No names...describe your secret crush!

[ice cream girl]

who loves who on the board la de da ... who really has it bad for someone they've met on the road traveled only by RF fans?

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[impactplayer2k1]

well, my secret crush is a strong person, with a good personality & a sense of humor. She's shy, yet mysterious. I'll leave it at that.

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/impactplayer2k1/sig1.jpg">
Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[GvacNoMore]

She's intelligent, caring, funny, and beautiful both inside and out. Everything a man could ever want in a woman, pretty much.


<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/classicadam.jpg">

"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[ice cream girl]

here we go... beautiful both inside and out, funny, always there when i need him, sensitive, w/ a little mystique, powerful, a little controling, (but in a good way)... God Valentines Day kills me!

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[Sheeplovr]

HEs a man a man with a AHt a man with the bestest hat there is with a big peacock feather in the hat liek a Pimp hat but hes no pimp BUT he does controll us all secretly and hell bitch smack u on no time flat

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[impactplayer2k1]

my secreat crush is almost like you ice cream girl.

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/impactplayer2k1/sig1.jpg">
Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sheep,

You have a crush on Gvac?

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[JerryTaker]

*sigh* of course I have a crush or three, but I won't give any clues, because not only does it not matter, but I think the subject(s) would be just a little insulted....

and before anyone chimes in, yes, I'm talking about ladies...

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Sheeplovr]

Ma

Well him to but that wasnt about Gvac

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[Hosp]

I've had my heart broken too many times so I have given up on the crushes. How many times can I hear "You're too good a friend and I don't want to ruin what we have"?

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

[TheGameHHH]

Ok, I'm gonna be as secretive as possible. My type of girl eats ice cream and she posts on RF.net. I guess you could say she's a real ice cream girl.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!

[Dan]

My secret crush does a great Jan Brady impression and prays to Martin Luther King, Jr.

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/dansig1
Check out my <font color=red>New</font> Column ("King of Pop My Ass") on FoundryMusic.com: http://www.foundrymusic.net/magazine/displaycolumn.cfm?intsubject=84&intcateg=2

[Fat Guy]

I have a crush on a super rich chick, with a strippers body who has a great sense of humor and she likes to snowboard. Too bad she doesn't exist.

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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid28/p53e32376a6d0374e56f61b40f9b9ba0b/fe04e10c.gif
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[legroommusic]

whoever says yes.(no guys or messes)

<img src=http://members.aol.com/npalomares/myhomepage/legroom.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Rich done this here pic. thanx
i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name. At least these guys'll take me.

[DaniGirl]

My crush is very easy to talk to, likes the same things as I do (I think)and isn't pushy (that's a good thing). ;)

<IMG SRC="http://www.nephco.com/powerpuffgirls/icons/bubbles_06.ico">
"If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy" -Tara Reid-

[MANdrew]

beautiful both inside and out, funny, always there when i need him, sensitive, w/ a little mystique, powerful, a little controling, (but in a good way)...

its ok icg, you can tell everyone its me...i like you too ;)

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew41.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>so just how far down do you want to go, we could talk it out over a cup of joe and you could look deep into my eyes, like i was a supermodel, uh huh...</font>

[TomPoo]

she's really hot... that is all I'll say

<IMG SRC="http://tompoo.50megs.com/images/sig_2.jpg" width=296 height=107>
There is nothing more exhilerating than pointing out
the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

[Christy]

My secret crush is absolutely amazing! He is tall, has gorgeous eyes, sweet, shy, quiet, etc. He is brilliant too, and doesn't brag about that at all! I'm smiling right now thinking about him! ;-)

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[Christy]

I'm a dork ... I thought you meant ANY crushes! I don't have any crushes on the board! Umm, maybe I do! ;-)

NO ERINMORAN, it's not you!!!! LOL

<IMG SRC="http://norraccm.50megs.com/images/rnf_sexy_fezzy.jpg">

[JustJon]

she's blue and three apples high.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon4.jpg">

[Tall_James]

"My secret crush is absolutely amazing! He is tall, has gorgeous eyes, sweet, shy, quiet, etc."

We tall men appreciate your support.

<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/tall%20james%20sig%20copy.jpg>

The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[The Belcher]

I have 3. All strong women that can probably kick all of our asses if they wanted to. I would let them.



Apply pressure to Stabby's wound to stop the bleeding.
<a href="http://www.mp3.com/thebelcher"><IMG align=center height=140 width=200 SRC="http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/81/resources/693/453/files/6934535.jpg"</TD>


AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[Tenbatsuzen]

You have to know when to hold them. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. Know when to run.



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/flairsig.jpg">

[Zipgun]

I don't have any crushes on anyone here. Sure there are women that I find very sweet, funny, intelligent and sexy in their own ways, but they're all attatched, or as far as I know they are. So, to me, they're off limits. So no use in thinking about it.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.



<img src=http://www.virtue.nu/atamichimpo/skidbobsig.jpg>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Crushes are better than sliced bread! In college, my best friend wrote an anonymous note to this guy she was seriously crushing on. He was into the The Ramones (as was she) and she wrote, "Do you wanna dance? Under the moonlight? Meet me behind [blah blah] Hall at midnight."

I know how it is-- A special face, a special voice, a special smile!

But sometimes it's such a drag to want something sometime. One thing leads to another, I know. You watch them still from a distance, then go back to your room. They never know!

<IMG SRC="http://members.home.net/vitamin.d/referencepix/fuzzybutt.jpg">

[Sunrisa]

hmmm

cute.
kind.
smart.



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[JerseyRich]

She is cute...
Sexy....
And her Board Name rhymes with Rot for Preacher.

:)

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/cammanrich1/myhomepage/rf.netcrybaby2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Waaaaa!Waaaaa!
#833 seeeeyuh!
AIM: CamManRich, LaterYearsLenay, RnF JerseyRich

[Hosp]

cute.
kind.
smart.

Ahhhhhh, Thanks Melissa. I'm flattered.

<center>http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hospitaliano/files/Hospjpg.JPG</center><center>In each of us, two natures are at war- the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose- what we want most to be we are.</center><center>1/18/02 J&H Never Forget</center>

[EffMeBoobs]

She's cute, adorable, sweet, sexy, totally rocks, and owns Travis the cutest car ever. ;)


<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Gwen]

I have many secret crushes.

My girl secret crush is tasty, sweet, funny, adorable, drives Mooky and for some wierd reason I can't figure out reminds me of Jessica Rabbit. ;)

My guy secret crush is cute, dark haired, a good drinker likes wrestling and had someone famous in their sig pic at some point.

One of my secret crushes who may or may not been described above drives the same car as me.

To the people this <b>isn't</b> about: "You're so vain, you prolly think this post is about you"

<img src=http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/GwennyBear.jpg>
Thanks Pooh Bear!
<b><a href=http://www.nine-zero.com>nine-zero.com</a></b>



This message was edited by Gwen on 1-30-02 @ 7:08 AM

[LtBoogaloo]

I read this thread and can't help but feel terrible. I'm never anyone's crush. And the people I like, everyone else (especially people better off than me) likes. So, I'm screwed.


I need a sig pic, I am a blight on messageboards where ever I go.

[LtBoogaloo]

I read this thread and can't help but feel terrible. I'm never anyone's crush. And the people I like, everyone else (especially people better off than me) likes. So, I'm screwed.


I need a sig pic, I am a blight on messageboards where ever I go.

[The Belcher]

No one ever has crushes on me on message boards because I am a disgusting freak. I get crushes in person from time to time. I guess you gotta be there.


Apply pressure to Stabby's wound to stop the bleeding.
<a href="http://www.mp3.com/thebelcher"><IMG align=center height=140 width=200 SRC="http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/81/resources/693/453/files/6934535.jpg"</TD>


AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[legroommusic]

I don't really have a crush; more of an infatuation with this gal. She's a real QT.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/npalomares/myhomepage/legroom.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Rich done this here pic. thanx
i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name. At least these guys'll take me.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

[quote]I'm never anyone's crush.
[/quote

Me neither-- here's a hug!


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[Jennitalia]

Just some guy...:)


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[Jennitalia]

Just some guy...:)


<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

[nickeye]

this guy she was seriously crushing onMy secret crush is able to use the word "crush" as a verb....

<center><img src="http://njpconsulting.homestead.com/files/eye3.jpg" WIDTH=230 HEIGHT=100 BORDER=0></center>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My secret crush is able to use the word "crush" as a verb....


Mr, Nickeye, I do believe I'm blushing!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-30-02 @ 12:03 AM

[Havenostaples]

energetic, smart, thoughtful and nice.

<center><img src="http://bocchijx.freeservers.com/alf2.jpg"></center>
"She must have stolen the stars and set them in her eyes, she blinds me with a smile and everything is alright" (Bigwig)

[MANdrew]

gwen - thats sweet but i really dont like wrestling that much.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew41.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>so just how far down do you want to go, we could talk it out over a cup of joe and you could look deep into my eyes, like i was a supermodel, uh huh...</font>

[Tenbatsuzen]

Legroommuisc, this "QT" better not be greek, otherwise, you better stock up on antibiotics.



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/flairsig.jpg">

[Gwen]

Mandrew- Please refer to the last line of my crushes post ;)

<img src=http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/GwennyBear.jpg>
<b><a href=http://www.nine-zero.com>nine-zero.com</a></b>

[AngelAmy]

somone i will never get

I AM ANGEL AMY =)
Big Ass Card Holder #1079
http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/sneeze2.gif
MEMBER OF THE NOSE ORGASM ARMY

[RF Godfather]

Sheepy, your talking about me right? Tell the truth?

Ummm, crushes... I don't think so but I'll get back to you on it.

http://members.aol.com/razorxhall/images/rfmark1.jpg
Thanks ManDrew! Take it easy like a Sunday morning, Clarkey!
THE PROTOTYPE<marquee>THE ONE AND ONLY RFW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!</marquee>

[THERAVEN]

cute.
kind.
smart.


I guess it is OK as long as we don't tell my wife...LOL:)

<IMG SRC=http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetRaven.jpg>
WWFallon is my hero. Great Job!!!

[SweetPea]

NO ERINMORAN, it's not you!!!! LOL
Oh Christy you crack me up!!

And umm...arent we all supposed to be family on the board? I guess we are an incestuous board now!

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I. :D
-+-Forever feeding the addiction known as RonFez.net!!-+- Proud to be part of the Family!

[erole]

I haven't been on a RF party, jovial time, thing yet. But, if someday I do, I'm sure my crush will be there.

Usually I get into a girl and...whoa, let me rephrase that. Usually I have a crush on a girl that has a boyfriend I didn't know about. Grrrr.

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[Sheeplovr]

No your Insain bastard it was pootertoot

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 1-30-02 @ 1:30 PM

[GvacNoMore]

My guy secret crush is cute, dark haired, a good drinker likes wrestling and had
someone famous in their sig pic at some point.
Awww, Gwen, I am so flattered, really I am. I think you're positively adorable, too! My hair's not really all that dark, though. And I don't drink anymore. Come to think of it, I'm not even into wrestling. Hmm....


<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/pepelepew.gif">

Come and get your love


This message was edited by GvacNoMore on 1-30-02 @ 3:09 PM

[erole]

AHHHHH!!!

I just got off the phone with this girl I would so love to be with! Funny, intelligent, sexy, and she talks about Gumby and Pokey, how cool is that! She's got presence, ya know what I mean? Not just a beauty thing, it's like an air about her. When she walks into a room, she demands to be noticed just by being there.

Just a shot. Even if it didn't work, to hell with it, but she is worth every chance.

Erole <--------

thread killa' extrodinaire

[Tenbatsuzen]

Gwen, what is a "good drinker"?



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/flairsig.jpg">

[MANdrew]

gwen - neither my vanity nor the fact that i think your post was about me negates the fact that it WAS about me....;)

<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/mandrew41.jpg">
<font color=blue size=0>so just how far down do you want to go, we could talk it out over a cup of joe and you could look deep into my eyes, like i was a supermodel, uh huh...</font>

[The Blowhard]

She knows.;)

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/heckler1_Animation.GIF>

[Sunrisa]

so ok.. really cute.
really kind
and well to be really honest. he has a nice gf. so i will NEVER admit it. but its just a crush. its cute really.
i have really only seen him once!

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well yeah. I know who the crush is, but I'm trying to figure out how he's a "good drinker"... he doesn't dribble when he drinks? He doesn't have to pee as much? What is it?



<img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/flairsig.jpg">

[Gwen]

How do you know who I was describing. Dark hair, wrestling, cute and good drinker could describe several people on this board as far as I'm concered. It could be HHH for all you know...its a mystery ;)

<img src=http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/GwennyBear.jpg>
<b><a href=http://www.nine-zero.com>nine-zero.com</a></b>

[EffMeBoobs]

Melly you can borrow Pootie anytime you want. I share with friends. ;)


<img src=http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/fmb.jpg>

Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[erole]

you girls just keep on posting, I'm loving this...I'm gonna kick back and watch


Erole <------ suddenly understanding what Stifler was thinking in American Pie 2

happy happy, joy joy

[IrishAlkey]

My crush has a body that's cool to the touch, a long neck, and five equally attractive sisters. Sometimes 29 sisters...

Figment stole my sig!

[Sheeplovr]

Thats why your not aloud at the ZOO

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[impactplayer2k1]

ok no more games! my secret crush is...

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/impactplayer2k1/sig1.jpg">
Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[AngelAmy]

i just got a new crush
hes yummy
funny
cute
sexy
irish soda bread.....oops no names i forgot!

http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/sneeze2.gif
MEMBER OF THE NOSE ORGASM ARMY
PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB

[IrishDietSodaBread]

description: all female RF.net members!

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/irishsodasig.jpg>
Ladies, Irish Diet Soda Bread LOVES YOU!

[AngelAmy]

description: all female RF.net members!


ill fight you for him bitches

what do i have to do to make you just mine??

http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/irishsodasig.jpg
MEMBER OF THE NOSE ORGASM ARMY
PRESIDENT OF THE IRISH DIET SODA BREAD FAN CLUB

[legroommusic]

Tenbat, I posted the wrong post on the friday night thread. IM me the the chick you're refering to on the board cause I've stocked up on cipro and condoms.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/npalomares/myhomepage/legroom.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>
Rich done this here pic. thanx
i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name. At least these guys'll take me.

[erole]

gang, i think i'm giving up crushes for a while...lately cold hard reality is killing everything i seem to like.

Gaia is the master of digital manipulation!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

He's hot and crusty; sweet, yet sour. He makes my heart beat rapid. He makes me BREATHLESS.

I feel so dirty...

<IMG SRC="http://members.home.net/vitamin.d/referencepix/fuzzybuttsig.jpg">

Thanks to my favoritest person on the board!


This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-31-02 @ 10:27 PM

[gone]

I feel so dirty...

you should NEVER feel dirty about such things ;)

i have too many crushes to pick on so ill give you a brief run down
1)male. total jerseyoid, the biggest pesimest.. totally awesome
2)female my favorite food product ;)
3) male. my babe. still my number one and he knows it.
there are more but im forgetting!


thanks to skidmark for this sig.**kisses** to my AG1247..
<img src=http://members.aol.com/ag1247/images/inkysig1.jpg width="300" height="100>
ask if you must about my status :) rrooww000rrr

[CovDiesel]

my crush is a guy who likes wrestling and always has triple h in his sig pic. He talks about playing the game a lot, but is hung like a light switch.



<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/covbball.jpg">

[craigmac]

Shes the most beautiful women that I have ever seen in my life. I fell in love with her the first time I saw her. Her voice fills me with happiness and her smile makes my day so much better. Just her name brings good memories to my heart. She has beautiful caramel skin and eyes like the sun set. Her hair is a silky brown with a shade of black like a raven spreading its wings over a sandy beach. I wish I could get to know her more and let her know how I feel. Too bad she'll never know.

<center><img src="http://www.darcfx.com/~craigmac/craig.gif">

[Gwen]

my crush is a guy who likes wrestling and always has triple h in his sig pic. He talks about playing the game a lot, but is hung like a light switch.


He's mine! I'll fight you for him! ;)

<img src=http://robie.nine-zero.com:443/files/dynamitediva/GwennyBear.jpg>
<b><a href=http://www.nine-zero.com>nine-zero.com</a></b>

[TheGameHHH]

Gwen and CovDiesel, I must say that I am flattered. However, I do not appreciate the fact that both of you believe I am hung like a light swtich, I am definatly more like a pinky toe. ;-)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">
Thanks Fallon for the sig!

[CovDiesel]

sorry.. I was talking about how I am hung like a light switch.

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/covbball.jpg">

[F1Gm3nT]

dammit.. what's going on here I thought the spic was supposed to be the hot one!!!
you know the whole latin lover thing!!!
mami's where you at?!?!
LOL
It's ok anywayz... Im taken =_,';

<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/figment79.jpg" width="300" height="100>
"angel faced hipsters burning for the antiant heavenly conection"

[erole]

OK damnit, someone wants it hot in here...I'm takin' one for the team, for better or worse (probably for worse)


He lights candles throughout the bedroom. Jason slowly walks to the closet, swaying his ass back and forth to the rhythmic sounds of Barry White. He reaches into the closet and pulls out Patty P. his special blow-up-doll-lady-friend.

Jason throws Patty P. onto the floor, and stands over her. The distorted romantic candlelight reflecting off her plastic head plays with Jason's horniness. He rips off his shirt, and tosses it around like a cowboy lasso! Jason grinds as he undoes his belt and pulls down his pants.

He jumps on top of her, and penitrates her wildly. The sound of 'made in Taiwan' plastic echos throughout the room. The head of Patty P. shrinks and grows with each pelvic thrust into her air-filled body.

Jason picks her up, never coming out of Patty P., and moves toward the bed. But he knocks over a candle, and a fire ignites on Jason's bad ass shag carpeting. Jason franticaly runs to the kitchen - with Patty P. still attached to his willie. He fills a nearby vase with water, and runs back to the bedroom with Patty P. still bouncing on his wanker. Oh no, Jason slips, falls, and gets knocked unconscience.

Later, Jason awakes in a hospital, alive. He then realizes that the plastic from Patty P. melted around his penis from the intense heat. He is now left with the worlds only organic, 'made in Taiwan' plastic, dildo.

~ I will not eat green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!

This message was edited by erole on 2-1-02 @ 12:51 AM

[nickeye]

He's hot and crusty; sweet, yet sour. He makes my heart beat rapid. He makes me BREATHLESS.Ooo. I love riddles. Is it Chinese food?

<center><img src="http://njpconsulting.homestead.com/files/eye3.jpg" WIDTH=230 HEIGHT=100 BORDER=0></center>

[JerryTaker]

I thought the spic was supposed to be the hot one!!!

oh, quit your bellyachin' fig, :-)
I'm part spic, <I>and</I> I've got the italian thing, too! You know, <I>amore</I> and all that crap, but <I>nada</I> with women....

<IMG SRC="http://web.njit.edu/~gsm2321/sigpic1.GIF">
"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[impactplayer2k1]

hey I got the latino heat, too fig. But I'll reveal my crush right now and its...

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/impactplayer2k1/sig1.jpg">
Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[F1Gm3nT]

You know, amore and all that crap, but nada with women....

nah I've just always been shy with them... can't kik it to em... but as soon as I get started... im like woah
I know how to treat a lady... you treat them lie a queen... Like all women you give them gratitude and respect for being able to give life... they are our queens...
they take care of us when small... be there for when we are older... they are woman... some are independant... but we must always be there for them... atempting our best to take care of em... not to try to have sex with em... but because of who they are... woman


Impact Player's crush is !%&*@^*!@^*&!*(& <-secret code


"angel faced hipsters burning for the antiant heavenly conection"
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/figment79.jpg" width="300" height="100>

[JerryTaker]

its...


"Monty Python's Flying Circus"



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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[JerryTaker]

we must always be there for them... atempting our best to take care of em...


Wow, that sounds exactly like the reason my ex gave for dumping me, she resented that I took care of her and she started to feel dependent on me, and she hated that...

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

This message was edited by JerryTaker on 2-1-02 @ 12:11 PM

[impactplayer2k1]

great job in figuring out my crush fig! Now if only the others figured it out too.

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ooo. I love riddles. Is it Chinese food?


"I'll never tell...!"

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Thanks to my favoritest person on the board!

[F1Gm3nT]

Wow, that sounds exactly like the reason my ex gave for dumping me, she resented that I dook care of her and she started to feel dependent on me, and she hated that...
I'm sorry to hear that... atleast you know how to treat a lady... don't change

"angel faced hipsters burning for the antiant heavenly conection"
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[Sheeplovr]

He's hot and crusty


ummmm pink eye on a warm summer day

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[erole]

she started to feel dependent on me, and she hated that


Jerry,
relationships are give and take. it's also something where if one weakens, the other picks up the slack. i agree with F1G, be you, don't change, and the right person will fit who you are. they'll compliment you, and make you feel even better about yourself.

~ I will not eat green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!

[JerryTaker]

don't change, and the right person will fit who you are

Thanks so much, both of you. but it hasn't worked so far, and I'm not getting any younger.
I don't want to make this some kind of therapy thread, so let's get back to the crushes, people, and especially ladies...

Thanks to Hosp for the Idea:
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"Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?"

[erole]

who still think suzanne summers is hot? she's a grandma for gods sake. anyone know how old she is?

"Ah La peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!"

[erole]

i had to post this somewhere else 'cause i love it so much
:)

Erole
Who's the thread killa' that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
EROLE!
~You're damn right
Who is the man that would risk his neck for the last post on this thread?
EROLE!
~Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's posts all about?
EROLE!
~Right on
You see this cat Erole is a bad mother--
~Shut your mouth
But I'm talkin' about Erole
~Then we can dig it
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but himself

"Ah La peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!"

[TomPoo]

this thread would be more interesting if people admitted their secret crushes



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the shortcomings of others, is there?
---Tom Poo

[F1Gm3nT]

or at least teased us makin it a lil more easy to recognize the crush... beter than
sweet.. cute.. bla bla bla

"All that I need is the air that I breathe
And all that I need are things I don't need
And all that really matters is what matters to me
And who of you are like me" - Shannon Hoon

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[Sunrisa]

i dont think i could admit it...

its just a crush tho...
ok...
here is a clue.
there is a "j" in the name.

:-)

im just trying to make the thread fun



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[GvacNoMore]

here is a clue.
there is a "j" in the name.

Melissa, I am so flattered, but I don't think most of the other board members know my middle name is Joseph.:)


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Come and get your love

[IrishAlkey]

this thread would be more interesting if people admitted their secret crushes

Alright, it's a six pack.
I hope she doesn't read the board.


Figment stole my sig!

[erole]

YES! My name is Jason...last time I checked it started with a "J"

You don't know what you're doing, I'm too goofy and a little on the odd brain-iac side!

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[nickeye]

Prediction: next new member's name will be JJ_Jay_J.

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[RF Godfather]

here is a clue.
there is a "j" in the name. s&m, my name is Joey of course. Had no idea, lol. ;)

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Thanks WWFallon for this hot sig!
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[F1Gm3nT]

hows about everyone just stays out of peple business and let the "J" stay as J

"All that I need is the air that I breathe
And all that I need are things I don't need
And all that really matters is what matters to me
And who of you are like me" - Shannon Hoon

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[erole]

Thanks for standing up for me F1G.

:)

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Mine has fewer than 1000 posts.

Has an "e" in his name.

And it's not such a secret.

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If no one's on your canvas
Then I'm achin' to be

[wilee]

Hmmm... I've got two "e"s in my name...;)

I've never met my board crush, but I always enjoy reading her posts. Not sure if she enjoys reading mine, but that's why it's called a crush. That's all I can say....

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[impactplayer2k1]

ok here it is...my crush's first letter in her name is M and it rhymes with "ira".

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[erole]

Willee, two e's.

Hey, you're double the fun for Alice!

rhymes with "ira" and starts with "M" Oh, I know! MrSmearYa! He's a little on the perverted side, but he sure can make a good omelet in the morning. Oh, he'll go out with you. Good luck!

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[impactplayer2k1]

close, erole, but not close enough!

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[AngelAmy]

dammit i dont have a crush on anyone, what the fuck everyone likes everyone in this fucking place

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[impactplayer2k1]

That's because you havent met me yet, Amy!

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[Prince Neptune]

young beautiful female (22) about 5'5" light brown hair, tiny cute little nose, smokin hot body but thinks she has a flat ass but doesnt

Cooler than Aquaman

[nickeye]

<---- LOOK

I'm going to go do some pushups now...

Nick<b><i>E</i></b>ye



This message was edited by nickeye on 2-5-02 @ 7:59 PM

[Zipgun]

*changing name to skedmark*

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[F1Gm3nT]

Impact players crush is #!*((@^&^@$^&@%&^

"All that I need is the air that I breathe
And all that I need are things I don't need
And all that really matters is what matters to me
And who of you are like me" - Shannon Hoon

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[erole]

AngelAmy I'll be your crush. Just don't stalk me!

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<center> thanks to wille for the sig.
jump a shark.</center>

[nickeye]

*changing name to skedmark*What about Skid-Markee?

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[Zipgun]

Not bad. I was going to go with skidmerk, but there's that whole flipper baby thing I wanna avoid. I have a tough enough time trying to get a girl to have a crush on me as it is.

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[TheGameHHH]

its just a crush tho...
ok...
here is a clue.
there is a "j" in the name.
Are you sure you weren't thinking of the name Brett. If you were that would be a lot cooler.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!

[nickeye]

I think I smell a new grudge match at the Night of Fights: Skidmark vs. NickEye for the honor of the secret crush.

Or maybe a handicap match: Skid and me vs. Thunderlips. I hear he's a monster

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[Zipgun]

Ok NickEye, my prediction is you go down in the 1st round.

Odd thing is, it's gonna be on a guy.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 2-6-02 @ 8:14 PM

[F1Gm3nT]

hmmm... and what about thunderlips?

"All that I need is the air that I breathe
And all that I need are things I don't need
And all that really matters is what matters to me
And who of you are like me" - Shannon Hoon

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[The Blowhard]

I confess. Her name has the letter "A" in it. No, not you gvac! ;)

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[ice cream girl]

tall, dark, handsome... COP in...

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[sexy bastard]

cute, pretty smile, woman
lol

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)