Al and Tipper Gore to split

[Dude!]

http://www.wreg.com/news/sns-ap-tn--gore-separation,0,7703509.story

wow...
Al claims they were the inspiration
for the book "Love Story"....
one of his many lies....
and now the love has ended

i can't believe she stayed
with him for 40 years

he is so horrible
and such a liar

she must be a saint

[Kevin]

http://www.wreg.com/news/sns-ap-tn--gore-separation,0,7703509.story

wow...
Al claims they were the inspiration
for the book "Love Story"....
one of his many lies....
and now the love has ended

i can't believe she stayed
with him for 40 years

he is so horrible
and such a liar

she must be a saint



So he is a liar because two people decided that they didnt love eachother anymore and decided to split?

Yea, that never happens, all those years must have been lies..

[underdog]

If these two can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have?

[Ritalin]

Goddamn oil spill.

[A.J.]

If these two can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have?

Seriously. One of the few things I liked about them was that they always reminded me of my own parents.

And yet the Clintons remain married....

[pennington]

So he is a liar because two people decided that they didnt love eachother anymore and decided to split?

Yea, that never happens, all those years must have been lies..

Don't take these comments so personally.

Gore is a public figure and a celebrity. There's going to be endless jokes about "Global Warming" leading to "Marital Cooling", how his weight and and/or his plastic surgery led to this, etc. It's what we Americans do (and we're good at it, dammit).

[A.J.]

It seems like only yesterday...

http://www.algoresupportcenter.com/AlGoreTipperKiss3.jpg

[Kevin]

Don't take these comments so personally.

Gore is a public figure and a celebrity. There's going to be endless jokes about "Global Warming" leading to "Marital Cooling", how his weight and and/or his plastic surgery led to this, etc. It's what we Americans do (and we're good at it, dammit).



I expect to hear much worse.

If i actualy watched Leno, id probably cringe..

And Dude! is an Obama lover, he voted for him!

[Kevin]

It seems like only yesterday...

http://www.algoresupportcenter.com/AlGoreTipperKiss3.jpg



That could be the worst kiss in the history of mankind.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Miss the PMRC

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I blame Jeb Bush for this....


President Gore would have been married till death do you part

[tanless1]

She's probably tired of the Con, and hypocracy , self rightousness...I could go on.

[tanless1]

Probably got fed-up when she started to make a pie. Al declared that she was not allowed to due to climate concerns and then jumped in his plane.......you figure out the rest.

[tanless1]

Probably tried to coax her into taking the oscar ?

[tanless1]

....talks in his sleep ?

[tanless1]

....parrots his own agrandisment ?

[underdog]

She's probably tired of the Con, and hypocracy , self rightousness...I could go on.

Probably got fed-up when she started to make a pie. Al declared that she was not allowed to due to climate concerns and then jumped in his plane.......you figure out the rest.

Probably tried to coax her into taking the oscar ?

....talks in his sleep ?

....parrots his own agrandisment ?

Genius like this cannot fit into one post.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Packed on too many pounds

[Doctor Z]

Perhaps she didn't believe in Manbearpig.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Global cooling ?

[underdog]

Perhaps she didn't believe in Manbearpig.

He's super cereal, guys.

[underdog]

Global cooling ?

Packed on too many pounds

I really hope you're ironically telling the hack jokes that were already outlined in this thread.

[StanUpshaw]

He got FURIOUS when she told him where the nickname "Tipper" really comes from.

[brettmojo]

Looks like he should have put his wife in the "lock box"...

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Theres his side of the story, Her side of the story and theres the Inconvient truth

[keithy_19]

I like when people stay together. So, in that regard this sucks.

I wonder what the tipping point was..

[Jujubees2]

I'm waiting for the gory details to come out...

[realmenhatelife]

He can finally pick up that copy of Nasty As They Wanna Be he's been dying to hear for the last 20 years.

[torker]

I think he's finally ready to lose the beard.
http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/al.gore-beard.jpg

When one closet door closes, another opens;
but we often look so long and so regretfully
upon the closed door that we do not see
the one which has opened for us

[STC-Dub]

There goes his chance to be President.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

He's going to have to sell a lot of Carbon Offsets to pay for that divorce

[Tall_James]

They're blaming Lieberman for this.

[brettmojo]

Is this serial?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

They're blaming Lieberman for this.

Blaming the Jews again!!!!

[high fly]

Hannity was funny on this one this afternoon.
First he said he had no information on it, but that did not stop him from implying something bad had taken place like an affair or something....

[PapaBear]

Al claims they were the inspiration
for the book "Love Story"....
one of his many lies....
Really?

That's right, kids. Erich Segal was an old friend of Gore's. He had known Gore and Jones when Gore was a Harvard student—when Segal, a young visiting prof, was slaving away writing Love Story.
At any rate, it was in this Time profile that Love Story surfaced. In a seven-page article, Time devoted one sentence to what Gore had said on the subject, although Tumulty and Berke would later tell Henneberger that Gore had actually said something slightly different. According to Time, Gore said that Segal "used Al and Tipper as models for the uptight preppy and his free-spirited girlfriend in Love Story." So was born the silly story that has—incredibly and foolishly—helped define presidential politics over the course of the past fourteen months.
Had Segal used the Gores as models? Partly yes and partly no, but Gore hadn't made the claim to begin with. Segal told Henneberger that Gore had been one of two models for the Oliver Barrett part (Jones had been the other model), but Tipper had not figured in the characterization of Barrett's girl friend, Jenny Cavilleri. Had the story ended there—with Gore half right and Gore half wrong—it would be incredible to think that this pointless event could have gotten ten seconds attention. But in fact, Tumulty and Berke told Henneberger that Time had slightly misstated what Gore had said. What had Gore actually told the scribes? Henneberger quoted Tumulty:

[Bob Impact]

Hannity was funny on this one this afternoon.
First he said he had no information on it, but that did not stop him from implying something bad had taken place like an affair or something....

I can't wait until Glen Beck says "Look, I'm not saying that Tipper left because Al forced her to wear his beard hair as a thong while he ritualistically slaughtered squirrels, I'M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION, COULD HE HAVE?"

*dramatic pause*
*take off glasses*

"Could he?"

*cries*

[Earlshog]

I blame the blacks

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Not a good month for the Gore family

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/09/politics/main6564200.shtml

[Dude!]

Not a good month for the Gore family

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/06/09/politics/main6564200.shtml

maybe that explains
both divorces...
has Al been diddlin' Karenna?

[pennington]

Apparently (according to the Star, anyway) Gore has been having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife, Laurie David:

http://www.starmagazine.com/al_gore_laurie_david_affair/news/16986

That Laurie David is some climber. She was a guest interviewer on David Letterman's show, meets Larry David and marries him and now she's attached to Al Gore. Who's next, Brad Pitt? Hillary Clinton?

[Jujubees2]

Apparently (according to the Star, anyway) Gore has been having an affair with Larry David's ex-wife, Laurie David:

http://www.starmagazine.com/al_gore_laurie_david_affair/news/16986

That Laurie David is some climber. She was a guest interviewer on David Letterman's show, meets Larry David and marries him and now she's attached to Al Gore. Who's next, Brad Pitt? Hillary Clinton?

Jezo?

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Wow, he really did learn some things from Clinton.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100624/en_afp/uspoliticsenvironmentgore_20100624003959

[Dude!]

it turns out that the ho
is 54-years-old

ugh

apparently, gore likes
elderly women

ugh again

nice touch: she saved
the slacks he stained
with 'bodily fluids'

ugh ugh ugh

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html

[pennington]

He registered as "Mr. Stone" and apparently likes chocolate during massages.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/06/24/2010-06-24_no_charges_against_gore_after_masseuses_sexual_ harassment_claim_.html

Normally I wouldn't care what private citizens do, but he really likes to be in the spotlight. Be careful what you wish for.

[SatCam]

the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite

god that is fucking hot

[PapaBear]

I know for a fact that Gore likes to frequent massage therapists. My ex mother in law massaged him after he and Clinton won in '92.

[jennysmurf]

I know for a fact that Gore likes to frequent massage therapists. My ex mother in law massaged him after he and Clinton won in '92.

ew.

[PapaBear]

ew.
She said he was built. Keep in mind... it was 18 years ago.

[jennysmurf]

She said he was built. Keep in mind... it was 18 years ago.

Still...ew.

[PapaBear]

Still...ew.
At least she didn't have to massage Cheney.

[Dude!]

the japanese take
on the assault:

http://www.breitbart.tv/animation-of-al-gores-massage-encounter/

[PapaBear]

the japanese take
on the assault:

http://www.breitbart.tv/animation-of-al-gores-massage-encounter/
The part with steam coming out of his ears was hilarious.

[A.J.]

The part with steam coming out of his ears was hilarious.

I hope that steam was ozone-friendly.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I think the final nail in his coffin would be if he was caught having sex with a polar bear

[Dude!]

I think the final nail in his coffin would be if he was caught having sex with a polar bear

or an oil-drenched pelican

[CaptainBlowhole]

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[NewYorkDragons80]

The Al Gore saga has certainly taken an unexpected turn. Does anyone else remember Bill Maher's "wife-fuckers" routine in reference to the 2000 election?

[scottinnj]

Hannity was funny on this one this afternoon.
First he said he had no information on it, but that did not stop him from implying something bad had taken place like an affair or something....

Sean hates his guts. I personally dislike the guy, but it's a shame what's going on.

[scottinnj]

And Sean is a terrible listen or watch. He stinks.

[Serpico1103]

I heard the woman read her statement on the O&A show. I just don't believe it. Her use of ten adjectives for every action was annoying- "in a loud angry demanding accusatory tone he bellowed at me."
On the substance, she said he french kissed her against her will a couple of times. How is that possible. You really need to hold someone done and completely control them, not something you can easily do while standing up holding a glass of wine.
She seemed to stay in the room long after she felt "terrified." She could have said, I have to go grab something and left. Sounds more like uncomfortability than terror. Instead, she stayed for more french kissing and wine.
Semen stains on her pants from him bumping into her? Does he come that easily?

I don't doubt something happened. I just don't believe her version.
She jerked him off, didn't like something about it, and now has this fanciful tale full of adjectives, adverbs, and thesaurus material.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

No charges for the fat fuck in his Massage inquiry, However he also did not make the cut to the Clintons wedding, He probably said it was not green enough

[Dude!]

No charges for the fat fuck in his Massage inquiry, However he also did not make the cut to the Clintons wedding, He probably said it was not green enough

he probably couldn't find
a private corporate jet
to take him no charge

[WRESTLINGFAN]

he probably couldn't find
a private corporate jet
to take him no charge

Maybe there werent enough rooms for him in town to fuck Larry Davids ex wife

[A.J.]

Maybe he should start hanging with Tub:


Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums (http://www.theonion.com/articles/recently-single-al-gore-finally-able-to-listen-to,17824/)