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angrymissy

01-29-2002, 11:54 AM

I am VERY upset. Both of my toilets have been backing up for 2 days now, so I called the plumber today and he's coming tonight. But I had to poop last night and I left a big turd in the toilet. My sister wants me to REACH IN and grab it with a plastic bag, then throw it outside before the plumber comes. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I DONT WANNA TOUCH THE POOOOOO. And my cat drank out of the toilet that had the poop in it. It was hella nasty. I hope this is fixed tonigh or im gonna go crazy... NOW THE WASHING MACHINE IS OVERFLOWING TOO ACCGGGHHHH.

there is NOTHING worse than problems with the plumbing

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DreamWeaver

01-29-2002, 11:57 AM

You must get the poop out...wrap your arm in plastic wrap and tape it with duct tape..then put on some heavy duty gloves and dig in baby!!

TheGameHHH

01-29-2002, 12:51 PM

No way, leave the poop in there. I would pay to see the face of the plummer that has to come in and just see your poop sitting in the toilet.

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angrymissy

01-29-2002, 12:56 PM

My reasoning is, that plumbers must be used to that sort of thing becuase they're always unclogging toilets and stuff. I'm going to have to get my father to get rid of the poop (he was a janitor) becuase just thinking about it is making me GAG>

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furie

01-29-2002, 01:15 PM

leave the poop in there. i'm sure it's nothing he's never seen before. But i'm sure he'll want a nice tip if you do leave it.

The other option is to find someone without fecalphobia.

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01-29-2002, 02:41 PM

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Zipgun

01-29-2002, 02:54 PM

Fallon

01-29-2002, 03:00 PM

Girls poop?

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sunndoggy8

01-29-2002, 03:03 PM

I would just leave it in angrymissy...plumbers probably have seen it all, and won't be shocked by anything. But if you have to get it out, just totally overdo it...get a plastic garbage bag and just totally grab it and put it in a trash can and dispose of it like it's a dead animal...that's probably a good move, and what i would do.

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SweetPea

01-29-2002, 03:46 PM

My almost boyfriend posted a pic of his poo on ratemypoo.com

Missy Good Luck w/ your little problem.

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DreamWeaver

01-29-2002, 03:49 PM

ok so leave it in there and blame it on your sister's "diarrhea problem"

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DarkHippie

01-29-2002, 04:00 PM

girls do not poop! . . . .
they glisten

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