The We're Being Spammed Batsignal Thread

[epo]

Yeah, PapaBear and I tried that. We gave up.

Maybe JustJon should program a fix?

Hahahaha....

[PapaBear]

I don't know if anyone has noticed this, but the spammers are taking over the blog section. Not that anyone looks at that, anyway.

[jennysmurf]

I don't know if anyone has noticed this, but the spammers are taking over the blog section. Not that anyone looks at that, anyway.

I never look at that section. I always just hit "new posts" and go from there. That's how I can see the spammers.

[PapaBear]

I never look at that section. I always just hit "new posts" and go from there. That's how I can see the spammers. The blogs are listed at the bottom of the message board page, where you can see who is logged on.

[sailor]

there are blogs?

[spoon]

I don't know if anyone has noticed this, but the spammers are taking over the blog section. Not that anyone looks at that, anyway.

Ha! Simply awesome. Finally JustJon's amazing site blog idea sees some action! Wings of a butterfly to God's ears my friends! Time for a Meat & Tweet presentation and engraved Ipods for all!

[PapaBear]

there are blogs?
Incidentally, they were posted by monycomyr.

[spoon]

Incidentally, they were posted by monycomyr.

He's the best blogger we have on this site!

Check out his page asap, as I had an idea for a gift there!

OH and why can't I access the "spider" blog?

Did they walk in someone's mouth?

[spoon]

I never look at that section. I always just hit "new posts" and go from there. That's how I can see the spammers.

Stop hitting things you jerk!

No wonder epo is after a restraining order!

[PapaBear]

OH and why can't I access the "spider" blog?

Did they walk in someone's mouth?
When setting up your preferences, many people overlook that you need to set it up for either public, or friends only.

[sailor]

If I knew how, I'd eliminate the blogs.

[jennysmurf]

Stop hitting things you jerk!

No wonder epo is after a restraining order!

Epo likes it. You're next.

[spoon]

If I knew how, I'd eliminate the blogs.

And with it 99% of the blog activity over the last 3 years! Let the spammers have their oasis!

[spoon]

Epo likes it. You're next.

He like to go caving/spelunking as well. You guys should go to Mexico and take pics of stalactites/stalagmites for your honeymoon!

:innocent:

[epo]

Lies.

[spoon]

Lies.

Something smells fishy with all this? :unsure:

[epo]

bbsjerseys386 is my favorite so far.

He really seems like good people.

[Chigworthy]

In the midst of this joint task force spam assault, I began wondering. They can't be generating any revenue from this horseshit. Even the dumbest fuck on the planet would not buy something as a result of some engrish-ass bot post about shitty knockoff garbage. So where is the funding for this spam coming from? I thought about the position of the board mods, who must be on the verge of shitcanning this whole thing. What would I do if I was spending time blocking and banning limitless spambot accounts? Why is there not software that effectively protects a message board from this epidemic? In the wake of elaborate internet shenanigans like g_o_a_t_s_e s_e_c_u_r_i_t_y and whatnot, I postulate that some leet cunts have a product that will stop the spambots. Best marketing plan? Inundate the web with spambots to accelerate the problem and generate necessity for your product. I predict some miracle software being released soon.

This is the only possibility that I can imagine would result in this silliness.

[disneyspy]

http://www.symantec.com/business/solutions/solutiondetail.jsp?solid=sol_security&solfid=sol_messaging_security&om_sem_cid=biz_sem_nam_us_Google_MS&om_sem_kw=spam+blocker

[Chigworthy]

http://www.symantec.com/business/solutions/solutiondetail.jsp?solid=sol_security&solfid=sol_messaging_security&om_sem_cid=biz_sem_nam_us_Google_MS&om_sem_kw=spam+blocker

I don't know gramps, that seems like it's tailored for messaging.

[disneyspy]

http://freedownloadmanager.org/downloads/message-board-spam-bot-software-1005028.html

[epo]

I think the spam thing is simply a sign of the times on this site. A sad sign at that.

[disneyspy]

we should go on a bump old threads spree,i say we pick lleeders

[Chigworthy]

I think the spam thing is simply a sign of the times on this site. A sad sign at that.

That's what they want you to think. You'd be first in line to buy their revolutionary new spam-bot blocker, wouldn't you?

[epo]

That's what they want you to think. You'd be first in line to buy their revolutionary new spam-bot blocker, wouldn't you?

Id prefer the board be lively with posters & mods again.

[Chigworthy]

Id prefer the board be lively with posters & mods again.

Maybe it's a metaphor for the post-modern human condition. We will isolate ourselves from humanity and surround ourselves with empty artificial creations. That's pretty fucking deep, admit it.

[epo]

Maybe it's a metaphor for the post-modern human condition. We will isolate ourselves from humanity and surround ourselves with empty artificial creations. That's pretty fucking deep, admit it.

Or the spammers are the tumbleweeds in our deserted wasteland.

[disneyspy]

dont you fuckers dare fucking underdog me!

[epo]

dont you fuckers dare fucking underdog me!

What does that mean?

[disneyspy]

it means you just ignore what i write

[PapaBear]

If you ask spoon, not only is this place crawling with mods, they post too much. I never did understand his argument.

[Chigworthy]

What does that mean?

Goddammit! This is a message board! If you don't understand a post, you either ignore it or act like you know what it means!

[epo]

it means you just ignore what i write

Who are you?

[disneyspy]

hey chiggy,you see those spammers punking out papabear tonight?

[disneyspy]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!

i will not be underdogged,im going to bed!

[IamFogHat]

Did we get this shit before Ronfez.net.2?
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=88280

[epo]

Let's face it: the daily visit by a bbs spammer might be the highlight of this shithole.

[Section 8]

bbsdowholeslae19

spamming wrestling forums...

[spoon]

If you ask spoon, not only is this place crawling with mods, they post too much. I never did understand his argument.

Oh you got everything all wrong. We have a million mods, not even half still post here (hence useless mods/admin) and those that do consist of some of our few active posters accounting for a good chunk of our activity.

So yes, too many mods, especially those not even here and those in the "radio buddies" arena. Perhaps some new mods/structure would save this shithole but I doubt it. PB was a good start, but the lack of any real ability to do shit here and get answers from Jon probably ran him off bc he doesn't like wasting his time.

Post too much, nah, just too shitty like that raider fuck Sailor. :laugh:

[Chigworthy]

Using my finely-honed precognitive abilities, I've detected a likely violator:

http://ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2813893&postcount=9

[Misteriosa]

vibrams19ga

[sailor]

Hey!

[MagillaGorillaz]

Oh those spammers. Blue fairy curse sounded like a current event to me, than I realized that was years ago. We are dealing with a purple fairy curse in 2011.

[sailor]

thx.

[disneyspy]

Oh those spammers. Blue fairy curse sounded like a current event to me, than I realized that was years ago. We are dealing with a purple fairy curse in 2011.

cool

[sailor]

Nice spelling.

[disneyspy]

Nice spelling.

at least i'm not being mocked by adlerrogers

[Misteriosa]

ademiajsq


and


orthiyr

[epo]

at least i'm not being mocked by adlerrogers

Yes you are.

[Chigworthy]

Now they're starting threads.

[KingModem]

Ichiban: The Ichispammers are taking over. RIP RF.net

[keithy_19]

Ichiban: The Ichispammers are taking over. RIP RF.net

We shall overcome. We shall overcome...

[Space Edge]

First the Russians now The Chinese.....

[BlackSpider]

yaki32189...

[PapaBear]

yaki32189...
SHHHH! I need a fountain pen.

[JustJon]

Who uses pens anymore?

[BlackSpider]

Who uses pens anymore?

Me...

[JustJon]

Me...

Welcome to the digital era.

[IamFogHat]

The Canadian Asians have invaded.
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=89327

[disneyspy]

godzirra！

[IamFogHat]

Tora Tora Tora
http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=89335

[IamFogHat]

Where the fuck are the mods? We're being blitzkrieged!:furious:

[jennysmurf]

Where the fuck are the mods? We're being blitzkrieged!:furious:

Exactly! What the heck!!??:wallbash:

[disneyspy]

foggy and jenny for mod!

[HBox]

I'd just like to step in and say the mods do a FANTASTIC job on this board.

[spoon]

I'd just like to step in and say the mods do a FANTASTIC job on this board.

Stop it. Just knock it off! They are hear as soon as someone close to the show doesn't like her mod-quote or they need time in studio. Oh wait, that's the admin.

Oh and I just posted my feelings in the non-asian spammer's thread.

Go check it out!

[disneyspy]

spammer spammer in the mirror,who's the spammiest of all these queers?
Active Users: 139 (25 members and 114 guests)

Most users ever online was 1,274, 10-19-2009 at 12:36 PM.
, Crispy_Mobile, Earlshog, happytypinggirl, HBox, IamFogHat+, jennysmurf+, jonyrotn, Judge Smails, lil man, linkslondonc, mikeyboy+, MJ, Nandom2228, OGC+, razorboy+, realmenhatelife, serytsdfhjj, shopstraij, smiler grogan, Snacks, spoon+, Squeezix_Wing, StanUpshaw, TheGameHHH

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[disneyspy]

I KNEW I shouldn't have taught my chick how/where to post!

she got in 30 posts before she was stopped,may be a new record!

[spoon]

she got in 30 posts before she was stopped,may be a new record!

trex arms/fingers are fast but can't reach shit in the cabinets

[StanUpshaw]

I mean seriously. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=89251) Every day with this shit?

[Fallon]

For real. WTF

[CountryBob]

Here we go again :thumbdown:

[Space Edge]

Chinese spam all over the place if anyone cares.

[spoon]

where?

I don't see a thing.

[sailor]

thanks. again, if people don't reply to spammers (when they start their own threads) it's easier to find and delete.

[Sinestro]

They're here!!!!!!

[Space Edge]

thanks. again, if people don't reply to spammers (when they start their own threads) it's easier to find and delete.

Usually I hit the report post button.

[spoon]

thanks. again, if people don't reply to spammers (when they start their own threads) it's easier to find and delete.

wow

here is a case of "what were you thinking!?"

:unsure:




Got it Sailor, no problem.

:innocent:

[IamFogHat]

Oh Christ, they're becoming self aware...

[Crash]

thanks. again, if people don't reply to spammers (when they start their own threads) it's easier to find and delete.

Oh Christ, they're becoming self aware...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0z16kMztE1qa1obbo1_500.gif

The 600 series spammer had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero on him.

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the spammers.

An extensive network of spam computers. New... powerful... hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones who don't shop online. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.

[Fallon]

Doing my best via my cell. Fucking cock sucking spammers

[keithy_19]

Doing my best via my cell. Fucking cock sucking spammers

They're posting things as if they are on ambien.

[foodcourtdruide]

Doing my best via my cell. Fucking cock sucking spammers

Why don't you give more posters the ability to ban spammers?

[weekapaugjz]

Why don't you give more posters the ability to ban spammers?

because that would make too much sense.

[Space Edge]

Why don't you give more posters the ability to ban spammers?

Even better why don't they ask Jon to ban the range of IP adresses that most spam bots use. Most of them all come from certain countries where most likely people aren't listening to some random Satellite Radio show.

[StanUpshaw]

Do boards that require people to login to view threads (presumably meaning that they don't get indexed and searched) get spammed to death like this?

[JustJon]

Even better why don't they ask Jon to ban the range of IP adresses that most spam bots use. Most of them all come from certain countries where most likely people aren't listening to some random Satellite Radio show.

Feel free to send me the ip range.

[IamFogHat]

Wake up silly billies.

[disneyspy]

i1love2u has started 6 threads and i'll be damned if i gonna let some punk ass newb out thread me!

[disneyspy]

dammit,he's up to 12,i better type quicker!

[IamFogHat]

We are Rome.

[disneyspy]

i think its just begun 5harro4iuu, ailsabiz10, alinabiz98,

[IamFogHat]

I don't belong to other message boards, do other ones deal with this shit as much as we do? Also, does anyone see the connection to the timing of this onslaught and Mikey and Tubs leaving?

[disneyspy]

I don't belong to other message boards, do other ones deal with this shit as much as we do? Also, does anyone see the connection to the timing of this onslaught and Mikey and Tubs leaving?

what are you sayin?

[sailor]

damn, step away for an hour and they just go nuts.

[IamFogHat]

damn, step away for an hour and they just go nuts.

Well but let's be honest, how many of you are there? Isn't the point of having a bunch of you is that there's a good chance during the day at least one of you is around?

[KnoxHarrington]

Holy shit, we're getting bombarded. At this moment, 8 of the 10 threads listed under "Recent Threads" on the front page are in Chinese.

[grlNIN]

wussa?

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

This is just like Red Dawn.


And Rambo....


You drew first blood!!!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Fuck, didn't want that in this thread.

[PapaBear]

They got the precious blog section again, too.

[grlNIN]

ching-chang-walla-walla-bing-bang

[Chigworthy]

I hear tympani playing. They'll never take us alive!!!

[sailor]

Well but let's be honest, how many of you are there? Isn't the point of having a bunch of you is that there's a good chance during the day at least one of you is around?

4?

[weekapaugjz]

jesus. this is fucking insane.

[STC-Dub]

It is getting a little out of hand.

[Jayw]

I am in the mood for some new headphones this evening.

[StanUpshaw]

If this board was a dog, it would be put down.

[jennysmurf]

So....many...spammers!!!

http://figliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screaming-baby.bmp

[JustJon]

Ok, all of Russia and China are blocked from our servers. If you hear anyone is having trouble connecting to the site, please have them email me at gmail and I'll take care of it.

[disneyspy]

holy shit,judge smails's video worked!!

[JustJon]

holy shit,judge smails's video worked!!

He made a video?

[disneyspy]

He made a video?

dude,you have GOT to check out the I MADE A HITLER DOWNFALL video in the lounge,its awesome!

[Crispy123]

Most people probly haven't noticed but the spammers have been hitting the blogs the last couple of days.

[disneyspy]

Most people probly haven't noticed but the spammers have been hitting the blogs the last couple of days.

good place for em

[midwestjeff]

Ok, all of Russia and China are blocked from our servers. If you hear anyone is having trouble connecting to the site, please have them email me at gmail and I'll take care of it.

In my country, the servers block you!


But seriously, fuck those Commie bastards.

[JustJon]

In my country, the servers block you!


But seriously, fuck those Commie bastards.

Damn straight! It's all about those home grown American spammers!

[disneyspy]

someone should tell this chinese spammer that he cant do that here anymore

[JustJon]

someone should tell this chinese spammer that he cant do that here anymore

He was based out of california. Go figure.

[disneyspy]

jon,if no one has told you this lately,thank you,i hate spammers

[PapaBear]

Ok, all of Russia and China are blocked from our servers.
So, THIS GUY (http://ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=74564) is obviously lying about his location! :nono:

[JustJon]

You guys know they've invented captcha

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Todays Spammer is: 0dyitoe45 :clap:

[IamFogHat]

Let our new ritual begin.

[sailor]

already gone. thx.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

:thumbup: props sailor

[Misteriosa]

bnidfss1l


epic...

[sailor]

Thanks, AJ!

[underdog]

Is it possible to institute a "must comment at least once within the first 10 days" for new members? Apparently the spammers are just waiting out the 10 days and creating new threads.

[weekapaugjz]

i'd love to buy a navy scarf. anybody know where i could pick one up?

[underdog]

Also, how many new members are there a day? Couldn't a mod verify all the new users that sign up?

[jennysmurf]

Someone named nickz1i6 needs a good beatin. With a man purse.

[sailor]

Someone named nickz1i6 needs a good beatin. With a man purse.

where?

[jennysmurf]

where?

I see what you did there...*slow clap*

[A.J.]

Also, how many new members are there a day? Couldn't a mod verify all the new users that sign up?

As I said before, there can be 40-90 new users a day. I'm not going through each and everyone of them anymore.

[underdog]

As I said before, there can be 40-90 new users a day. I'm not going through each and everyone of them anymore.

Damn, I had no idea that there were so many.

[sailor]

If they all sat in a folder and you could just check yes or no, like facebook friend requests, I don't think it would be so bad.

[Misteriosa]

yhsadf1n

[sailor]

I was deleting the threads, but cannot ban from my cell. Looks like someone else took care of that. Thanks.

[Misteriosa]

zhiyang4457

[sailor]

zhiyang4457

Want a job?

[underdog]

Want a job?

You guys need more help.

[underdog]

Also : ladsfss9h

[KC2OSO]

When did RF.net turn into a shoe store?

[jennysmurf]

When did RF.net turn into a shoe store?

Around the same time it started offering bargain prices on purses for men and women.

[jennysmurf]

Also : ladsfss9h

Yeah, make ladsfss9h go away and take his unbelievably low-priced merchandise with him.

[spoon]

When did RF.net turn into a shoe store?

hot damn I'm getting all the ladies here some "nike dunk high heels"

[Misteriosa]

Tistvoiff

but since the site is running so slow, tho im guess you got him by now.

[keithy_19]

Yeah, make ladsfss9h go away and take his unbelievably low-priced merchandise with him.

:lol:

[Crispy123]

That thread is where ALL the spammers belong.

[EliSnow]

That thread is where ALL the spammers belong.

Nice to see someone keeping the size 3 font alive.

[underdog]

Nice to see someone keeping the size 3 font alive.

Whoa. Where'd you come from?

You're still a mod?

[EliSnow]

Whoa. Where'd you come from?

You're still a mod?

Apparently. It suprises me too from time to time.

[Pitdoc]

I log on and there's at least 4 threads STARTED by spammers, & some asshole from japan doing multiple posts in threads. They need better filters.

[jennysmurf]

I log on and there's at least 4 threads STARTED by spammers, & some asshole from japan doing multiple posts in threads. They need better filters.

And the congregation says.....AMEN!

[jennysmurf]

This guy... Tigweffesia

And this one... hdjkhjj9w

And let's not forget... bashdgf1j

[underdog]

If you need someone to help verify all the new sign ups, I'm offering my help. I do almost nothing during the day.

This spammer shit needs to stop.

[disneyspy]

haaaahhaaahgaahhahaahahaaaahha

[disneyspy]

now i dont which thread to point out Bixionitsk in

[Misteriosa]

Wigambiliajab

[spoon]

If you need someone to help verify all the new sign ups, I'm offering my help. I do almost nothing during the day.

This spammer shit needs to stop.

haaaahhaaahgaahhahaahahaaaahha

Someone REALLY has wanted to be a Mod for a long time. Someone knight this needy fuck from the land of onyx and 4th place!

[jennysmurf]

SypeupSeveFab .....is a douche of the highest order.

[underdog]

Someone REALLY has wanted to be a Mod for a long time. Someone knight this needy fuck from the land of onyx and 4th place!

I just want to ban you.

Actually, if I owned the board, I'd force you to be mod.

[jonyrotn]

Someone REALLY has wanted to be a Mod for a long time. Someone knight this needy fuck from the land of onyx and 4th place!
When God made asshats he threw the book at you..

[spoon]

Actually, if I owned the board, I'd force you to be mod.

yah that makes sense

[disneyspy]

Someone REALLY has wanted to be a Mod for a long time. Someone knight this needy fuck from the land of onyx and 4th place!

you asshat i was laughing cuz a spammer spammed this thread

[spoon]

you asshat i was laughing cuz a spammer spammed this thread

That's not what you pm'd me. You were ripping into Udog so bad. Just admit it.

[disneyspy]

That's not what you pm'd me. You were ripping into Udog so bad. Just admit it.

we both know we dont PM each other

we AIM

[spoon]

we both know we dont PM each other

we AIM

All these lies hurt my head.

[underdog]

That's not what you pm'd me. You were ripping into Udog so bad. Just admit it.

He couldn't have PM'd you, we were too busy talking about lleeder.

[spoon]

He couldn't have PM'd you, we were too busy talking about lleeder.

wow, so sad

[underdog]

wow, so sad

:wub:

[disneyspy]

:wub:

lleeder says hi btw

[spoon]

Tell him to grow a pair and tell his wife he's going back to day shift! And drinking again...

P
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s
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[disneyspy]

houston,we have a problem clodiaHaicY

[jennysmurf]

BlolfegeFes

[spoon]

BlolfegeFes

Say it aint so!

he seemingly had so much potential

[spoon]

BlolfegeFes

He's a posting MACHINE...literally.

[KC2OSO]

BlolfegeFes
yes BlolfegeFes
I'm working on the code they use. I've almost got it cracked. Wish me luck.

[jennysmurf]

yes BlolfegeFes
I'm working on the code they use. I've almost got it cracked. Wish me luck.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/ribby47/Motivational%20Posters/airplane_goodluck.jpg

[epo]

BlolfegeFes

Stop it with the dirty talk.

[jennysmurf]

Stop it with the dirty talk.

Oh yeah? How about..

Payoksabows

[razorboy]

yooch0986 with the DUI hairstyling report.

[jennysmurf]

This one looks suspicious...

Zippie38

[disneyspy]

you cant stop him,you can only hope to contain

byncescaniera

[jennysmurf]

The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!!!

Roomsmeatte

Or was it in Greek?? Hmm....well, whomever they were, they was typin all funny and junk.

[jennysmurf]

And now the dirty French...

MarthaVal

[spoon]

And now the dirty French...

MarthaVal

the "dirty" is implied, no need to type it

it's like the you understood rule in espanol

[PapaBear]

Curl doesn't have curls.

[Jayw]

Curl doesn't have curls.

She has got a nice set up though. Waiting for her big play!

[PapaBear]

She has got a nice set up though. Waiting for her big play!
It comes on post number 11.

[Jayw]

The Micheal jackson line in the random dead person thread was a brilliant move. I SO RELATE!

[razorboy]

I like how she thinks she might be interested in random dead rappers, but she just isn't sure. That's so curl.

[jennysmurf]

unjucknipfg

[keithy_19]

unjucknipfg

For whatever reason, this spammer in particular has infuriated me.

[IamFogHat]

Release the hounds.

[sailor]

that was a pain. that spammer had 68 posts so i had to go in and sort of manually delete them (anything over 50 requires this). :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

this guy smells like curry

Hramkov1981

[weekapaugjz]

newport king, you turncoat!

[Pitdoc]

When a THIRD of any new threads are spammers hawking Newports.

[keithy_19]

When a THIRD of any new threads are spammers hawking Newports.

Newport blog for the times! (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[KC2OSO]

too much input / not enough meaning

digesting

[Fallon]

Fuck this guy!

http://newport.putblog.com/files/2009/03/70newportcigarettes.jpg

[keithy_19]

too much input / not enough meaning

digesting

Clearly you're not smoking enough. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)

[keithy_19]

Fuck this guy!

http://newport.putblog.com/files/2009/03/70newportcigarettes.jpg

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

[KC2OSO]

Clearly you're not smoking enough. (http://keithradzion.wordpress.com/)
I've tried to smoke more...


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[KC2OSO]

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[IamFogHat]

I'm in the mood for some italian uggs.

[Misteriosa]

yminkai7

Christian Louboutins anyone?

[sailor]

I'm in the mood for some italian uggs.

Snooki & Deena? Wacka-wacka

[KC2OSO]

Snooki & Deena? Wacka-wacka

Lollers. Your post made me chuckle. :laugh: :thumbup:

[KC2OSO]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=76027

[disneyspy]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=76027

he's up to 12 posts n 12 minutes,he could
go
all
the
way

[Dell]

he's up to 12 posts n 12 minutes,he could
go
all
the
way

he will never beat your record for days to reach BAV...

[Misteriosa]

he's up to 12 posts n 12 minutes,he could
go
all
the
way

well it was pretty laggy for a moment there. i'll blame it on that. but yeah Rateleree was really having his way with the board.

[disneyspy]

thank god for AJ,sailor was no help

[sailor]

thank god for AJ,sailor was no help

Aww, you're sweet.

[Misteriosa]

LireUrbabrats

[Misteriosa]

PypeInnopyBer

[disneyspy]

Niltelemn

face misti face

[Misteriosa]

ha! well played. i was about to hit send when u posted :o

[Misteriosa]

FeenLyTussy

[disneyspy]

damn,i didnt even see that one

[sailor]

damn,i didnt even see that one


AJ's too quick.

[Misteriosa]

this facebook topic is already in the earthquake page

[disneyspy]

this facebook topic is already in the earthquake page

hahahaa,i hope i'm in the right forum

[Misteriosa]

cnttmotor6o

[disneyspy]

dammit!

[Misteriosa]

usawlApasse

[Gutter]

usawlApasse

he just vomited russian all over snoogans tips thread that i just posted a question in.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Is that spammer suicide?

[disneyspy]

Is that spammer suicide?

he's got 55 posts,i think he's showing us his butt

[RoseBlood]

DS, I hate that I have to hit "refresh" to get rid of your Snow White sig when I'm at work. :thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

DS, I hate that I have to hit "refresh" to get rid of your Snow White sig when I'm at work. :thumbdown:

i'll take it out of the rotation

[underdog]

i'll take it out of the rotation

What's the snow white sig?

[disneyspy]

What's the snow white sig?

it was her with the dwarfs gettin ready to jump her

[RoseBlood]

it was her with the dwarfs gettin ready to jump her

Really? I always thought it was her fingering herself? Show's what I know!

[disneyspy]

Really? I always thought it was her fingering herself? Show's what I know!

oh shit,i never noticed that til i went back in the sig favors thread

[underdog]

oh shit,i never noticed that til i went back in the sig favors thread

Ok, now I need to see this.

[foodcourtdruide]

Why don't we do something like having the first post by a new user be approved by a mod before they can make any more posts?

[underdog]

Why don't we do something like having the first post by a new user be approved by a mod before they can make any more posts?

I suggested moderating the new posters, but apparently 50 or so sign up a day.

Remember when this board was nothing but mods? Now there are like 3 active ones.

[disneyspy]

Ok, now I need to see this.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8626/30549652.jpg

now hurry up and get this page out of the way before roseblood kicks my ass

[disneyspy]

I suggested moderating the new posters, but apparently 50 or so sign up a day.

Remember when this board was nothing but mods? Now there are like 3 active ones.

and sailor

[foodcourtdruide]

I suggested moderating the new posters, but apparently 50 or so sign up a day.

Remember when this board was nothing but mods? Now there are like 3 active ones.

Make me a mod! I'm on here like 25 minutes a day.

[StanUpshaw]

I just searched for Snow White hentai, and there is some seriously hot stuff there.

[jennysmurf]

Inellwheshy

[RhinoinMN]

i killed one the other day that was really tricky.

cheapviagra

[spoon]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8626/30549652.jpg

now hurry up and get this page out of the way before roseblood kicks my ass

Holy shit, I never noticed that before either.

[underdog]

Holy shit, I never noticed that before either.

Yeah. It's incredibly obvious now, though.