Noah's Ark found!

[Dude!]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html


wow, this proves
that the Bible was factual
and that Jesus is our Savior

take that, unbelievers!

[underdog]

Well, I'm convinced.

[Furtherman]

The group of evangelical archaeologists

This will be good.

[Serpico1103]

Proving the existence of god is bad for christianity. Christianity requires faith. Not acceptance of facts.

[A.J.]

You missed the more important article on the right side of that page: Stars' bra-less hall of shame (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2945285/See-celebrities-without-their-bras-ontopless-celebritiesStars-showing-their-breastsNipplesBoobsnude.html)

[Barnaby Jones]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html


wow, this proves
that the Bible was factual
and that Jesus is our Savior

take that, unbelievers!

Noah is also in the Quran! So maybe it's factual and we all must praise Allah!

He also is a figure in Judaism, too, so maybe we have to follow whatever monster god they believe in!

[Furtherman]

He also is a figure in Judaism, too, so maybe we have to follow whatever monster god they believe in!

the Golem!

[Barnaby Jones]

the Golem!

Run! He devours the babies of non-believers!

[A.J.]

the Golem!

and the evil one
crept up and slipped away with her,
her,
her....yeah.

[Hottub]

You missed the more important article on the right side of that page: Stars' bra-less hall of shame (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2945285/See-celebrities-without-their-bras-ontopless-celebritiesStars-showing-their-breastsNipplesBoobsnude.html)

Now that's hard hitting news!

[Willmore]

Noah is also in the Quran! So maybe it's factual and we all must praise Allah!

He also is a figure in Judaism, too, so maybe we have to follow whatever monster god they believe in!

Don't forget the Mormons. Magic underwear for everyone!

[Chigworthy]

Don't forget the Mormons. Magic underwear for everyone!

Magic golden underwear with holiness written on them.

[badorties]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html


wow, this proves
that the Bible was factual
and that Jesus is our Savior

take that, unbelievers!

maybe jesus invented those chairs afterall

http://new.rejesus.co.uk/images/area_uploads/mels_passion/humanity.jpg

[SinA]

I'm going on record now saying that this gets found to be untrue.

[Midkiff]

That's funny, they found wood boat shit on another mountain in Turkey like 20 or 30 years ago. Oh, and supposedly there's a Mount Ararat in Saudi Arabia too, and they won't let people in because they don't want Christians "knowing the truth."

I like how they ruled it out as a settlement because it was at 13,000 feet high and no other settlements have been found there above 11,000. Sounds like good hard science.

Thumpers are so retarded.

[CountryBob]

Wouldn't there be massive amounts of shit in the floor - that would be a dead giveaway. Once they hit land they wouldn't have cleaned the Arc - just ran for fresh air.

[keithy_19]

This boat must have been top-shelf. I mean, it's lasted this long. Damn.

And :lol: to this whole thread. Bravo all of you.

[hanso]

Wouldn't there be massive amounts of shit in the floor - that would be a dead giveaway. Once they hit land they wouldn't have cleaned the Arc - just ran for fresh air.

Cross Shaped Highly Scented Air Fresheners?

[STC-Dub]

I only trust the Weekly World News, the stuff in the Sun is fake.

[torker]

http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes-77/WaynesWorld11.jpeg
Come bust a move
Where the games are played,
It's chill,
It's fresh,
It's Noah's Arcade

[A.J.]

That's funny, they found wood boat shit on another mountain in Turkey like 20 or 30 years ago. Oh, and supposedly there's a Mount Ararat in Saudi Arabia too, and they won't let people in because they don't want Christians "knowing the truth."

There's a Mount Arafat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Arafat) in Saudi Arabia near Makkah. It's where the Prophet Muhammad gave his farewell sermon before he died. Going there is an integral part of the annual hajj.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2386413667_f725a51825.jpg

Also, non-Muslims aren't allowed in Makkah or Madinah.

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/makkah-muslims-only-sign.jpg

[Dude!]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2386413667_f725a51825.jpg

that looks like
a Staten Island landfill

[Barnaby Jones]

So you're calling all those people garbage! You hateful goon!

[tanless1]

Proving the existence of god is bad for christianity. Christianity requires faith. Not acceptance of facts.

Yes,and no. Could this not be seen as conformation/corolation of faith, of a historical doccument ?

[tanless1]

Wouldn't there be massive amounts of shit in the floor - that would be a dead giveaway. Once they hit land they wouldn't have cleaned the Arc - just ran for fresh air.

...after 2500 years, I believe the fecus would of broken down, and blown away.
Your lucky to get 10years out of a road apple.

[Midkiff]

There's a Mount Arafat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Arafat) in Saudi Arabia near Makkah. It's where the Prophet Muhammad gave his farewell sermon before he died. Going there is an integral part of the annual hajj.

they're all retarded monkeys

[StanUpshaw]

...after 2500 years, I believe the fecus would of broken down, and blown away.
Your lucky to get 10years out of a road apple.

Research: coprolite

[hanso]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7393/1244992823anothertheory.jpg




The group claims that carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old

I like how fundamentalist Christians get to pick and choose when carbon dating works.

[tanless1]

Research: coprolite
...although a good mention, it is also pointed out that animal fecus is easliy broken down and fragmented.....and blah blah ...corplite very rare.
... outhouses and dead carcases , situations where the stoole would be protected during the fossilization process....blah and more blah.
....open stall area not conducive, and predominatly carnivore and not herbivore.....what were we talking about again ?

[tanless1]

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7393/1244992823anothertheory.jpg




[I]

...this explains so much

[tanless1]

Per the evil agenda driven world net daily.....probably a fake. Citing cob webs, and the wood being transported since 2008 from the black sea,by the guides......not a bad article.