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Hottub
03-31-2010, 05:11 AM
This is going to be awesome!!

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/lesbian sexy/ubercomments/sexy/770.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff244/ubercomments/sexy/770.jpg" border="0"></a>


Please help Sexy Bastard's niece (or somebody else) with a blood donation. (
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2687599&posted=1#post2687599)
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http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86859)
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While you are at it, you can also vote for Dino Electropolis' band, Muledose.http://www.battleofthebands.com/muledose
Got a question that you just can't find an answer to? Ask JoeTheBartender. Your answer awaits. (
[URL="http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86950)
Hear something you want to talk aboot on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

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Call the show at: 866 RON 0 FEZ
Feel Better Stanley Mac.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
03-31-2010, 05:16 AM
Wrong kind of gay. .net has failed Fez again.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 05:18 AM
Wrong kind of gay. .net has failed Fez again.

Shows how much you know.

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 05:28 AM
Wrong kind of gay. .net has failed Fez again.

In Tub's world....every kind of gay is the right kind!

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 05:43 AM
:bye: in mah pjs :happy:

Jughead
03-31-2010, 05:49 AM
Morning:bye:

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 05:50 AM
:bye: in mah pjs :happy:

:wub:

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 05:52 AM
:wub:

boy shorts and a rangers jersey :o

Hottub
03-31-2010, 05:54 AM
boy shorts and a rangers jersey :o

Marry me.:wub:

Charlie_Don't_Surf
03-31-2010, 05:55 AM
boy shorts and a rangers jersey :o

Hawt!!!!



Rangers Jersey!!!! :wacko:

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 05:55 AM
maybe you should propose on Rhino Radio. (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rhinotc-show) :happy:

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 05:56 AM
Hawt!!!!

Rangers Jersey!!!! :wacko:

im a nyc girl :o

Hottub
03-31-2010, 05:58 AM
maybe you should propose on Rhino Radio. (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rhinotc-show) :happy:

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj30/KickMyCunt/Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 06:05 AM
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj30/KickMyCunt/Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

Ha.

i love that picture

Hottub
03-31-2010, 06:35 AM
Mmm. Tuna sandwich.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 06:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA&feature=youtube_gdata

Maybe we can get her to be the nexy dumphy?

Let's do it, since she is real and all.

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 06:44 AM
Hey buddays! Love the birthday show. Last years opener was 45 by Elvis Costello - I wonder why they played that...

Hottub
03-31-2010, 06:55 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3934

Thanks, Fallon.

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 06:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA&feature=youtube_gdata

Maybe we can get her to be the nexy dumphy?

Let's do it, since she is real and all.

I hate you! :wink:

Hottub
03-31-2010, 06:58 AM
I hate you! :wink:

Don't be hatin' on hump day.:laugh:

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:01 AM
I hate you! :wink:

Oh come on. That is hilariuos!

Dell
03-31-2010, 07:03 AM
morning buddays...

Charlie_Don't_Surf
03-31-2010, 07:08 AM
Oh come on. That is hilariuos!

Yeah I've watched it a few times. :lol:

Charlie_Don't_Surf
03-31-2010, 07:12 AM
Happy Birthday? More like Happy BirthGay!

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:12 AM
Yeah I've watched it a few times. :lol:

yeah i can't stop and it is compelling me to show everyone i know.


Watch out for my body roll, body roll, high kick, high kick.

Dell
03-31-2010, 07:13 AM
Oh come on. That is hilariuos!

just watched it and enjoyed it very much...:laugh:

Jughead
03-31-2010, 07:15 AM
ha ha Mexi rules.............. No clapping hands

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:17 AM
email the show!

I just forgot to ACTIVATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Jughead
03-31-2010, 07:18 AM
Only show on earth to compare the Masters to the WWE

Jughead
03-31-2010, 07:27 AM
# 1976 Colin Farrell (actor)
# 1971 Ewan McGregor (actor)
# 1948 Rhea Perlman (actress)
# 1948 Al Gore (45th US Vice President)
# 1945 Gabriel (Gabe) Kaplan (actor, comedian)
# 1943 Christopher Walken (actor)
# 1935 Richard Chamberlain (actor)
# 1935 Herb Alpert (bandleader)
# 1934 Shirley Jones (singer, actress)
# 1928 Gordie Howe (hockey player)
# 1927 William Daniels (actor)

Space Edge
03-31-2010, 07:30 AM
ick keep your stupid O&A show references off the R&F airwaves.

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 07:31 AM
3/31/1985 - First Wrestlemania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WrestleMania_%281985%29)!

Hottub
03-31-2010, 07:42 AM
JAY JAY!!!!:clap::clap:

Jughead
03-31-2010, 07:43 AM
Jay is always a good call IMO

Dell
03-31-2010, 07:43 AM
HATED the McRib...

Willmore
03-31-2010, 07:45 AM
Oh oh.

Fezzie has cancer.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:46 AM
HATED the McRib...

Yes indeed. It was a terrible abomonation.

I dont like McD's much anyway.

I am a burger King guy.

Whopper all th way. and a BK stacker.mmmmmmmmmmmmm

TjM
03-31-2010, 07:46 AM
HATED the McRib...

Loved the McRib

Jughead
03-31-2010, 07:46 AM
HATED the McRib...

Ya know I did to but there are a lot of people here that Loved it

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 07:47 AM
Oh oh.

Fezzie has cancer.

I think he's an Aries.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:48 AM
I think he's an Aries.

but he doesnt have much in the way of arteries.

but he is good in the farties.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 07:49 AM
HATED the McRib...

Dead to me.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 07:50 AM
Dead to me.

well he is lucky then.

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 07:50 AM
never had the mcrib :o

Godzoox
03-31-2010, 07:52 AM
How do you find a lump on a lump ...

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 07:53 AM
never had the mcrib :o

I saw the Ronald McDonald house on MTV once. It was a charity special called Mc Cribs!

Hottub
03-31-2010, 07:54 AM
That place must have smelled like Fisherman's Wharf.

Willmore
03-31-2010, 07:56 AM
Poor Fez. He's projecting his own childhood fears and regrets onto this little girl.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 07:58 AM
I saw the Ronald McDonald house on MTV once. It was a charity special called Mc Cribs!

I dig the Mc Crip.

http://www.freewebs.com/calvinbroadus/cripsint.jpg

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:00 AM
"don't get the bit" guy on the phone...

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:04 AM
I'm not a hardwood floor fan...but shag carpet is a turnoff...

give me some good berber...

Hottub
03-31-2010, 08:08 AM
Gotta have a little something there.

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:10 AM
Fez is right about the south...buy some denim, burlap, and twine and pa will cart them around town in the pickup...

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 08:11 AM
Gotta have a little something there.

Big fan of the balls are you?

Hottub
03-31-2010, 08:12 AM
Big fan of the balls are you?

http://theyoungamerican.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/teabag.jpg

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:13 AM
Big fan of the balls are you?

we're talking about floors...get your mind out of the gutter man...

Hottub
03-31-2010, 08:19 AM
we're talking about floors...get your mind out of the gutter man...

I love showing off the wife's wood floor.
We did it together.:wub:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4691/beachaug04047cw9.jpg

Jughead
03-31-2010, 08:22 AM
I love showing off the wife's wood floor.
We did it together.:wub:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4691/beachaug04047cw9.jpg

That is Nice...........Im ripping a sub floor out of our bathroom right now..It is particle board 1 inch at a time it is a bitch.......... thank god it is a small bath

Baby DEW Year
03-31-2010, 08:22 AM
I love showing off the wife's wood floor.
We did it together.:wub:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4691/beachaug04047cw9.jpg

You left 2 little 'welcome mats' ... nice touch!

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:24 AM
I love showing off the wife's wood floor.
We did it together.:wub:

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4691/beachaug04047cw9.jpg

I'm particularly fond of my wife's area rug...

http://www.broadwayfurniture.net/rug-rugs-portland/wp-content/themes/thesis_16/custom/rotator/area%20Rug-thumb-300x300.jpg

SinA
03-31-2010, 08:27 AM
Staff meeting...Just tuned in. What topics have they covered so far? What ichibans did I miss?

Hottub
03-31-2010, 08:28 AM
Staff meeting...Just tuned in. What topics have they covered so far? What ichibans did I miss?

SinA's birthday was last week.

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:29 AM
Staff meeting...Just tuned in. What topics have they covered so far? What ichibans did I miss?

a lot of birthdays were announced...fez is still concerned with the lesbian girl that wasn't allowed to go to prom...

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:30 AM
I agree with Ron...ESD talking about killing his family is eerie...

TjM
03-31-2010, 08:33 AM
I agree with Ron...ESD talking about killing his family is eerie...

I still don't get the "The Ex deserves a beating because he fucked her when I didn't even know she existed" thing

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 08:36 AM
Did anyone mention it's John Mayer's birthday...?

Hottub
03-31-2010, 08:45 AM
Fuck Twitter

Willmore
03-31-2010, 08:54 AM
Flying V, like ducks flying south.

ROFL.

I love Ronnie B.

Brilliant.

StanUpshaw
03-31-2010, 08:56 AM
Fez bought a house across the street from his parents in Pinellas? Has he ever talked about that?

dino_electropolis
03-31-2010, 08:57 AM
Fuck Twitter

yes, fuck it indeed.

(however, i have a confession....i created an account last week only to reach out to Rogan about his appearance on OnA....i promise that that is the extent of my twitter experience!)

Jughead
03-31-2010, 08:58 AM
yes, fuck it indeed.

(however, i have a confession....i created an account last week only to reach out to Rogan about his appearance on OnA....i promise that that is the extent of my twitter experience!)

Was it positive Dino.......I really really liked him and his mushroom talk

Dell
03-31-2010, 08:59 AM
yes, fuck it indeed.

(however, i have a confession....i created an account last week only to reach out to Rogan about his appearance on OnA....i promise that that is the extent of my twitter experience!)

I think if you twitter once, you are a twitterer...

dino_electropolis
03-31-2010, 09:00 AM
Was it positive Dino.......I really really liked him and his mushroom talk

Yeah, it was basically thanking him for the fungi talk....some great insight and some very thoughtful perspective....would love to eat an ounce with him!

dino_electropolis
03-31-2010, 09:01 AM
I think if you twitter once, you are a twitterer...

Dont judge me. :glurps:

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:04 AM
The wife's cousin screams like a little girl while watching football.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:05 AM
I think if you twitter once, you are a twitterer...

So because of that one night in college....

I'm gay?:ohmy:

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:06 AM
http://maidenmidi.com/singles/run-hills.jpg

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:07 AM
So because of that one night in college....

I'm gay?:ohmy:

well that's not the only reason...

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:10 AM
Fast Freddie wants a midget with big tits and big teeth...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:11 AM
Big buck toothed, fat titted, midget who will let Freddie fuck her in the ass.

Where would you find such a gem?

Willmore
03-31-2010, 09:11 AM
Ok, my co-worker fits the description, but she's a lesbo.

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:11 AM
Big buck toothed, fat titted, midget who will let Freddie fuck her in the ass.

Where would you find such a gem?

we need an artist rendition of this monstrosity...

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:11 AM
I like how Ron builds his self esteem...

realmenhatelife
03-31-2010, 09:11 AM
Suddenly Coral Reef Sanders doesn't seem like such an outlandish character.

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:12 AM
Cords can suck my dick.
Coral Reef Spider...

Willmore
03-31-2010, 09:12 AM
Was that an Amish 250?

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:12 AM
250 - bullshit!

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:13 AM
we need an artist rendition of this monstrosity...

Friend Sue_Bender, and check out her gallery...

Willmore
03-31-2010, 09:13 AM
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/8115/ishamael.jpg

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:14 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4023/4304147914_6aaf72fe18.jpg

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:14 AM
best bowler in our league averages 234...and the second one is not even close to that...

the guy has to bowl a 700 set to get his average...

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:15 AM
Tub - you may be the best image finder ever...

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:15 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4023/4304147914_6aaf72fe18.jpg

That's so hot,
I don't know what part of that photo to jack to...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:16 AM
That's so hot,
I don't know what part of that photo to jack to...

The plastic cups.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:17 AM
Tub - you may be the best image finder ever...

It'c called my C drive.

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:17 AM
Bowling Challenge!

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:17 AM
That's so hot,
I don't know what part of that photo to jack to...

why pick?..the price is the same either way...

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:18 AM
298 is eleven and then an 8...doofus...

is this guy trying to take the liar character away from dave?

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 09:18 AM
It'c called my C drive.

hahaha

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:19 AM
If you bowled a 298 you would remember every fucking throw and every fucking frame.

Freddie is pulling an Earl.

Jughead
03-31-2010, 09:19 AM
the Ronny B Cross examination

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:19 AM
Spider is too good at bowling. He had to remove himself from competition and shoot pool.

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:20 AM
My golf average is 21...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:20 AM
On that note. My golf handicap is -10.

TjM
03-31-2010, 09:21 AM
Big buck toothed, fat titted, midget who will let Freddie fuck her in the ass.

Where would you find such a gem?

http://cdn.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine/2010/01/jersey-shore-snookie.jpg

Boogie in Va
03-31-2010, 09:22 AM
PBA bowlers on tour do not average 250. Freddy is full of shit. I average 194 in both the Monday and Thursday leagues I bowl in.

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:22 AM
Spider is too good at bowling. He had to remove himself from competition and shoot pool.

I had Greg alone in a dark pool room, and I was getting him drunk.
Then that Britney showed up and spoiled the mood...

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:23 AM
I average 187 this year and bowl only once a week...

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:24 AM
Take that prick to an alley right now...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:25 AM
I average 24 assists when I play basketball.

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:26 AM
I average 24 assists when I play basketball.

I averaged 25 strikeouts a game when I was a pitcher in college baseball...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:27 AM
I averaged 25 strikeouts a game when I was a picture in college baseball...

I averaged 27. I threw both righty and lefty.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:28 AM
http://cdn.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine/2010/01/jersey-shore-snookie.jpg

:furious:

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:29 AM
I averaged 25 strikeouts a game when I was a picture in college baseball...

You were a picture...?

TjM
03-31-2010, 09:29 AM
:furious:

:laugh:

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:29 AM
I averaged 27. I threw both righty and lefty.

HA...did you see the Yankee pitcher that throws both left and right?..is he the first to do this?

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:30 AM
You were a picture...?

If Freddie can average 250, Dell can be a picture.

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:30 AM
You were a picture...?

you caught it before my edit...but I was a picture perfect pitcher...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:31 AM
HA...did you see the Yankee pitcher that throws both left and right?..is he the first to do this?

I think he is, but I'm one of these Yankee homers around here will know for sure.

Jughead
03-31-2010, 09:31 AM
If Freddie can average 250, Dell can be a picture.

And Rhino can strike out 27

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:34 AM
I love when Dave plays the "defend the idiot" character...when he did it with the ZMan was great radio...

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:35 AM
HA...did you see the Yankee pitcher that throws both left and right?..is he the first to do this?

Jim Abbott?

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:38 AM
Freddie's stealing the John Lovits compulsive liar bit...

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:39 AM
Freddie's stealing the John Lovits compulsive liar bit...

Earl stole it first.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:40 AM
Does Skee Ball count?
I'm pretty fuckin' good at that shit.

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:40 AM
They should shave their heads, or dress like girls if they lose...

Hottub
03-31-2010, 09:41 AM
They should shave their heads, or dress like girls if they lose...

Oooh Ooohhh!
How about tattoos?:wallbash:

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:42 AM
They should shave their heads, or dress like girls if they lose...

Beard contest.

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:43 AM
Oooh Ooohhh!
How about tattoos?:wallbash:

Well,
I'm outta ideas...

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 09:43 AM
i cant think of anything crazy that they havent already done :o

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 09:45 AM
My average for all sports are super easy to remember:

0

Willmore
03-31-2010, 09:46 AM
Dave can come up with some seriously fucked up shit, but unfortunately, the Sirius suits won't let him do any of it.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 09:46 AM
Beard contest.

I thought you were golfing?

ps. get on "playstation home" sometime.

its somewhat fun but would be better to mess with people.

RhinoinMN
03-31-2010, 09:46 AM
My average for all sports are super easy to remember:

0

Best golfer ever.

dino_electropolis
03-31-2010, 09:48 AM
Well,
I'm outta ideas...


Should involve something touching on daves jealousy issues

Willmore
03-31-2010, 09:48 AM
That "Why, are you buying?" line from Kingpin gets me every time.

Recyclerz
03-31-2010, 09:49 AM
If the bumper is the clue then pepper is going to have a long Lent.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 09:52 AM
Best golfer ever.

as in no try

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 09:53 AM
Who guessed beards...?

Dell
03-31-2010, 09:57 AM
head to head should be 2 points for each game and 1 point for total pins...

that guy just suggested this approach...it is the best way for head-to-head...

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 10:07 AM
yay!! fezzie birthdee party! :clap:

Hottub
03-31-2010, 10:09 AM
Eat cake, budday!

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 10:10 AM
Gay fezzie birthdee party! :clap:

Oh, now come on. :dry:

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 10:10 AM
Eat cock, budday!

et tu hottubtimemachine?

CountryBob
03-31-2010, 10:10 AM
Wha?

CountryBob
03-31-2010, 10:12 AM
Yeah - Eat Cake! But not the whole thing in 1 setting!

mikeyboy
03-31-2010, 10:14 AM
I'll be in midtown after the show. I should go check it out.

Hottub
03-31-2010, 10:15 AM
Please give us an update, Mikey.

biggestmexi
03-31-2010, 10:16 AM
i would die if if chuckwagoncook called in to wish fez a happy b-day.

Die laughing

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 10:19 AM
Lucci...

Dell
03-31-2010, 10:32 AM
I forgot...what movie is the Tom Cruise "respect the cock" drop from...

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 10:33 AM
I forgot...what movie is the Tom Cruise "respect the cock" drop from...

Those were his wedding vows...

Mitch&Murray
03-31-2010, 10:35 AM
I forgot...what movie is the Tom Cruise "respect the cock" drop from...

Magnolia

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 10:35 AM
magnolia...

Dell
03-31-2010, 10:35 AM
Those were his wedding vows...

:lol:

BlackSpider
03-31-2010, 10:45 AM
No Flea...

aceofspades7
03-31-2010, 10:46 AM
bring out the pimp cup!

Servo
03-31-2010, 10:47 AM
Who's Tom Davis?

Misteriosa
03-31-2010, 10:47 AM
mighty real always makes me giggle :tongue:

Dell
03-31-2010, 10:49 AM
mighty real always makes me giggle :tongue:

disco music invokes another response from me...http://ronfezv3.com/forums/images/smilies/barf.gif

Dell
03-31-2010, 10:52 AM
later buddays...:bye:

Jughead
03-31-2010, 10:53 AM
See ya ......:bye:

Hottub
03-31-2010, 10:55 AM
Thanks buddays.