IF Fezzie Wants a Relationship with Bruce Vilanch, He Needs to Get into Shape

[Bowel]

He looks like a friendly guy to me. Maybe Fez needs to workout a little to get close to him.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/479/6a00d83.jpg

[Sue_Bender]

He looks like a friendly guy to me. Maybe Fez needs to workout a little to get close to him.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/479/6a00d83.jpg

Is this from your personal collection?

[Bowel]

Is this from your personal collection?



Yes. It is from my personal collection.


Here's another one from my personal collection:

http://i.imgur.com/zciQp.jpg

Although I found out later it was photoshoped. :( Here's the original link (http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2009/09/danny_devito_twitter.jpg)

[realmenhatelife]

Bruce Vilanch looks like the flesh version of a pixar person.

[disneyspy]

i didnt know what he looked liked,now i think fez could do better than that fat tub of goo

[Recyclerz]

i didnt know what he looked liked,now i think fez could do better than that fat tub of goo

Maybe, but Bruce is showing more game in that one photo than poor Fezzie has in his 62 years on this planet. I think that Fez had set his hopes on having Vilanche be his fairy godfather, if you will, + show him how to pull in the twinks.

[Melk]

Bruce Villanche is revolting.

[torker]

Bruce Villanche is revolting.

You just want to smell those fingers.

[torker]

He looks like a friendly guy to me. Maybe Fez needs to workout a little to get close to him.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/479/6a00d83.jpg
Is that Spuds Buckley?
http://www.oapedia.com/images/Spuds_Buckley.jpg

[zildjian361]

this is why i dont post lately

[Serpico1103]

this is why i dont post lately

I was falling into a depression wondering why.

[torker]

this is why i dont post lately

:bye: welcome aboard, budday

[realmenhatelife]

Bruce isn't being naughty, his middle finger is just cold.

[Set Theorist]

Is that Spuds Buckley?
http://www.oapedia.com/images/Spuds_Buckley.jpg

Why, I do believe it is!!!

[tanless1]

Bruce can smell the baggage. Fez wants plausible deniability. Need I mention the 2 queens 1 roof issue ?

[fezident]

Bruce Vilanch looks like the flesh version of a pixar person.

Brilliant.
Fucking brilliant.:clap:

[KC2OSO]

Frankly I think Fez is aiming low at Bruce Vilanch. Vilanch appears to be a nobody (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0897358/).

[Meataball23]

Any chance Fez takes part in the gay pride parade tomorrow? Solo or not I think a gay guy would have to try to not hook up (gross) during this thing.

[Serpico1103]

Any chance Fez takes part in the gay pride parade tomorrow? Solo or not I think a gay guy would have to try to not hook up (gross) during this thing.

Does wearing an ugly Hawaiian shirt count as trying?

[MIKEYDAKEN]

Any chance Fez takes part in the gay pride parade tomorrow? Solo or not I think a gay guy would have to try to not hook up (gross) during this thing.

wait did fez make an announcement? missed the last couple of weeks due to work

[Ron Marie Douglas]

From his wikipedia:

Vilanch was adopted by Jewish parents, is gay, and "a notorious meat eater".[1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Vilanch

[Ogre]

He looks like a friendly guy to me. Maybe Fez needs to workout a little to get close to him.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/479/6a00d83.jpg

I did not realize Vilanch was a ventriloquist.

[torker]

I did not realize Vilanch was a ventriloquist.

I honestly just noticed he was holding a fucking fork and plate. ohw

[Meataball23]

I honestly just noticed he was holding a fucking fork and plate. ohw

I wonder how that potato salad was

[Slim Anus]

Fez has money, why doesn't he just buy himself a male prostitute? I'm sure that guy with Bruce's finger in his ass is getting paid to be there.

[Penelope]

I love the song this inspired.

[RENFIELD]

throw a g-damn event in a nyc gay club...
have the show fans show up, mixed in with fez fodder, to cheer him on
make fezzie the star ..

and let the regulars see him in a different light...
they'll approach him.. not the other way around...