View Full Version : Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris
Sinestro
05-03-2010, 06:38 PM
I know one of them is dead but growing up if you talked about Karate or Kung Fu (is there a difference?) it was eaither Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris that would come to mind. I don't know if they fought or ever met up but who would win let's assume that both were in their prime and they fought either with rules or no rules.
Sinestro
05-03-2010, 06:39 PM
I bet GVAC would know if he was still around.
Judge Smails
05-03-2010, 06:42 PM
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booster11373
05-03-2010, 06:42 PM
Bruce Lee by a mile Chuck got old and became a internet thing which automatically makes you uncool
asayresk
05-03-2010, 07:07 PM
OK we get it Bruce your really flexible:lol:
StanUpshaw
05-03-2010, 07:24 PM
Chuck would get a white girl to walk by, and when Bruce got distracted, Norris would start beating him with his turquoise cow skull belt buckle.
STC-Dub
05-03-2010, 08:05 PM
Bruce Lee would kick Norris' but.
Serpico1103
05-03-2010, 08:07 PM
Chuck was a professional kickboxer. Bruce was a movie star.
PapaBear
05-03-2010, 08:08 PM
Chuck was a professional kickboxer. Bruce was a movie star.
That's nonsense.
Penelope
05-03-2010, 08:17 PM
Bruce Lee
:wub:
Serpico1103
05-03-2010, 08:19 PM
That's nonsense.
I knew bringing truth into the discussion would hurt some feelings.
PapaBear
05-03-2010, 08:22 PM
I knew bringing truth into the discussion would hurt some feelings.
What truth? Lee was absolutely everything he was made out to be. He was a movie star because of it. Same as with Norris.
Serpico1103
05-03-2010, 08:40 PM
What truth? Lee was absolutely everything he was made out to be. He was a movie star because of it. Same as with Norris.
Bruce Lee was a great martial artist. But, there is a difference between a fighter and a martial artist. Many great martial artists were destroyed in the early UFC by fighters.
Lee's wiki page of fights reads like a fairy tale. Fighting people on rooftops with one witness.
PapaBear
05-03-2010, 08:46 PM
he never competed professionally. If he had, I believe he would have been a world champion.~Chuck Norris~
StanUpshaw
05-03-2010, 08:53 PM
Bruce Lee was a great martial artist. But, there is a difference between a fighter and a martial artist. Many great martial artists were destroyed in the early UFC by fighters.
Lee's wiki page of fights reads like a fairy tale. Fighting people on rooftops with one witness.
I never thought of Serpico as a troll, but I guess I was wrong.
Serpico1103
05-03-2010, 08:55 PM
~Chuck Norris~
Chuck Norris was a world champion. I am sure he respected Bruce. Bruce changed martial arts like no one else, until maybe the MMA emergence.
There is a huge difference between training and fighting.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
PapaBear
05-03-2010, 08:57 PM
Chuck Norris was a world champion.
Who said Bruce Lee probably would have been one. I'll take Chuck's word over someone who states his case using amusing Norris-isms.
Serpico1103
05-03-2010, 08:59 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
What can Bruce do? A three inch punch? Great.
StanUpshaw
05-03-2010, 09:14 PM
All Bruce Lee's base are belong to Chuck Norris, right guys?
Barnaby Jones
05-03-2010, 09:56 PM
What kind of rube picks Chuck and still uses the Chuck Norris meme? HACK!
Kevin
05-03-2010, 10:05 PM
What kind of rube picks Chuck and still uses the Chuck Norris meme? HACK!
You LA hipsters always talk so fancy.
Bruce Lee would throw 5 punches before Norris can think of throwing one.
People who think Norris also think Ryan Howard is worth 25mil.
Serpico1103
05-04-2010, 05:04 AM
All Bruce Lee's base are belong to Chuck Norris, right guys?
I drive a 1984 black trans am. Do you drive a large black semi truck named Goliath?
I drive a 1984 black trans am. Do you drive a large black semi truck named Goliath?
Oh, that reminds me of something....
TripleSkeet
05-04-2010, 08:44 AM
You LA hipsters always talk so fancy.
Bruce Lee would throw 5 punches before Norris can think of throwing one.
People who think Norris also think Ryan Howard is worth 25mil.
Not true. I pick Bruce Lee. The guy invented his own brand of martial arts.
Misteriosa
05-04-2010, 10:16 AM
bruce lee. that is all.
extracheese
05-04-2010, 10:35 AM
It seems to me that the martial artists ( or those very familiar with it) here all chose Bruce Lee and the bar fighters (laymen) all chose Chuck Norris. And thats probably how it should be.
But my opinion is, Bruce Lee is far superior. Lee's speed and precision and technique are unmatched. Norris is stiff and slow. Lee showed you in his movies what western audiences wanted to see....he never showed his true fighting skills. Most Martial Arts masters dont.
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