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underdog

06-21-2010, 07:59 PM

I'm up here until probably the end of July. I'm staying across the street from the Rogers Center and the tower and basically in the middle of the G20 shit.

Is there anything I have to do up here before I leave? This city seems pretty great so far.

PapaBear

06-21-2010, 08:04 PM

I've heard the strippers are top notch.

underdog

06-21-2010, 08:07 PM

I've heard the strippers are top notch.

I always heard Montreal was the place to be, but everyone keeps telling me how good Toronto strippers are.

The women just walking down the street are unbelievable. The percentage of hot girls in this city has to be the highest I've ever seen.

StanUpshaw

06-21-2010, 08:10 PM

Catch a muskie.

keithy_19

06-21-2010, 08:19 PM

Throw a brick through a window.

Dude!

06-21-2010, 08:25 PM

This city seems pretty great so far.

except for being
cold and full of canadians,
toronto rocks

spoon

06-21-2010, 08:50 PM

Hockey Hall of Fame of course, Gretzky's bar, and there are some sweet rooftop rests/bars throughout the city. Also go see a game, since 1998 or so they've had only about 35k open every game.

spoon

06-21-2010, 08:51 PM

Even if ur fucking summit killed their once upcoming home series.

Suspect Chin

06-21-2010, 08:51 PM

except for being
cold and full of canadians,
toronto rocks

Yeah the fact that Canadians live there is the only problem I ran into as well. Other than that, I had a blast and really loved the city. The mac and cheese at Gretzky's restaurant off King St. is phenomenal.

sailor

06-22-2010, 02:23 AM

Hockey Hall of Fame of course, Gretzky's bar, and there are some sweet rooftop rests/bars throughout the city. Also go see a game, since 1998 or so they've had only about 35k open every game.

we went to the HOF about two weeks ago. pretty cool. went to jersey giant (pub) on front street for lunch (poutine, lamb stew and some canadian beer) and i'd recommend it. we were only in toronto for a few hours, so i didn't get to see much else. heck, do something touristy and drive to the falls if ya got time.

underdog

06-22-2010, 02:27 AM

except for being
cold and full of canadians,
toronto rocks

I think it was 90 degrees yesterday.

Kevin

06-22-2010, 06:59 AM

I think it was 90 degrees yesterday.

Don't let silly facts get in your way.

Bundle up with three sweaters and a parka!

torker

06-22-2010, 01:44 PM

http://ic2.pbase.com/g4/81/591881/2/62687524.NnuTLlxm.jpg

weekapaugjz

06-22-2010, 03:06 PM

Everytime I go to toronto I get shitfaced, so I'm sure you'll have a good time. I wish I could make it up for a night but my job during summer gives me very little time off. Check out what concerts are in town, they get some awesome bands there.

hanso

06-22-2010, 03:07 PM

Good band

weekapaugjz

06-22-2010, 03:07 PM

I always heard Montreal was the place to be, but everyone keeps telling me how good Toronto strippers are.

The women just walking down the street are unbelievable. The percentage of hot girls in this city has to be the highest I've ever seen.

The better strippers are in niagara falls. The places in toronto I've been suck.

Kevin

06-22-2010, 03:16 PM

weekapaugjz

06-22-2010, 03:24 PM

I wish.

torker

06-22-2010, 04:11 PM

The better strippers are in niagara falls.

Slowly I turned...step by step

spoon

06-22-2010, 04:31 PM

Wait, Buffalo isnt in Toronto?

That's Albanian debt dodging geography at its best!

HBox

06-22-2010, 05:08 PM

spoon

06-22-2010, 05:12 PM

I thought Gretzky's place was disappointing. It's like any chain restaurant you've ever been in.

The Hockey Hall of Fame is a must, of course. Too bad the Stanley Cup won't be there. And it's in such a weird place. The entrance is like in the basement of a mall.

You're right on that, but I was there (Gretzky's) for the hockey shit all over the place. It's like a mini HOF.

keithy_19

06-22-2010, 05:17 PM

In Toronto I'm sure you could find time to pretend that your face is a toliet.

Suspect Chin

06-22-2010, 05:20 PM

You're right on that, but I was there (Gretzky's) for the hockey shit all over the place. It's like a mini HOF.

I thought it was pretty decent...about what you'd expect from any athlete's restaurant and a good break from all the poutine and Molson.

ryno1974

06-22-2010, 05:23 PM

Dont go to Gretzky's - straight up chain restaurant. Go to Ontario place, lots of concerts and stuff to do, but expensive. Head out to Toronto Island, its a great little place and best of all, the ferry is FREE!!

Check out an Argo's game for some quality football, and if all else fails ad out for a nice walk at around midnight by city hall to meet the people of tent town.

Oh, and the science centre and the Royal Ontario Museum are nice but you will need a car to get to the science centre - its about 20km away (not sure if the go train or the subway goes out there)

And for strippers, go to Montreal. Its well worth the little extra drive.

spoon

06-22-2010, 05:27 PM

And for strippers, go to Montreal. Its well worth the little extra drive.

Chez Paree baby! I mean I never would go there during my Montreal hockey tournaments. I've also had some fun in ur Kitchener to be honest!

underdog

06-26-2010, 03:03 PM

I got yelled at for jaywalking at this intersection yesterday :

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/06/26/w-g20-burning-police-car-cp-8947483.jpg

In other news, hit the Beer Bistro last night. That was fucking fantastic. Great beer and absolutely great food.

I'm up to two strip clubs with another probably coming up tonight.

Downtown Toronto was EMPTY last night. It was great. Hopefully it's the same tonight.

underdog

06-26-2010, 09:39 PM

I have spent well over $1k at strip clubs in less than the last week. I went to one tonight thinking I'd just give $20 or $40 to each girl, and ended up giving someone $300. I really need to stop going to strip clubs.

PapaBear

06-26-2010, 09:44 PM

I really need to start stripping.

torker

06-26-2010, 09:45 PM

I really need to start stripping.

http://www.news.ucdavis.edu/photos_images/news_images/05-2005/money_lg.jpg
where's my change?

torker

06-26-2010, 09:49 PM

sorry, i forgot where we were
http://blog.eogn.com/eastmans_online_genealogy/images/2007/10/10/canadian_penny.jpg
and keep the change this time:wink:

PapaBear

06-26-2010, 09:51 PM

You don't know what you're missing, tork. I can really shake it.

spoon

06-26-2010, 09:54 PM

Don't be cheap you bastards!

Toonies is where it's at!

http://www.etourist.ca/currency/toonie.gif

spoon

06-26-2010, 09:55 PM

underdog

06-26-2010, 10:00 PM

You only spend that type of money if you're an ugly fuck. Guess we know where you lie.

I'm a fat mess and I love seeing naked ladies.

torker

06-26-2010, 10:04 PM

I'm a fat mess and I love seeing naked ladies.

God Bless America!

North America, anyways.

spoon

06-26-2010, 10:05 PM

I'm a fat mess and I love seeing naked ladies.

We have ONE thing in common.

underdog

06-26-2010, 10:05 PM

We have ONE thing in common.

You're definitely a mess.

underdog

06-26-2010, 10:07 PM

Here are a couple of random pictures :

Part of downtown TO :

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs013.snc4/34032_404319220847_568780847_4911355_5131578_n.jpg

The nearly 1/2 KM single file stretch of police on King St :

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs316.snc3/28471_404318355847_568780847_4911350_743978_n.jpg

torker

06-26-2010, 10:09 PM

I can't believe you guys are fat.

spoon

06-26-2010, 10:13 PM

I'm like a sculpted statue of a GOD!

PapaBear

06-26-2010, 10:15 PM

I'm like a sculpted statue of a GOD!
http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/img/content/characters/96a.jpg

spoon

06-26-2010, 10:16 PM

http://southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com/shared/sps/img/content/characters/96a.jpg

that's not a statue

PapaBear

06-26-2010, 10:16 PM

that's not a statue
You said "like".

spoon

06-26-2010, 10:39 PM

You said "like".

yah, not like a cartoon made up God/joke on south park

LABATTS!!!!!! GIVE ME!!!! :innocent:

PapaBear

06-26-2010, 10:41 PM

LABATTS!!!!!! GIVE ME!!!! :innocent:
Gettin' there. Business is slowly improving.

spoon

06-26-2010, 10:42 PM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o thirsty! :sad:

underdog

07-05-2010, 06:26 PM

It was over 110F with the heat index today and the power went out all over Toronto for over two hours. Yay.

hammersavage

07-05-2010, 06:31 PM

It was over 110F with the heat index today and the power went out all over Toronto for over two hours. Yay.

Almost as hot as my ass Phillip
http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/36732.gif

underdog

07-29-2010, 04:04 PM

I finally leave tomorrow.

My favorite bar is Smokeless Joe's. It's just some hole in the wall place with a fantastic selection of beers.

The street food up here is fucking abysmal. I keep trying it thinking it's going to be different, but it never is.

The traffic up here is also a fucking mess. The roads are just a disaster for 12 hours of the day.

I love this city though. Great time up here.

cougarjake13

08-01-2010, 04:53 AM

had no idea there was a toronto island

spoon

08-01-2010, 12:57 PM

had no idea there was a toronto island

I believe that's Tenbat's nickname for their CFL defensive back who is known for his coverage skills. Rumor is he's now holding out bc he believes all the hype his coach and fans gave him, so good luck with that.