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disneyspy
04-07-2010, 05:32 AM
buddays! rain day! goodness with the best listeners in north america,sweet!


because it's been awhile...

http://www.pics-site.com/wp-content/uploads/keeley_hazell_bikini_shoot_hot_two_10.jpg



Please help Sexy Bastard's niece (or somebody else) with a blood donation. (
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2687599&posted=1#post2687599)
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Got a question that you just can't find an answer to? Ask JoeTheBartender. Your answer awaits. (
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Hear something you want to talk aboot on the show. Start a thread and let us all discuss it. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

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http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67067&highlight=Kids)
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Feel Better Stanley Mac.

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lets get down to it boppers

Hottub
04-07-2010, 05:41 AM
Cool.
The Secret Spy Network really does work.:thumbup:

Morning buddays!!!

And misti.

Misteriosa
04-07-2010, 05:43 AM
:bye:

im out at 320 today... got in at 720, which is ungodly for my line of work. im so sleepy :o

EliSnow
04-07-2010, 05:51 AM
Enjoy the fuck out of it.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 05:54 AM
drop and opener

http://<div style="float: left; margin-right: 10px;"><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/OpenEntPlayer.swf" id="1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b841a0" name="1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b841a0" flashvars="auto_play=false&clip_pid=jscybjrrzp&e=&id=1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b841a0&skin_pid=wfxswdnlkf" width="300" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent"></embed><div id="1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b841a0_anchor" style="font-size: 8px; color: black; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.entertonement.com/clips/jscybjrrzp--In-the-Galaxy-of-This-Sucks-Camel-DicksMovies-Will-Ferrell-John-C-Reilly-Step-Brothers-" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">In the Galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks sound bite</a> &nbsp;<a href="http://www.entertonement.com/collections/943/Movies?ht_link=1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b84 1a0" style="font-size: 8px; color: black;" target="_blank">Movies sound bites</a></div><img alt="In the Galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks sound bite" border="0" height="0" src="http://www.entertonement.com/widgets/img/clip/jscybjrrzp/1/1_85c12e98_424c_11df_9783_0019b9b841a0/blank.gif" style="visibility: hidden; width: 0px; height: 0px; margin:0; padding:0; float:right" width="0" /></div>

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disneyspy
04-07-2010, 06:19 AM
todays ichiban

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4 miners still alive,rescue attempt underway

Dell
04-07-2010, 06:23 AM
good moaning buddays...

Baby DEW Year
04-07-2010, 06:35 AM
good moaning buddays...

What are we moaning about?:huh:

RhinoinMN
04-07-2010, 06:38 AM
What are we moaning about?:huh:

What aren't we moaning about?

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 06:41 AM
i moan everytime my alarm clock goes off and its still really dark out side

Jughead
04-07-2010, 06:50 AM
good morning

Hottub
04-07-2010, 07:00 AM
Web is down at work. No show for Tub.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:01 AM
nice LCD soundsystem at rhino radio

Gutter
04-07-2010, 07:02 AM
One minute in and ESD drops a bomb......brilliant!!!!

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:05 AM
next gen lovers are so geeky

pickards a fag and so are the face palmers

Willmore
04-07-2010, 07:06 AM
I agree. That was an amazing Lost. I had the exact same thoughts.

Jughead
04-07-2010, 07:07 AM
Web is down at work. No show for Tub.

Maybe it will be up soon??

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:08 AM
it was too good of a show to be ending the series with

Misteriosa
04-07-2010, 07:10 AM
my internet keeps shitting the bed :down: im missing so much show...

PD
04-07-2010, 07:11 AM
my internet keeps shitting the bed :down: im missing so much show...
same here.

:(

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:12 AM
PD and misti are bennie cup winners so early in the show? wow that was early

Hottub
04-07-2010, 07:15 AM
This is bad.
But at least I'm missing lost talk.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:19 AM
http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/dicky-the-highin-guy

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:21 AM
http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/dicky-the-highin-guy

Like a white Cleveland Brown

Jughead
04-07-2010, 07:25 AM
ha ha ha Phucking Dave

Dell
04-07-2010, 07:25 AM
loved the Lost talk...dislike the ESD is a relationship psycho talk...

PD
04-07-2010, 07:26 AM
I hate that I'm missing Lost talk

:wallbash:

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:26 AM
http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/dicky-the-highin-guy

He hits it like a bitch.

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:26 AM
loved the Lost talk...dislike the ESD is a relationship psycho talk...

Oh no. Is he talking about killing his family again? :help:

Jughead
04-07-2010, 07:27 AM
Oh no. Is he talking about killing his family again? :help:

Winner!!!

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:28 AM
I wish he'd stop that. It's creepy

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:28 AM
Oh no. Is he talking about killing his family again? :help:

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Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:28 AM
I think the caller misspoke.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:29 AM
He hits it like a bitch.

not much of a cherry on that

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:37 AM
If Dave is serious he's out of his fucking mind. Big fucking deal, girls keep shit.

Dell
04-07-2010, 07:39 AM
If Dave is serious he's out of his fucking mind. Big fucking deal, girls keep shit.

but you have to put your foot down and insist they keep their sex videos with the ex at a friends house...I will not have that shit in the house!

Hottub
04-07-2010, 07:42 AM
I think optimum is fucked up.

biggestmexi
04-07-2010, 07:43 AM
I hope casey doesn't listen to the show.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:43 AM
but you have to put your foot down and insist they keep their sex videos with the ex at a friends house...I will not have that shit in the house!

Please nigga, I'll watch that shit with them.

RhinoinMN
04-07-2010, 07:43 AM
Web is down at work. No show for Tub.

ustream app?

Baby DEW Year
04-07-2010, 07:44 AM
Dave was paranoid BEFORE he started smoking. It will only get worse from here.:smoke:

Gutter
04-07-2010, 07:48 AM
He's being a real idiot about this......the pic of her and that dude is in THE GARAGE!!!! she probably didn't even know it was there.

Also, he's talking about this is how it starts.....she's going to facebook him or something and there they're having coffee and then he's got 10 inches in her......he's missing one step though.....it actually starts with him being enough of a paranoid un-trusting idiot that he thinks his wife would actually go behind his back and do all this stuff.....self fulfilling prophecy.

Dell
04-07-2010, 07:48 AM
Please nigga, I'll watch that shit with them.

i did too...once...

http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg

A.J.
04-07-2010, 07:48 AM
Hicks: "Maybe that weed was laced." :laugh:

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:49 AM
doesnt jimmyhats live in philly?

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:50 AM
I hope casey doesn't listen to the show.

x2

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:50 AM
i did too...once...

http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg

He was a bitch, I'd be begging to viddy more.

Death Metal Moe
04-07-2010, 07:50 AM
No jokes here:

I REALLY hope this is mostly bit because if it's not Dave is psychotic. Seriously. He is going to rip himself apart with jealousy and suspicion and drive his wife away or at the very least make her miserable acting like this.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:51 AM
doesnt jimmyhats live in philly?

Oh no. Don't get that Rican involved please? Next thing everyone in the story gets knifed up. :innocent:

foodcourtdruide
04-07-2010, 07:51 AM
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Dave's jealousy comes 100% from selfishness. It comes NO WHERE from love for his wife. Ron was correct (with a very Buddhist comment), change has to come from Dave, not from Casey. That's the only way this will be resolved.

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:51 AM
He's being a real idiot about this......the pic of her and that dude is in THE GARAGE!!!! she probably didn't even know it was there.

Also, he's talking about this is how it starts.....she's going to facebook him or something and there they're having coffee and then he's got 10 inches in her......he's missing one step though.....it actually starts with him being enough of a paranoid un-trusting idiot that he thinks his wife would actually go behind his back and do all this stuff.....self fulfilling prophecy.

Remember though Dave thinks insane paranoia and jealousy keeps a woman faithful and would never lead a woman into another mans arms

Gutter
04-07-2010, 07:52 AM
Remember though Dave thinks insane paranoia and jealousy keeps a woman faithful and would never lead a woman into another mans arms

oh yea.....they love that shit.

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:53 AM
I hope this is just a bit and Dave really isn't an insane prick

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 07:53 AM
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Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 07:53 AM
Cool Lenny is gonna be at Earl's party.

No jokes here:

I REALLY hope this is mostly bit because if it's not Dave is psychotic. Seriously. He is going to rip himself apart with jealousy and suspicion and drive his wife away or at the very least make her miserable acting like this.

You know how strong he would have to be to rip himself apart? That's like Stan Lee strong. :laugh:

foodcourtdruide
04-07-2010, 07:54 AM
I love Dave, but he's really acting like a child. He seems like such a great guy, but this is a real dark side of him.

TjM
04-07-2010, 07:54 AM
I don't even think it's selfishness I think Dave has no self esteem and thinks that Casey can finds someone better easily. I was like that in my early 20's. Lotta self loathing. Which of course led to self medicating

foodcourtdruide
04-07-2010, 07:56 AM
I don't even think it's selfishness I think Dave has no self esteem and thinks that Casey can finds someone better easily. I was like that in my early 20's. Lotta self loathing

I disagree. I think it's pure selfishness. If Dave really had no self-esteem he wouldn't blame Casey for cheating. ONLY IN THIS SITUATION, Dave treats Casey like a child treats their favorite toy.

Dell
04-07-2010, 07:59 AM
no offense taken...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:01 AM
the comfort level of some people thinking they know others because they twitter or facebook someone makes me nervous

realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 08:03 AM
This isn't the most human thing I've ever said, but if she did cheat on him the show would be amazing for awhile.

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:05 AM
This isn't the most human thing I've ever said, but if she did cheat on him the show would be amazing for awhile.

What updates from his triple murder trial?

realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 08:09 AM
I think every girl I ever knew saved their AIM conversations, how fucked is that.

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:09 AM
I think every girl I ever knew saved their AIM conversations, how fucked is that.

My wife saved our emails while we were dating

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:10 AM
you know how i keep a woman satisfied?

i dont have sex with her

Jughead
04-07-2010, 08:13 AM
I hope this is just a bit and Dave really isn't an insane prick

X2

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:13 AM
male psychics dont need to see something to tell the future?
then why the hell did gary spivey say he wanted to see me naked?

Jughead
04-07-2010, 08:14 AM
you know how i keep a woman satisfied?

i dont have sex with her

You know Carol???:laugh:

Jughead
04-07-2010, 08:16 AM
Get Better Lil Stan

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:19 AM
classmates.com is great for flirting with chicks that i was too nervous to ask out back in high school

realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 08:22 AM
Dave wants Casey to mentally divorce herself from her entire life before him, and Casey wants Dave to exist as a husband.


Sounds reasonable.

Gutter
04-07-2010, 08:23 AM
i'm a bit in the dark here, but ESD works for a show thats on for what...5 hours? why is he out of the house for 11-14 hours a day? i understand there is a lot of prep work for the show, but is ESD doing all of it? I thought it was up to interns on the show to put most of this stuff together as far as clips, and songs and such......which Ron&Fez show doesn't use a lot of.....so, aaaahhhhhh why's he at work so many hours?

Jughead
04-07-2010, 08:23 AM
classmates.com is great for flirting with chicks that i was too nervous to ask out back in high school

Yea I go there and talk to the widows

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:25 AM
Dave wants Casey to mentally divorce herself from her entire life before him, and Casey wants Dave to exist as a husband.


Sounds reasonable.

I don't get it either. Unless you were both virgins before you met an married everyone is used goods

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:27 AM
hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha


caller: fez......

fez: yes?


caller: just checking *hangs up*

fucking best call in a long time

Death Metal Moe
04-07-2010, 08:27 AM
OK, the "Just checkin'" phone call was a total dick move but I have to admit I laughed.

But I actually bit my own lip and chuckled under my breath like someone could actually hear me. I laughed but I felt ashamed.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 08:30 AM
hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha


caller: fez......

fez: yes?


caller: just checking *hangs up*

fucking best call in a long time

I fucking lol'd.

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:35 AM
i'm a bit in the dark here, but ESD works for a show thats on for what...5 hours? why is he out of the house for 11-14 hours a day? i understand there is a lot of prep work for the show, but is ESD doing all of it? I thought it was up to interns on the show to put most of this stuff together as far as clips, and songs and such......which Ron&Fez show doesn't use a lot of.....so, aaaahhhhhh why's he at work so many hours?

Part of it is he takes the bus home

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:36 AM
I fucking lol'd.

it's too bad that the hacks will grind that to a level of stupidity cuz it was a great call

Death Metal Moe
04-07-2010, 08:37 AM
it's too bad that the hacks will grind that to a level of stupidity cuz it was a great call

Ugh, I hadn't even considered that yet. It's gonna replace "What does cum taste like" in it's annoyingness now.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:38 AM
Ugh, I hadn't even considered that yet. It's gonna replace "What does cum taste like" in it's annoyingness now.

exactly what i was thinking

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:39 AM
it's too bad that the hacks will grind that to a level of stupidity cuz it was a great call

Like that idiot that called "Dave you're eating his coc when you go down on her man" I hate callers that call just to fuck with Fez or Dave

Death Metal Moe
04-07-2010, 08:40 AM
Like that idiot that called "Dave you're eating his coc when you go down on her man" I hate callers that call just to fuck with Fez or Dave

Me too. It's just so hack and unimaginative. Instead of forming a thought and/or coming up with a joke you just try to bust Fez or Dave down a peg with a shitty call.

It's those kinds of callers that took the Comedy Pyramid away from us.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-07-2010, 08:41 AM
it's too bad that the hacks will grind that to a level of stupidity cuz it was a great call

Ugh, I hadn't even considered that yet. It's gonna replace "What does cum taste like" in it's annoyingness now.

Oh fuck I never even thought of that. It's gonna be a tough year.

wkj
04-07-2010, 08:43 AM
34 when I became a Grand Father.

Gutter
04-07-2010, 08:43 AM
Part of it is he takes the bus home

the special bus?

Jughead
04-07-2010, 08:48 AM
the special bus?

we call it the shorter bus

PD
04-07-2010, 08:50 AM
yes fez. beat the joke to death....

realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 08:51 AM
Jen from the first season of Survivor had a fantastic sex tape.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:52 AM
I'd go watch THE WET pussy

PD
04-07-2010, 08:53 AM
I miss good comedy pyramids

dino_electropolis
04-07-2010, 08:56 AM
I miss good comedy pyramids

x2

Ronnie always seems so loose and quick with the pyramids

A.J.
04-07-2010, 08:57 AM
(In case it already wasn't said) Miss Cuntgeniality.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 08:58 AM
instead of BLIND SIDE it would be BLONDE RIDE

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:59 AM
28 Lays

TjM
04-07-2010, 08:59 AM
Fucking Earnest Hemingway

PD
04-07-2010, 09:00 AM
(In case it already wasn't said) Miss Cuntgeniality.
that is better than most (if not all of the callers) - and that isnt so great

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:00 AM
Gash

Baby DEW Year
04-07-2010, 09:00 AM
28 Lays

Starvin'

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:01 AM
Cum Shy

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:02 AM
Gash

HAHAHAHAHA

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:03 AM
Miss Con Genitals

Pete from Louisville
04-07-2010, 09:05 AM
Divine Secrets of the TA-TA Sisterhood

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:06 AM
Who do I gotta blow

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:06 AM
While you were Squirting

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:06 AM
her first film was called HUNG MEN

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:07 AM
2 if by anal

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:07 AM
Divine Secrets of the TA-TA Sisterhood

NICE FIRST POST!!!!

welcome to the thread new budday

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:08 AM
A Time to Jizz

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:08 AM
INFAMOUS pussy

aghhee ghee ghee

Willmore
04-07-2010, 09:09 AM
To paraphrase Voltaire:

"If this tape did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it."

PD
04-07-2010, 09:09 AM
Divine Secrets of the TA-TA Sisterhood

NICE FIRST POST!!!!

welcome to the thread new budday
ooh and waited till right time- since he joined Jan 2008.

:clap:

RhinoinMN
04-07-2010, 09:09 AM
A Time to Drill

Edwin
04-07-2010, 09:09 AM
Two if by DP.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:11 AM
FORCES OF NATURE BOY

woooooooooooo

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:11 AM
All about Beave

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:13 AM
ooh and waited till right time- since he joined Jan 2008.

:clap:

damn,i didnt notice that,well worth the wait

now if we could get the kipster to post again...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:13 AM
All about Beave

ha,i BARKED!!

realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 09:13 AM
Did anyone say The Propos-hole?


And the gay guys saying they can smell vagina is so completely true. If you've ever worked in retail you've heard a gay guy declare that he could smell a bitchy customer's privates.

hammersavage
04-07-2010, 09:14 AM
The Hind Side

if there was anal.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:15 AM
Did anyone say The Propos-hole?


And the gay guys saying they can smell vagina is so completely true. If you've ever worked in retail you've heard a gay guy declare that he could smell a bitchy customer's privates.

do they say it like this?

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Gutter
04-07-2010, 09:22 AM
Fez's armpit lump = giant mayo pimple.

Willmore
04-07-2010, 09:22 AM
Last symptom to come in?

This isn't a baseball card collection, symptoms don't appear over the course of decades.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:24 AM
i wonder if fez's armpit with mayo in it felt like a vagina if he squeezed it tight...

yes i wonder

Pitdoc
04-07-2010, 09:25 AM
Last symptom to come in?

This isn't a baseball card collection, symptoms don't appear over the course of decades.

Hell YES they do.It's called "progression of symptoms"

As for Fez, its either a hiadenitis caused by the mayo ( abscess) , or clogged sebaceous cysts.

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:27 AM
Surprised Dave didn't get anything weird what with his sensitive skin. (Unless the shower was soon enough no to cause any issues)

Jughead
04-07-2010, 09:29 AM
Surprised Dave didn't get anything weird what with his sensitive skin. (Unless the shower was soon enough no to cause any issues)

He said the other day I have a bad rash on my crotch want to see it

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:30 AM
we had some great temps here in mid march and my colf course was packed,people couldnt wait to golf

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:32 AM
He said the other day I have a bad rash on my crotch want to see it

I thought that was just his herp.....errr fever blisters

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:33 AM
highin guy

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/dicky-the-highin-guy

Willmore
04-07-2010, 09:34 AM
Hell YES they do.It's called "progression of symptoms"

As for Fez, its either a hiadenitis caused by the mayo ( abscess) , or clogged sebaceous cysts.

Like Ron said, Fez has had shortness of breath all his life, it's not a sudden symptom of aggressive cancer.

Jughead
04-07-2010, 09:35 AM
I thought that was just his herp.....errr fever blisters

Well the steak sauce is no valtrex :smile:

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:38 AM
i'm crazy for coco puffs!

TjM
04-07-2010, 09:39 AM
Well the steak sauce is no valtrex :smile:

Wouldn't it fucking rule if the cheeze wiz ended up curing his herpes and Ronnie B finnaly made the cover of the Medicine Journal

Gutter
04-07-2010, 09:40 AM
is Fez really backing the offended in this discussion? (stupid question, I know).

aaaahhhhhh heres the thing though......i didn't know "crazy" was a technical term that applies to people who are banana sengwhich. if it was bi-polar king, or multiple personality king, or anything specific......i'd maaaaybe see a point.....but i'd still think it would be fucking crazy.

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:45 AM
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realmenhatelife
04-07-2010, 09:47 AM
I really like the BK commercial where they just say "We've ripped off the sausage McMuffin"

Dell
04-07-2010, 09:47 AM
Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new
Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring what in the world did I do?
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you
I'm crazy for trying and crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you.

Jughead
04-07-2010, 09:48 AM
Wouldn't it fucking rule if the cheeze wiz ended up curing his herpes and Ronnie B finnaly made the cover of the Medicine Journal

with his cigar it would rule

Gutter
04-07-2010, 09:49 AM
I really like the BK commercial where they just say "We've ripped off the sausage McMuffin"

that one made me chuckle.

biggestmexi
04-07-2010, 09:53 AM
What the hell is going on over there!!!!

you dirty ustream bastards!

A.J.
04-07-2010, 09:54 AM
Wow -- I missed that Fez meltdown when I was overseas.

biggestmexi
04-07-2010, 09:56 AM
Who Are You All.

I Dont Even Know You!!!

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 09:59 AM
Who Are You All.

I Dont Even Know You!!!

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disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:05 AM
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Willmore
04-07-2010, 10:15 AM
What is it about the word sequence "when I was in the mental hospital" that makes it sound crazy? I wonder.

PD
04-07-2010, 10:15 AM
does fez get its still the same game, new rules.
you use the same pieces.

its like playing monopoly with getting money for landing on jail

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:16 AM
if you spell crazy words at the nut hut,do they complain?

Willmore
04-07-2010, 10:19 AM
SHE'S ABANDONED HER CHILDREN!!!

http://hippiekiller.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/therewillbebloodbaptism9.jpg

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:30 AM
whew,i thought they were talking about PD

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:36 AM
WOW THREAD DIED, did everyone's internet go out?

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:39 AM
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Dell
04-07-2010, 10:40 AM
WOW THREAD DIED, did everyone's internet go out?

HA...working on contracts while listening today...pop over to post on breaks...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:41 AM
HA...working on contracts while listening today...pop over to post on breaks...

i thought the proponent of the listening thread at v3 was being awful quiet today

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:42 AM
tigers gonna win this shit

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:44 AM
Anc?

Dell
04-07-2010, 10:45 AM
I have surgery on my left hand (fifth one) Friday morning...I'll be glued to the Masters all weekend (golf and vicodin is a calming duo)...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:46 AM
theres a shit load of watching options this year at masters.com

Dell
04-07-2010, 10:46 AM
i thought the proponent of the listening thread at v3 was being awful quiet today

I was just living up to the troll status I had at the time...I quit picking when my status changed...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:48 AM
I was just living up to the troll status I had at the time...I quit picking when my status changed...

ha,i'll always have troll status there

Zorro
04-07-2010, 10:49 AM
Dixie Chicks have internal probs. Apparently they were tired of each other.

Baby DEW Year
04-07-2010, 10:51 AM
I have surgery on my left hand (fifth one) Friday morning...I'll be glued to the Masters all weekend (golf and vicodin is a calming duo)...

You've had 5 left hands???

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:52 AM
dave should just blow smoke in the kids faces to put them to sleep,kill two birds with one stoned

Dell
04-07-2010, 10:52 AM
You've had 5 left hands???

and all thumbs...

PD
04-07-2010, 10:53 AM
whew,i thought they were talking about PD
wait, what?

Dell
04-07-2010, 10:54 AM
three donks and we're outta here...

later buddays...

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:54 AM
wait, what?

they were talking about the oldest american dying,but then i heard she lived in texas

Jughead
04-07-2010, 10:55 AM
thanks :bye:

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 10:55 AM
later buddays,been nice,until the next rain day,



C'YA!!!

PD
04-07-2010, 10:56 AM
later buddays,been nice,until the next rain day,



C'YA!!!

NO RAIN NO RAIN

Jughead
04-07-2010, 11:18 AM
NO RAIN NO RAIN

http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/Loop/centgrtlakes_loop.gif

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 01:56 PM
http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/Loop/centgrtlakes_loop.gif

ARRRRGGGG,i have a dark red area coming right at me,i'll see you lucky fools tommorow

Mitch&Murray
04-07-2010, 02:23 PM
ARRRRGGGG,i have a dark red area coming right at me,i'll see you lucky fools tommorow

The big dark red thing coming right at you is probably a cock

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 02:25 PM
The big dark red thing coming right at you is probably a cock

or your mom

disneyspy
04-07-2010, 04:08 PM
the red area is here now and the windows are shaking from the thunder

Hottub
04-07-2010, 04:20 PM
the red area is here now and the windows are shaking from the thunder

Try this.

http://www.soothingsins.com/img/p/22-62-large.jpg

ANC
04-07-2010, 05:10 PM
Anc?
Ha! Leave my follicles out of it!

Penelope
04-07-2010, 05:32 PM
I am so glad that Dave is highin' now. I always knew he was a pothead in his heart.