R&F Sirius XM Listening Thread for 5/3/10. Buy One Get One Free.

[Hottub]

Happy Monday Buddays.:bye:

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/40/4023-padded-push-up-bustier.jpg

Please Help Sexy Bastard's niece. Donate blood today. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87020&highlight=give+blood)

Battle of the Bands. Vote for Hats and Even The Slept. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

You also have to vote for Dino Electropolis and Muledose. (http://www.battleofthebands.com/eventheslept)

Wanna play some softball this summer? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87381)

Start a thread about something you heard on the show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)

Call 866 RON 0 FEZ

I can't wait for the show to start.

[Dell]

good monday moaning buddays...

http://www.team1200.com/images/tgor/blog/Josefine.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Rhino Radio is back on. (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rhinotc-show)

Raise your fist to the metal child! It is Hottub opener week. Openers created by Hottub.

Thank you disneyspy for streaming when you could.

[Hottub]

Rhino, I still owe you a Funk Friday one.

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.delcotimes.com/articles/2010/05/01/news/doc4bdc091bd368a468341200.txt

Ichiban: South Eastern PA hotdog institution Jimmy John's destroyed by fire on its 70th anniversary. The place was owned by Jimmy John himself from when it opened in 1940 until his death, when a long time employee bought it. It was named one of the top 5 roadside eaterys in America by Food Network in the early 2000s, and I think Bill Clinton stopped there once.

It was a legit old fashioned place, and unfortuantely even if it reopens the old wooden booths and the crap on the walls and model trains are gone.

[biggestmexi]

Rhino Radio is back on. (http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rhinotc-show)

Raise your fist to the metal child! It is Hottub opener week. Openers created by Hottub.

Thank you disneyspy for streaming when you could.

Thank god

[RhinoinMN]

Rhino, I still owe you a Funk Friday one.

Yes, you do.

[RhinoinMN]

Thank god

Wha happa?

[biggestmexi]

Wha happa?

No RnF

[Dell]

No RnF

wha...wha...WHAT?

of what dost thou speak?

[RhinoinMN]

wha...wha...WHAT?

of what dost thou speak?

He listens through my stream. I was on vaca last week.

[Willmore]

So, is anyone taking bets on Fez crying today?

[Dell]

He listens through my stream. I was on vaca last week.

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/whew_small.jpg

thought Mexi might have heard a nasty best-of rumor...

[Hottub]

Here's top you, Brett.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_asZ1ez5lMZ8/SPkdrjmIjQI/AAAAAAAACCs/Sp1AN9uuGOo/s400/lighter+at+concert.jpg

[biggestmexi]

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/whew_small.jpg

thought Mexi might have heard a nasty best-of rumor...

I may be the worst poster on this board, but i wouldn't post something like that.

[Gutter]

So, is anyone taking bets on Fez crying today?

i'm not taking that action, but i'll place bets on ESD trying to discuss sports and making it blatantly clear once again that he has no idea what he's talking about.

[realmenhatelife]

i'm not taking that action, but i'll place bets on ESD trying to discuss sports and making it blatantly clear once again that he has no idea what he's talking about.

I do think its funny that Dave is repeating stuff I know he saw in the derby pre and post race like its facts he actually knows.

And I dont think anyone can blame Fez for being on edge today what with the whole terrorism thing.

[Willmore]

i'm not taking that action, but i'll place bets on ESD trying to discuss sports and making it blatantly clear once again that he has no idea what he's talking about.

I'll take that action but I'll need long odds. -2000 or longer.

[Hottub]

I don't think I've ever seen a Derby.

[Willmore]

I don't think I've ever seen a Derby.

http://betterecm.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/derby-hat.jpg

There you go, now you have.

[Gutter]

I'll take that action but I'll need long odds. -2000 or longer.

too rich for my blood.

[biggestmexi]

http://betterecm.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/derby-hat.jpg

There you go, now you have.

I miss Chuck Wagon Cook.

[Space Edge]

Is Fez there? I haven't heard him speak yet.

[Gutter]

I do think its funny that Dave is repeating stuff I know he saw in the derby pre and post race like its facts he actually knows.

And I dont think anyone can blame Fez for being on edge today what with the whole terrorism thing.


it is amusing listening to him stumble through an explanation of a sporting event.

is Fez even there today? i haven't heard him once. is he home because of the attempted attack?

[Willmore]

too rich for my blood.

Should've grabbed it, Dave had that ditty about Sabathia.

[Gutter]

Should've grabbed it, Dave had that ditty about Sabathia.

i'm always off when i'm debating a gamble.

[StanUpshaw]

Dave's right - TCM is the best. Nightmare on Elm St is next.

After that, I'd go to the Dario Argento's Suspiria.

[Willmore]

i'm always off when i'm debating a gamble.

You're telling me. I lost 50 bucks on the Derby, and I had Super Saver in a few of my bets. Fucking exactas/superfectas, too fucking tempting, but you never hit it.

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, theres something cerebral about Hostel?

[Hottub]

Gap.

[Willmore]

Wait, theres something cerebral about Hostel?

Oh yeah, it's a whole Jungian trip through one's subconscious desires and the dichotomy of the modern world as represented in the antagonist's characterization.

[Gutter]

You're telling me. I lost 50 bucks on the Derby, and I had Super Saver in a few of my bets. Fucking exactas/superfectas, too fucking tempting, but you never hit it.

I've never bet on a horse race, but i have played poker in AC.....i started with 100, won some good hands, bluffed some hands for a win, made some good bets....i never counted, but i'm pretty sure i was up 100+ at some point in the night and drunk as i was, kept plugging away and wound up loosing it all. god damn miller lite. there was even a cute chick sitting at the bar giving me the eye, but for some reason my chips were too important that night. could've gotten my D wet and left AC up 100+, but nah.

[StanUpshaw]

Only Blowhard would call Silent Night Deadly Night a "recent" film.

[Dell]

You're telling me. I lost 50 bucks on the Derby, and I had Super Saver in a few of my bets. Fucking exactas/superfectas, too fucking tempting, but you never hit it.

had all but the WINNER...:thumbdown:

wish I only lost $50...:sad:

[Willmore]

had all but the WINNER...:thumbdown:

wish I only lost $50...:sad:

And how about that fat fuck that got a free 100K bet? I was ready to strangle the jumping motherfucker when he was celebrating after the race.

[sailor]

Just heard Lynn redgrave died.

[Dell]

I've never bet on a horse race, but i have played poker in AC.....i started with 100, won some good hands, bluffed some hands for a win, made some good bets....i never counted, but i'm pretty sure i was up 100+ at some point in the night and drunk as i was, kept plugging away and wound up loosing it all. god damn miller lite. there was even a cute chick sitting at the bar giving me the eye, but for some reason my chips were too important that night. could've gotten my D wet and left AC up 100+, but nah.

if she was cute, it would have taken all of your winnings...plus...

[Hottub]

Just heard Lynn redgrave died.

Be dialing.

[Warren Peace]

You're telling me. I lost 50 bucks on the Derby, and I had Super Saver in a few of my bets. Fucking exactas/superfectas, too fucking tempting, but you never hit it.

I hit the exacta and had Super Saver to show. :clap:

[Dell]

FEZZIE...:clap:

one line and done...:sad:

[DOHO@HOME]

I hit the exacta and had Super Saver to show. :clap:

I hit my wife with the exacta and it was a super soaker ohhhhhhhhhh
A gooshhhhhhhh

[Furtherman]

Only Blowhard would call Silent Night Deadly Night a "recent" film.

He did? That's hilarious.

[Gutter]

if she was cute, it would have taken all of your winnings...plus...

that also crossed my mind.

[StanUpshaw]

Mother's Day!?! Jesus, does this shit ever end?

[Willmore]

Mother's Day!?! Jesus, does this shit ever end?

When she dies?

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays. back at work even tho the migraines are still going strong.

this board is running hella slow for me today :o

and thanks rhino :bye:

[Furtherman]

Errrr... no Ron, Viacom is still here. Unless I'm working for another company now and didn't get the memo.

[Dell]

hey there buddays. back at work even tho the migraines are still going strong.

this board is running hella slow for me today :o

and thanks rhino :bye:

hey misti...sorry about the headaches...

one of my sisters found acupressure to be a great help in relieving migranes...some place between her index finger and thumb...

[StanUpshaw]

There's nothing more dangerous than a determined retard.

[A.J.]

Ferdinand?

[A.J.]

There's nothing more dangerous than a determined retard.

Talk about retard strength.

[StanUpshaw]

Talk about retard strength.

They ought to use retards as suicide bombers. I would bet that you could get three or four uses out of them.

[Serpico1103]

They ought to use retards as suicide bombers. I would bet that you could get three or four uses out of them.
Even retards know there is no afterlife. Besides, who has it better than retards? Most don't work and just watch cartoons all day.

[Hottub]

Even retards know there is no afterlife. Besides, who has it better than retards? Most don't work and just watch cartoons all day.

You mean retards or stoners?

[Serpico1103]

You mean retards or stoners?
I meant "black shirts."

[StanUpshaw]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5005/serenawilliamsbathingsu.jpg

[A.J.]

A chick who leaves her socks on? Count me in!

[Gutter]

i've been hangin out with this chick that likes to be choked, but also likes choking me. doesn't really do anything for me, but it turns her on.

[Hottub]

Make sure those legs are silky smooth.

[Willmore]

i've been hangin out with this chick that likes to be choked, but also likes choking me. doesn't really do anything for me, but it turns her on.

David Carradine her ass ... nobody puts baby in the corner .... this made no sense ... I like cookies ... oooh, pretty colors ...

[StanUpshaw]

i've been hangin out with this chick that likes to be choked, but also likes choking me. doesn't really do anything for me, but it turns her on.

Does she like the action of being throttled, or does she like being near unconsciousness?

If it's the latter, I've got a great move for you to try.

[KC2OSO]

i've been hangin out with this chick that likes to be choked, but also likes choking me. doesn't really do anything for me, but it turns her on.
:unsure: make sure your insurance is up to date...

[Serpico1103]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/5005/serenawilliamsbathingsu.jpg
I was going to ask if that was serena, but see the title now. Damn is she juicy. But in person might be too big and not sure aboiut the face. Oh well.

[Gutter]

Does she like the action of being throttled, or does she like being near unconsciousness?

If it's the latter, I've got a great move for you to try.

its more that she likes a hand on her throat......not too hard, just firmly grasping. her face isn't changing colors or anything, but whats this move you got?

[Gutter]

David Carradine her ass ... nobody puts baby in the corner .... this made no sense ... I like cookies ... oooh, pretty colors ...

whats in them cookies bud?

[Dell]

I was going to ask if that was serena, but see the title now. Damn is she juicy. But in person might be too big and not sure aboiut the face. Oh well.

that's a shame...I heard you had a real shot at it...

[DOHO@HOME]

I dated a chick that would always start to really get loud with grunts and once she came cry and say sorry.
Then I broke up with her and she now gay and hates men.....what does it mean?:blink:

[Serpico1103]

that's a shame...I heard you had a real shot at it...

If I only commented on women I had a realistic chance of getting I would making beer in a monastery.

[Serpico1103]

I dated a chick that would always start to really get loud with grunts and once she came cry and say sorry.
Then I broke up with her and she now gay and hates men.....what does it mean?:blink:
Define dated. Not sure, but what you described sounds like the reaction of a rape victim.

[Willmore]

I dated a chick that would always start to really get loud with grunts and once she came cry and say sorry.
Then I broke up with her and she now gay and hates men.....what does it mean?:blink:

You're George Costanza?

[Dell]

I dated a chick that would always start to really get loud with grunts and once she came cry and say sorry.
Then I broke up with her and she now gay and hates men.....what does it mean?:blink:

that would be the opposite of John Candy's "Lesbian No More" experience in Splash...

[hydee]

Wait, theres something cerebral about Hostel?

I thought it was an interesting view on the rich and how they can do about anything they want. I also found the suicide at the train station to be a good metaphor regarding how the lower and middle class are doomed.

Horror movies are a wonderful mirror into what the world is up too. The ones in the 70's were inspired by crime, and the war, and the politics of the day. Seriously I am not kidding.

[Willmore]

Dave was in China over the week-end?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html

[Misteriosa]

but wonder woman beat both batman and superman... just sayin

[DOHO@HOME]

Define dated. Not sure, but what you described sounds like the reaction of a rape victim.

we were together for about three months and I ask her what the crying and sorry was all about and she would just change the subject.
a buddy of mine fucked her a couple times after I did and he said she was fine and then all of a sudden she cut her hair and started licking pussy.

[Dell]

wow...posts stopped when the comic book talk started...shocking!!!

[RhinoinMN]

I think I may go golfing. Get in a quick 9 before my son gets out of school.

[foodcourtdruide]

Terminator 1 is better than Terminator 2.

[Serpico1103]

and then all of a sudden she cut her hair and started licking pussy.
Doesn't make her a bad person. Too bad you didn't get any transitional 3somes.

[Hottub]

What about things that grown ups do?

[Misteriosa]

i dont read comics to escape problems in my reality. i read comics because i want a good story.

<-- new avvie :happy:

[Hottub]

I watched Iron Man again on Sat. night. It's starting to get played.
I am lookng forward to seeing 2.


And by 2, I mean Scarlett Johansson.:thumbup:

[DOHO@HOME]

Doesn't make her a bad person. Too bad you didn't get any transitional 3somes.

Whenever I see her that's all I can think of,if I wasn't married I would love to give it a chance.
Maybe I should see if my wife would give a chance, no fuck that I might be looking for a new place to live.:wacko:

[Lemieux66]

Fez arguing that comics are unhealthy for adults with Ron defending them?

This is backwards.

[hydee]

i dont read comics to escape problems in my reality. i read comics because i want a good story.

<-- new avvie :happy:



IKR? There are a lot of comics out there that rival some of the best books written. I love comics.

[Dell]

I watched Iron Man again on Sat. night. It's starting to get played.
I am lookng forward to seeing 2.


And by 2, I mean Scarlett Johansson.:thumbup:

be careful...I heard she will make you cum in your pants...

[Hottub]

No Pro Flowers. No candy.
Taking her and her mom out to dinner.

[Hottub]

Wow. Tough call.

[Misteriosa]

this "bird is the word" song has been ruined for me since that family guy episode... :dry:

[A.J.]

this "bird is the word" song has been ruined for me since that family guy episode... :dry:

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[Furtherman]

What are we listening to right now?

[Misteriosa]

thats fucked up, bro.... :glurps:

[Pittsburgh]

Listening to a video is not exactly radios best production value.

[epo]

Intolerable Cruelty is bad?

ESD is mentally unstable.

[Hottub]

this "bird is the word" song has been ruined for me since that family guy episode... :dry:

It was perfect in Pink Flamingoes.:ohmy:

[sailor]

Yay, video on the radio.

[barjockey]

I'll take Billy Wilder.

Fortune Cookie is awesome

[epo]

Yay, video on the radio.

I'm with you, I've never understood it when radio does that.

[Dell]

Listening to a video is not exactly radios best production value.

HA...thought I was listening to O&A during that...

[Dell]

It was perfect in Pink Flamingoes.:ohmy:

and Dumb and Dumber...(I think)...

[epo]

United Artists has realistically been dead since Michael Cimino killed it in 1980.

[Willmore]

United Artists has realistically been dead since Michael Cimino killed it in 1980.

Not so United now, were they.

[Hottub]

No, they are passengers.

[sailor]

I'm with you, I've never understood it when radio does that.

it can work, but it's like a baseball game. If the play-by-play is good, it works. You don't just broadcast crowd sounds.

[Gutter]

hahahaha Ron is crackin me up right now.

[epo]

Ron Turcotte was one of the most famous jockeys of all-time.

He rode Secretariat. He mattered.

[Baby DEW Year]

The problem with moose racing.....moose knuckle!

[Gutter]

hey willmore.......if horse racing counts as a sport, i think i would have won that bet by now.

he thinks he can put pepper on a horse and have it still win the race? has he seen the size of these jockeys? they freak me out waaaayyyyy more than a little person does.

[DOHO@HOME]

dogs are very much in touch with your feelings.
my shepard knew somthing was wrong when we had my mother inlaw come live with us after she had a stroke.
before she had a stroke the dog would be afraid and didn't want anything to do with her now she loves to sleep in her room and is very protective of her.
dogs are the best if raised right.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/ESD-dog.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

its more that she likes a hand on her throat......not too hard, just firmly grasping. her face isn't changing colors or anything, but whats this move you got?

Ok, so when you're on top, you apply what's called in jiu jitsu an arm triangle choke. Basically, you loop your right arm around her neck so your bicep is on her left corotid artery, then you duck your head and neck under her right armpit so her shoulder squeezes into her right corotid artery. Then join your hands behind her back so everything cinches up tight.

If you're tall enough, you can do this laying down in bed, but if she's too long, you'll have to have her sitting more upright.

From there you can bang away, tightening and loosening your grip, keeping her in that half-conscious twilight euphoria.

[biggestmexi]

Ha rhino has feelings.

whatta FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Misteriosa]

my ex's dog used to stay by his grandmother all the time. she would fall a lot. the dog would stay be her side until someone came home and helped the grandmother up. that was a very faithful dog.

[Gutter]

Ok, so when you're on top, you apply what's called in jiu jitsu an arm triangle choke. Basically, you loop your right arm around her neck so your bicep is on her left corotid artery, then you duck your head and neck under her right armpit so her shoulder squeezes into her right corotid artery. Then join your hands behind her back so everything cinches up tight.

If you're tall enough, you can do this laying down in bed, but if she's too long, you'll have to have her sitting more upright.

From there you can bang away, tightening and loosening your grip, keeping her in that half-conscious twilight euphoria.


i watch a whole lot of MMA so i'm aware of the move you're describing. if i ever try it out i'll let you know....sounds like a good one though if you find a chick thats into it that much.

[Gutter]

my ex's dog used to stay by his grandmother all the time. she would fall a lot. the dog would stay be her side until someone came home and helped the grandmother up. that was a very faithful dog.

i know a girl from San Fran that has a service dog for her epilepsy.....he's an awesome dog but i think shes too rigid on him....she has lots of weird rules and he seems scared of her sometimes. i haven't talked to her in a while, so i forget the dogs name, but i remember that hes an american bulldog.

[Dell]

more radio video...yay...

[Serpico1103]

i watch a whole lot of MMA so i'm aware of the move you're describing. if i ever try it out i'll let you know....sounds like a good one though if you find a chick thats into it that much.
Also keeps your face covered if they reach for mace.

[Pittsburgh]

Why doesn't Ron just punch Fez and get it over with.

[Dell]

my Golden died March 15th...hit me harder than I thought it would...probably because he was such a good dog...

[Serpico1103]

i know a girl from San Fran that has a service dog for her epilepsy.....he's an awesome dog but i think shes too rigid on him....she has lots of weird rules and he seems scared of her sometimes. i haven't talked to her in a while, so i forget the dogs name, but i remember that hes an american bulldog.
Peanut butter? Oven mitts? Service dogs can't be treated like pets.

[DickRichards]

here's a video of a cat defending a child, I cant call in to studio, but might be a nice contribution...

http://www.break.com/index/cats-attack-babysitter.html

[Furtherman]

i watch a whole lot of MMA so i'm aware of the move you're describing. if i ever try it out i'll let you know....sounds like a good one though if you find a chick thats into it that much.

I don't want to get a phone call at 3am asking for a shovel and directions to some place "out of the way".

[Dell]

I don't want to get a phone call at 3am asking for a shovel and directions to some place "out of the way".

you have to insist that he get his own damn lime this time...tough love...

[Serpico1103]

I don't want to get a phone call at 3am asking for a shovel and directions to some place "out of the way".
That is the only requirement of a good friend. You crossed yourself off that list. I keep a bone saw in the trunk, you never know when someone will forget the safe word.

[Gutter]

Peanut butter? Oven mitts? Service dogs can't be treated like pets.

hahaha.....and i know service dogs can't be treated like pets, but she would do weird stuff.....like when she was walking the dog if he would stop to pee, she would keep walking and only let him relieve himself for as long as the leash lasted before it tightened again. i just thought it was strange and kind of unnecessary.

[S0S]

here's a video of a cat defending a child, I cant call in to studio, but might be a nice contribution...

http://www.break.com/index/cats-attack-babysitter.html

:blink:

[Gutter]

I don't want to get a phone call at 3am asking for a shovel and directions to some place "out of the way".

you're useless to me in that situation because you don't have an old car with a big trunk made outta metal.

i may need to borrow that big knife in the kitchen tho.....for when i hit the deer and i gotta remove the.....whats that called? hoof? hooves? hoof, hoof...yea.

one dogs looking one.....ahhhhhh you get it.

[Serpico1103]

hahaha.....and i know service dogs can't be treated like pets, but she would do weird stuff.....like when she was walking the dog if he would stop to pee, she would keep walking and only let him relieve himself for as long as the leash lasted before it tightened again. i just thought it was strange and kind of unnecessary.
That does seem odd. But, I don't know enough about service dogs. Maybe that is how he was trained and they told her to continue. Or she was a controlling weirdo.

[Gutter]

That does seem odd. But, I don't know enough about service dogs. Maybe that is how he was trained and they told her to continue. Or she was a controlling weirdo.

i'm goin with possibility number 2