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opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 01:46 PM
When finished showering the GF will dry off most of herself with a bath towel and then use a washcloth to dry her dumper. I find this to be rather silly since I've given my shitter a good wash and rinse in the shower and expect it to be clean. That said I do make a point to use a specific end of the towel to dry my face and make sure it doesn't go near my ass.

Thoughts?
RhinoinMN
03-25-2010, 01:49 PM
Just tell her to dry her asshole last.
Hottub
03-25-2010, 01:51 PM
When I am done showering, you can eat out of my asshole (PM's accepted)
My bits are as clean as any part of me. It doesn't matter.

And did you say GF? I owe a whole lot of people money now.:wallbash:
opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 02:03 PM
you can eat out of my asshole (PM's accepted)
And the PM from Jezo is coming in 3, 2, 1......

And did you say GF?
Of course I like girls.
RhinoinMN
03-25-2010, 02:05 PM
And the PM from Jezo is coming in 3, 2, 1......


Of course I like girls.

I thought one of your first threads was about getting plowed in the ass until your ears rung.
opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 02:08 PM
I thought one of your first threads was about getting plowed in the ass until your ears rung.
The occasional cock in the rear doesn't make you gay.
RhinoinMN
03-25-2010, 02:10 PM
The occasional cock in the rear doesn't make you gay.

Oh. My bad. Carry on.
JPMNICK
03-25-2010, 02:12 PM
i only use a towel once, then wash it, so no i just dry that last
SatCam
03-25-2010, 02:32 PM
I would pay for that washcloth
tanless1
03-25-2010, 02:42 PM
Why do you even dry your asshole , by the time I leave, its dry.
biggestmexi
03-25-2010, 02:50 PM
I usually have to use a blow drier.

plus it dries it up like play-doh back there so i can just crunch some things between my fingers to get them out.
Jughead
03-25-2010, 02:55 PM
I usually have to use a blow drier.

plus it dries it up like play-doh back there so i can just crunch some things between my fingers to get them out.

Is that you Tippy:smile:
biggestmexi
03-25-2010, 02:56 PM
Is that you Tippy:smile:

lol
he wished he could use a blow drier.

IMMA GENIUS!



not to mention my GOLDEN BUNS!!!!!!!!!!
opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 03:43 PM
I would pay for that washcloth
How much?
Crossweird
03-25-2010, 03:55 PM
How much?

A hole lot.
Crossweird
03-25-2010, 04:04 PM
How much?

One scent.
Hottub
03-25-2010, 04:06 PM
Go for the hat trick!!:thumbup:
Crossweird
03-25-2010, 04:10 PM
How much?

A farthing?

D'oh. So close.
Hottub
03-25-2010, 04:13 PM
It hit the post!!!

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/78663671.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892155F29F61288AC1CAE16F7A89C987500A 7DE858EAB05A5FFF9C1F70CAB75BD664
zildjian361
03-25-2010, 04:33 PM
Me and my Wife youse seperate towels and seperate bathrooms. thank God.:laugh::smoke::drunk:
dereckfishboy
03-25-2010, 04:49 PM
Why do you even dry your asshole , by the time I leave, its dry.

I agree, who's asshole is so deep that it traps moisture like a sinkhole?
Hottub
03-25-2010, 04:51 PM
I agree, who's asshole is so deep that it traps moisture like a sinkhole?

Apparently OTB's chick.
http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png
zildjian361
03-25-2010, 04:53 PM
Apparently OTB's chick.
http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png

Hope youre feeling better.:flush:
EliSnow
03-25-2010, 04:57 PM
I agree, who's asshole is so deep that it traps moisture like a sinkhole?

Someone who get's their ass plowed until their ears ring.
disneyspy
03-25-2010, 04:59 PM
Someone who get's their ass plowed until their ears ring.

no wonder hottub thinks people are always calling his home phone
EliSnow
03-25-2010, 05:01 PM
no wonder hottub thinks people are always calling his home phone

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll205/chrishmush/clapping.gif
Hottub
03-25-2010, 05:04 PM
no wonder hottub thinks people are always calling his home phone

:clap:
opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 05:10 PM
I agree, who's asshole is so deep that it traps moisture like a sinkhole?
Apparently OTB's chick.
She has an ass like a 12 year old boy.....which is perfect!

Someone who get's their ass plowed until their ears ring.
Thanks for coming out, have a cookie.
Hottub
03-25-2010, 05:27 PM
She has an ass like a 12 year old boy.....which is perfect!


Ooooh.
Yerdaddy told us all aboot 'them"

http://bbfeed.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ladyboy.jpg
ScottFromGA
03-25-2010, 05:27 PM
ok, RonFez.net really has reached a new low.....jesus christ.

just wipe your ass last, simple as that.
SonOfSmeagol
03-25-2010, 05:35 PM
The occasional cock in the rear doesn't make you gay.

Your terms are acceptable.


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/Lagtang/DSC08525.jpg
Jughead
03-25-2010, 05:57 PM
ok, RonFez.net really has reached a new low.....jesus christ.

just wipe your ass last, simple as that.

Oh Literal Scott!!!:bye:
OGC
03-25-2010, 06:12 PM
When I am done showering, you can eat out of my asshole (PM's accepted)
My bits are as clean as any part of me. It doesn't matter.

And did you say GF? I owe a whole lot of people money now.:wallbash:


I always thought GF meant Gay Friend.
opie's twisted balls
03-25-2010, 09:44 PM
I always thought GF meant Gay Friend.
Gloryhole Fez?
KnoxHarrington
03-26-2010, 01:30 PM
When you think this board can't get any gayer, it does.

Which is why I love it so.
Hottub
03-26-2010, 01:34 PM
Wanting to deep-dick OTB's chick's turd cutter is gay?:blink:

I need a vacation.
ScottFromGA
03-27-2010, 09:51 AM
Oh Literal Scott!!!:bye:

:king:
cougarjake13
03-28-2010, 02:23 PM
When finished showering the GF will dry off most of herself with a bath towel and then use a washcloth to dry her dumper. I find this to be rather silly since I've given my shitter a good wash and rinse in the shower and expect it to be clean. That said I do make a point to use a specific end of the towel to dry my face and make sure it doesn't go near my ass.

Thoughts?

i towel off the rest of my body first leaving the ass and pubic region for last, then towel goes in hamper