An elegant weapon for a more civilized time - BE DIALING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

[Judge Smails]

I have a bad feeling about this.


A handheld laser likened to a Star Wars lightsaber and so powerful it can instantly blind and "set fire to skin and other body parts" can be bought online and shipped to the UK. (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Lightsabres-Lasers-Compared-To-Star-Wars-Weapon-Sold-On-Web-To-The-UK/Article/201006315649563?lid=ARTICLE_15649563_Lightsabres:L asersComparedToStarWarsWeaponSoldOnWebToTheUK&lpos =searchresults)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jun/Week3/15649691.jpg


The device - with a beam 1,000 times stronger than sunlight on the skin - is touted by makers as "the most dangerous laser ever created".

Trading standards (http://www.tradingstandards.gov.uk/) chiefs said they were "seriously concerned" about the sale of the model and have warned against its use.

As well as blinding, burning and causing cancer, its Hong Kong-based maker admits that "a split-second laser light in a plane cockpit (...) can be disastrous".

Star Wars fans are among hundreds of people who have already shown an interest in buying the laser, for sale to the general public for £135.

[PapaBear]

Isn't it more akin to a laser gun? A light saber has a defined length to the beam.

[torker]

The outcome would have been different and more better:
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[Chigworthy]

I always evaluate the destructive power of items based on how much damage they can do in a split-second in a plane cockpit. Oddly, a grenade is harmless, as it takes much longer than a split-second to detonate.

[Contra]

"The force is strong with this one, MY EYES!"

[Chigworthy]

I like how they nonchalantly mention that it causes cancer. It's a Chinese cancer gun. I bet the entire thing is lousy with lead, too.

[KC2OSO]

The outcome would have been different and more better:
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Wow. KISS was disturbed by a laser. They really do suck. Just awful.
Stop the whole show?
Laser guy wins.
Tools.

[keithy_19]

Wow. KISS was disturbed by a laser. They really do suck. Just awful.
Stop the whole show?
Laser guy wins.
Tools.

I love how he calls the guy a little boy while walking around without his shirt painted up like a clown.

[KC2OSO]

I love how he calls the guy a little boy while walking around without his shirt painted up like a clown.
Zackly. The little drummer guy even gets in on the act. The only thing that would have been better is if they were just booed off the stage and pelted with garbage. Kiss just blows.