The Belcher
01-29-2002, 07:21 PM
Actually, most of GVAC's birthday traditions are paralleled by that filthy rodent that crawls out of his hole for weathermen year after year. When GVAC was born, yes--you guessed it--he saw his shadow in the delivery room and tried to crawl back into his mom. When he was 5, he crawled out of the crate that his "fun" uncle Phil used to babysit him in, and when he saw his shadow and tried to go back in, he was snared by uncle Phil's kiddie snare, and dragged behind his aunt Matilda until his kneecaps were bloodied on the cellar floor. This type of tradition went on for years, until GVAC was close to puberty and discovered that his fleshy obstruction was actually a penis. This is when everything changed. From the age of 13 on, it was his dink that came out to see it's shadow on his birthdays. Thanks to the fact that all of the men and women in his family wear plaid kilts (his favorite color) all he has to do is think about a nude Larry King on every February 2nd, and little Greggie rises out of the kilt to see if we're going to have 3 more years of winter and birthday cake. This year, to celebrate his 40th birthday, I understand that he will be appearing on The Today Show with Punxsutawney Phil the Groundhog, and together they will decide whether we have to wear mufflers until August. I would pay good money to see Greg Junior appear on the Today Show, see his shadow, and try to hide in Al Roker's asshole in all the confusion. Fortunately this will cost me nothing since my cable is free.
Apply pressure to Stabby's wound to stop the bleeding.
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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?
This message was edited by The Belcher on 1-29-02 @ 11:43 PM
Apply pressure to Stabby's wound to stop the bleeding.
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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?
This message was edited by The Belcher on 1-29-02 @ 11:43 PM