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disneyspy
04-16-2010, 11:58 AM
http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-1

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-2

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-3

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-4

Death Metal Moe
04-16-2010, 12:01 PM
I physically can't watch it.

StanUpshaw
04-16-2010, 12:03 PM
Oh you'll watch it.

http://imgur.com/6S8jV.gif

OGC
04-16-2010, 12:04 PM
I sort of feel lucky that I can't watch streaming video here at work.

oPant
04-16-2010, 12:04 PM
I physically can't watch it.

What about emotionally? :devil2:

Misteriosa
04-16-2010, 12:05 PM
Oh you'll watch it.

http://imgur.com/6S8jV.gif

this makes the baby jesus cry :glurps:

a ginger and a silver fox :flush:

disneyspy
04-16-2010, 12:07 PM
it gets worse,theres a part 4...

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-4

Lady Resin
04-16-2010, 12:07 PM
A fourth was just added:

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-4

Oh my!

Misteriosa
04-16-2010, 12:10 PM
i guess the title should be changed to say: Beard Porn in 4 Acts

disneyspy
04-16-2010, 12:17 PM
i guess the title should be changed to say: Beard Porn in 4 Acts

where number 4 went,i'm afraid if theres a number 5 "act"

Space Edge
04-16-2010, 12:32 PM
Oh you'll watch it.

http://imgur.com/6S8jV.gif

That is so fucking creepy

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 12:44 PM
ESD in part one was great. The other 3 were hard to watch. Not at first, but after the 10th and 11th viewing I found it difficult.
Does anyone know any beard porn sites, just for comparison?

realmenhatelife
04-16-2010, 01:01 PM
They are both so happy that they get to do that.

Barnaby Jones
04-16-2010, 01:06 PM
I'm so horrified and turned on at the same time!

JPMNICK
04-16-2010, 01:08 PM
so fucking weird. how come tanley isn't in it?

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 01:09 PM
so fucking weird. how come tanley isn't in it?

They were out of XXXL tighty whiteys.

masterbillyquizboy
04-16-2010, 01:13 PM
i vomitted in my mouth a little ... and it tasted like beard and farts

Jughead
04-16-2010, 01:13 PM
:ohmy:

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 01:14 PM
i vomitted in my mouth a little ... and it tasted like beard and farts

Makes you miss the usual cum taste?

Zorro
04-16-2010, 01:15 PM
When's the last time you've seen Fez so happy?

disneyspy
04-16-2010, 01:26 PM
i vomitted in my mouth a little ... and it tasted like beard and farts

nice first post,welcome to the board

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 01:49 PM
When's the last time you've seen Fez so happy?

Put that video up on an alternative lifestyle website, and Fez will have a date for every night of the week. Twinks as far as the eye can see.

Enabler
04-16-2010, 01:57 PM
When's the last time you've seen Fez so happy?

Maybe when he was dancing naked with his penis tucked between his legs? Included a link in case anybody needed a vid to "finish" to.

http://202friends.posterous.com/fezs-silence-of-the-lamb-dance

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 01:59 PM
Maybe when he was dancing naked with his penis tucked between his legs? Included a link in case anybody needed a vid to "finish" to.

http://202friends.posterous.com/fezs-silence-of-the-lamb-dance

Maybe he should leave radio and dance at gay clubs. He seems gleeful when in his underwear dancing for men. A lot of straight men dance in gay clubs for the money.

RhinoinMN
04-16-2010, 02:05 PM
When's the last time you've seen Fez so happy?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62083

Enabler
04-16-2010, 02:05 PM
Maybe he should leave radio and dance at gay clubs.

I think its safe to take the "maybe" out of that sentence.

oPant
04-16-2010, 02:21 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/ltlghiagrl/Blog/dirtybread.jpg

I thought it was bread porn.

PilotJeff
04-16-2010, 02:28 PM
This is delightfully disturbing. Or is it disturbingly delightful?

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 02:29 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/ltlghiagrl/Blog/dirtybread.jpg

I thought it was bread porn.

What a shitty stove you have.

metaregina
04-16-2010, 02:29 PM
:lol: Looks like Dave is either laughing or having a mini pleasure seizure in part 3 starting at 00:24.

jennysmurf
04-16-2010, 02:50 PM
:lol: Looks like Dave is either laughing or having a mini pleasure seizure in part 3 starting at 00:24.

I noticed that too. I'm going to pretend he's laughing. I'm more comfortable with that.:unsure:

Serpico1103
04-16-2010, 02:55 PM
I noticed that too. I'm going to pretend he's laughing. I'm more comfortable with that.:unsure:

ESD let a he-she jerk him off. I don't think he would have stopped Fez.

Recyclerz
04-16-2010, 06:51 PM
Maybe this will get the Library of Congress to change their minds about archiving all of Twitter.

Fallon
04-16-2010, 07:22 PM
That has to be the most disturbing bit ever produced for a radio show.

Jesus Christ.

MetalChild
04-16-2010, 08:09 PM
Does anyone notice that Fez is becoming more brazen with each video he does? From the stripper pole to the silence of the lamb dance to this.
This is looking like a good career alternative to radio for Fez.

oPant
04-16-2010, 08:17 PM
What a shitty stove you have.

They don't allow gas stoves here, and I rent, it's not mine, and I wish mine was that nice. :devil2:

AnnoyedGrunt
04-16-2010, 09:08 PM
Does this make Fez the first virgin porn star?

Meataball23
04-16-2010, 10:06 PM
This was absolutely hysterical. I only caught parts during the show, but the film came together beautifully.

I will say, that you can tell that Fez has been w/ no one intimately. The crazy eyes in scene 2 and overall awkardness really shows.

All Ron needs to do is "dare" ESD to let Fez blow him and let it happen on air. Fez will go for it b/c its secretly what he wants; ESD will let it happen b/c he refuses to say no to Ron, and ideally a gay experience will make Fez come out and finally stop all the insanity.

PapaBear
04-16-2010, 10:14 PM
This was absolutely hysterical. I only caught parts during the show, but the film came together beautifully.

I will say, that you can tell that Fez has been w/ no one intimately. The crazy eyes in scene 2 and overall awkardness really shows.

All Ron needs to do is "dare" ESD to let Fez blow him and let it happen on air. Fez will go for it b/c its secretly what he wants; ESD will let it happen b/c he refuses to say no to Ron, and ideally a gay experience will make Fez come out and finally stop all the insanity.
I'm REALLY REALLY glad I don't work in radio, after reading this post.

oPant
04-16-2010, 10:39 PM
http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-1

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-2

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-3

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-4

Is that really them. I thought it was a new gay fetish thing. :glurps:

Poochie
04-16-2010, 11:05 PM
I felt an odd rightness to it.

SHANEFROMGA
04-17-2010, 03:13 AM
my soul hurts now for having seen this.

disneyspy
04-17-2010, 04:48 AM
Is that really them. I thought it was a new gay fetish thing. :glurps:

yes to both

disneyspy
04-17-2010, 06:34 AM
disneyspy: @202friends looks like FEZZIE DOES DAVIS will be nuzzling up to the oscars aghhee ghee ghee

Dell
04-17-2010, 06:44 AM
bravo...got tanked last night so that I would pass out and not have those images run through my mind...

disneyspy
04-17-2010, 06:50 AM
dammit i thought of FEZZIE DOES DAVE'S ASS after i sent that tweet,stupid stupid stupid,i'll never tweet again because there's always something better

boobieman
04-17-2010, 07:15 AM
Holy shit..that might be the funniest..scariest...yet can't look away videos ever. Just too damn funny. Yet by video 4, I was feeling uncomfortable..now I have to run..start to work on this beard....wonder if the director has experience before...NAH

WOW

SSSEYYAYAAA

ScottFromGA
04-17-2010, 08:00 AM
sometimes, I'm happy I haven't listened in a while.

IamPixie
04-17-2010, 11:19 AM
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/781/beardporn.jpg

StanUpshaw
04-17-2010, 12:20 PM
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/781/beardporn.jpg

Wow. I am definitely stealing this.

IamPixie
04-17-2010, 12:29 PM
Wow. I am definitely stealing this.

Nice avatar :thumbup:

Furtherman
04-17-2010, 12:33 PM
Nice Pixie! Worthy enough for an ancient Greek exhibit.

disneyspy
04-17-2010, 12:58 PM
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/781/beardporn.jpg

this should be the front page it's so good,nice job pixie!

underdog
04-17-2010, 01:04 PM
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/781/beardporn.jpg

:clap:

Penelope
04-17-2010, 01:11 PM
I could only get through one and a half of all four parts. Anybody have a strong enough stomach to make it through all four parts?

underdog
04-17-2010, 01:17 PM
I watched the whole thing.

disneyspy
04-17-2010, 02:20 PM
I could only get through one and a half of all four parts. Anybody have a strong enough stomach to make it through all four parts?

had to stop and play with something?

danlaroe
04-17-2010, 02:31 PM
i think my mod quote says it all

AgnosticJihad
04-17-2010, 06:06 PM
I came.

Pitdoc
04-17-2010, 07:37 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fallon
04-17-2010, 08:12 PM
I showed the videos to someone who doesn't know the show.

I think she thinks I'm gay now.

Furtherman
04-17-2010, 08:20 PM
I showed the videos to someone who doesn't know the show.

I think she thinks I'm gay now.

Now?

oPant
04-18-2010, 02:09 PM
Underwear way too high. Man those tighty whiteys are above his belly button.

The_Farmer
04-19-2010, 01:15 AM
I showed the videos to someone who doesn't know the show.

I think she thinks I'm gay now.

shit, after watching that... I think I'm gay now.

seriously though, Ronnie B needs a Directorial AVN award for this.

Melk
04-19-2010, 01:56 AM
Dave's thumbs-up arm is whiter than his briefs.

When Fez began crawling on the sofa I was not buying the whole "Fez was moving too fast" thing, but when he started beard stroking I started understanding their criticism. Both guys were unable to put on a convincing ecstasy face.

BEEZonTHEsack
04-19-2010, 08:38 AM
http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-1

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-2

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-3

http://202friends.posterous.com/beard-porn-part-4


Fezzie had the crazy eyes going but appeared to be more comfortable than ESD with all that hot man on man action. I think they need to powder their beards next.:help:

BEEZonTHEsack
04-19-2010, 08:40 AM
this should be the front page it's so good,nice job pixie!

Super art work for Beard Porn.:thumbup:

Serpico1103
04-19-2010, 08:41 AM
Fezzie had the crazy eyes going but appeared to be more comfortable than ESD with all that hot man on man action. I think they need to powder their beards next.:help:
Odd, since esd has all the gay experience.

indymike
04-19-2010, 08:11 PM
All four combined with a bit of editing and 'new' music.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Space Edge
04-19-2010, 08:33 PM
All four combined with a bit of editing and 'new' music.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

indymike is creepy for editing all four parts toghter and laying down a new soundtrack :laugh:

disneyspy
04-20-2010, 12:44 AM
indymike is creepy for editing all four parts toghter and laying down a new soundtrack :laugh:

not because he's from indiana? wierd

The Dirka
04-20-2010, 04:46 PM
here you go. more, gayer sites on the way.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=179416222
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=537151055
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=520772511
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=870884926

The Dirka
04-21-2010, 02:03 PM
man only 5 ratings and no comments. does no one read this board?

per ronny's request, gayer site. much gayer! no homo

beanie and momma hillier must be proud!

http://www.gaytube.com/media/67820/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_1/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67821/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_2/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67822/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_3/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67823/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_4/

vote and comment bitches

jennysmurf
04-21-2010, 02:39 PM
man only 5 ratings and no comments. does no one read this board?

per ronny's request, gayer site. much gayer! no homo

beanie and momma hillier must be proud!

http://www.gaytube.com/media/67820/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_1/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67821/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_2/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67822/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_3/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67823/Ginger_Beard_Rubbing_4/

vote and comment bitches

I read this board daily, but it doesn't mean I want to go to a gay porn site. Only the men are gay here. We ladies are here to make them look legit.:happy:

daminik
04-21-2010, 04:57 PM
fez came all over daves underwear, it's usually yellow but fez got too excited and blirka blirka

Barnaby Jones
04-21-2010, 05:08 PM
All four combined with a bit of editing and 'new' music.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WnxnQdXj030&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

The new music is perfect! Had me rolling!

And why do I keep reading this thread as "bread porn?!?"

disneyspy
04-22-2010, 02:58 PM
The new music is perfect! Had me rolling!

And why do I keep reading this thread as "bread porn?!?"

you like their buns?

Bratushka
04-23-2010, 11:51 AM
but I finally gave in. Troubling.... :ohmy:

The Dirka
04-23-2010, 05:40 PM
gaytube.com update-

Ginger Beard rubbing 3 is up to 13,984 views, with a 9/10 rating on gaytube.com!!

the pornhub videos have received very few views and no comments for whatever reason.

also, here is an email I recieved today during a meeting at work from a fine gentleman from MI:

Subject: Hi from Michigan [ Reply ]
Body: That was so much fun watching you two rub beards, since I am clean shaven I wish I could earn some whisker burns from you two! Love your beards and fur and bodies but most of all, I love your great sense of humor. You are two beautiful men! Thank you for allowing me to adore you both! The warmest Detroit hello!!!!

StanUpshaw
04-23-2010, 06:17 PM
gaytube.com update-

Ginger Beard rubbing 3 is up to 13,984 views, with a 9/10 rating on gaytube.com!!

the pornhub videos have received very few views and no comments for whatever reason.

also, here is an email I recieved today during a meeting at work from a fine gentleman from MI:

Subject: Hi from Michigan [ Reply ]
Body: That was so much fun watching you two rub beards, since I am clean shaven I wish I could earn some whisker burns from you two! Love your beards and fur and bodies but most of all, I love your great sense of humor. You are two beautiful men! Thank you for allowing me to adore you both! The warmest Detroit hello!!!!

That's fucking great. I hope you've forwarded that to Rondo.

The Dirka
04-23-2010, 06:32 PM
i sent it to ronandfez@aol.com. i dunno if he has some other email but i did send the pornhub and gaytube links there and he mentioned them both on the show so i guess he or some intern reads it. he had said something about putting it on 202friends but that never happened. hopefully they find a way to give the links out on the air, or maybe people are just going to the site and search search hurry up and searching.

The Dirka
04-23-2010, 09:58 PM
LOL over 15,000 hits now and 1st page of the "Bear" section.

NSFW (http://i943.photobucket.com/albums/ad272/thedirka/esd.jpg)

i don't know how to embed a picture in a NSFW clicky thing so if a mod wants to edit this, be my guest.

The Dirka
04-28-2010, 03:44 PM
now approaching 30,000 hits but losing steam. ronny B LOTD looks safe for now.

Set Theorist
06-25-2010, 05:32 PM
Man, how the fuck could Dave leave????

torker
06-25-2010, 05:46 PM
I had avoided this until now.

I want my mommy.:glurps:

jlehane
10-24-2010, 11:27 PM
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5737538&albumID=345328&imageID=63855366 <a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5737538&albumID=345328&imageID=63855366"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/61/2dd287af8fc04cd28487b9f62dfbd4b1/m.jpg" alt="ESD McCartney" /></a> I hope this works. That green thing is a Martian animal from 1976 from the Mars Viking lander....oh yeah NASA just forgot to tell you about life on Mars.....so they asked me to just smooth things over.....uh-huh.

OGC
04-30-2011, 10:59 AM
those silly spammers do bump some of the best threads

drsyn
06-14-2011, 02:02 PM
I got more turned on by seeing the "Big Girl Bras" pop-up ad on IndyMike's remix on YouTube. If my wife saw these clips in my browser history, she wouldn't find it funny, but I would still be laughing and vomiting at the same time.