahaha.

[Penelope]

I have signed up to take my first martial arts class ever this Saturday.

[Gutter]

I have signed up to take my first martial arts class ever this Saturday.

niiiiice......is it a specific martial art or are you going to an MMA class?

[DOHO@HOME]

I don't want to be at work right now.:wacko:

[Jughead]

I miss you all

[StanUpshaw]

Gainfully employed once again!

[boobieman]

Same here....and a BOOO

SSSEYAYAAAAAA

[IamFogHat]

My chick got her new job finally and is moving back here. We're moving into a new apartment at the end of June:laugh::thumbup::happy::clap::smile::wub:

[Penelope]

niiiiice......is it a specific martial art or are you going to an MMA class?

It's a mixed martial arts thing.

[disneyspy]

It's a mixed martial arts thing.

you learn how to cook AND fight?

[Gutter]

It's a mixed martial arts thing.

awesome. let me know how it goes.

[Gutter]

i downloaded the game Worms from Xbox Live last night and i couldn't be happier.....well....i guess i could be happier if i could have spend the extra 6 bucks and got Worms 2 Armageddon, but i'll take what i can get for now.

[cougarjake13]

i have to leave a shit

[PapaBear]

This freaked me the shit out!

I was joking with a co-worker that I had a super power. I held up the "invisible" tape, and said I can see invisible things. About 10 minutes later, I drove past a church. The sign outside said, "Those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible."