R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 4/29/10 Eureka!

[Hottub]

Good morning.

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Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Battle of the Bands. Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Wanna play some softball this summer? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Ask Joe The Bartender. He's got teh answers. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86950)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Call 866 RON 0 FEZ

This thread is dedicated to Mitch & Murray.

Enjoy the show.

[Dell]

good moaning buddays...

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[Gutter]

mornin buddays.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Hope ESD gets well soon cause Fez's best days were pre-9/11

[Hottub]

He will have a strong one today.

You'll see.

[Dell]

Hope ESD gets well soon cause Fez's best days were pre-9/11

it can always be worse...

"Red dragon!" Australian-born professional skateboarder, mixed martial artist and rising satellite radio star Jason Ellis will be expanding his reach this weekend when his show gets added to The Virus lineup.

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/jason-ellis.jpg

[Serpico1103]

Got my hopes up.

[Fillmore Slim]

Any idea why the show has been "late" this week?

[biggestmexi]

it can always be worse...



http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/jason-ellis.jpg

No no no no no no no no!

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

LOVE me some Danica!!!!

[Dell]

Any idea why the show has been "late" this week?

opener is going long on Sirus...

[Furtherman]

it can always be worse...



http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/jason-ellis.jpg

Aoh nao that's teeeerrible.

[jimmyolsenblues]

It is completely unnecessary to play best of o&a during the ron and fez.
Go fuck yourself whoever made that decision.
I understand that o&a are late...and that is nice...so play all the commercials you need to...but best of o&a? I am so pissed.

[Hottub]

LOVE me some Danica!!!!

Figures.

[Willmore]

Is Dave still alive?

[Hottub]

I hate being late.:wallbash:

[Sofa_King]

Loving the Ron and Ted Show this morning.

[biggestmexi]

LOVE me some Dick!!!!

We know.

[Dell]

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[Furtherman]

Is Dave still alive?

Yes, and hopefully back.

[Misteriosa]

checking in from home today :o

my head is rocking today, but i managed to overcome my kryptonite windows and get my xm working in the living room, so ill be hearing the show today :happy:

[biggestmexi]

Figures.

That is not right.

Oh you said figure.

[Hottub]

checking in from home today :o

my head is rocking today, but i managed to overcome my kryptonite windows and get my xm working in the living room, so ill be hearing the show today :happy:

Any luck with the glasses?

[n0thng2bdone]

sadness. now.

[Lemieux66]

Predict-a-breakdown.

Fun new game from the people who brought you Search, Search, Hurry Up and Search.

[Hottub]

Ichiban.

Brett Michaels' recovery going well.
Could be on the road in a month.

[Misteriosa]

Any luck with the glasses?

no. i have to keep doing legwork for glasses that look good on me, then i can go get them online.

[Willmore]

I missed yesterday's show, what was the yelling about?

[Furtherman]

Only Dave could make a doctor forget that Hippocratic oath.

[biggestmexi]

Aanyone else find it odd that in the latest newegg email i got. which ws a mothers day special email, that it had a hitachi magic wand prominently displayed?

[Dell]

no dave again...:sad:

who will be on the guest mic today...I hope for a Jay Mohr phone call...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Aanyone else find it odd that in the latest newegg email i got. which ws a mothers day special email, that it had a hitachi magic wand prominently displayed?


Odd? For a man of your questionable sexuality, no.

[bolobat]

a Paul O phone in would be nice too.

[biggestmexi]

Odd? For a man of your questionable sexuality, no.

You convinced me to be in this life style of yours.

[Willmore]

a Paul O phone in would be nice too.

Not unless he killed another wife.

[Sofa_King]

Iron Man was an awesome movie. Robert Downey is the fuckin man, hilarious all the way through. Can't wait for Iron Man 2. I hope it's as good as the first one, although it does look kind of silly with 100 Iron Man suits flying around.

[Misteriosa]

ichiban-ish? Bigots Now Targeting Lesbian Teen's Graduation (http://jezebel.com/5526348/bigots-now-targeting-lesbian-teens-graduation)

It apparently wasn't enough that Constance McMillen's school insulted her with a decoy prom. Now the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket McMillen's graduation, protesting against homosexuality and "the biggest lie of all - that God loves everyone."

direct link: http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/04/26/god-hates-fags-church-will-picket-lesbian-students-prom/

[biggestmexi]

Iron Man was an awesome movie. Robert Downey is the fuckin man, hilarious all the way through. Can't wait for Iron Man 2. I hope it's as good as the first one, although it does look kind of silly with 100 Iron Man suits flying around.

That is the prt that looks silly?

[n0thng2bdone]

ron said if fez dies, all he needs to do is drive a van into chelsea, push the first guy he sees into the van, bring him in to the studio and put him on the mic

[Sofa_King]

That is the prt that looks silly?

Yeah I guess I just don't care for the action bits, which is why I liked Iron Man 1 so much. It's mostly just Robert Downey clowning around with his robot pal.

[Warren Peace]

Lee Elia rules.

[EliSnow]

Very nice of the boys to delay the start of today's show until I could tune in.

[Hottub]

Yes. My youngest is a Cub.
The older is in the Boy Scouts. He is camping again this weekend.

[Furtherman]

Ron's den mother set herself on fire.



I'm sure it wasn't his fault.

[Dell]

Yes. My youngest is a Cub.
The older is in the Boy Scouts. He is camping again this weekend.

there are rumors regarding his scout master...

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[Hottub]

They are learning valuable skills that could save somebody's (or their own) life.

[PD]

someone should tell Fez that his presidential hero, Theodore Roosevelt, was big time proponent of Scouting

http://www.scouting.org/About/FactSheets/presidents.aspx

Theodore D. Roosevelt, 1901-1909

Although Theodore Roosevelt was no longer president of the United States when the Boy Scouts of America was founded in 1910, he was an ardent booster of the organization. He was a troop committeeman of Troop 39 in Oyster Bay, New York, and first council commissioner of Nassau County Council. As a former president, he was elected honorary vice president of the Boy Scouts of America. Roosevelt was the first and only man designated as Chief Scout Citizen.
For many years after his death in 1919, several thousand Scouts and leaders in the New York area made annual pilgrimages to his grave in Oyster Bay.

“More and more I have grown to believe in the Boy Scout movement. I regard it as one of the movements most full of promise for the future here in America. The Boy Scout movement is distinctly an asset to our country for the development of efficiency, virility, and good citizenship. It is essential that its leaders be men of strong, wholesome character; of unmistakable devotion to our country, its customs and ideals, as well as in soul and by law citizens thereof, whose wholehearted loyalty is given to this nation, and to this nation alone.”

[PD]

They are learning valuable skills that could save somebody's (or their own) life.
very much so.

My son is a life scout now. I never did scouting as a kid, but I see a lot of things he is doing that is great- leadership skills, out door skills, etc.

[Hottub]

Also looks GREAT on a college application.

[PD]

did online streams just go down?

[PD]

Also looks GREAT on a college application.
Eagle Scout is one of the few things you are told to keep on your resume after college.

[Warren Peace]

yep:help:

[RhinoinMN]

Hottub be dialing!

[Dan G]

did online streams just go down?

Mine did.

[Hottub]

I get out to a few camp outs or activity days when I can.

The wife is also my little guy's Den Leader.

[Dell]

my xmro just shit the bed...anyone of the alternatives alive today?

[Misteriosa]

i tried to join the brownies/girl scouts when i was younger, but it was too expensive. the fees that the local branch wanted were too much. has that changed since then? are fees different by area or chapter?

[Willmore]

They are learning valuable skills that could save somebody's (or their own) life.

Valuable Skills:

1. Never end up alone with the scoutmaster.
2. If you see a bear, run.
2b. Trip the fattest kid in the group, just to be sure.
3. To start a fire, always bring a lighter.
4. Good berries: everything in the supermarket. Bad berries: everything in the forest.
5. If you get lost alone in the forest, you're fucked. Unless you have a cell-phone. Walk around until you get a signal, then call someone.

[PD]

i tried to join the brownies/girl scouts when i was younger, but it was too expensive. the fees that the local branch wanted were too much. has that changed since then? are fees different by area or chapter?

I dunno about girl scouts but we charge about $50 for each boy scout; i think the council here charges like $18 plus $12 for scouting mag per kid.

[PD]

We've had plenty of stories where during local blackout/ hurricane the boy scouts were the ones who knew what to do...

[Misteriosa]

I dunno about girl scouts but we charge about $50 for each boy scout; i think the council here charges like $18 plus $12 for scouting mag per kid.

they also wanted mandatory uniforms, an additional fee for the rental on the "den", then camping gear, etc.

we were a low income family, and those fees were too much for us. they didnt have "scholarship" programs available to us then

[Hottub]

We've had plenty of stories where during local blackout/ hurricane the boy scouts were the ones who knew what to do...

This.

[Dell]

We've had plenty of stories where during local blackout/ hurricane the boy scouts were the ones who knew what to do...

light a candle...put batteries in the flashlight...

[Willmore]

they also wanted mandatory uniforms, an additional fee for the rental on the "den", then camping gear, etc.

we were a low income family, and those fees were too much for us. they didnt have "scholarship" programs available to us then

Nice racket if you can get into it.

[Willmore]

light a candle...put batteries in the flashlight...

Fuck, I always put candles into flashlights and light my batteries. Silly me.

Really, what kind of moron doesn't know what to do in a blackout?

[Hottub]

Most of our scouts are or soon will be First Aid certified, Licensed ham radio operators, and leadership certified.

[PD]

they also wanted mandatory uniforms, an additional fee for the rental on the "den", then camping gear, etc.

we were a low income family, and those fees were too much for us. they didnt have "scholarship" programs available to us then
yeah, there is uniform too, although our troop provides the camping gear and the room to meet.

a lot of times you need to know where to look- im sure now there are troops who work things out - and there is ebay for cheap uniforms.

[A.J.]

my xmro just shit the bed...anyone of the alternatives alive today?

Me too.

[StanUpshaw]

So is Ron just trying to win the bet or what? Jesus fucking christ.

[Willmore]

Most of our scouts are or soon will be First Aid certified, Licensed ham radio operators, and leadership certified.

Leadership certified!

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[realmenhatelife]

Me too.

same here, so glad I dont pay for it.

[Dell]

same here, so glad I dont pay for it.

then it's probably your fault...they were suspicious that one person was getting it free and shut it down...:furious:

[biggestmexi]

<100% eagle scout

[Dell]

<100% eagle scout

prove it...what do you do in a blackout?

[Misteriosa]

yeah, there is uniform too, although our troop provides the camping gear and the room to meet.

a lot of times you need to know where to look- im sure now there are troops who work things out - and there is ebay for cheap uniforms.

well that was more than 20 years ago... ebay wasnt around then :o

[biggestmexi]

prove it...what do you do in a blackout?

Find a new neighborhood with less black's out.

[Willmore]

Find a new neighborhood with less black's out.

:lol:

[Dell]

well that was more than 20 years ago... ebay wasnt around then :o

HA...I thought you were looking to get in now...(yeah, quite the mental image)...

I'll discard the links I was going to send you...although the uniform may still be worth purchasing:wink:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Holy uncomfortability batman. The Seinfeld references made my back crawl.

[epo]

Maybe the Bush's weren't poisoned...rather they weren't used to food that didn't come from a southwest Tex/Mex grill?

[Misteriosa]

HA...I thought you were looking to get in now...(yeah, quite the mental image)...

I'll discard the links I was going to send you...although the uniform may still be worth purchasing:wink:

so they even accept adult scouts? lol

[Pittsburgh]

I wonder if Ron even looks at Fez as he skewers him.

[Dell]

I only listen to this show, so I was wondering...has anyone experienced xmro problems at other times of the day, or is this some kind of scheduled maintenance?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

What a faggoty call.

[PD]

HA...I thought you were looking to get in now...(yeah, quite the mental image)...

I'll discard the links I was going to send you...although the uniform may still be worth purchasing:wink:
was it this?
http://rlv.zcache.com/kicked_out_of_scouts_shirt-p235742531194566921troh_325.jpg

[Dell]

got xmro back...:clap:

[sailor]

She's all that.

[Hottub]

They were better in the 80's.

[jennysmurf]

How about Clerks? Weren't they just out of high school in the first one?

[sailor]

How about Clerks? Weren't they just out of high school in the first one?


They mentioned that one and said they were all older.

[jennysmurf]

They mentioned that one and said they were all older.

Shows how well I listen....:unsure:

[biggestmexi]

Sy-fy

[biggestmexi]

Fiction means not real correct?


So sounds good too me.

[Willmore]

There's different sci-fi. There's soft sci-fi and hard sci-fi. See party down for an explanation.

[Dell]

laser swords (or light sabers) are as silly in the future as laser catapults...you wouldn't go backwards in capability (functionality) with advances in technology...

[Willmore]

Star Trek isn't hard sci-fi.

Red Mars, Rendezvous with Rama, those are hard sci-fi. Star Trek is soft sci-fi with some fantasy aspects mixed in.

[NateCantDance]

Why is The Rock not the obvious actor to choose?

[Dell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6ImA-vA_8U/SYIWziifiBI/AAAAAAAAAB4/yDOaIRy4f-s/s320/Its-Still-Real-to-Me-Dammit.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

Star Trek isn't hard sci-fi.

Red Mars, Rendezvous with Rama, those are hard sci-fi. Star Trek is soft sci-fi with some fantasy aspects mixed in.

Yeah. I was guessing that Ron had maybe read a blog post a few years ago and was grasping to remember the salient points.

[Willmore]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c6ImA-vA_8U/SYIWziifiBI/AAAAAAAAAB4/yDOaIRy4f-s/s320/Its-Still-Real-to-Me-Dammit.jpg

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[StanUpshaw]

I love the woman in the corner.

[UnknownPD]

Why is The Rock not the obvious actor to choose?

Man boobs

[disneyspy]

buddays http://www.ustream.tv/channel/spynetwork

[Baby DEW Year]

buddays http://www.ustream.tv/channel/spynetwork

Thanks Spy! :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

Shrek is going to be in 3D?? Why?

[PD]

what about the Monopoly Movie?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2009/11/a-monopoly-movie-the-story-behind-the-roll-of-the-dice-.html

[Hottub]

Paulo!:clap::clap:

[disneyspy]

a Paul O phone in would be nice too.

i now know ladybug's screen name

[Willmore]

Shrek is going to be in 3D?? Why?

Movie executives like money?

[jennysmurf]

Movie executives like money?

Yes, yes, but it seems like overkill with all these 3D movies. I guess it was more of a rhetorical question...

[disneyspy]

jennysmurf likes movies with 3 D's

[Hottub]

Any jerkoff can have a blog.

[PD]

Any jerkoff can have a blog.
or podcast.

amirite?

[jennysmurf]

jennysmurf likes movies with 3 D's

Go away, you!:nono:

[disneyspy]

Go away, you!:nono:

if you want to see a 1 D movie,i'm dancing naked in the chat room right now

[Furtherman]

what about the Monopoly Movie?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2009/11/a-monopoly-movie-the-story-behind-the-roll-of-the-dice-.html

I saw an article today - no joke - about a Magic 8 Ball movie.

[Baby DEW Year]

Is this Charlie?

[jennysmurf]

if you want to see a 1 D movie,i'm dancing naked in the chat room right now

Now that's not very nice at all.

[Dell]

probably the best rap ever...

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Is this Charlie?

Hey you sonovabitch!!!!

[A.J.]

I saw an article today - no joke - about a Magic 8 Ball movie.

Ron might be interested in that.

[Baby DEW Year]

if you want to see a 1 D movie,i'm dancing naked in the chat room right now

Your saggy balls knocked the stream offline! :annoyed:

[StanUpshaw]

If they ever have Fitty Tyson and Crazed on the show battle rapping, I might just have to blow my brains out, because life will never be better than that.

[Dell]

another reason to pick a woman over thirty...will not post the other three...:wink:

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Come on Ron an .oz is expensive. It's AT LEAST $120.

[Hottub]

Ron might be interested in that.

http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

[Hottub]

If they really want to, a chick can get laid any time they want.

Men are dogs.

[disneyspy]

Your saggy balls knocked the stream offline! :annoyed:

it was the flood of people going to the spynetwork all at once

[Misteriosa]

If they really want to, a chick can get laid any time they want.

Men are dogs.

i second this. if i wanted to get laid right now, all id have to do is walk up to the first guy i see.

[A.J.]

If they really want to, a chick can get laid any time they want.

Yep.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

i second this. if i wanted to get laid right now, all id have to do is walk up to the first guy i see.

You offering? :thumbup:

[disneyspy]

i second this. if i wanted to get laid right now, all id have to do is walk up to the first guy i see.

baby dew year says the same thing

[Hottub]

i second this. if i wanted to get laid right now, all id have to do is walk up to the first guy i see.

How you doin'?

[Hottub]

baby dew year says the same thing

ZING!

[Misteriosa]

lulz. :tongue:

checking out. i need a nap :o

[TjM]

You offering? :thumbup:

I knew that was coming

[Dell]

i second this. if i wanted to get laid right now, all id have to do is walk up to the first guy i see.

let me know where you are planning your next walk...

[StanUpshaw]

Everyone is on the pill. Those hormones fuck up your libido.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I knew that was coming

I got there first.

No shit I usually ask that whenever a girl asks me if I have a gf.

I'll say, "No, why? You offering?"

[disneyspy]

sounds like i need to start giving sex tips

hint # 1- eating a chick out has very little actuall eating

[Dell]

I don't think the older porn was necessarily a "seduction" guide either...

[Dell]

sounds like i need to start giving sex tips

hint # 1- eating a chick out has very little actuall eating

http://www.blackhenfarm.com/images/ShockedChicken.JPG

[Hottub]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/bambina412/Retro/oldporn-vintage-porn-15.jpg

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Death Metal Moe, teaching you motherfuckers how to make a proper call. :lol::lol::lol:

[disneyspy]

nice effort moe

[disneyspy]

mitch and murray like chicks?

wow

c'ya

[Hottub]

Moe call.:thumbup:

[Gutter]

I don't think the older porn was necessarily a "seduction" guide either...

at least it taught ya how to rock a proper fuckin mustache!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

[Death Metal Moe]

Death Metal Moe, teaching you motherfuckers how to make a proper call. :lol::lol::lol:

Ty sir.

Also, let me teach motherfuckers about knowing when to hang up. I was on hold with a call during the area of the show when Fez was taking calls about the survival stuff with the boy scouts and camping talk.

Ronnie went to break and I knew that meant "They are going to move on" so I hung up to clear the phone lines for other callers, he either didn't feel my call topic was relevant, funny enough or just didn't get to me. No big deal.

Callers need to know when to stop clogging up the phone lines with calls that aren't on topic too.

[PD]

it was the flood of people going to the spynetwork all at once
I went:unsure:

[StanUpshaw]

Ty sir.

Also, let me teach motherfuckers about knowing when to hang up. I was on hold with a call during the area of the show when Fez was taking calls about the survival stuff with the boy scouts and camping talk.

Ronnie went to break and I knew that meant "They are going to move on" so I hung up to clear the phone lines for other callers, he either didn't feel my call topic was relevant, funny enough or just didn't get to me. No big deal.

Callers need to know when to stop clogging up the phone lines with calls that aren't on topic too.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Ring the bell, school's in sucka!

[bolobat]

a Paul O phone in would be nice too.

he sucked. I don't know what I was thinking.

[disneyspy]

he sucked. I don't know what I was thinking.

dont try and cover yourself, we all know who the future mrs paulo is now,have fun on your honeymoon with the big lug tommorow and congrats!!

[Death Metal Moe]

I was all giddy today at the end of Paul O's call when I heard some classic GE GE GE calls.