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Hepcat22
04-08-2010, 05:25 AM
This crowd wont tell. Our lips are sealed. :wink:

TjM
04-08-2010, 05:32 AM
Could have gotten a hot tip on Bin Laden's whereabouts

hydee
04-08-2010, 05:43 AM
I thought the personal day was for Fez to have his lumps looked at.

jimmyolsenblues
04-08-2010, 05:57 AM
I am surprised how secretive Ron is being though...

brettmojo
04-08-2010, 05:58 AM
No we don't.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-08-2010, 06:14 AM
He's been called out of retirement by the special ops to hunt and capture a rogue agent that he trained. He's the only one who knows how he thinks and is the only one for the job.

. . . I think.

disneyspy
04-08-2010, 06:27 AM
he's auditioning directors for his screenplay for MURDER AT THE SUPERBOWL

Serpico1103
04-08-2010, 06:29 AM
He is meeting with Earl's publishers about publishing his blog. I hear they offered Ron the same one figure deal ($0) as Earl.

realmenhatelife
04-08-2010, 06:38 AM
Ron is D B Cooper, keep it under your hat.

Dell
04-08-2010, 06:43 AM
he's carrying Tiger's bag today...Steve Williams had something planned...

Crispy123
04-08-2010, 07:40 AM
I thought the personal day was for Fez to have his lumps looked at.

His lovely lady lumps?

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/600/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68/45/0422_fergie_bikini_00.jpg

Freitag
04-08-2010, 08:00 AM
I am surprised how secretive Ron is being though...

Wait, what? How long have you been listening to this show? I've been listening to the show for 10 years, and I can't even recall when Ron has even mentioned his wife's or kid's names on the show.

TjM
04-08-2010, 08:05 AM
Wait, what? How long have you been listening to this show? I've been listening to the show for 10 years, and I can't even recall when Ron has even mentioned his wife's or kid's names on the show.

I thought her name was Mychik

KingModem
04-08-2010, 08:23 AM
He is meeting with Earl's publishers about publishing his blog. I hear they offered Ron the same one figure deal ($0) as Earl.

Did you read that on Ron's blog? This shit is pretty mind-blowing.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-08-2010, 08:25 AM
I thought her name was Mychik

Hey hey hey!!!! Keep her name of the board, they deserve their privacy!

Suspect Chin
04-08-2010, 08:29 AM
Wait, what? How long have you been listening to this show? I've been listening to the show for 10 years, and I can't even recall when Ron has even mentioned his wife's or kid's names on the show.

If your kids were aged 2 and 3 would you mention their names on the air?

TjM
04-08-2010, 08:44 AM
If your kids were aged 2 and 3 would you mention their names on the air?

Dave does

Freitag
04-08-2010, 08:50 AM
If your kids were aged 2 and 3 would you mention their names on the air?

I am pretty sure that one of Ron's kids is a teenager by now, as he looked to be around 6-8 years old at Rock and Ribs.

Freitag
04-08-2010, 08:54 AM
If your kids were aged 2 and 3 would you mention their names on the air?

The point isn't even the kids' names. He doesn't talk about them, at all really. He is incredibly secretive about his life and past. I think that's the allure of Ronnie, he's basically Snake Eyes.

What do we know about Ron?

1) He ran a comedy club
2) He's from Philly, and is an Eagles and Phillies fan.
3) He has a "chick".
4) Prefers Kangol caps and good cigars
5) Has a chain on his glasses.
6) Had "issues" in the past.

TroutSkin
04-08-2010, 08:55 AM
ron is sleeping as late as possible. doctors orders.

epo
04-08-2010, 08:58 AM
The scientists have finally perfected the technology for smoke pants.

boobieman
04-08-2010, 09:03 AM
I don't know why he could of taken a personal day...but I think a certain happy typing chick is going to be having a bad memory of herself from when she was 12.....

Hope everything is good for the man.

SSSSEYYAAA

Suspect Chin
04-08-2010, 09:03 AM
I am pretty sure that one of Ron's kids is a teenager by now, as he looked to be around 6-8 years old at Rock and Ribs.

Thanks Katja. I was just trying to be funny by blindly using a line I've heard him say on air.

StanUpshaw
04-08-2010, 09:04 AM
Thanks Katja. I was just trying to be funny by blindly using a line I've heard him say on air.

He always says "3 and 5" not "2 and 3"

Suspect Chin
04-08-2010, 09:05 AM
The point isn't even the kids' names.

Funny thing is, he has no problem outing his nephew Benicio's name.

Suspect Chin
04-08-2010, 09:06 AM
He always says "3 and 5" not "2 and 3"

Damn. Couldn't remember for sure.

disneyspy
04-08-2010, 09:07 AM
His lovely lady lumps?

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/400/600/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/68/45/0422_fergie_bikini_00.jpg

that fez must be quite the secretive playboy

Dell
04-08-2010, 09:07 AM
Funny thing is, he has no problem outing his nephew Benicio's name.

I assumed it was a fictitious name...either that or a sibling married a very very traditional Italian...

Suspect Chin
04-08-2010, 09:09 AM
I assumed it was a fictitious name...either that or a sibling married a very very traditional Italian...

I'm guessing the nephew is on his wife's side. I think she is probably Italian descent.

StanUpshaw
04-08-2010, 09:12 AM
Maybe kiddo got a movie deal:

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ScottFromGA
04-08-2010, 10:13 AM
i have a guess....but it would probably ruffle feathers and get me placed on BANNED status, so I won't say.


I really have gotten a bad taste for this whole thing lately...sheesh.:furious:

Fallon
04-08-2010, 10:15 AM
I think he got the call to replace McNabb.

spoon
04-08-2010, 10:25 AM
i have a guess....but it would probably ruffle feathers and get me placed on BANNED status, so I won't say.


I really have gotten a bad taste for this whole thing lately...sheesh.:furious:

I'll back you, do tell!

Oh and suspect chin cracked me up on the Katja post.

UnknownPD
04-08-2010, 10:45 AM
They are down in DC getting ready for the JFK premiere

ScottFromGA
04-08-2010, 10:52 AM
I think he got the call to replace McNabb.

I'll back you, do tell!

Oh and suspect chin cracked me up on the Katja post.

Fallon had the balls to say it.

damn me and my paranoia of the Ban Status.

SouthSideJohnny
04-08-2010, 11:24 AM
Let's just say it involves "half and a ride"

realmenhatelife
04-08-2010, 11:31 AM
Oh, he had to kill Malcolm McClaren. Makes sense.

Contra
04-08-2010, 12:00 PM
Hope its not the big C

Penelope
04-08-2010, 12:35 PM
He's highin with Dickie today.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-08-2010, 01:07 PM
I don't know why he could of taken a personal day...but I think a certain happy typing chick is going to be having a bad memory of herself from when she was 12.....

Hope everything is good for the man.

SSSSEYYAAA

It's the perfect crime really.

Death Metal Moe
04-08-2010, 01:35 PM
Sorry to bust everyone's bubble, but Ron was hanging out with me.

He drove out to NJ, we enjoyed a nice breakfast at a little out of the way pancake joint I love, went up to High Point, took some pics, split an everything bagel with cream cheese and generally just enjoyed the nice day out.

No wait that was my day out with my grandma last week. I'm fucking confused again.

Charlie_Don't_Surf
04-08-2010, 01:47 PM
He just looked at my screen and thought your post was funny.

Hottub
04-08-2010, 02:00 PM
I really can't say much on the subject, but if you received a large package from a Mr. Levon Helm, you got a pretty fuckin' good reason.

Recyclerz
04-08-2010, 02:20 PM
It's none of your business HOW he's doing. He'll dig your eye out with his thumb if you ask WHAT he's doing one more time.

Melk
04-08-2010, 02:32 PM
No we don't.
I don't demand anything. I am just thrilled he didn't tell call us assholes like the other 202 shows do when vacations are coming.

I think Ron is going to shoot Molly's NY commercials.

STC-Dub
04-08-2010, 03:28 PM
Its personal and none of your dam business.

Dan 'Hampton
04-08-2010, 03:51 PM
I assumed it was a fictitious name...either that or a sibling married a very very traditional Italian...



Why? You have a problem with Benicio Bennington?

Serpico1103
04-08-2010, 05:18 PM
Sorry to bust everyone's bubble, but Ron was hanging out with me.

He drove out to NJ, we enjoyed a nice breakfast at a little out of the way pancake joint I love, went up to High Point, took some pics, split an everything bagel with cream cheese and generally just enjoyed the nice day out.

No wait that was my day out with my grandma last week. I'm fucking confused again.

Can you post side by side pics. I think there might be a resemblance, making your confusion understandable.

Death Metal Moe
04-08-2010, 06:37 PM
Can you post side by side pics. I think there might be a resemblance, making your confusion understandable.

I'm not sure who should be more insulted.

Meataball23
04-08-2010, 08:42 PM
Havent you guys heard?? Our lord and savior has risen last sunday!

Mr. B is working to figure out if hes a guy who will spot up for a 3 ball or slash and dish.

PapaBear
04-08-2010, 08:45 PM
Hope its not the big C
Why would he have to take a personal day for his enormous wang?

Jonny Jonson
12-09-2010, 08:36 PM
I love when Ron takes personal calls on air. He just steps away from the microphone and takes a call. Really shows his level of commitment to the show.