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OGC
06-13-2010, 04:10 PM
wow, I never knew the consequences were quite this severe for fucking an animal. (http://tinyurl.com/2655lq3)

It sure will make me think twice before I do it again.
disneyspy
06-13-2010, 04:12 PM
dumb ass shoulda just got the milk for free
torker
06-13-2010, 04:21 PM
As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.


It beats the Electric Slide. wakka wakka
http://blacktieentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/blog-20090606-fitzwater-051.jpg
OGC
06-13-2010, 04:24 PM
It beats the Electric Slide. wakka wakka


my favorite quote from the article ...

"In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."
Tenbatsuzen
06-13-2010, 04:41 PM
As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

I've heard of blaming the victim, but that's just ridiculous
FUNKMAN
06-13-2010, 04:42 PM
my favorite quote from the article ...

"In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."


wooed or mooed? the wooed gave him wood!
StanUpshaw
06-13-2010, 04:43 PM
For those people, fucking a cow would be like if one of you jerked off on Mary's tits.
Kevin
06-13-2010, 04:59 PM
If this was the case here... Certain people on this board would be in deep trouble..
KnoxHarrington
06-13-2010, 06:10 PM
my favorite quote from the article ...

"In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."

Did you see that bell that cow was wearing? What a slut! She was asking for it!
dino_electropolis
06-13-2010, 06:49 PM
This story is udderly ridiculous!

I'm sure the Jakarta hierarchy of crime is something like this:

Man fucks cow= cow put to death
man fucks another man= both men put to death.

Got it.
FUNKMAN
06-13-2010, 09:04 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070814rizzuto.jpg

"Holy Cow, I Think He's Gonna Make It"
A.J.
06-14-2010, 03:36 AM
my favorite quote from the article ...

"In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."

Hey, this sort of thing worked all the time in Greek mythology. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan)