R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 4/21/10 Now with no Trans-Fats.

[Hottub]

Hey.:bye:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7sYaJP0RyU4/STjVIaYu0EI/AAAAAAAABgo/H4XlXTMtk6I/s640/Adriana_Lima_Miracle_Bra.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Bergen Bar Night VII is THIS WEEKEND!! Come drink with friends. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86859)

Battle of the Bands. Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Ask Joe The Bartender. He's got teh answers. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86950)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Call 866 RON 0 FEZ

Enjoy the show.

[EliSnow]

Today's ichiban: Iranian cleric blames earthquakes on promiscuous and provocatively dressed women.

[Hottub]

Because of the volcano ash, Metallica rode a bus for the first time since they lost Cliff Burton.

[n0thng2bdone]

"Three bisexual men have filed a lawsuit complaining that they were discriminated against by an athletics organization that said they were too straight to play in the Gay Softball World Series. Each team is allowed to have no more than two straight players, the Seattle Times explains. The bisexuals' team was disqualified in 2008, after the three were deemed not gay enough to compete."

[A.J.]

"Three bisexual men have filed a lawsuit complaining that they were discriminated against by an athletics organization that said they were too straight to play in the Gay Softball World Series. Each team is allowed to have no more than two straight players, the Seattle Times explains. The bisexuals' team was disqualified in 2008, after the three were deemed not gay enough to compete."

You found Fez's ichiban.

[disneyspy]

telling a bisexual man he's not gay enough is like telling hottub he's not creepy enough,mornin buddays

[disneyspy]

until rhino shows up http://www.ustream.tv/channel/spynetwork

[Hottub]

Time for the opener on RhinoRadio. (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rhinotc-show)

Spy Network is for queers.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Because of the volcano ash, Metallica rode a bus for the first time since they lost Cliff Burton.

Did they look under the bus?



I love Metallica and don't know why I did that joke. Damn you Ronnie B.

[Hottub]

Oh, Charlie. You disappointd me.:thumbdown:

[sailor]

You found Fez's ichiban.

I started my thread on it before looking here. Still deserves it's own thread.

[Hottub]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f3fTVkavMVg/Ss8xE_-ZGuI/AAAAAAAAC-4/f3AnPMVIk7M/s400/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Hahahahaha they're on a pornsite.

[Hottub]

How great is that. Half the queers in the world re jacking to Fez and Dave.

[sailor]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_f3fTVkavMVg/Ss8xE_-ZGuI/AAAAAAAAC-4/f3AnPMVIk7M/s400/ben-roethlisberger-drunk-2.jpg

so guilty.

[Misteriosa]

i hope the guys get a cut of the revenues. davey mac needs the bread :o

edit: i still havent seen the vids btw

[TjM]

How great is that. Half the queers in the world re jacking to Fez and Dave.

Poor Dave.

Actually I wonder if "It's got gay if you're paid" would apply

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

They never showed Mohammed!!!! The whole ep was about that. CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope the guys get a cut of the revenues. davey mac needs the bread :o

edit: i still havent seen the vids btw

Me neither, oh and btw, these sites are the reason the porn industry is failing. So no money for davey mac.

[realmenhatelife]

Salmon Rushdie has a fatwah on him and he got to bang Padma Lakshmi, so yeah I could handle a fatwah.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez see's segweys on the street, but not in his topics.

[biggestmexi]

im NOT EVEN HERE AND I GET A TAG!!!!!!!

stupid dewyear :dry:

[Baby DEW Year]

im NOT EVEN HERE AND I GET A TAG!!!!!!!

stupid dewyear :dry:

HEY! I just got here, It wasn't me! Everyone loves you mexi!

I think it was Tub!

[StanUpshaw]

Why is every criticism of human insecurity brought up on Ron & Fez followed by "...in this country"?

[n0thng2bdone]

because they believe in the myth that american capitalism is the only social formation that functions on neurosis

[disneyspy]

DR K didnt go far enuf

[realmenhatelife]

Caller is talking about Fat Mike from NOFX who did a show as a character called Cokie the Clown at SXSW this year. Aside from telling horrifying stories from his life he tricked people in the audience into drinking tequila laced with his own pee.

[n0thng2bdone]

call and win a prize

[A.J.]

Oh no...

[StanUpshaw]

Is this a new revelation?

[Willmore]

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[Willmore]

Is this a new revelation?

About the grave?

I think they've talked about this before, maybe a couple years ago?

[realmenhatelife]

Is this a new revelation?

No, it's come up before. But I tell you, it doesn't get any less shocking.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Fez really fucking sickens me sometimes. A pickup truck? I mean seriously who the fuck owns a pickup truck? :innocent:

[StanUpshaw]

Shouldn't this pot talk have happened yesterday?

What is the point of this shit?

[disneyspy]

hahahha what if heaven sucks?

[n0thng2bdone]

they'd love to see ron walking down the midway...

[disneyspy]

Fez really fucking sickens me sometimes. A pickup truck? I mean seriously who the fuck owns a pickup truck? :innocent:

someone that picks up alot of chicks

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

someone that picks up alot of chicks

Before or after they bury them in the woods?

[Furtherman]

Heaven: A fool's paradise (http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/faith/heaven-a-fools-paradise-1949399.html)

In reality, the heaven you think you're headed to – a reunion with your relatives in the light – is a very recent invention, only a little older than Goldman Sachs. Most of the believers in heaven across history would find it unrecognisable. Miller's book, Heaven: Our Enduring Fascination with the Afterlife, teases out the strange history of heaven – and shows it's not what you think.

[disneyspy]

Before or after they bury them in the woods?

you cant bury them in the woods til after youve picked them up,dressed up them like mama,killed them and then you...

[StanUpshaw]

Socrates, Jesus, Ron Bennington.

Writing is for bitches.

[n0thng2bdone]

fez is the one who doesn't write

[StanUpshaw]

Speaking of Gamecube, has anyone used that GC/Wii emulator called Dolphin?

[StanUpshaw]

Has the color of dog shit really changed over the decades?

[Hottub]

I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of Ironman 2.

[TjM]

I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of Ironman 2.

Me too

[Misteriosa]

heh every time pepper's voice cracks on the kenneth promos, it makes me clear my throat :o
idk why.. :o

[StanUpshaw]

I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of Ironman 2.

I'm sure I will as well, once I download the Rifftrax commentary.

[n0thng2bdone]

Has the color of dog shit really changed over the decades?

i think i know what ron is talking about. they must have changed the dog food.

[disneyspy]

heh every time pepper's voice cracks on the kenneth promos, it makes me clear my throat :o
idk why.. :o

me too, shut the shit up is one of my favorite lines now

misti since it was before my time would you mind sharing some of these FBA pictures that sleeves was just singing about?

[Hottub]

Just shut the shit up!!!

[PD]

best blue man
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/25/484369_2.jpg

(afternoon all)

[PD]

yeah, anakin name wasnt in 1st movie, and remember sawyer only watched Little house on the prairie as a kid.

[disneyspy]

poor sawyer doesnt know shit about pandora

[realmenhatelife]

So tired of people bitching about Lost I can only hope that they pull a Soprano's ending x 1000 and just piss everyone off beyond belief. It would be worth it for me if they all turn out to be fucking werewolves just to see everyones eyes bug out.

[Hottub]

Yay!!
Lost!!!:wallbash:

I can't wait for this fucking thing to end.

[TjM]

Never saw one episode of Lost

[A.J.]

Texting? What's that?

[jennysmurf]

Yay!!
Lost!!!:wallbash:

I can't wait for this fucking thing to end.

X2

[Furtherman]

Lost hate is hilarious. It'll be even funnier when the ending is an overall success!!!

MUHUHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[disneyspy]

people that dont watch LOST are ugly and stupid

[jennysmurf]

I only want minty toothpaste. My teeth don't feel clean otherwise.

[TjM]

people that dont watch LOST are ugly and stupid

Shut the shit up!

[StanUpshaw]

Never saw one episode of Lost

I've never sent a text message.

[TjM]

Try to rile up my stitches :furious:

[jennysmurf]

people that dont watch LOST are ugly and stupid

So you don't watch LOST?
















j/k :wink:

[disneyspy]

smurfette just jacked off on me

[StanUpshaw]

I watched the first season of Lost on DVD, then gave up after about three episodes in the second season.

Now I'm happy I stayed away, because if even Ron says it relies too much on magic, I'm sure I'd hate it.

[Hottub]

AJ, did you get my text?

[TjM]

AJ, did you get my text?

You told him you were at the Pizza Hut?

[SinA]

I think the show should do a "Fez's Weird/Catty News" bit. After 45 minutes of Ron and Dave discussing film, music, sports, etc, Fez would get 5-10 minutes to talk about candy he doesn't like, commercials he doesn't like, etc. Whatever he wanted to cover. Fez could still talk outside of his 40 minutes, but in the role of witty 3rd mic.

[TjM]

I think the show should do a "Fez's Weird/Catty News" bit. After 45 minutes of Ron and Dave discussing film, music, sports, etc, Fez would get 5-10 minutes to talk about candy he doesn't like, commercials he doesn't like, etc. Whatever he wanted to cover. Fez could still talk outside of his 40 minutes, but in the role of witty 3rd mic.

No

[Recyclerz]

Ron Bennington is "a CBS guy?". Radio Psychic?

[disneyspy]

everytime i hear a moron say something moronic like"moms in the midwest.." i know they're a moron

[Mitch&Murray]

I think the show should do a "Fez's Weird/Catty News" bit. After 45 minutes of Ron and Dave discussing film, music, sports, etc, Fez would get 5-10 minutes to talk about candy he doesn't like, commercials he doesn't like, etc. Whatever he wanted to cover. Fez could still talk outside of his 40 minutes, but in the role of witty 3rd mic.

So you want 2:30 hours of Ron prosthelytizing and Dave agreeing unconditionally?

[Misteriosa]

me too, shut the shit up is one of my favorite lines now

misti since it was before my time would you mind sharing some of these FBA pictures that sleeves was just singing about?

im sorry, sir.. those are lost to the void...

[StanUpshaw]

everytime i hear a moron say something moronic like"moms in the midwest.." i know they're a moron

It's really lazy thinking.

[disneyspy]

im sorry, sir.. those are lost to the void...

dammit i guess i'll just have to be happy with WOW on opieradio,one of my favorites today and NSFW http://twitpic.com/1h9q4h

[A.J.]

Sway!

[Furtherman]

Poison?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[disneyspy]

THIS IS rush

[A.J.]

You told him you were at the Pizza Hut?

I'm at the Taco Bell.

[Manning, Esq.]

Okay, Fezzie, we cannot believe you are so pop music ignorant!

[Misteriosa]

the only band i was able to guess was the rolling stones, and that was only because i kinda recognized the voice :down:

[aceofspades7]

Fez isn't this retarded... is this a work?

[A.J.]

Somewhere Norton just wept.

[Misteriosa]

Okay, Fezzie, we cannot believe you are so pop music ignorant!

:flush:

edit: and i was gonna say "paper planes" to this one :o but then it changed

[aceofspades7]

no way he'll know the clash

[Abes]

Straight to hell is the greatest drinking song ever.

[aceofspades7]

kind of an obscure clash song to play for fezzie

[Hottub]

Highway Star!!!!!

[Hottub]

Fez knows as much about music as I do Prime time TV

[A.J.]

"A song called Highway Star...."

[Misteriosa]

ok.. even i know the ramones...

[Hottub]

You MUST get the Ramones. Even Fezzie.

[realmenhatelife]

K Billy super sounds of the 70s

[YourAmishDaddy]

Another reason my suggestion of a Fez and Anthony and Ron and Opie Show switch up would work. Fez knows almost nothing about music.

[Hottub]

This is a work.


G&R

[Manning, Esq.]

Like guns . . . Don't care too much for Roses.

[aceofspades7]

its a work!

[StanUpshaw]

I'm only running at about 50%

[realmenhatelife]

Another reason my suggestion of a Fez and Anthony and Ron and Opie Show switch up would work. Fez knows almost nothing about music.

I really think Fez has a medical condition though, Opie and Anthony and Jimmy are just cultural idiots.

[Hottub]

Alice and Axl

[StanUpshaw]

I seriously don't get the hate for Long and Winding Road.

[disneyspy]

alice must of been winnie's older sister

[YourAmishDaddy]

I really think Fez has a medical condition though, Opie and Anthony and Jimmy are just cultural idiots.

Damn good point. I do give Op some credit. Although it's easy to latch onto an MGMT cause they're hot right now it does show he has some of a pulse left.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez wasn't hugely off saying Billy Idol for The Clash either. He can kindof get in the right ballpark.

[Servo]

I'm starvin' for a peppy hamburger.

[Hottub]

Fez wasn't hugely off saying Billy Idol for The Clash either. He can kindof get in the right ballpark.

:huh:

[disneyspy]

im in the combination pizza hut and taco bell

[Hottub]

I'm in yer mom's box.

[disneyspy]

I'm in yer mom's box.

sorry about that,she goes on these creep trapping sprees and puts them in box cages,i'll call the nursing home to tell them to let you out

[StanUpshaw]

I'm starvin' for a peppy hamburger.

Stretch your food dollar with some peppy hamburger helper.

[realmenhatelife]

:huh:

There's some musical common ground there, like when he said Sex Pistols for Ramones. It wasn't all as bad as saying Led Zep for Dylan.

[StanUpshaw]

There's some musical common ground there, like when he said Sex Pistols for Ramones. It wasn't all as bad as saying Led Zep for Dylan.

I've never bought a carrot top in my entire life. That's what you get for shopping at your faggotty food boutiques.

[realmenhatelife]

Damn good point. I do give Op some credit. Although it's easy to latch onto an MGMT cause they're hot right now it does show he has some of a pulse left.

Opie is too in love with the music of his youth. The thing about Opie is any new band he brings up broke like 6 months ago, which is sad considering he's in the music industry.

[Hottub]

There's some musical common ground there, like when he said Sex Pistols for Ramones. It wasn't all as bad as saying Led Zep for Dylan.

I'll give you half credit. Your answer was wrong, but you showed your work at least.:thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

I've never bought a carrot top in my entire life. That's what you get for shopping at your faggotty food boutiques.

Leave me out of what goes on in your kitchen.


I think you leave the greens on because if you cut the tops off thats one more place for moisture to leak out of. You wouldn't buy a pineapple with the top cut off.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll give you half credit. Your answer was wrong, but you showed your work at least.:thumbup:

I'm never going to confuse the two, I'm just saying it wasn't the worst thing Fez could guess. Don't forget Idol came out of the same English punk scene, and I think there is a raspiness in both vocals.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Opie is too in love with the music of his youth. The thing about Opie is any new band he brings up broke like 6 months ago, which is sad considering he's in the music industry.

Hilarious.

[YourAmishDaddy]

Something I'll never figure out. The Jersey Tomato. Things are actually good. Surprising considering the source.

[Hottub]

Whatever is cut off goes in the guiea pig cage. Any veggie. We don't waste athing.

[disneyspy]

fruit comes from trees that grow every year,tomatoes are seasonal plants-veggie

[Willmore]

Pepper is not a vegetable, he's a human being.

Unless .... SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE !!!

[Dougie Brootal]

peppers are fruits.
seeds inside=fruit.

[Misteriosa]

when i went to Wave Hill (http://www.wavehill.org/home/) as a 4th grade class trip, the password into the lab was "a fruit has the seed in it". i can never forget it now.

[disneyspy]

when i went to Wave Hill as a 4th grade class trip, the password into the lab was "a fruit has the seed in it". i can never forget it now.

the password shoulda been "you will grow uo to be a nerd that remembers this"

[StanUpshaw]

Tomatoes are berries, if you want to get specific.

[Hottub]

peppers are fruits.
seeds inside=fruit.

Dspy's mom is full of my seed. Fruit?

[Misteriosa]

the password shoulda been "you will grow uo to be a nerd that remembers this"

:glurps:

[Misteriosa]

Dspy's mom is full of my seed. Fruit?

fruit of her loins :tongue:

[StanUpshaw]

I think it's a safe assumption that if you know what constitutes a fruit, you probably are one.

[Misteriosa]

I think it's a safe assumption that if you know what constitutes a fruit, you probably are one.

so hurtful... :glurps:

[disneyspy]

you people remind me of my fruit of the looms,kinda worn out and farty smelling

[Willmore]

fruit of her loins :tongue:

fruit of the loom, the game loom, lucasarts, lucasfilm, george lucas, star wars, darth vader, darth maul, maul, killing Dave with a maul .... wow, word association leads to felonious thoughts.

[StanUpshaw]

How the fuck does a blooper reel hurt you!? Don't fucking watch it.

[disneyspy]

Tomatoes are berries, if you want to get specific.

I think it's a safe assumption that if you know what constitutes a fruit, you probably are one.

agreed

[Manning, Esq.]

Bombshell!! The "news" is already broken.

[Manning, Esq.]

Freezing red deserts turn to dark.
DO THEY?!

Bell flight 14 you can now land?
CAN YA?!

[A.J.]

"She's A Rainbow" string arrangements by Zep's John Paul Jones.

[TjM]

If Fez brought up "Why do the carrots have the green thing" Ron would have smacked him down. This show is a fucking joke at this point

[The Dirka]

Hahahahaha they're on a pornsite.

now they're on a really gay pornsite!

beanie and momma hillier must be proud!

http://www.gaytube.com/media/67820/G...ard_Rubbing_1/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67821/G...ard_Rubbing_2/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67822/G...ard_Rubbing_3/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67823/G...ard_Rubbing_4/

vote and comment bitches

[Hottub]

now they're on a really gay pornsite!

beanie and momma hillier must be proud!

http://www.gaytube.com/media/67820/G...ard_Rubbing_1/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67821/G...ard_Rubbing_2/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67822/G...ard_Rubbing_3/
http://www.gaytube.com/media/67823/G...ard_Rubbing_4/

vote and comment bitches

:thumbup:

[Furtherman]

Gaytube? More like... Oh, wait.