hippo vs. rhino

[Marc with a c]

to the death. who you got?

[Marc with a c]

please no stupid king hippo/rhinoMN jokes.

thanks.

[StanUpshaw]

It's a classic water vs land conundrum. I'd give the edge to rhino since even underwater, it could get lucky and stab the fuck.

[FUNKMAN]

giraffe


no, hippo! they got the hurricane holla,,,,,and big fucking cuspids

[PapaBear]

Hippo all the way. Those things are ferocious. I'm not even sure the rhino has much of a bite. Just that tusk.

[StanUpshaw]

Look at rhino skin, then look at hippo skin.

A hippo would not be able to put a dent in that armor. Its only chance would be to lure the rhino into deep water and sit on it until it drowns.

The rhino would open up a hippo like it was Ric Flair.

[TheGameHHH]

Arent hippos veggitarians? I'd take the Rhino

also because the hippo would bet himself

[StanUpshaw]

They're both herbivorous.

[PapaBear]

They're both herbivorous.
That doesn't mean they don't fight.

[TheGameHHH]

That doesn't mean they don't fight.

yea.....like a bunch of hippes

[PapaBear]

yea.....like a bunch of hippes
I've seen a lot of hippies fight over herb.

[TjM]

Rhino fan since day 5

[TjM]

please no stupid king hippo/rhinoMN jokes.

thanks.


Rhino fan since day 5

Sorry :sad: Should have read the whole thread

[TeeBone]

The rhino needs to get that first blast with his horn and if he misses (which for the purposes of my opinion, I think he would) this thing will be over quick. The hippo is a dangerous animal. Every so often, they are the subject of a NatGeo show and they always talk about how many people they kill, how strong the bite is, how powerful it could be if provoked. A rhino provoking a hippo would result in certain death for the rhino.

[sailor]

Does the rhino have bacon?

[ScottFromGA]

this thread has been done already....

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=61147&highlight=scottfromga+scottinnj

[KnoxHarrington]

The rhino needs to get that first blast with his horn and if he misses (which for the purposes of my opinion, I think he would) this thing will be over quick. The hippo is a dangerous animal. Every so often, they are the subject of a NatGeo show and they always talk about how many people they kill, how strong the bite is, how powerful it could be if provoked. A rhino provoking a hippo would result in certain death for the rhino.

Yeah, hippos kill far more humans in Africa than any other animal, including lions.

They are mean motherfuckers who can, and will, fuck you up.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the Rhino has the Horn, the Horn will make the Rhino Victorious

plus all Hippos are fat and out of shape, the Rhino is in gr8 shape

[JimBeam]

The hippo can open it's mouth almost 180 degrees and I think would sink those teeth right into that rhino's brain.

Hippo may not have the armor like skin but I'm sure they;re pretty thick so that horn might not do much damage.

Plus I think the hippo is stronger.

I like them both but I'm going w/ the hippo.

[Furtherman]

Hippo.

[sailor]

the Rhino has the Horn, the Horn will make the Rhino Victorious

plus all Hippos are fat and out of shape, the Rhino is in gr8 shape

someone has a crush.