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OGC
03-27-2010, 04:14 PM
George Carlin: "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

"Georgia to outlaw left-lane slowpokes" (http://www.autoblog.com/2010/03/24/report-georgia-to-outlaw-left-lane-slowpokes/)

disneyspy
03-27-2010, 04:22 PM
the only speeding tickets i've ever gotten were in georgia and ohio,how about outlawing giving tickets to people that dont live in your stupid states and drive like normal people,just because we have michigan or florida plates doesnt mean you need to target us you fuckwads

underdog
03-27-2010, 04:23 PM
I want to stab people on my commute every day because of these people. Especially driving home, back into Boston on Fridays and Saturdays. The left lane is just filled with morons driving to the city to go out.

It also makes me laugh when I finally give up and try to pass them on the right so they speed up so I can't get in front.

underdog
03-27-2010, 04:25 PM
the only speeding tickets i've ever gotten were in georgia and ohio,how about outlawing giving tickets to people that dont live in your stupid states and drive like normal people,just because we have michigan or florida plates doesnt mean you need to target us you fuckwads

I wish they'd start giving more tickets to out of state people. Especially NJ and RI drivers.

disneyspy
03-27-2010, 04:26 PM
I wish they'd start giving more tickets to out of state people. Especially NJ and RI drivers.

mass is such a pussy,rhode island could kick your ass

underdog
03-27-2010, 04:30 PM
mass is such a pussy,rhode island could kick your ass

Of course they can. Rhode Island has retard strength.

OGC
03-27-2010, 04:33 PM
Of course they can. Rhode Island has retard strength.

Of course they do, you can tell by their Pete arose haircuts.

disneyspy
03-27-2010, 04:38 PM
you know what they call the special olympics in rhode island?

the olympics

Bob Impact
03-27-2010, 04:38 PM
I'm fully behind this law, now if only we could hang a sign above the slow car lane that says "Hey, asshole trying to pass everyone on the right and then cut everyone off at the very last minute after the lane has ended, YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THE TRAFFIC"

Also, I would like signs on the Merritt in CT that read "This highway is very narrow and twisty so if you're nervous about doing more than 45 while turning the wheel please feel free to take backgrounds, fuckface."

disneyspy
03-27-2010, 04:40 PM
I'm fully behind this law, now if only we could hang a sign above the slow car lane that says "Hey, asshole trying to pass everyone on the right and then cut everyone off at the very last minute after the lane has ended, YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THE TRAFFIC"

Also, I would like signs on the Merritt in CT that read "This highway is very narrow and twisty so if you're nervous about doing more than 45 while turning the wheel please feel free to take backgrounds, fuckface."

those are some wordy-ass signs,i'd have to slow down to read all that

Bob Impact
03-27-2010, 04:58 PM
those are some wordy-ass signs,i'd have to slow down to read all that

How about just a picture of my car with the text "Yield to passing Bobs?"

opie's twisted balls
03-27-2010, 05:10 PM
the new law is a good start but slightly flawed.....instead of financial penalties the guilty should be tied up in the public square and passers-by allowed to shit in their mouth's

aside from Japanese porn stars who'd go out of their way to offend I think this is a perfect way to drill home the concept of LEFT LANE FAST RIGHT LANE SLOW!

Jughead
03-27-2010, 07:32 PM
the new law is a good start but slightly flawed.....instead of financial penalties the guilty should be tied up in the public square and passers-by allowed to shit in their mouth's

aside from Japanese porn stars who'd go out of their way to offend I think this is a perfect way to drill home the concept of LEFT LANE FAST RIGHT LANE SLOW!


You could shit on there kids and they still would not get it...Its zz top?????????????? .................................................. ...Ok I will tell ya its Nation wide...Phuckers in the right lane..are not the Eagles!!!!:wink:

Crispy123
03-27-2010, 10:28 PM
the only speeding tickets i've ever gotten were in georgia and ohio,how about outlawing giving tickets to people that dont live in your stupid states and drive like normal people,just because we have michigan or florida plates doesnt mean you need to target us you fuckwads

wow those are 2 totally random states to pick as examples!

PapaBear
03-27-2010, 10:34 PM
wow those are 2 totally random states to pick as examples!
He's from FLA. Maybe he has family in MICH.

disneyspy
03-28-2010, 01:41 AM
He's from FLA. Maybe he has family in MICH.

i have family in both states and have had plates from both states and lived in both states both states both states,i can type 'both states' really quick