Drunk and alone

[keithy_19]

What do do? I'm also broke. And I thought about driving to the mall (which is closed) just to be there in the morning. I've ruled that out.

So I'm bored and don't know what to do.

[PapaBear]

Your first move should be to super glue all your phones.

[JPMNICK]

2nd is throw you keys somewhere you cant find them so you dont get a DUI

[KC2OSO]

Sound advice above. Stay out the car. Jacking is free so you have that. Maybe attempt a new personal record. You could watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKTxgQp8S0). I think the whole movie is on YouTube. Drink some more and pass out. Turn off caller id and make some phony phone calls using this (http://unaesthetic.net/st/setupv12.exe) old prog.
Go into RF chat.

[keithy_19]

I was kidding about driving. I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.

And as for drunk phone calls, I'm not making any. They're pointless.

As for jerking off, eh. I've grown tired.

Maybe I'll just try to go to bed. It'll work. I have work in the morning anyway so sleep is probably for the best.

[KC2OSO]

Good night sir.

[Furtherman]

*slow violin music*

[keithy_19]

I live such a fun existence.

[Dan 'Hampton]

The answer is keep drinking. Mix alcohols maybe you'll come up with a new concoction, market it and become rich! You'll have a great story.

[KC2OSO]

The answer is keep drinking. Mix alcohols maybe you'll come up with a new concoction, market it and become rich! You'll have a great story.
Maybe mix them up in one of these and let the fun begin.
http://curezone.com/upload/_E_F_Forums/Enema/Typical_Pharmacy_Combination_EnemaBag.jpg

[A.J.]

"Describe A.J.'s daily routine."

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/Carnac.jpg

[torker]

Keithy_44 has been there.
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[KC2OSO]

"Describe A.J.'s daily routine."

I have the house to myself for the next week. Just me and dogs and cats. I started a new job last week and couldn't go on vacation with the family.

So when is a good time to start drinking? 5 seems kinda early but I thought I'd ask. Maybe I'll make a new sig pic.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Maybe mix them up in one of these and let the fun begin.
http://curezone.com/upload/_E_F_Forums/Enema/Typical_Pharmacy_Combination_EnemaBag.jpg



That sir is unsafe. .

[KC2OSO]

That sir is unsafe. .
I was just suggesting it as a vessel for mixing. What's done with it after that is up to the discretion of the user.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Hmm interesting. Although I wouldn't like seeing my martini mixed in one of those at a bar.

[KC2OSO]

Watching Reggie Jackson, Tommy Lasorda, Buck and that dildo Tim McFuckstick in the most uncomfortable bit of television I've seen in a long time. Just Awful.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm so glad I don't drink anymore.

[midwestjeff]

I'm so glad I don't drink anymore.

So, how did the sex change operation go?

Pussy.

[Jughead]

I Know you don't know me or post to me but I care..You will find your way we all do in some way....Kevin opens up and that is always a good sign.....jug

[midwestjeff]

What do do?

Kill yourself.

Twice.


(Finally a thread out of the that's life fagum.)

[KC2OSO]

Another work week calls..trains to catch, mouths to feed, bills to pay.
Have a good week all!

[Dougie Brootal]

So, how did the sex change operation go?

Pussy.

It went well, but I'm still not interested. Sorry! :tongue:

[keithy_19]

Fucking four loko.:drunk:

[disneyspy]

Fucking four loko.:drunk:

watch out .net,its gonna be one of those nights,i'm going to log off before keithy bans me

keithy,you're one my favorite new mods

[keithy_19]

watch out .net,its gonna be one of those nights,i'm going to log off before keithy bans me

keithy,you're one my favorite new mods

I only ban spammers. And maybe StanUpshaw. You're good dspy.

[cougarjake13]

beers are deelish

[keithy_19]

Chugged a four loko, drank several beers at a dive br, bought some pot (i didn't smoke) and then took an ambien. I like to escape reality apparently.

[ZigZagBigBag]

you went with ambien and left the pot untouched? that's just not right.

[sailor]

beats drunk and stupid.

[zildjian361]

Iff ya having girl problems I feel bad for you Son I got 99 problems but a Bitch aint one, you got 100 :surrender:

[keithy_19]

you went with ambien and left the pot untouched? that's just not right.

I still have it. I'm sort of an asshole when it comes to recreational pot use (which I think should be completely legal, as I do all drugs) but I try to use it for medicinal purposes.

With that being said, I'm relatively intoxicated off of some beer from a keg (not sure what) and a few pints of guinness. Good time tonight.

[cougarjake13]

I still have it. I'm sort of an asshole when it comes to recreational pot use (which I think should be completely legal, as I do all drugs) but I try to use it for medicinal purposes.

With that being said, I'm relatively intoxicated off of some beer from a keg (not sure what) and a few pints of guinness. Good time tonight.

guiness is fantabulous

[keithy_19]

I decided to go with some Sam Adams Boston Lager, and then some Okotoberfest, and then some 24 oz Miller Lite. I'm not really drunk, but that's ok.

[cougarjake13]

I decided to go with some Sam Adams Boston Lager, and then some Okotoberfest, and then some 24 oz Miller Lite. I'm not really drunk, but that's ok.

first 2 are great


last is shit

[keithy_19]

first 2 are great


last is shit

The Miller was cheap. Figured why not.

[Dude!]

when will you be old enough
to drop the 'y' from your name?

[keithy_19]

when will you be old enough
to drop the 'y' from your name?

When you're old enough to stop typing in haikus.

:wink:

[PapaBear]

When you're old enough to stop typing in haikus.

:wink:
His style is stupid
There is no reason for it
But it's not haiku

[keithy_19]

His style is stupid
There is no reason for it
But it's not haiku

I knew this when I was writing my response. 5-7-5. But I didn't feel like trying to find a poetry style that fit. Stupid works though.