What is the most paranoid thing you have ever done?

[S0S]

A interesting philosophical discussion was brought to The Ron & Fez Show today as a moral conundrum was from an electronic-mail about the situation in Castaway*. Where Tom Hank's character, who was thought as dead after 5 years from a plane crash and who inhabitated a deserted island, escapes to civilization and realizes his wife has moved on and has started a relationship with another man and they have had children. East Side Dave punched-up his emotions for comedic effect and became paranoid that it would happen to himself. Ron's opinion is that once he was presumed dead, she should go on with her life. On the show the question of if

Is it alright for her to have moved on after his presumed death?
And is there a necessary waiting time before she should take if at all?

or

What is the most paranoid thing you have ever done?

or

If you have not done anything paranoid... Do you you find paranoia attractive with your significant other?

*Cast Away (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162222/)
Cast Away is the direct basis theme for the show LOST, which Brian K. Vaughan is a part of.

[Penelope]

None of it matters. All love relationships are doomed. Doomed by human nature.

[Adolf]

do drug stories count

i thought i was dead once so i was asking people if they could actually see me

i could go on all night long

but who cares

[Enabler]

No, paranoia is NOT attractive. Ive been told so many times. Im a jealous guy. Kinda like ESD but way less funny. Ive made tremendous strides from where i was at a few years ago. But its still an issue for me. I just hide it longer.

[STC-Dub]

I used to be very paranoid but learned from my mistakes.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/black-sabbath-paranoid-image.jpg

[disneyspy]

any one of these wouldve made a fine thread

the most ive ever been paranoid was going to a gay bar with some friends to see a drag show the only person that grabbed my ass was a chick and we had a good laugh

[Willmore]

I killed a man in Reno once, just to watch him die ... he was also eying me funny, so I thought he might be a Fed. Kill the feds I say, and people listen, especially Wilson.

[Hammond Egger]

I was pumping gas one night and a car pulled into the pump opposite mine. As I was walking in to pay, the only thought in my head was that mother fucker was going to steal my gas cap and take off while I was inside. I was as high as an XM satellite at the time.

One New Year's Eve at a hotel party, I built a fort in the corner out of couch cushions and pillows, sat inside it eating cool ranch doritos and threatened to kill anyone that came within 10 feet of me. Once again, high as hell.

I don't do well on weed.

[Snoogans]

i got the fuckin best one ever. I was probably like 20-21 at the time. A few of us got some mushrooms, probably more than we should of. we ate them and went to this party.

On the wall the kid had a tapestry with all the animals that represent zodiac signs. At first it was cool cause some of them started fighting each other. The scorpion and the crab fighting was epic.

But then I started to worry that they were gonna attack me so I started asking people to stand in between me and the tapestry so that they got distracted on the way. It was pretty fuckin awesome

[TjM]

k finnaly listened to yesterday's show. Dave is a complete lunatic and needs help

[Perrynoid On Demand]

i invented paranoia hoo hoo

[RhinoinMN]

Why are you asking?

What do you want from me?

What is your objective??


AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Jughead]

I took a boat out in the middle of a lake to partake...... So I had no chance of talking or anyone talking to me except my enabler