Songs With Questionable Lyrics

[JimBeam]

I got to thinking about this when I heard that stupid Carrie Underwood song " Before He Cheats " this morning.

Basically, in the song, she's an unstable chick who can't take the fact that the her b/f isn't getting it good enough from her and cheats on her which leads her to become very violent leading to the destruction of his car.

With all this women still get behind the song and love it despite the fact that she's clearly not right in the head. Like she's some kinda hero and this is her anthem.

If a guy had done the same things he'd be called a stalker, among the nicer things he'd be called I'm sure, and treated, failry, like the sociopath he would probably be.

What other song lyrics/videos do you think say the wrong thing ?

[KC2OSO]

Pink - Please Don't Leave Me - ...you're my perfect little punching bag

I wouldn't mind it a bit though if that skank beat me up and sat on my face.

[Dude!]

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[torker]

a bit of topic and not too subtle:
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[Slumbag]

I hear a lot of weird rap lyrics when I hang out with my friends who listen to it often.

There's a Brotha Lynch song where he says "There's no better feeling than jacking off 50 G's" (exact wording). I assume he means it feels good to steal 50 thousand dollars.

There's another song, I think it's BLegit where he says "I'll blow a nigga for a box of Huggies".

[PapaBear]

An obvious choice.

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And no, Sting. "If You Love Somebody" doesn't make up for it.

[midwestjeff]

"Your Southern Can is Mine"

"Ship Them Niggers Back"

[Bob Impact]

I hear a lot of weird rap lyrics when I hang out with my friends who listen to it often.

There's a Brotha Lynch song where he says "There's no better feeling than jacking off 50 G's" (exact wording). I assume he means it feels good to steal 50 thousand dollars.

There's another song, I think it's BLegit where he says "I'll blow a nigga for a box of Huggies".

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Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom

[KnoxHarrington]

A while back, I heard the old Poison song "I Want Action", and I realized that the lyrics include these lines: "If I can't have her, I'll take her, and make her".

So this song endorses date rape. Nice.

[badorties]

i've always loved the peaceful man who wrote "imagine" also penned

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

[FUNKMAN]

George Thorogood

"when i drink alone, i prefer to be by myself"

if you are alone do you have a choice but to be by yourself?

i ask you

[PapaBear]

George Thorogood

"when i drink alone, i prefer to be by myself"

if you are alone do you have a choice but to be by yourself?

i ask you
He just doesn't want to be beside himself.

[KnoxHarrington]

He just doesn't want to be beside himself.

He's not really alone though, he has his pal Jack Daniels, and his partner Jimmy Dean. And don't forget his other pal Johnny Walker, and his brothers Black and Red.

[PapaBear]

and his partner Jimmy Dean
He eats sausage when he drinks?

I do believe you mean...

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[PapaBear]

Hey, Jim Morrison...

Show me the way to the next little girl? Don't ask why? :nono:


Oh, yeah. And just about EVERY Chuck Berry song.

[A.J.]

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[FUNKMAN]

"like a deuce in the night"

ewww, what is that?

[badorties]

Hey, Jim Morrison...

Show me the way to the next little girl? Don't ask why? :nono:


Oh, yeah. And just about EVERY Chuck Berry song.

morrison didn't write that, it's this sexy best:

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he also wrote "mack the knife" & "september song"

[KC2OSO]

"september song"
Just the saddest song ever written.

Anyway, I like the music to Clair but the words to this song always creeped me out.


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[IamFogHat]

Niel Diamond is a real creeparoo.

Girl, you'll be a woman soon

Love you so much can't count all the ways
I'd die for you girl and all they can say is
"He's not your kind"
They never get tired of puttin' me down and
I never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind
Don't you know

Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon, you'll need a man

I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're sayin', girl, just cuts like a knife
"The boy's no good"
Well, I finally found what I've been lookin' for
But if they get a chance they'll end it for sure
Sure they would
Baby I've done all I could it's up to you

Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon, you'll need a man

Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon, you'll need a man

Soon, you'll need a man

[razorboy]

Some Girls would seem to be an obvious choice.

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[realmenhatelife]

"like a deuce in the night"

ewww, what is that?

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[realmenhatelife]

Also, there are a lot of country songs, especially Merle Haggard songs, that basically go I'm an uncompromising asshole who totally recognizes how hard he is to be around but has no intention of changing, and if you put up with it you're a good woman, and if you cant suffer it you're a bitch.

And Family Tradition by Hank Williams Jr where he explains that people always bitch at him for not sounding like his dad, but by living hard like his dad he's carrying on the family tradition they so want him to. The only problem being that Hank Williams died of an overdose in the back of a car before he was 30.

[PapaBear]

he also wrote "mack the knife"
Ah... The most upbeat song about stabbing ever!

[blancostupido]

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl!
You're much too young girl

[danner1515]

Danny Elfman likes little girls.

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[A.J.]

Jefferson Starship's "Miracles":

I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl.

[IamFogHat]

I'm packed and I'm holding,
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden and
she lives for me, She says she lives for me,
Ovation, She's got her own motivation,
she comes round and she goes down on me,
And I make her smile, It's like a drug for you,
Do ever what you want to do,
Coming over you,
Keep on smiling,
what we go through.
One stop to the rhythm that divides you,
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse,
Chop another line like a coda with a curse,
And I come on like a freak show takes the stage.
We give them the games we play, she said,
I want something else, to get me through this,
Semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say, Good-bye.

The sky it was gold, it was rose,
I was taking sips of it through my nose,
And I wish I could get back there,
Some place back there,
Smiling in the pictures you would take,
Doing crystal myth,
Will lift you up until you break,
It won't stop,
I won't come down, I keep stock,
With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the drop,
And then I bumped up. I took the hit I was given,
Then I bumped again,
And then I bumped again.
How do I get back there to,
The place where I fell asleep inside you?
How do I get myself back to,
The place where you said,
I want something else to get me through this,
semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say, good-bye,

I believe in the sand beneath my toes,
The beach gives a feeling,
An earthy feeling,
I believe in the faith that grows,
And the four right chords can make me cry,
When I'm with you I feel like I could die.
And that would be all right,
All right, When the plane came in,
She said she was crashing,
The velvet it rips,
In the city we tripped,
On the urge to feel alive,
But now I'm struggling to survive,
The days you were wearing,
That velvet dress,
You're the priestess,
must confess,
Those little red panties,
They pass the test,
Slide up around the belly,
Face down on the mattress,
One,
Now you hold me,
And we're broken.
Still it's all that I want to do.
Feel myself with a head made of the ground,
I'm scared but I'm not coming down.
And I won't run for my life,
She's got her jaws just locked now in smile
but nothing is all right,
All right, I want something else,
To get me through this,
Semi-charmed kind of life,
I want something else,
I'm not listening when you say,
good-bye.

[hanso]

rhanias rude boy

Come here rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough? Take it, take it, baby, baby Take it, take it, ...

[disneyspy]

these are two guys singing to each other and talking about putting things into each others heads

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and watch nelly's hand movements at the start of the video

[midwestjeff]

Grateful Dead.

Mexicali Blues.

Specifically, "Instead I grabbed a botte and a girl who is just 14."

[hanso]

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Tell Me Baby-Red Hot Chili Peppers
My fav. one liner highlighted


They come from every state to find
Some dreams were ment to be declined
tell the man what you had in mind
What have you come to do

no turning water into wine
no learning while your in the line
i'll take you to the broken sign
you see these lights are blue

Come and get it
lost in the city limit
say goodbye
cause they'll find a way to trim it
everybody
looking for a silly gimmick
got get away
cant take it for another minute

This town is made of many things
just look at what the current brings
so hot its only promising
this place was made on you

Tell me baby whats your story
where you come from
and where you wanna go next time
tell me lover are you lonely
the thing we need is never all that hard to find
tell me baby whats your story
where do you come from
and where you wanna go next time
your so lovely are you lonely
i given up on the innocence you left behind

Some claim to have a fortitude
Too shrewd to flow the interlude
Sustaining pain to set the mood
step out to be renewed

I'll move you like a baritone
jungle brothers on the microphone
getting over with an undertone
it's time to turn to stone

chitty chitty baby
when your nose is in the nitty gritty
life can be a little sweet
but life can be a little shitty
what a pity
Boston and a Kansas City
looking for a hundred but you ever find a fitty

three fingers in the honeycomb
you ring just like a xylophone
devoted to the chromosome
the day that you left home

Tell me baby whats your story
where you come from
and where you wanna go next time
tell me lover are you lonely
the thing we need is never all that hard to find
tell me baby whats your story
where do you come from
and where you wanna go next time
your so lovely are you lonely
i given up on the innocence you left behind