Why is the Earth being a Bitch?

[CaptainBlowhole]

Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Foul weather, Meteor showers..
Why is all this shit happening all of a sudden? What does it mean?

[Tall_James]

Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Foul weather, Meteor showers..
Why is all this shit happening all of a sudden? What does it mean?

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[Chigworthy]

Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Hurricanes, Tsunamis, Foul weather, Meteor showers..
Why is all this shit happening all of a sudden? What does it mean?

By all of a sudden do you mean the last 4.5 billions years?

[OGC]

I'm thinking there are just more news outlets than there used to be.

[FUNKMAN]

it's just time for this period


get it, period, bitch?? HaHaHaHaHaHaOh Boy...

[Captain Rooster]

it means we're all dead

[StanUpshaw]

John Cusack will save us.

[instrument]

yeah..and last year you were probably wondering where all the kidnappings came from...weren't you...

[jennysmurf]

I'm thinking there are just more news outlets than there used to be.

That's my theory as well.

[Midkiff]

It's just what the media decided to focus on this year. It brings them more viewers.

Last year they focused on celebrity deaths and shit.

[brettmojo]

it means we're all dead
This.

[TripleSkeet]

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I like this one better...
http://mcooki.es/63687

[jetdog]

Please earth, let me out of the UK, I need a salad...I can't eat curry or sandwiches anymore...I need american food!...but the pubs are nice...alright I can stick around for a little while....so how long are volcanoes supposed to last anyway?

[brettmojo]

Please earth, let me out of the UK, I need a salad...I can't eat curry or sandwiches anymore...I need american food!...but the pubs are nice...alright I can stick around for a little while....so how long are volcanoes supposed to last anyway?
The last time this one erupted it lasted two years.

[jetdog]

The last time this one erupted it lasted two years.

I guess I better start looking for a flat...

[StanUpshaw]

It would be awesome if we had to get the transatlantic ocean liner biz operating again.

Watch out for U-boats!!

[Dan 'Hampton]

Think of all the coal shoveler jobs it would create.

[A.J.]

Mother Earth is going through menopause.

[Serpico1103]

Aren't we the bitches?

[disneyspy]

Aren't we the bitches?

speak for yourself

[ScottFromGA]

may 5th, 2000. it hasn't been the same since, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[ecobag2]

John Cusack will save us.

Because he's a kickboxer?

[Snoogans]

earth is full of miracles. its just there in the air

[Kevin]

earth is full of miracles. its just there in the air

YO SNOOGS STOP BEING A JERK

AND TELL ME HOW THE FUCK MAGNETS WORK!

[Snoogans]

YO SNOOGS STOP BEING A JERK

AND TELL ME HOW THE FUCK MAGNETS WORK!

i was gonna tell you, but i have been informed that the scientists have lied to us about that

[spoon]

earth is full of miracles. its just there in the air

fuck me, i keep trying but i can't hold music

[Kevin]

i was gonna tell you, but i have been informed that the scientists have lied to us about that

THEYZ ALWAYZ LYING AND MAKINGZ ME MAD

[fezident]

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