Questions For Fez To Ask On A Date

[disneyspy]

are you from tennessee?

do you like to suck the D?

[Serpico1103]

Want to see my collection?

[disneyspy]

what would you like to know about batman?

[Serpico1103]

Mind silence, broken by grunts and toe tapping?

[instrument]

Will you teach me what cum tastes like?

[StanUpshaw]

Do you have extra happiness and vitality that you wouldn't mind being parasitically drained of?










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[disneyspy]

how would you lke me to jerk you off until you cum?

[Serpico1103]

Ever see 40 year old virgin? How do you feel about 50 year old virgins?

[Furtherman]

Where's the beef?

[Serpico1103]

Want to spend holidays with the cause of all my issues?

[Recyclerz]

what would you like to know about batman?


I'm thinking it's more like:

Do you love me unconditionally Batman?

[Serpico1103]

Ron should get a guy , I mean person, to dance for fez dressed like batman. Do it on the air so fez might be more at ease.

[DOHO@HOME]

how do you feel about ass to mouth?

[disneyspy]

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[n0thng2bdone]

whatever dave and pepper can come up with beforehand

[Sue_Bender]

How do I finally expose my secret...


so that I may go back to entertaining my loyal radio audience?

[samnyc]

Excuse me, are you a boy or a girl?

[samnyc]

Is there any more room back there?

[weekapaugjz]

how long will it take for you to grow a beard?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

How would you like to get smacked in the face with my big cock?

[oPant]

Wanna trade pants?

[Melk]

How'd you like to win a date with Sad Hamilton?

[samnyc]

fez: Do you have extra toenail clippings or urine that I can take home with me?

[Crispy123]

There's seven dicks in my ass, do you think there's room for one more?

[TroutSkin]

Can I pay for your kid's daycare?

[instrument]

Ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?

[hanso]

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[disneyspy]

want to know a secret?

[brettmojo]

What do you think of Tang?

[StanUpshaw]

Is it true that it burns upon reentry?

[Rawkus]

Can you wear this red headed wig and beard combo and shit on my nose?

[Serpico1103]

Can you take your shirt off, put on these jean shorts, and push me off my bicycle? I'll walk away and say "didn't hurt." Can you anally rape me then? Have a friend to help?

[hydee]

Are you a top or a bottom? Cut or uncut? What is your favorite drink?

Those should get him through the first 2 minutes :)

[Serpico1103]

Does your mommy know your secret?

[Meataball23]

How do you feel about the song everybody hurts?