Ron and Fez Listening Thread for 25 March 2010...can we exceed three pages?

[Dell]

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Please help Sexy Bastard's niece (or somebody else) with a blood donation. (
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2687599&posted=1#post2687599)
Bergen Bar Night coming April 24th at Tommy Fox's. Buy A.J. a sammich and a beer !) (
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86859)
Vote for Hats and Even The Slept in Battle of the Bands 14. Your help is appreciated. (
http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)
While you are at it, you can also vote for Dino Electropolis' band, Muledose. (
http://www.battleofthebands.com/muledose)
Got a question that you just can't find an answer to? Ask JoeTheBartender. Your answer awaits. (
[URL="http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86950)
Hear something you want to talk aboot on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

RonFez.net's Greatest Thread- Damn the kids are cute (
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)
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Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ
Feel Better Stanley Mac.

This is the full, hot order.

[disneyspy]

nice dell,gooooooood mornin buddaaaaaaaaays! took the day off,too coolish out there, looking forward to spending a few hours witchas todays,my entry in the wet reef chick pic

http://www.reefpix.org/gallery2/d/18697-2/_MG_3631.jpg

[Hottub]

Home sick. I will get my sorry ass out of bed by 11.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :bye:

dont forget to vote! :clap:

Hats and ETS
http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept

D_E and Muledose
http://www.battleofthebands.com/muledose

[RhinoinMN]

hottub's st patty's day opener.

[Hottub]

hottub's st patty's day opener.

CRAP!!
Didn't sign in yet!

[aceofspades7]

happy thursday buddays!

[Dell]

today's ichiban (or maybe just rumor)...Elin Nordegren Woods expecting third child...

Tiger to ask for paternity test...:ohmy:

[Hottub]

Ichiban.

The Nets won a game.

[dino_electropolis]

Heya buddays!!!

Happy Greek Independence Day!


http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6300000/a-greek-girl-greek-girls-6337476-331-400.jpg

[Hottub]

Right back at you, Dino.

http://www.wrigleyvilledogs.com/images/gyro.jpg

[disneyspy]

the constant twitterers should be arrested

[Hottub]

*edit*

Busted!

[Dell]

the constant twitterers should be arrested

especially in front of elementary schools...and Chuck E Cheese...

[Furtherman]

Just tuned in... what did Bush do in Haiti?

[Dell]

Just tuned in... what did Bush do in Haiti?

wiped his hands...

[Hottub]

JustJon shout-out!!

[Hottub]

Inebriated tower.

[Misteriosa]

Heya buddays!!!

Happy Greek Independence Day!


http://cerebraljetsam.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/300-oracle.jpg

(to keep with the 1st post theme)

[Hottub]

I bet he also has doilies and hard-candy dishes out.

[disneyspy]

fez should shave that pussy

[Hottub]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-MGpLElyIwI/SoSwqQucODI/AAAAAAAAAHI/ZTC3Qmy76Tg/s400/scan0022.jpg

[Hottub]

fez should shave that pussy

They ripped you off! Your line was funnier.

[disneyspy]

They ripped you off! Your line was funnier.

is this the first time you noticed someone called in with one of my posts?

it used to be constant and the south americans always mess it up

[realmenhatelife]

Why does Fez have so many towels? He lives alone. I have 4 towels.

[biggestmexi]

Fuck you, you lenny fucking hater.

He'll always be twice the person you are!

[Warren Peace]

Fez named the cat after his favorite brand of peanut butter for a reason. Why do you think he won't get rid of the cat?

[Misteriosa]

please.. take the cat to the groomer, if he lets you pick him up :down:

my cat didnt like to be touched/handled, so i did what i could by using cat bath wipes and brushing him as a way of petting him. i had to trick him into getting some kind of clean.

[disneyspy]

Fuck you, you lenny fucking hater.

He'll always be twice the person you are!

maybe she's not as slim as you

[Hottub]

Ron does a good South American.

[mikeyboy]

Fez in the Gary Spivey infomercial.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKR_FoBWnLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKR_FoBWnLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

[Hottub]

Gooden is a goddam mess.

[Hottub]

I have a secret Spy Report!

Congrats!!!!

[dino_electropolis]

i'll always remember seeing that Doc Gooden mural when i was on a school trip as a kid....i was a huuuuuge mets fan, and it was like mecca for me (the stadium was an unattainable dream for me then)

[disneyspy]

Fez in the Gary Spivey infomercial.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKR_FoBWnLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKR_FoBWnLE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

you fuckin rock

spivey man
spivey man
does whatever a psycic can
shoots a web
in his hair
hes the pyscic with the gay lair
watch out cuz heres cums the spivey man

[dino_electropolis]

http://www.edgeofsports.com/2003-10-02-23/100203.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I have a secret Spy Report!

Congrats!!!!

:blink:

umm. i guess i'll say grats too :o

[dino_electropolis]

:blink:

umm. i guess i'll say grats too :o

i'll go a step further and say congratulations! :unsure:

[Gutter]

Fez should try Vitabone.....but for cats.

[Hottub]

Mr. Doug supporter since Day 1!

[Baby DEW Year]

Spy Report, I have a secret!

Fixed. You forgot the comma and Spy Report goes at the beginning.

[disneyspy]

Fixed. You forgot the comma and Spy Report goes at the beginning.

ITS NOT A SPY REPORT IF EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS!!


hahahhahahaa

[Dell]

Fixed. You forgot the comma and Spy Report goes at the beginning.

http://images.macworld.com/appguide/images/310/108/062/ss0.jpg

[EliSnow]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

[disneyspy]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.


great! congrats eli!!

[Dell]

did Dave just say "six babies from seven different women"...:wacko:

[Dell]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

congrats...that is one big baby boy...

hope you gave him a good Greek name...

[disneyspy]

michigan played with 3 white guys on the floor all season,looked way to wierd for me

[Baby DEW Year]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

Congrats Eli! :clap::clap::thumbup:

[Gutter]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

congrats dude!

[Jughead]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

Happy Happy day Eli.....Grats!!

[foodcourtdruide]

The comment "the white team plays like a team" is such a racist comment. What a fucking moron.

[foodcourtdruide]

Congrats Eli!!!!

[dino_electropolis]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

CONGRATS BUDDAY!!
L'Chaim!
Mazel tov!
God bless.


(I was the same wieght when i was born)

[Dell]

The comment "the white team plays like a team" is such a racist comment. What a fucking moron.

ya think...I heard that he also believes blacks have one more muscle in their leg...

[n0thng2bdone]

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/03/25/news/photos_stories/new_girl_ts101043--300x300.jpg

[Gutter]

Beverages....no water.



milk and cold pizza is delicious.

[realmenhatelife]

If Vitamin water and presumably Iced Tea count as water then I'd take water.

[Hottub]

Beer> ALL!

[Baby DEW Year]

Beer> ALL!

Mmmmmmmmmm Beer cubes!

[Hottub]

I drink over a liter of water a day at work.

[Gutter]

Mmmmmmmmmm Beer cubes!

"ohhh its so good.....i wanna freeze it in the winter and skate on it....and then melt it in the summer and drink it"

[Hottub]

If it's baby skin, slow roasted, no contest.

[disneyspy]

i wanted to be a sperm donor,took me awhile to fill up the ice cube tray

[Baby DEW Year]

If it's baby skin, slow roasted, no contest.

How many slices could you get from the actress from Precious?

[PD]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

Congrats.

a future Skull & Crossbones member.

[Jughead]

How many slices could you get from the actress from Precious?

Not sure But they would sell it at sams club

[Misteriosa]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

:clap: super grats :clap:

and good job, mrs snow! thats a lot of baby to deliver :thumbup:

[disneyspy]

How many slices could you get from the actress from Precious?

beuty may be skin deep but she's so ugly the skin has to taste terrible right down to the bone

[Baby DEW Year]

With my luck, my slice of skin would have the word "ichiban" branded on it in Japanese!

[Dell]

i wanted to be a sperm donor,took me awhile to fill up the ice cube tray

http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg

[Misteriosa]

now im in the mood for pork rinds :o

[mikeyboy]

With my luck, my slice of skin would have the word "ichiban" branded on it in Japanese!

:laugh:

[RhinoinMN]

Thanks! I have a son! Ben was born this morning. He is 8 lbs and 14 oz, 21 inches.

Congrats, Eli!

My son was the same weight.

[PD]

Didn't pot rumors affect the draft status of Dan Marino and Warren Sapp?

[disneyspy]

my town is one of the two coolest towns in michigan,no pot stores yet but...

In the northern Michigan town of Traverse City, voters approved Proposal 3, an ordinance declaring medical marijuana use or delivery "the lowest law enforcement priority of the city," by a margin of 63% to 37%. In suburban Ferndale, just north of the Detroit city limits, Proposal D, which would remove the threat of arrest under city law for medical marijuana patients, passed with 61% of the vote

[dino_electropolis]

CONGRATS BUDDAY!!
L'Chaim!
Mazel tov!
God bless.


(I was the same wieght when i was born)

Congrats, Eli!

My son was the same weight.

Dad??? :glurps::glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

Tommy Chong says eating it gets you more messed up.

[dino_electropolis]

i was sure that my wife was clear on the weed thing before we got hitched!

Lady Jane is first in my heart!!!!

[Furtherman]

Unfortunately, I've found that being too trusting only gets you taken advantage of.

[Dell]

a large fuck window...:lol:

[boobieman]

A reality show of Dave and his family...wow now we can watch Casey get some on the side...good for her.

Ron I would watch Ron just walk around...would be the best.

SSSEYAYYAAA

[TjM]

I don't know if a network would go for it. I would watch but I can see some idiot exec saying "Only 2 kids? Who will watch?"

[nate1000]

PAGE 4!!!!

Good job guys! I'm outta here.

[Willmore]

Sleepover is not a right, it's a rule.

[PD]

Dr STeve!!

[Jughead]

Yea Dr Steve!!!!

[DOHO@HOME]

What do you know Fez didn't do his homework again.

[disneyspy]

i hate the cherry blossums the pollen here is so heavy from them my allergies go into full gear

[Dell]

PAGE 4!!!!

Good job guys! I'm outta here.

a special thanks goes to Eli for having a baby and getting the post count up...the bar has been raised...

[disneyspy]

i just dropped 202friends from my following list so i dont get mixed in with the syncophants (not mikeyboy)

and these stupid contests mess up my page with unneeded boring tweets

[disneyspy]

a special thanks goes to Eli for having a baby and getting the post count up...the bar has been raised...

sorry,i havent been able to post during the show til today

[Dell]

sorry,i havent been able to post during the show til today

HA...I started a whopping 3-page listening thread the other day...

I haven't generated such enthusiasm and participation since my dating days...

[Hottub]

Back.
Had to pick Kev up from the nurse's office. He's sick too.:thumbdown:

[Hottub]

MIKEYBOY!!!!!!:clap:

[Dell]

Mikeyboy...

[realmenhatelife]

I really dislike when people talk about something 'capturing a moment in time' that they didn't live during.

[Hottub]

He was Great in Blue Velvet!

[Dell]

he was genius in Blue Velvet...

damn you type fast tub...

[Hottub]

Good one, Blowhard.

[Dell]

I really dislike when people talk about something 'capturing a moment in time' that they didn't live during.

well you have someone on the phone now that was living during "that" time...

[StanUpshaw]

I know I'm a couple of hours behind, but this Water vs. Other Beverages has me in a fucking fit.

Ron is a goddamn idiot.

Water + Flavor + Carbonation = Not water
Water + Flavor = Water?
Water + Carbonation = Water?

Fuck you Ron.

[Hottub]

She's only on because of the naked thing.

[Jughead]

I really dislike when people talk about something 'capturing a moment in time' that they didn't live during.

Or bashing one:smile:

[Willmore]

10 chromosome humans were singing and painting ... what?

[realmenhatelife]

Forget painting and singing, I know 2 ten chromosome humans that do radio.

[disneyspy]

what a great collabroration tween perrynoid and sleeves

[Hottub]

Love Funky Sleeves!!

[Jughead]

Its the New Sleeves!!!..Order Now...But wait!!!

[Hottub]

Damn!
I totally agree with Fez.:blink:

[Hottub]

WTF is Ron talking aboot?

[Dell]

Damn!
I totally agree with Fez.:blink:

don't make you a bad person...

[Furtherman]

One million?

I'd do it for around 30 million. I'd have to live in another big city, and it's bound to be expensive, so I'd want to live it up.

[Baby DEW Year]

His bistro would serve string cheese and Jameson!

[Hottub]

How do you know he's the Head Waiter?
































Kneepads.

[Dell]

ESD just used "HNIC"...East Side Cumia...

[Willmore]

Black asshole?

ROFL!

[Hottub]

That was one of Ron's hardest laughs.

[biggestmexi]

I dont think Dave realizes how much it takes for a person to run a restaurant.



I hate when they talk about this stuff. Makes me wanna be a line cook again.

[biggestmexi]

I know I'm a couple of hours behind, but this Water vs. Other Beverages has me in a fucking fit.

Ron is a goddamn idiot.

Water + Flavor + Carbonation = Not water
Water + Flavor = Water?
Water + Carbonation = Water?

Fuck you Ron.

I also like how ron said no water, but you can drink tea and yadda yadda.

But then said no to the guy with lime water.

[Hottub]

I dont think Dave realizes how much it takes for a person to run a restaurant.



I hate when they talk about this stuff. Makes me wanna be a line cook again.

Or maybe a chuckwagon cook?:innocent:

[biggestmexi]

Or maybe a chuckwagon cook?:innocent:

i had dreams :down:

[Dell]

LOVE this version of Born in the USA...fantastic...:clap:

[Hottub]

Break a buck and buy your own, you cheap shit.

[Hottub]

Spy,
I need some back story on the Ron Diaz thing.

[Dell]

I was a DC metro commuter for a while and hated when people read my paper while I was holding it...learned to do the "metro fold"...

[Jughead]

I wait to turn the page?????You are joking Fezzy Right???

[Hottub]

You can also leave your paper in the men's room.
Not littering. It's a public service.

[Hottub]

Fez, you should be recycling, not throwing in the garbage.:nono:

[disneyspy]

Spy,
I need some back story on the Ron Diaz thing.

benny was out sick for a couple of days and fez really got on dias nerves by leaning on the back of his chair,dias blew up and told him to get,he never wanted to see him again,when benny came back he got fez's spot back,plus alot of "i miss fez" calls. it was pretty early when fez had just started maybe '89,it was when i first started listening and didnt know too much about what was going on

[Hottub]

benny was out sick for a couple of days and fez really got on dias nerves by leaning on the back of his chair,dias blew up and told him to get,he never wanted to see him again,when benny came back he got fez's spot back,plus alot of "i miss fez" calls. it was pretty early when fez had just started maybe '89,it was when i first started listening and didnt know too much about what was going on

I knew I could count on you,
Thanks.

[Hottub]

You are washing your hands when you are done anyway, right?
Read the paper.

[Gutter]

Lol @ Fart Juices! Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Dell]

DSW...Double Standard Whatley...:laugh:

[Hottub]

Fuck Twitter.

[DOHO@HOME]

DSW :lol:
This is the best show on radio every fuckin day never disappoints:clap:

[disneyspy]

I knew I could count on you,
Thanks.

wait it may have been later like mid 90s,now that i think about it,i think ron had been in a car accident and missed about a weeks worth of shows but fez was deffinately getting on diaz' nerves

[Misteriosa]

You are washing your hands when you are done anyway, right?
Read the paper.

for some reason, i was under the impression that newspaper ink had ingredients in it with some type of antiseptic properties..

[Jughead]

wait it may have been later like mid 90s,now that i think about it,i think ron had been in a car accident and missed about a weeks worth of shows but fez was deffinately getting on diaz' nerves

:laugh:

[DOHO@HOME]

benny was out sick for a couple of days and fez really got on dias nerves by leaning on the back of his chair,dias blew up and told him to get,he never wanted to see him again,when benny came back he got fez's spot back,plus alot of "i miss fez" calls. it was pretty early when fez had just started maybe '89,it was when i first started listening and didnt know too much about what was going on

Are there any old Ron and ron shows availble online?

[disneyspy]

Are there any old Ron and ron shows availble online?

the only ones i have found are here in the library

[StanUpshaw]

Sorry...still a little bit behind.


I love it when these fucking retards call up and claim that taxing pot will solve our budget crisis.

Federal budget: $3.5 trillion (with a $482 billion deficit)
Most generous estimate of tax revenue from pot: $6.2 billion (source (http://www.prohibitioncosts.org/execsummary.html))

These fucking idiot potheads are their own worst enemy.

[Misteriosa]

the only ones i have found are here in the library

a while ago, someone posted the clip where ron and ron decided to break up the show. maybe the site that has that clip might have some other ron and rons available :o

[Dell]

Sorry...still a little bit behind.


I love it when these fucking retards call up and claim that taxing pot will solve our budget crisis.

Federal budget: $3.5 trillion (with a $482 billion deficit)
Most generous estimate of tax revenue from pot: $6.2 billion (source (http://www.prohibitioncosts.org/execsummary.html))

These fucking idiot potheads are their own worst enemy.

pothead's worst enemy...

http://digilander.libero.it/furiosfc/Immagini/Tango_and_cash_02(1989).jpg

[Baby DEW Year]

Sorry...still a little bit behind.


I love it when these fucking retards call up and claim that taxing pot will solve our budget crisis.

Federal budget: $3.5 trillion (with a $482 billion deficit)
Most generous estimate of tax revenue from pot: $6.2 billion (source (http://www.prohibitioncosts.org/execsummary.html))

These fucking idiot potheads are their own worst enemy.

Profits from sales of Doritos and Funyuns will also add millions!

[Misteriosa]

ronnie's making me feel old... i knew who susan powter (s?) was...

and i agree with fez on this one, gabby is comfortable with the way she is. stop trying to inject yourself in to gabbys life to make yourself relevant.

[Dell]

Profits from sales of Doritos and Funyuns will also add millions!

would not have laughed had you not used Funyuns...:laugh:

[Baby DEW Year]

ronnie's making me feel old... i knew who susan powter (s?) was...

and i agree with fez on this one, gabby is comfortable with the way she is. stop trying to inject yourself in to gabbys life to make yourself relevant.

Gabby? :huh: seriously....

[Jughead]

Wow that went fast..see ya buddys:bye:

[Dell]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=123&pictureid=2274

later buddays...

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,it was great getting to listen with yoose today,hopefully it'll be shitty again tommorow and i can do this again,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

Gabby? :huh: seriously....

yes. the precious girl's name is gabby (gaborney) sidibe.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[Gutter]

so who's having a kid tomorrow so that we can get this mother past 7 pages?

[StanUpshaw]

Oh, Amazing Race is repetitive, Dave? Is it?

YOU'RE REPETITIVE!

[disneyspy]

Oh, Amazing Race is repetitive, Dave? Is it?

YOU'RE REPETITIVE!

you already said that

[Hottub]

so who's having a kid tomorrow so that we can get this mother past 7 pages?

I'll try and make a kid.:tongue:

[disneyspy]

I'll try and make a kid.:tongue:

you have goats?

[Gutter]

I'll try and make a kid.:tongue:

another one of you runnin around? we don't need 8 pages that bad. hahaha

[Dell]

so who's having a kid tomorrow so that we can get this mother past 7 pages?

HAHA...having me start listening threads is one way to avoid the p12n...