View Full Version : Brittney Griner (Olajuwon with a vagina)
hammersavage
03-29-2010, 05:42 PM
This bitch is a beast. Carried her team to the Final Four. 1 block shy of a triple double. And she throws a mean punch.
She might be the most unwomanly chick I've ever seen.
underdog
03-29-2010, 05:44 PM
The woman she hit can definitely take a punch.
mikeyboy
03-29-2010, 05:49 PM
This bitch is a beast. Carried her team to the Final Four. 1 block shy of a triple double. And she throws a mean punch.
She might be the most unwomanly chick I've ever seen.
*resisting the urge to make a hammersavage's mom joke*
StanUpshaw
03-29-2010, 05:57 PM
That's a rough girl. A hard-core ho.
Death Metal Moe
03-29-2010, 06:42 PM
Useless without pics.
Useless without pics.
Can't judge a woman until you see them in a Maxim spread.
opie's twisted balls
03-29-2010, 09:08 PM
Can't judge a woman until you see them in a Maxim spread.
http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg
I wouldn't hold your breath
Death Metal Moe
03-29-2010, 09:31 PM
I think my friend Don Imus has an opinion about female basketball players I'd like to share with you. Go ahead Don.
http://en.ce.cn/entertainment/gossip/200704/13/W020070413407761351584.jpg
I loved her in Juwanna Mann.
http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg
I wouldn't hold your breath
Yargh!
Don't do that!!! :annoyed:
Suspect Chin
03-30-2010, 09:43 PM
Didn't she just win a bunch of sprints for South Africa?
Snoogans
03-30-2010, 09:51 PM
are we totally sure she has a vagina?
underdog
03-31-2010, 05:22 AM
are we totally sure she has a vagina?
Are we sure Olajuwon doesn't?
King Hippos Bandaid
03-31-2010, 06:56 AM
all Jokes aside
is she really a man, she looks like a dude with nappy roots
and thats either cancer or a enlarged adam's apple on her neck
Crossweird
03-31-2010, 07:08 AM
Earl "The Girl" Monroe?
Crossweird
03-31-2010, 07:09 AM
Vagic Johnson?
Crossweird
03-31-2010, 07:18 AM
Kobe Lane-Bryant?
hammersavage
03-31-2010, 08:03 AM
Kobe Lane-Bryant?
Love that one
Crossweird
03-31-2010, 08:30 AM
http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg
Carmelo Tranthony
King Hippos Bandaid
03-31-2010, 09:03 AM
"It's Me Pat " Riley
she kind of looks like Kenny from Oz.....
http://hoopgurlz.com/files/players/Brittney-Griner-150.jpg
Carmelo Tranthony
That deserves this: :clap:
Chigworthy
04-02-2010, 04:33 AM
Womanique Dilkins
Crossweird
04-02-2010, 07:24 AM
Steve Gash
White guys?
Jerry Breast
Dave DeBusschere (:nono:)
KnoxHarrington
04-02-2010, 09:37 AM
I'm glad Imus got fired for his comments on women's basketball players. How can he possibly say that about these student-athletes...
(scrolls up, sees pic)
Oh. Imus got fucked.
She looks a bit like Bill Cosby (especially in the sleepy eyes and nose).
Chigworthy
04-02-2010, 06:22 PM
Isshea Thomas?
Snoogans
04-02-2010, 06:35 PM
i dont have any witty puns or anything.
but i would bet good money she is one of shawn kemp's illegitimate kids
KnoxHarrington
04-02-2010, 06:36 PM
Aaliyah Iverson
Chigworthy
04-02-2010, 06:54 PM
Shim Duncan
Crossweird
04-03-2010, 01:19 AM
Tracy McLady
Snoogans
04-03-2010, 03:06 AM
Coochie Norris
I would like to add that at one point I had a Moochie Norris bobblehead. Dont know what happened to it, dont remember where in the fuck i possibly coulda got it. It wasnt even a Knicks one, I think it was like Houston Rockets
Pestz4Evah
04-03-2010, 03:20 AM
Cuntino Mobley
instrument
04-03-2010, 04:18 AM
Akimbe Mutumboy?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 06:48 AM
dikeal jordan?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 06:49 AM
rolando blackwoman?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 06:56 AM
bitch richmond?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 06:58 AM
whoreace grant?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 07:00 AM
mookie blaycock?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 07:01 AM
charles ugkley?
Marc with a c
04-03-2010, 07:02 AM
apparently i haven't paid attention to basektball sice 97.
Death Metal Moe
04-03-2010, 08:55 AM
apparently i haven't paid attention to basektball sice 97.
Join the club.
cougarjake13
04-03-2010, 12:45 PM
gonna go with the obvious one
Shaniqua Oneal
Snoogans
04-03-2010, 03:50 PM
gonna go with the obvious one
Shaniqua Oneal
an obviously bad one
besides nobody is beatin fuckin Coochie Norris. I bet 99% of you fucks didnt even remember him
Chigworthy
04-03-2010, 05:07 PM
an obviously bad one
besides nobody is beatin fuckin Coochie Norris. I bet 99% of you fucks didnt even remember him
How does that even come close to my gems Womanique Dilkins and Isshea Thomas?
And for my next masterpiece:
Benoit Balljamin
mookie blaycock?
Or Tookie Blaylock. Either/or.
StanUpshaw
04-04-2010, 07:57 AM
Chauncey PreOps
StanUpshaw
04-04-2010, 08:01 AM
Yao Minge
StanUpshaw
04-04-2010, 11:30 AM
Ru Paul Pierce
Snoogans
04-04-2010, 11:32 AM
Ru Paul Pierce
thats pretty funny
Pestz4Evah
04-04-2010, 12:32 PM
Twat Pollard.
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